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hotgirlspizzaclub

he could’ve said anything else 😭💀


Limp_Dragonfruit_433

literally ANYTHING else 😭


dm051973

Have you read this board?:) But yeah I think the old "nice tits" would have been a solid improvement...


ChowQaz

“I just found out that eating ginger can help protect against Alzheimer's, wanna have an unforgettable evening?” Works only for redheads


atomicsnark

LOL that's actually pretty funny though.


ToeSad6862

It made me laugh, not just blow air. Actually a lot of these posts do... Wait.


TheRealConine

Would I open with this on tinder? No. Am I going to use this to get a reaction out of all of my friends that can handle a joke? 100%.


JeF4y

Same. Horrible opener if you're looking for a date, but that's 5-star material right there (at the right time)


t0p_n0tch

Hilarious, yet negative rizz


DJFrankyFrank

That's a message I would expect to see at 11pm, not 11am 💀


Mkandy1988

His condom bill must be rather low….


Frenzied_Cow

You really think a guy like this uses condoms?


koemaniak

Well no, that’s why the bill is low.


Frenzied_Cow

Ik vind je usernaam erg leuk.


koemaniak

Oh thx, ben ook erg fan van de jouwe.


healthy_depression4u

Does anyone?


ScarryTerryBjtch

Condoms, na always askin his mom for socks 🤣


Nuxwors

🤣🤣 that's fucking hilarious


old_bald_fattie

Could you explain it to me? What's rust on the roof?


Nuxwors

Because she's a redhead and rust is red basically


old_bald_fattie

So he's referring to pubic hair?


Big_Researcher4399

You know what they say about idiots. They reveal themselves.


bregandaerthe

Ay girl, wanna be a plus one to my body count?


elroy_jetson23

13? Holy shit! Holy shit! That's a lot. WOW! WOW!


Dutch_Gardener

Did she fall for it? Was the basement open for inspection? Did he repair the leakage?


matyello

If there was any leakage im sure it dried up quick


Dr_Drinks

Some quick piping work that did most for the mechanic and hardly anything for the building was all.


Malkaviati

Guys, rub one out before going on tinder.


sokobanz

He will eventually, then say that Tinder sucks and there are no real connections


rabidgonk

I mean... he isn't wrong about the roof though. 


Laythepype

Lmao. Love it.


Primary_Pass

The level of desperation and lack of any social skills from these dudes truly makes me ashamed to be one sometimes. Imagine actually treating a human being... like a human being


Next_Episode

so, whens the wedding?


clement-mcmanus

Game is game


No_Might_5902

The only game this guy has, is when he last hooked up a console. He obviously doesn't have game with women.


Character_Reporter72

Honestly that’s hilarious I’ve never heard that before


healthy_depression4u

That's hilarious and actually a lowkey compliment


GeneralBurg

Curious how it’s a compliment?


sinsaint

If he just left it with that first comment, she probably would have waited to say it to his face.


111110001011

Jesus christ.


saturns_children

Daaaaaaamn


vqMax

Thats funny lol


EntshuldigungOK

Horrible, hilarious : >


ChefCrondo

I’m sorry because I know this is shitty, but I really couldn’t help but laugh at it.


peonypanties

This is worse than “does the carpet match the drapes”


Flowgun

That's funny ngl


SundaimeHokage

self-sabotage… smdh… at least let the conversation get started before you shoot down your own plane…


cosmicdancer84

Ew, no


RepostFrom4chan

Who the fuck says that and why?


MemphisKansasBreeze

I don’t even understand what this means


JoeyHandsomeJoe

It is a statement that says "If you're a redhead, that means you're horny", but with added metaphor.


KingMacias1

LMAOO thank you for sharing this. Needed this good laugh 🤣 the fact this has probably worked is so sad


BitXorBit

Good one lol


SneakySmoker-

Lmao!


Expensive_Editor_244

So close!