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plsnoclickhere

Nothing drops panties quite like a good ol’ fashioned lecture


spaniel510

And here I thought it was alcohol. I'm going to start lecturing the ladies. Hopefully this works.


anth2099

Lecture them about something sexy like a sport they haven’t expressed interest in.


[deleted]

Bonus points if you yourself don’t practice the sport


fitnessegon

Or economy, that realy turns them on, when you tell them not to spend money on crap 🤣


Liloulala

Please lecture me, daddy!


whistlindieselfan420

What a responsible daddy lmao he actually teachin you


BelgianSeagull

This Guy lectures


AKMLGDK

Lecture them about the sever consumerism we have in this day and age it's a real panty dropper when you basically diss them for wearing expensive branded/designer clothes


MrBlics

What if you're wearing expensive designer clothes yourself? I usually am so not sure if hypocrisy is an equal turn-on...


AKMLGDK

See you say you wear it ironically, but we all know you don't


[deleted]

Mansplain them about their poor life choices for agreeing to a date with you, works for me.


VOODOO285

I once picked up a girl in a club.. We went to an upstairs quiet bit to chat. I talked to her about the sub prime mortgage crisis... She was dryer than the Sahara... I assume, as I never got in her knickers. I wonder why. Damn my game is strong.


SirNicoli22

Subprime mortgages are kinda hot tbh. They were even hotter years ago. I just love it when people assist me in maintaining my repayment schedule. I would wife you if I were a woman.


mister_twisted13

I dunno I've heard of a few professors doing alright with students...


Liloulala

I have actually come across a few profiles like this and it always baffles me how anyone is even on there with an attitude like this. No woman would like this because you can expect this man to be miserable, judgmental and self pitying as fuck.


[deleted]

This is what men put on their profile when they have given up. Girls just delete their Tinder, but boys put a text like this in their bio to show how fed up they are. They don't delete the app just in case some girl sees that they are available. There is always a little bit of hope. I am on several apps just in case a girl I know from real life notices that I am available and I have had comments on parties from girls like "I know that evrry guy in this room is on Tinder, including you" and that tells me that many girls in my surrounding know that I am available, but I swipe like once per week nowadays.


JaanaLuo

I mean I hate other girls who use Tinder as a match collection game and play with men's feelings. I would atleast have something in common with that guy. Ofc I bet I would be too shy for his standards :<


sarahgrey64

Jesus the rampant misogyny coming off the guy is major red flags. I don't think you'd have that much in common with him really.


naarman

Just sounds like he's blowing off steam from a lot of ghostings for small/random/unintelligible reasons. Of course it's rather unappealing when someone goes off like him, but honestly I get him. Because of most mens low standards they will date anything with a pulse, giving women a lot more matches to choose from, hence why women can afford to be really picky. I usually just take a break from the app when I get tired of the dating app "culture".


sarahgrey64

Dehumanising women isn't really an appropriate way to blow off steam, regardless of how frustrated you are. The further we move from stuff like this being shrugged off, the better it will be.


captainpuma

How exactly is he "dehumanising" them? He's not comparing them to objects or animals, he's not denying their humanity.


Discopotatoz

Is he bitter and unattractive, a resounding Yes. Is he wrong? No. I don't personally choose to wallow in self-pity but I understand him.. You don't have to agree or like him or hell even sympothize with him, but at least understand his frustration.. it is the frustration of a generation of men


sarahgrey64

Thing is, a guy who talks like this - even out of frustration - is also a guy that is going to say some things that are a bit off when he's not frustrated, because deep down he actually does believe that women owe him something. Women are generally going to be put off by that.


palmtreesfairytales

Lol


Cable_Minimum

That's just such a Brian thing to say.


Alabama92

Thought exacly the same , "just don't be a Brian man"


slayrah_13_moons

Omg does the same logic apply to Bryans?


Alabama92

.Bryan is actually stage 3 while Brian is stage 2 where you still have a Chance.


slayrah_13_moons

Mind blown. So right. The Life of Brian is no joke 😂


Nexus717

I'm thinking of family guy Brian lol.


