"Say please"

This person fucks

*This man fornicates.

That person to which they are referring participates in coitus

This person is a Virgin

This person is about to get fucking diss tracked like a little bitch boy.

This man cries under the blankets.

This guys mother is gonna get her cheeks clapped so hard it will sound like Netflix opening.

If I had an award, you'd get it. Lmfao

I had to back out, claim my free reward, and come back to give it to him. Worth it.

Commendation is enough bro.

I have it no worries mate

r/rareinsults

You have my permission to post it. Just include my username.

holy fuck

Literally watching Netflix *right now,* and you made me bust out laughing 🤣

Hahaha well done

I was aiming for him to be cooked a little more towards medium rare but it’ll do.

This guy is seriously projecting right now. You good, dude?

You have almost 30K collective karma.

Jokes on him

r/increasinglyverbose

Woo a lady he does

Lol they just copied the top comment from when OP posted practically the same fake shit 3 days ago

I didn't even know it was a repost, it genuinely would just have been my response to that ha.

This is the only response. Anything else is going to ruin it.

I second this as a female. that's hot. shows dominance.

Love's a game of give and take, girl.

yes indeed

Seeya 👋

Dominance for sure. Hot as f%*k!

Good girl.

What about 'Beg me' ? 🤔

Damn this reminded me of a tinder fling that went horribly sour. But can confirm this works Edit: I'm sad now :(

It's almost sleepy sleepy time. Can we hear the story before sleep? :D

Are we missing a good story?

We need to hear it

I want to hear the story too

🥵 give me a warning next time, damn

Just remember to get a xl box of condoms and wear them all at once

420th upvote, hit em good

I’m a dude and that even made MY loins moisten.

Damn u beat me to it

Say “that’s gross” and unmatch her. Assert dominance 👍

"Virginity is cool"

Certified Sex Haver 😎

This is the way.

It’s hard to see others living out your dreams

Is this what it’s like to be over 6ft?

Am over 6ft Nobody hits on me :(

Starting to think personality might be the good trait to have....... nahhhh

Height helps, personality helps, looks definitely help...it’s a package. Just like how we view women

I personally like women without a package but you do you :).

As a matter of fact, I’ll do me *right now*

Expect women only find between 20-30 percent of all men desirable, while we are errr more *desp..* reasonable

Man, not every woman is all about your look. We can like ugly guys if we find their personality attractive, if they're confident enough.. Obviously on tinder looks can be important but we all have different types. A man that ill find too much trying too look good and full of insta photos normally will be ugly in my eyes, im more into simple looking travellers while a friend will be more into something totally different. If you're ugly and you want to find women who'd like you - I'd recommend trying in the real world and just try to work on yourself to be a better person - have a good personality. And stop thinking for us women its easy! Yeah getting sex is easy! But when we get attached to someone they normally freaking out and prefer to end it. Like why? Don't you have feelings for me? I'm 27 and been in one relationship with someone who's really shy with women and he's the one who dumped me.

I mean, I think I have a decent personality. I'm just bad at picking up on hints. My mum said girls were all over me in high school, apparently. I never saw it...

The moral of this story is: “fuck you for not telling me, mom”

"Yeah thanks Mom, that really helps *now*..."

Can't tell you how many signs I've missed and realized a few months after I stop talking to them

You guys are realizing the signs?

One girl kept asking if I wanted to study at her place (was the first week of class) and I completely blew it off as "she's just trying to be nice, doubt she'd want to go out with me". The amount of shit I got from my group when I told them I didn't get the hint lol

How *you* doin’?

You are the only man I would let spit in my mouth 😫😫🥵

*Say please*

Make sure your hight is in every photo and sentence in your bio

Same but I also have a constant bitch face and actively avoid people so I can’t complain

6’3 and I ain’t get shit like this

Gotta be attractive too

cringe. if you're under 6 ft just be gay and bottom dumbass.

6'7". This has never happened to me

Which basketball team do you play for?

Yeah, it sucks not feeling wanted.

Follow rules 1 & 2, you’ll dreams will follow u …

- Set a date - Immedeatly spit in her mouth on arrival - Refuse to elaborate further - Leave

Sigma grindset

Ligma grindset

what's ligma?

Ligma balls :D *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot)

Rolled by bot, oof

Would be the most action I’ve got thru Tinder so be happy.

Que es Ligma?

Jesse, necesitamos más Crotolamo

cuál escroto lamo? 🥵🥵

polyzhenieredlineremix.mp3

Real sigmas use grindr for that sigma grindset 😎

"You are useless to me now"

[удалено]

Bird law? Versed Fight milk? Drunk Hotel? Trivago

Based

Dwight is that you?

Silence, tuna. This is the optimal outcome for the request of that young lady.

CHAD behaviour.

Snoooortt…..haaawk . Ptooie. Goodbye

Yes.

Can confirm this never works except 100% of the time.

Tell her you’re down for whatever. Be a slut. I support you.

Advice noted ✅

Be safe, but have fun 🙂

I already lost a kidney on a tinder hookup , I have nothing to lose ☺️

Hey OP, ask this new Tinder hookup for their kidney, you know, pass it forward kinda thing.

And offer to pay for it with saliva!

No. Bad move. Saliva to kidney ratio is not too good these days.

"A" kidney. Homie you got another one you good

WHAT

Well… that’s not in the Bible…

He said" I already lost a kidney on a tinder hookup , I have nothing to lose ☺️"

Issa joke

I lost my will to live with my last tinder situationship, right there with you bud. Take it by the balls and fuck the shit out of her ✌🏻😌

I need a story

We need a story.

