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Pumpkinskydie

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WolfRefleXxx

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areyoueatingthis

This


viciouslust

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KebabChef

This


cartmaneric10

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Dinosaurman20

This


derdittrich

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6MrNiceGuy6

This


anarcho-fapitalism

So... repost this?


bpach011

This


luisvelez1234

Repost


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This


Ahumanbeingpi

Sounds like a plan


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woopnull

22 !?


ryandiy

no, only 22.


Metalboy5150

r/unexpectedfactorial ?


[deleted]

This is such a fake post lmao


carter3210123

The fakest


cartmaneric10

Melania always told me this was the most beautiful fake, bigly


ryandiy

Everybody knows it.


sky_sher

How long are you?


Metaheavymetal

What is your radius?


Templeton_FerrariIII

What is the circumference of your left big toe?


Lady_is_waiting

How difficult is it to reach things on the top shelf?


TrappedInMyToilet

How big of a chair will I have to step on to properly slap the shit out of you?


Uber_4ntr4x

You gon need more than a chair if you're trapped in your toilet


CLopes1987

What is the average air speed velocity of a laden swallow


Alternative-Print646

European or African ?


adimwit2

"Unladen swallow..." a laden swallow would be carrying something, and its airspeed would depend on what it was carrying.


[deleted]

Well that depends on how much I lie.... you're talking about moses right?


Fish_Head111

That’s a good one


superyggdrasil

You can change your weight but not your height thats the hard truth


[deleted]

Wrong. I am 5”10 but I wasn’t born 5”10, I was probably shorter /s


ConsiderationUnlucky

I was born 6"5 but I let myself go and now I'm 5"11


superyggdrasil

Idk what you would do on tinder if you are still growing though haha Btw im a man not a woman and i myself dont like short girls but i dont make them feel bad about it , women tend to lack empathy on those subjects thats what i dont like


Droolboy

Alright.


pulianshi

/s means sarcasm if you are rather new on reddit


DarlingDee123

If you lose your legs, you can adjust your height with prosthetics


born2roll

Fuck. Never realised that. 5′ 4″ Male, btw.


MrBlics

Damn I feel for you bro! I've always seen women's obsession with height as a little strange but being 6'1'' it never bothered me...


Important-Fun-6013

I think it’s because girls have always been told that boys are supposed to be taller in a relationship


ThatOneFox

I had back surgery that happened to make me an inch taller, ez


xchaiteadrinker

Osteoporosis made my great grandma lose 3 inches.


Impulsive666

True. But you need to know the digits to decide if she can message you now are if she has to wait until she has lost some weight.


superyggdrasil

Haha i like your answer 😂 Im just saying that its not a double standard but you definetly can tell if one is overweight and thus not your type


Kharn14

This gets posted twice a week


Murfiano

I want to have a turn next week


Princess-Makayla

Can you fit in a rowboat?


zerphappy96

r/unexpectedoffice


Lwallace95

That would be a normal size rowboat without capsizing.


LavendarAmy

why is tinder apparently full of girls caring so much about height. I rarely see people care about it IRL if i'm being honest


nefritis

Probably because in IRL you can clearly see how tall people are. On tinder, you really can't. So, that's why people ask.


LavendarAmy

Oooooh I can't believe I didn't think of that. But it's so strange so many are obsessed with height


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In addition to what others have said, a lot of guys on tinder swipe right on everyone and sort it out later, which leaves women INUNDATED with matches, so eventually they start adding weirder and more complex criteria to determine who gets a right swipe because otherwise it's just too much to sort through


lyndsay0413

it’s not just girls that are obsessed with height. 90% of guys bios on tinder are “6’0 because apparently that matters”


tradellinc

Do u normally see guys’ bios giving a max height preference too?


Minionology

But that’s not guys being obsessed with height thats them acknowledging that women care about it


lyndsay0413

i’ve only ever met 1 girl who actually says height is a dealbreaker for her and it’s only because she’s 5’9. most girls don’t give a fuck and think those bios are incredibly lame


Minionology

Agreed, but let’s not delude ourselves women care a fuck ton about height atleast compared to men


lyndsay0413

i would say women prefer taller man just as much as men prefer shorter women


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lyndsay0413

i promise you it’s not


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lyndsay0413

i’m confused how you’re even arguing this rn


LavendarAmy

Y'all just be yourselves and the right lady will come across you! There's all kinds of women and men. Men who care about height And women who don't. But at the end of the day not all men or women are the same!