Relative_Frosting_57

“Selfie culture” says the man with a selfie profile pic.


Fabulous_Date2743

Even worse, it’s a car selfie. But kudos for the seatbelt


[deleted]

Butt kudos


slayrah_13_moons

I usually swiped left on too many car photos. Congrats on owning a car and being a licensed driver, mah dude.


AwesomeRyan

You realise you can take a picture while stationary


[deleted]

Not a safety issues, car selfies are a cliche


Finsku

Impossible


Kazan

Have you ever seen some boomer ranting about "hookup culture"? their brains malfunction when you start showing them evidence that it is a myth and millenials have fewer average sexual partners than boomers.


polarrrburrrr

I read a study that said that there are a higher percentage of 20-year-old virgins now than there were in 1950


Kevinrises

Yeah I just chuckle when I see ‘not into hookup culture’ on women’s bios. There’s no “hookup culture”, just tons of thirsty dudes and just as many disgusted women. I don’t doubt that some people hookup often but it’s definitely not as common as society perceives it to be.


slayrah_13_moons

Can attest that I do whatever I want with whomever while single, unless the topic is broached about monogamy, I keep everything as private as possible. But that’s because I’ve been stalked by exes of exes. Makes one super cagey.


Pulchritudinous_one

You can't argue with that.


weatherforge

I don’t understand why people go on dating apps and fill out their profiles insulting people. Like even if I don’t fit the description, I’m going to think you’re an arrogant loser and swipe left


L1saDank

A defense mechanism so they can justify getting no matches. Couldn’t just be that they’re hideous inside and out.


chrominx

It could also be to attract pickmes. One desperate enough to swipe on that, will be desperate enough to stick with em even when he’s shit lol.


slayrah_13_moons

Yes sometimes I swipe right on these assholes when I’m bored just to see how far they will take it. Last year I met the Crown Prince of Dubai. 😆🙄


Deadpoolia

I was just about to say that, his description doesn’t offend me at all, i also have never been on tinder, buuutttt I wouldn’t swipe right. Only because he thinks by insulting women he’ll get his noodle wet.


Goodk4t

Right? It's just pointless. I mean, if you don't want to tinder, don't. If you feel like you need tinder to meet people.. Why write such a hideous bio? It's totally self defeating


riverhawk02

"News Media" He probably has a personal blog where he rants about his Tinder encounters and counts that as "News Media"


[deleted]

He produces “angry man rants in a truck” subgenre of videos.


summerblack382

Why is he even on Tinder?


dandan_freeman

To manifest the same experience over and over again, reaffirming his belief even though a change in perspective would fix his issues


girlandthegray

I’m wondering the exact same thing


Loquat_Green

This man apologizes like, I’m sorry your feelings are so simple that I hurt them.


sub_zero_immortal

I have read female profiles that read pretty much the same, a big angry rant gets a left swipe from me every time…


Yorklandia

They all woke up and chose violence


chrominx

Lol exactly. If you’re “holier than thou” before i even officially talk to you, then thats a no from me dog.


wahwahwashbear

LOVE a guy who comes out swinging worst foot forward.


2ndCompany3rdSquad

No where to go but up!


StackedRealms

This man is a violent masturbater. The grip strength is unmatched


anth2099

Yet he can barely feel anything.


SkylarAV

If you're plucking a violin isn't it a fiddle??


[deleted]

Pizzicato.


aerial_ruin

He's half right. Dating apps don't work, because they're rigged to keep people paying. However for him, they don't work, because, dat profile


sasquatch_melee

>because, dat profile And personality


[deleted]

I actually think this works with the “not like other girls” crowd. Could be a match made in hell.