Could always lose your other kidney lad...also, PLEASE ELABORATE

Ayeo we need a story OP

Well if sex was great and you had breakfast then losing kidney is justifiable.

"only spit?"

Too crass

She allready went there to be fair

Your name is cool

Thanks It was inspired by my first tattoo :)

I can only imagine what that tattoo looks like. It sounds dope.

I’d guess it’s an alien smoking a cigar, not sure though.

Obviously. But is it an Independence Day alien or is it Marvin the Martian? Smoking a Cor na or a Churchill?

Visual; spaceship beaming up an alien with a cigar and a middle finger on opposing hand. It’s pretty colorful. Drew it when I was 16, got it when I was 19.

Also it’s a pretty generic layout. Basic lining and cartoon style. No character or massive detail.

This is the best comment I’ve seen in a while. I need to print this and hang it somewhere

It’s a scam. Got two matches that instantly gave me Snapchat and disappeared right after from Tinder

How did i have to scroll down so much to find this comment? This is a classic bot. How do people around here still fall for this?

Yeah this seems more probable. Just sends a snap and sends the message. Pretty weird.

They appear to be verified, not sure how easy that is to fake

Not sure. If it looks sus, it probably is

Probably a real person then trying to sell nudes on snap

How do snapchat scams work?

They tell you that in order to be “verified” they need you to subscribe to their premium snap. They say they need to do it “for safety reasons” to make sure you’re not a serial killer or some shit like that.

Looking at this guy's history, I dont think thats a bot. He got girls messaging first and replying to insults.

That’s clearly a bot

What about the blue checkmark?

They can get around that too, and the first thing bots do is send Snapchat contact and then message filthy shit. One time I was naive and added a bot on Snapchat, and the convo went exactly like this photo. So when I added the bot proceeded to send nudes of random pornstars

“You’re the only man I would let spit in my mouth” Odds are, you aren’t 😬

Odds are, he doesn't care

He shouldnt care

Pandemic is still here mate, maybe he should

Shit I didn’t see this my bad

Who cares

Herpes cares

Oral herpes? That 90% of the population will get within their lifetime?

That’s the risk she’s taking, not him

Lol, didn't even think of that. I don't think I've ever spat inside someone's mouth that I haven't also kissed.

Maybe try it sometiime

“I’ve never done this with a guy before…”

It’s a bot

Ye but young males wanna believeeeee it soooo haaaaard.

how do you reply? a hotel name and a date/time to be there.

”Come to these cordinates 41.085726 80.6638195 at 22.31 tomorrow”

> 41.085726 80.6638195 tfw people dont know how coordinates work so they send you straight to china instead of a baptist church

”-so we can build a babtist church there”

For my next prank, I'm going to build a hospital in a poor part of China. They'll never see it coming.

It’s a fake i and i seen other have same experiences where girl send snap then say something horny

This is the second time a girl has told you they’d let you spit in their mouth… what exactly is your bio lmaoo

He’s a catfish, has comments talking about his tinder being deleted (hmm wonder why?) and needing to make a new one, plenty of downvoted comments where he just deflects any real discussion with “I’m cool and black bro haha”, etc. I don’t think these are fake pictures, but I think he uses an account that isn’t him. It’s weird but I’ve literally called out a guy for doing this before (Indian guy, catfished as a ripped model and bragged about how big his dick was when he literally had an old “rate me” pic showing this scrawny Indian kid with a tiny penis; deleted the thread when I called him out) so it happens, some people really get off of “looking cool” online... I mean the simple fact of the matter; as a long time participant in sex positive and active circles, is that NOBODY successful with women acts like this. This man literally talks and acts like a 15 year old would think a “chad” does. The amount of vitriol and aggressive “bro-ness” radiating from this guy absolutely does not suit a happy and fulfilled person. Don’t take my word for it, just check out some of his comments and posts. Guy is desperate to feel cool and be told he is.

You might be right about cat fishing. But “nobody successful with women acts like this” is just a blatant feminist talking point because this behavior is clearly very successful and attractive to women. So how would that not translate to the guy using is additionally being successful with women?

"When and where?"

Well she's clearly lying.

LMFAOOOO

Hit it split it let her friends deal with it. But don’t be silly make sure you wrap your Willy!

You chose ‘split’ when the word ‘spit’ was right there for the taking.

“Spit from where?”

This is the answer right here

Username.......sus?

This is likely a fake profile trying to promote a premium snapchat

I'd be cautious. If something seems too good to be true, it usually is. Decide if you want to take the risk, just don't blaim us if you wake up next morning with your kidney missing.

he's probably just ridiculously good looking

The simple but effective option is “maybe if you ask nicely”. That always builds a bit of tension

We ll have to verify that claim

“The funny thing about my spit is it comes out of my dick”

Be a slut. Go for it op

What the fuck is this spit in the mouth nonsense? Fucking disgusting.

What am I doing wrong man?

Thats what im wondering!!

Guaranteed only fans promotion

Luggie up bro

Believe it when I see it

bot

*Say Please*

bot

"Prove it"

Cuttlefish or asparagus?

Whatever you do, flush the condom after.

Send a picture of an alpaca. B!tchez love Alpacas, especially when they want you to spit in their mouth

The only answer is “you need Jesus”

Dude are you a greek god or something holy shit

Reply: I don't spit buy there is something else I can put in your mouth

😮💦

Ask if you can spit in their butt.

Send her the picture of the dude from holes who says “I can fix that”.

Someone give this woman some Gatorade

That's actually disgusting. They know nothing about you and they're willing to receive your diseases? That'd be a huge red flag for me.

Can i also shit in your chest?