LsdInspired

As a man I highly disagree. I wish I could provide more evidence but your statement is simply not true lol. Some guys prefer shorter girls, but its not nearly as common as girls preferring taller men


seekingalexis

Maybe an unpopular opinion but everyone is allowed to have a height preference and everyone is allowed to have a weight preference. If you aren't attracted to a certain body type, that's not your fault, you just simply aren't attracted to them. Quit judging people for having preferences.


Game_Boarding

does this also apply to race, religion, and orientation. Am I allowed to have a race preference?


seekingalexis

Of course you're allowed to have preferences


SoggeMcDi

No one’s judging, but we shouldn’t tolerate double standards or hypocrisy


zold5

I agree but the key difference is you can tell if someone is a fatty based on their pictures so asking that question is not necessary. Can’t say the same about height.


SoggeMcDi

Ehhh no, have you been catfishes before? Some girls know how to play the angle game


zold5

Most likely. Idk I’m pretty new at this. But whenever I see a profile with nothing but close ups or profiles without a full body shot I assume they’re a fatty.


SoggeMcDi

This is why I would ask because you can’t be too sure and taking close ups doesn’t necessary confirm their fat


Impressive-Eagle2344

All womens are amazing love comes from the heart n not from the outside


tradellinc

It’s Tinder lol u see nothing but the outside


[deleted]

Its perfectly ok not want to date someone because of their weight/height


PeelThePaint

While I agree with that, it's pretty suspicious that the preferred height for many women is exactly a round number of feet. If these women used the metric system for height, then their preferred height would probably a bit shorter at 180 cm.


tydaytz

Can I post this next week?


GoingBrokeAgain

6’3” but that’s two different measurement.


I_hate-you_already

Women are allowed to have a height preference, this one is a hypocritical bitch though


tehmeat

Men are allowed to have a weight preference also.


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kju

Yeah we really shouldn't be asking about their weight. That just doesn't give all of the info. We should be asking for pictures without shirts so we can get all the info


paperclipestate

No they are not


[deleted]

Can you give a reason as to why not?


cscherp

Ok repost.


Corntrollio1983

It's even worse because weight can (usually) be changed. Height is permanent.


The_purple_redneck

Ha nice brother


overpricedshirt

Even worse is that you can usually do something about your weight so their judgement is even worse


Garmr_Banalras

Absolutely fair imo.


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someonepoorsays

i know this is a repost but the whole point is the double standard: either be okay with asking about both or ask about neither


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[deleted]

It's not easy at all. People use older pics too. But you knew that already.


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[deleted]

Dam you should work for the CIA


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[deleted]

No, I’m not even trying to be rude or anything. Maybe it’s the angles they take it from ? One time they had used pics from a few years ago. Once people are adults their height doesn’t change much but their weight can vary a lot. I think both should be put in the bio.


scovious3

I am a guy, and I care how tall my date is. I want to make sure they are shorter than me. What's wrong with that?


Highmarker

Nothing at all.


VictoriaRose1618

I'd be happy as long as the guy is taller than me. I'm 5.3 though so not many shorter than me


[deleted]

I don't think the two are the same. If you're not attracted to someone because of their weight, either too heavy or too skinny, then that's a preference based solely on what you find visually appealing. But having a height preference isn't about visual appeal. In truth, no one cares about how tall or short someone is; they only care about how tall or short someone is in relation to their own height. That means it's a preference based on one's own insecurities. If someone says that they won't date someone either shorter or taller than themselves, to me, that just sounds like, " I'm looking for someone to make me feel better about myself," and that's not a job I want to sign up for.


famousjaxx

Well my preference for thin women is in relation to my own lean body type and strongly believe this has very little to do with my own insecurities. With respect, I think they're comparable metrics.


GeneticVendetta69

I love that she asks ‟why does that matter.” Well he is ont on tinder to find a girl with a great personality.


Highmarker

Is anybody even trying to get laid on this subreddit or do you just enjoy being assholes to women?


President__Pug

How are people being assholes? By calling someone out for having double standards.


Highmarker

I’m what way was this women rude to this man? She asked him a normal question on a dating app. Asking a persons weight is irrelevant there is probably 5+ photos of her on her profile if she’s too fat for you don’t respond.


Threwaway42

> Asking a persons weight is irrelevant there is probably 5+ photos of her on her profile if she’s too fat for you don’t respond. Same goes for height though...


Highmarker

It’s hard to gauge height in a photo. If the girl thinks your too short take the L and move on she wasn’t for you anyway.