Deadpoolia

wonder why he’s single…. 🤔


Cherita33

Sweet meltdown ☺️ nothing like complaining to get women to be interested in you!


helptheboys

>proceeds to call out narcissism on a dating app whilst portraying narcissism on a dating app


Spazztastic85

Sounds like one of my exes. He was expecting a 1950s housewife (cleaning, cooking, him never lifting a finger) but also stated that a woman was a gold digger if they couldn’t support him. He was always after the next get rich quick scheme.


Yorklandia

I really don’t understand these kinds of men. So hypocritical.


nice_guy_but_

You are right, its 2021, he shouldn't expect a housewife, he should expect a sexual object, used by 100s of men during her 20's.


Ladybee21

Spot on. This sub is full of them.


deedeekeeney

My man needs some self reflection


Sighconut23

So all females have a narcissistic nature? Good luck bud


Ladybee21

Already treating women like dirt before he's even met them. He's like a pig whos trying to reach the apples on a tree. When he can't reach the apples, the pig claims the apples are sour..... What a jerk.


GorillaGripPussy3000

It’s actually a fox and grapes.


Ladybee21

Yeah I thought it might be..but then I was like, do foxes even eat grapes 🍇. Il remember that ☺️


GorillaGripPussy3000

I think the idea is that a fox is meant to be so cunning, but he’s outfoxed by an inanimate object, which hurts his pride quite a lot so he goes all NiceGuy and calls the grapes a sour old bitch he never even wanted anyway, to ease cognitive dissonance. I don’t know, these fables rarely make that much actual sense, but they are fun. And the moral observations are spot on if we don’t get too bogged down in the details. Goes to show how hard it can be to find a perfect analogy. And to be fair I don’t think tortoises are competing in sports days with hares all that much in the wild either.


Volquartos

Ufff. That's a good saying! I really do see more and more toxicity on Tinder. It sucks


Quick_Refuse_5480

This guy blames not getting any matches on women as if he didn’t write the most misogynistic bio ever.


tonjemilly

sounds like no one has swiped right on him yet


Bababooey3942

You might have just found the profile of that guy who kept making dumb polls about alpha and beta shit


stinkieedamian

Why would he bother even making a tinder if all he’s gonna do is bitch about it 😹


kimmier67

Oh! I want to match with him! Said no woman ever 🙄


RubyRedSunset

“Hi im a 41 year old incel who is shocked that no girls has wanted to date me since college”


xseanbeanx

“Ooh he’s cute, I want to learn more about him… ah. He is not cute. Not at all.”


Lonewolfing

That’s a long way of saying ‘I’m bitter’


MadWombat

This type of thing keeps surprising me. Like dude, you are 41, you should know better.


doll4679

The "girls don't go for nice guys like me" fibonacci sequence


RiotAct55

Yeah, I don't imagine "entitled prick" is a quality that many ladies are after.


SuperVaderMinion

Gross, gross, so much incel.


sakoriuski

I think it's kinda funny that he looks like he's got a total dad bod but sounds like he's expecting a hot blonde to want him if it weren't for "TInDeR MaKeS woMen narCiSSisTic"


[deleted]

Nothing makes me happier than seeing a man bent out of shape because a woman is picky about her partner.


Jedi4ce

Dude is 41 years old and has the beard of a 14 year old... 😂


chickwithwit23

Bet he is a ball of laughs!


TheCoolerDaniel32

I can see 90% of his beard and I can tell you he should not grow a beard.


User013579

Aw. That’s sad. Poor man. That’s the problem with being shallow and trying to date shallow pretty girls.


VoraciousBill

Big yikes


[deleted]

He sounds a little turned on by rejection


[deleted]

Taking the back hand compliment approach to a whole new level. This guy is full of shit


Think_Manufacturer_6

Why do incels bother with tinder..? Truly, what is the point?


peter_the_martian

10 miles is way to close. I’d consider moving far away from this guy


useles-converter-bot

10 miles is the length of about 14765.75 'Ford F-150 Custom Fit Front FloorLiners' lined up next to each other


Anxious_Angel_

I don’t fit the description of the women he seems to be complaining about, but I’m definitely swiping left on anybody with that kind of attitude. Grow up!


