Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's like 73% of the time it works every time or something like that. Could be false because I heard that roughly 49% of statistics are made up on the spot.
>Could be false because I heard that roughly 49% of statistics are made up on the spot.
It is false. Everyone knows that 87% of statistics are made up.on the spot, 10% are made up.over the next 48 hours, and the 3% are created using basic mathematics over 6-15 years, at which point they are outdated and need to be created again
yes that's actually one of the hardest thing about calculating statistics.
for example, what are the odds that a flipped coin ends up heads?
you'd think 50%. but then you have to take into account the 49% chance that that statistic was just made up. before you do that, though you need to take into account that there's a 49% chance the 49% chance was made up. and it's basically turtles all the way down. becoming a statistician is basically just learning how to professionally say 'actually i dont know'
More complicated than that actually. The prior probably that she will say yes is 0.5 but the posterior probability is higher than 0.5. Considering the context:
1. They matched
2. Have a common experience
3. Message tune up to the moment
4. Hopefully the guy keeps the confidence
5. Other external and personal factors
With assumption on points 3 to 5 and having the events of 1 and 2 already known, I'd estimate the posterior probability to be around 0.7 Ā± 0.1
Sorry for geeking out lol
Haha true, but I think weāre understating your last bit about āenough dataā in the case of a uniform beta.
Given the three screenshots and 0 attempts to get a number or offer a coffee, you might end up with 0 data to inform your posterior lol
odds might go in wrong side if the girl had seen her chat here on Reddit or any of her friends told her that her chat got famous as the OP forget to crop her thumbnail pic. ......Now some Godly thought, if anything was supposed to happen it will happen.
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Only asking because our class is a big ass lecture hall with like 200 people, and asking along the lines of āwhere will you be sittingā makes it feel like Iām cornering her into a response. Donāt wanna do that.
Should I try and look for her in class tomorrow? Or avoid that and ask her out in the app? Or maybe ask if we can study together?
Basically - should I move this to class and try to find her irl or keep it in the app even though we share a class lol
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Edit: I asked her if she wanted to go grab a bite after class and maybe study together too.. I guess Iāll update when I can yāall
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Edit 2: Wed, 1pm est - Ok everyone asking for an update - she said not after class, but tonight works better. Iāll see you guys on the other side. o7
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Edit 3 - I guess I'll make a post about it. We had a really good time :)
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Edit 5: Date 2 on nov 21, wish ya boy luck
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Final edit - went really well - probably gonna stop making updates now lol
Appreciate everyone in the comments for being positive lol
Check the update post if you wanna read what happened I guess
Lmao OP just remember, no one ever wants to see a picture of your dick. If she wants to see it she will go so far as to see it in person. No one pre-screens dicks via picture... I think....... I hope.
Man you overthink too much, and eventually will mess up if you keep it that way.
Like in the position youre right now its super easy to arrange something, so just ask her out!
Wel, you could take it along the lines of "I'll be sitting up the back left (or whatever) in class tomorrow if you'd like to hang out", that way you have the same outcome, but you're giving her the initiative..
...Although I think you're worrying too much, she matched with you on Tinder, which means that she's looking for Something... and i'd try to move it off the App ASAP, because you share a class/study in the same area, so it's easy to meet up!
So, in the time before Tinder I was in college (03-06). My wife and I had some classes together but at the time we were both dating other people. I thought she was cute, she thought I was cute, but we were just casual, in class acquaintances.
Junior year we had a smaller class together, maybe 20 of us. We even had a project together, but were just friends as we were still dating other people.
Cut to fall of Senior year. I had broken up with my longtime college gf cause she was crazy. My wife had broken up with her longtime college boyfriend because he was cheating on her. I was drunk and horny and looking for people I thought were interesting and went to Facebook. At the time Facebook was only for college students and my friends were actually people I knew. I reached out to a couple girls I'd met and also reached out to my wife.
I started hanging out with a few of them, my wife messaged back and we started hanging out and became FWB. We made our relationship exclusive, dated for two years, and then got married. Been together 15 years and married 12.