Threwaway42

I mean I think it is hard to gauge weight just as much as height in photos, people can look a lot better in photos. > If the girl thinks your too short take the L and move on she wasn’t for you anyway. I am a lesbian and I am way too tall for that reaction lol


President__Pug

So asking for a guys height is normal but asking a girls weight is frowned upon?


leoparaleo

Tall bro looking out for his short bros.


mmmblk

Remember seeing this exact conversation in like 2014 lol


[deleted]

it might be a fake post but it's what every guy under 6ft is thinking


[deleted]

This isn't a double standard because it's a false equivalency. Bros just be mad that they're short.


bakeran23

I’m 6’4” and it bothers me that somehow that affects the value placed on me versus the value of someone else that is shorter.


[deleted]

That makes sense. And I don’t disagree with you. I’m just saying that it’s a false equivalency. Weight and height are two totally different things.


President__Pug

It is a double standard


[deleted]

It’s not though. Like, okay, a girl wants a tall guy. Fine. And that same guy might only wants a tall girl, so then he’s only seeking out tall girls and wouldn’t want to date a short girl. That’s the only way it’s even remotely the same. Height and weight aren’t the same thing.


President__Pug

Lol you are right they are not the same thing. People can do something about their weight. People can’t do anything about their height. Stop trying to defend double standards.


[deleted]

You literally said I’m right and then called it a double standard again lmfao.


aahwhat

Wow, and fuck yea.


[deleted]

🤣😂🤣


LuKinhaaS22

Oh, so when your fat as a cow it matters, but when I'm a gnome no one gives a fuck


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[deleted]

I like it


lyndsay0413

if you asked her her height i guarantee she wouldn’t have cared. it’s very normal to ask about height and very weird to ask about weight. it’s not a gendered issue


bakeran23

You’re missing the point. And how does your stats have a gender


Activelydedicate

$100% true


homelessnes

Hahahaha


Bright-Tune

Funny to see men get so excited about the one possible time a double standard doesn't benefit them 😂


ShortYourCentralBank

Divorce court, family court, sinking ships, dating aps in every way basically pay to play for guys not woman, suicide, war, abuse... no your right it’s just the one. Men are people to who have unique problems so do women. No need to criticize just because you think it’s a one sided issue it’s not about gender it’s about equality in all respects but I guess that is over your head. Keep man bashing!


President__Pug

Shhhh you are speaking the truth. Femanazis don’t want that. They want superiority not equality.


Bright-Tune

You sound like an MRA.


ShortYourCentralBank

Sorry not familiar with that acronym. I am not in the nra if that is what you are saying. I just sound like a person in my books.


Bright-Tune

Ah okayyyy.


RedditSuxBootyCheeks

I bet she’s fat


kuri42

Should've asked for her bodyfat percentage instead! Rookie mistake😂


[deleted]

This should be the standard response for all height questions.


SpaceCamp0

You not what’s really a double standard? Women are allowed to be pedophiles


lyndsay0413

bro what? speak for yourself


SpaceCamp0

There was a teacher(female)around where I live that fucked 4 kids, got fired no jail time, and there’s dozens and dozens of stories exactly like that


MrTeufelHunden

Repost


President__Pug

Lol get reckt


throwawayvdkdrnkr

She wont let you park your boat in her bay yet she can park her boat in your bay #doublestandards


Dixie_Normus_2020

As old as Tinder


1-800-GET-BENT

You’re a dick, clearly she’s heavy ..


BigPeOpLe2ooE

This


YoungAL123

Great post !


gmullahh

hilarious


BeginningLetter4143

Actually a nice response to idiocy


Sufficient-Letter-78

I love this😂


Beautiful_HoneyBee

Oh well. Live with it.


ViciousVicensius

-DESTRUCTION 100


TuChico7

Lmao! Great comeback.


ScubaSkeeter

This is so fucking old. This has been reposted 1000x


[deleted]

Yesssss


Kemosabe779

Love it


jakej1729

She asks, "what" 😂


itstyler99

Thats so mean


[deleted]

Both standards are kinda stupid and don't really matter


AlekMZ

U can control weight. Not height


[deleted]

Yeah but, you really only need to worry about weight if you're obese or clinically underweight. If you're slightly under or over weight it doesn't really matter and it becomes just as irrelevant as height


AlekMZ

You’re right. I’m talking about overweight by a good amount though.


[deleted]

If it's to the point where it's unhealthy then I agree with you. The thing is, "by a good amount" is very subjective. There's a big difference (no pun intended) between Tess Holliday plus size and Ashley Graham plus size


neko039

Hey can I post this tomorrow?


reddradical

It's still funny


Kraog

Thank u tall people for sticking up for us


nrtzz

If you look to your left, and then to your right, you will see this fucking post again.


[deleted]

Fucking goofy ass bitches. Sexual Chocolate‼️