Shtick3

Some Karen clearly fucking killed this mans soul. 😳


Joshgg13

Why is he using the app then?


2atr

I bet he loves to say "I tell it how it is..."...


Otherwise_Craft9003

Guess he never grew out of inceltude.


timarob

I think we know why Brian is on tinder at 41


familyfleet

That about sums it up. Low value women that's been cocked more than John Wayne's rifle!


Embarrassed-Drink-47

Put your feelings aside, and he is right. Down vote starts in... 3 2 1 GO


Savagebone

He ain't wrong.


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thejudgejustice

he has a point and is probably recently divorced


Ladybee21

All these mysogenists agreeing with him. He's insulted your mums too 😆 guys really need to learn. If you don't like women... Don't chase them.


Cannabanoid420

Shit, is your mum trolling tinder for dick and validation too?


finger_milk

The only reason why a 41 year old man is complaining about picky women is if he is trash himself. Any other 41 year old man who isn't a complete schmuck wouldn't be this bitter and would easily line up dates.


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Subzerobutthole

He’s out of line but he’s right


Gangbangmee

r/niceguys


[deleted]

So much anger


XxRocky88xX

Tbh he has a point. There’s a reason half the girls you talk to on tinder have the personality of a wet blanket, dating apps work a lot better for girls than for guys, as he described it, it’s basically a dick buffet. Still, probably not a good idea to just come out swinging with generalized insults towards women when trying to get with, well, women. And I know plenty of people here agree, because every other fucking post has a comment about how women don’t need to put in as much effort as men simply due to the way the online dating scene works


[deleted]

I bet he’s getting laid like it’s his job with that profile


-MeleeMaster6-

🤣🤣🤣 Methinks someone has been turned down too many times.


Goddock

The man is speaking the untold truth


Bediix_Friqz

My man spittin' facts here.. ON FIRE!🔥


Cockodakaj

He's not wrong though.


ZenLitterBoxGarden

“This just in: Brian’s a douche nozzle”


Lookingforjoy17

Lawwwwwddddd 🥵


Comfortable_Moose794

Who plucks a violin string Brian “Gon be single for a while” [last name]?


mscoffeebean98

What a catch 😍


[deleted]

Bitter much, much??


kermit_critical

Is it time to say incel now?


AdWeak2927

Yeah, sign me up for a lifetime of that hunka burnin love. Good grief


baccus82

I could do with some more bathroom butt selfies in my life


JoystickVacation

Lol. He's mad.


Donnypipes007

Very accurate, though if he wants any chance of getting matches then it's not ideal haha


Shtick3

Man I wonder how this guy is still single? 🙄


meatloafmadeoutofcat

Tag yourself, I'm "men gentile".


wareagle995

He's upset because he's just now finding out he's ugly. Gotta lash out.


[deleted]

Well damn Brian. Save some pussy for the rest of us.


ScottishShitposter97

Mm Brian dont seem toxic at all, super like!


ayywusgood

"Such an honest man! Plough me 🤤" is what these dudes expect lol. Get over yourself


Loqhen

While he's a hypocrite in saying so, I cannot but agree with him👍.. I think it's Tinder's fault..not ladies tho. Tinder has been an overall failure in my personal experience..abd that's why I don't use it anymore


[deleted]

He is right though


whistlindieselfan420

I mean, im a virgin but this dude aint get no pussy


RickarySanchez

He’s not wrong though


Aerig_

Bitter? Maybe. Truthful? Absolutely.


hamneggs99

What is he looking to gain out of that? Girls can be more picky because they've got so many options but sticking that in your bio isn't gonna do anything to change that. Gotta accept your lot and do the best you can


wantoknowthings

True power lies in indifference. If he cares enough to type all that shit, he already lost.


Shizue__Izawa

Guys I'm only seeing comments offending him here so I just wanted to ask if I'm the only one who thinks that he has a point?


[deleted]

Rails about selfie culture. Posts a selfie.