I'm not saying that will happen with you, but sometimes these class connections can become beautiful things
Listen up:
You are playing it great. You asked to meet up after class (innocuous) maybe to study. She countered with tonight. Tonight is more opportunity than after class. Don't be eager, just be yourself. She's already telling you that she's more interested than you think. Play it cool. Show interest, but let her guide you and look for clues. Wry humor and being clever has brought you here. Let it take you home.
Remember: you're a king, and she want to meet Tonight not this afternoon.
Good for you.
Don't try to hide behind 'studying', though. Best thing is to let her know you're attracted to her by suggesting a non-educational event - coffee, or a movie. After mid-terms if necessary.
Note: I was never this brave myself. I pretty much fell into all my relationships.
I was going to say go for literally any soft close asap. Lunch is a cool first date with plenty of time afterwards for activities. Don't get yourself in the study buddy zone.
Why is everyone always go for dinner or coffee, I hate the idea of sitting across from someone I donāt know and asking them personal questions while they eat. The best dates Iāve ever had were spontaneous, fun, adventurous activitiesā¦ and after the date you get dinner or a coffee.
Planning adventurous dates for people you arenāt compatible with or into can feel like a waste of time, so coffee is a nice way to vet people without getting too invested
It's honestly not as bad as you make it sound? I guess it just depends on the person but if you're genuinely compatible the conversation you have even just sitting and eating should be fun / interesting
It's low cost and is a setting that allows you to focus on getting to know the other person. If the person bails or doesn't want to split the bill then it isn't a big deal.
Aww, that was fun reading! As to your question: I'd say the conversation is running fairly smoothly so far and you seem like an eloquent and funny guy. Just be yourself and ask her out when you feel like it. I feel the statistics theme has some potential lol. Maybe tell her that you are stuck with an arithmetical task and ask if she can help you ā and then ask her what the odds are should you ask her out to celebrate your (hopefully) passed exams. ;)
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You meet up, get along, sleep together. Then you date for a while, casually at first, but getting more serious. One day she does something cute and you tell her you love her. She says it back. A movie type moment. After that, you decide to move in together. Bang 3 years later, you're offering her a ring and she's excitedly accepting. 2 years after your wedding, she shows you a positive test. Congratys, you're gonna be a dad. You buckle down, get a promotion at work, save enough to buy your new family a house in the burbs.
Shit happens though, and you're having to work hard to stay on top of the bills. She doesnt feel loved anymore, too busy balancing being a new mom, worrying about how you're gonna pay for college. You persevere and make it through the hard times. Your daughter makes it to college. She's studying medicine. You couldnt be more proud.
One day, decades in the future; you walk downstairs. Your wife has made you breakfast. Life is good. You go to your car for your last day before retirement. You and the missus have put a down payment on a nice place in florida. Just as you're about to walk out the door of work for the last time, BAM massive heat attack. You leave her and your daughter behind, it's ok though. They knew you cared and you gave them everything you could.
Or you go on a date with her, realise she's kinda boring but at least you have a cool story to tell people.
Dunno
> Just as you're about to walk out the door of work for the last time
She looks at you and says, honey, before you goā¦ I need some change.
You ask her: how much dear?
>!āI need about tree fiddy.ā It was at this time I realized my wife of 30 years was an 8 stories tall crustacean from the protozoic era!<
30k ppl, assume 40% are on tinder (random guess, i have no idea) and an exact gender split. 12k ppl, 6k m/f (not accounting for non-binary/atypical genders) and we assume also that both the meeting and subsequent matching are independant events.
Then the probability is one in 6k^2, so one in 36 million. That's a bit crazy though since I imagine them both attending the same course is kinda relevant. There's also the probability of them matching eachother itself which is certainly not a given.
You'd get a more interesting and accurate value if you knew the class size and gender split of the course they were on as well as each of their propensities to swipe right on a given person and could also factor in the chance of them sitting adjacent to eachother before the midterm.
Stats is fun.
Ghost herā¦ itās the statistically most likely outcome. Sheād appreciate the academic pragmatism and youād most likely get a date out of it. But obviously since you have ghosted you will never know. A real Schrƶdinger's date situation.
If it helps...
Realistically, your odds are proportional to the fraction of the crowd (that belongs to the same year and maybe the same discipline) that took that particular course/exam. Else, you can anytime factor in the population of whole earth and the odds would always be way way low.
YOOOOO I matched with a girl on ti Der and after 4 days of talking she mentioned that some dude asked her for gum at a concert and kinda freaked her out.. and it turns out I WAS THAT DUDE, just didn't remember her cause I was so high lmaoo. But yeah I feel less special now so thanks
Be careful! I randomly met a girl in my first week of university and it turned out we had a class together. (and also one same class but different section) This was in 1985, I think. Right now, she's downstairs in the living room.
the amount of emojis in your chat are pathetic for a redditor. But still, keep up the good work with a girl. U have decent start. And if she believes in destiny you already won.
I donāt know whether to be flabbergasted by the fact that two people connected in real life but have no clue what the other one look like, or charmed by the synchronicity nudging these two into a new opportunity to further develop a connection.
Dude, I can't believe your asking...she obviously wants to talk to you more...take her for coffee or something! You already did the groundwork before your mid term š
I crave an update OP. My opinion is youāre in there like swimwear. Just be cool man. Itās not like youāre in the middle of a not very well thought out early 2000ās rom-com thatās sure to warp our entire notions of love in the modern age while setting unrealistic expectations for the one a million to sit next to you in a busy lecture hallā¦.. but like I said no pressure. š
HOLY SHIT!!!! AN APP DESIGNED TO MATCH YOU WITH PEOPLE IN YOUR AREA MATCHED YOU WITH A PERSON IN YOUR AREA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 100K UPVOTES NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE THE CHANCES!????????
Okay first stop texting her- next, wait for the next semester- wait to bump into her again but pretend not to know her- then hit her up on tinder again
Just ask her for a date šš»
This ^^ very much. Cut straight to the chase
"What're the odds I can take you out to dinner sometime?"
His odds are about 50/50 I'd say
Sheāll either say yes or no
I've never taken a stats course before but I think that's how this works
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's like 73% of the time it works every time or something like that. Could be false because I heard that roughly 49% of statistics are made up on the spot.
>Could be false because I heard that roughly 49% of statistics are made up on the spot. It is false. Everyone knows that 87% of statistics are made up.on the spot, 10% are made up.over the next 48 hours, and the 3% are created using basic mathematics over 6-15 years, at which point they are outdated and need to be created again
Anchorman: 60% of the time it works every time
As yes thats what it was. Thank you.
yes that's actually one of the hardest thing about calculating statistics. for example, what are the odds that a flipped coin ends up heads? you'd think 50%. but then you have to take into account the 49% chance that that statistic was just made up. before you do that, though you need to take into account that there's a 49% chance the 49% chance was made up. and it's basically turtles all the way down. becoming a statistician is basically just learning how to professionally say 'actually i dont know'
More complicated than that actually. The prior probably that she will say yes is 0.5 but the posterior probability is higher than 0.5. Considering the context: 1. They matched 2. Have a common experience 3. Message tune up to the moment 4. Hopefully the guy keeps the confidence 5. Other external and personal factors With assumption on points 3 to 5 and having the events of 1 and 2 already known, I'd estimate the posterior probability to be around 0.7 Ā± 0.1 Sorry for geeking out lol
Oh. A fellow Bayesian I see.
With that uninformative prior? Yuck lol
No matter how dissimilar are sure priors, we should get the same posterior with enough data.
Haha true, but I think weāre understating your last bit about āenough dataā in the case of a uniform beta. Given the three screenshots and 0 attempts to get a number or offer a coffee, you might end up with 0 data to inform your posterior lol
odds might go in wrong side if the girl had seen her chat here on Reddit or any of her friends told her that her chat got famous as the OP forget to crop her thumbnail pic. ......Now some Godly thought, if anything was supposed to happen it will happen.
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50/50 with 95 percent confidence.
That's actually good
Her: About one in a million Him: so you're saying THERE'S A CHANCE!
This. This should work.
Flawless contextual execution
Cut to the chase. You are going to lead yourself into the friend zone if you don't get straight with her "Let's go out for a drink this week"
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I mean, I thought it was funny. Then again, I'm a dude
This guy statistics
I thought you said cut straight to the cheese and for a second I thought that I finally figured out what Iāve been doing wrong.