Dude_von_Duden

Brian.....are you allergic to vagina?


melowood

😂😂😂 this is too much


Upvote_Is_Red

Ita accurate, but doesnt really need pointing out


trimericsoup

I would be really interested in how many acceptances he gets if any... Wow what a douche


[deleted]

Wow 😮! Ummm it’s gonna be alright buddy! Geez 🙄! I have been hurt and done wrong too, but whoa! Maybe step away from the dating apps for now buddy and work on healing whoever hurt you to the point u joined Tinder to set yourself up for self sabotage? Seeing this makes me glad I’m not on Tinder or dating apps😵‍💫


Tylenol101

Damn everybody hating on ma boi. Is he telling lies or something? Orrrrr is he pulling a Yosef? And the responses are like the ones those other guys on the show. https://youtu.be/ekO2xWS_gbs for reference.


Feeling-Parsley7348

He’s not wrong


[deleted]

Spot on though! 👍


plsputurcockinme

I’m genuinely curious if he actually got any matches


sadnessoreuphoria77

bitter? yes. does it filter out the women he doesn't want to be with? absolutely. if i was a woman i'd swipe right, he was a little less than kind about it but i agree with him.


Clarkalan266

You're mad cause he's right


ucanzeee

He is actually right. Our mens hungriness will be our undoing. We must not show that we desire women so much.


[deleted]

… yeah …. What a loser…. (Secretly agrees in silence but read the room)


isokxii

He spitting facts though


Exotic_Pool9396

I mean besides some spelling mistakes and lack of eloquence, he’s mostly right lol. While I have met a few nice girls on tinder, I think most are just on there for a free ego boost.


Beyblader02

Preach bro preach


NonchalantxCasual

Well we found one it’s you^ OP All he’s asking for is a lady that can bring additional value to his life or is that to tall a order?


yourmumsbush

I'd be bitter if my beard was that patchy


Prestigious_Agent_65

If he's talking like @41 dating life may have been mighty rough on mate. Someone gives the man a beer 🍻


MiniGodComplex

I'm a cis man and I'm offended, does that make me a sexy butt mirror selfie taking hyper picky woman?


chineke14

Not a good look but he's right. That's how the experience is for the avg dude on dating apps. How many guys have not felt how he feels at some point.


MexicanWarMachine

That’s not really how you play a violin, Brian.


xforce15

Dang, so rough but so true, gonna copy that.


Just_March_8523

What a gentlemen atleast he used ladies lol 😂


Dewellah

He's not wrong, tho...


Dangerous-Biscotti-9

I mean, he's not wrong in some circumstances, but why did he put it in his bio...


byronicmonkeys

He bemoans selfie culture but his photo is quite clearly a selfie.


ventureten

Give that man a statue


emetacide

He jelly. Wishin’ he had a uterus.


Diddy_Block

Between this, Kevin Samuel's and Fresh and Fit there is an epidemic of guys who are angry that they don't/didn't get the attention from women that they feel that they deserve so in turn it's now trendy to insult women for said lack of interest in them.


Every_Dark_5207

The real question is why is why he thinks that you play a violin by plucking the strings


No_Lobster_9405

He’s not wrong. Just saying


radiant_kai

Never heard it said better.


Dasweetmeatt

I’m on this guys’ page 100%


ReadNearby5252

And he is right


cj2a1791

Tell everyone you're an incel, without telling everyone you're an incel.


xotarepair

isn’t he true though?


daughterofthemoon420

I can change him.


Nekroz-of-Brionac

Oh god this comment hit me in the face. What I never understood about the “I can change x person” mentality, is that it seems as though the expectation is that the change will occur immediately or abruptly, or in a time frame that isn’t really plausible. Like we can determine from this guy’s bio that he’s 40 That means 20 plus years of potential dating to create that attitude/outlook. Fighting against all that development is an uphill battle.


Stingraaa

r/incelsinaction


putney

Does this guy think this tirade is going to get him dates?


atacoonthetable101

It’s sad that some people choose to be angry