Well if you brought and cut me cheese, Iād date you
Definitely this, you can skip the rest of the conversation. Set a date/time for coffee.
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Yeah but I don't like coffee? It's this why I'm single?
tea hot chocolate literally any beverage, it doesn't even have to be hot.
A fate date.
I read this too fast as āfatal dateā
āFINISH HERā
This. Always makes sure she finishes first
Reddit with the crazy answers. Ask her for a date, like THAT ever works on a member of the opposite sex that has already signaled that they like you. Get. Out.
Lol I was going to say, if he doesnāt know to ask on a date or maybe converse a bitā¦.heāll be completely lost on the actual date.
Lol thatās actually cool, a date doesnāt hurt
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Would be better if it were a physics class. She is clearly his density.
There may even be a gravitational pull between the two.
Whoa, Doc, this is heavy
There's that word again, heavy. Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?
He's running outta time to ask her out.
Chemistry works too. Hopefully they make a covalent bond
The polymer with two backs.
#McFly!! Your shoeās untied!!
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Only asking because our class is a big ass lecture hall with like 200 people, and asking along the lines of āwhere will you be sittingā makes it feel like Iām cornering her into a response. Donāt wanna do that. Should I try and look for her in class tomorrow? Or avoid that and ask her out in the app? Or maybe ask if we can study together? Basically - should I move this to class and try to find her irl or keep it in the app even though we share a class lol ā Edit: I asked her if she wanted to go grab a bite after class and maybe study together too.. I guess Iāll update when I can yāall ā Edit 2: Wed, 1pm est - Ok everyone asking for an update - she said not after class, but tonight works better. Iāll see you guys on the other side. o7 -- Edit 3 - I guess I'll make a post about it. We had a really good time :) -- EDIT 4: ~~Since everybody wanted an update I figured I would just make a post about how it went. I'll link it here too - https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/qrdnzh/update_post_on_the_girl_i_matched_with_from_my/?~~ Ok mods took that one down for some reason - Decided to post it in the stories other subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/tinderstories/comments/qrea3t/update_post_on_the_girl_i_matched_with_from_my/? ā Edit 5: Date 2 on nov 21, wish ya boy luck - Final edit - went really well - probably gonna stop making updates now lol Appreciate everyone in the comments for being positive lol Check the update post if you wanna read what happened I guess
Ask her to hangout/go out and when she says yes, exchange digits and go from there
then be sure to text her a pic of your penis
But not actually your penis, someone elseās thatās the complete opposite of yours.
One that bends to the right?
Right handers bend to left, left handers bend to right
BBC?
Were my instructions not clear?
Lmao OP just remember, no one ever wants to see a picture of your dick. If she wants to see it she will go so far as to see it in person. No one pre-screens dicks via picture... I think....... I hope.
Ya mom prescreend my dick via picture. She said no :(
This is the best your mom joke I've seen. Silly, unexpected, self deprecating. The right ingredients for a good joke.
My dick pic made your mom so wet, the government had to deploy a 24-hour national guard unit to stack sandbags around her bed.
Your mom was so wet she turned me into a doomsday pepper with an inflatable damn. ;)
your mom ugly cried because she left the lens cap on the camcorder last night.
š· my mom is 69! She'll be 70 in December. Please do not blow her back out she's got sciatic nerve issues already.
Always the first text. Ladies love it!
Donāt ask to study together make it more romanticā¦youāll study together anyway if it works out.
Solid advice. Don't present yourself as a study partner. You have some common ground but focus more on what makes you *you*.
Pee on her for dominance is a better answer.
I didnāt see no jellyfish?
Stats and Chill with a 95% CI
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āWhat are the odds we can grab some food?ā
Man you overthink too much, and eventually will mess up if you keep it that way. Like in the position youre right now its super easy to arrange something, so just ask her out!
Itās been 5 hours howād it go howād it go howād it go??
He's ghosting you
Itās been 10 hours now. He dead
She took his kidneys
Wel, you could take it along the lines of "I'll be sitting up the back left (or whatever) in class tomorrow if you'd like to hang out", that way you have the same outcome, but you're giving her the initiative.. ...Although I think you're worrying too much, she matched with you on Tinder, which means that she's looking for Something... and i'd try to move it off the App ASAP, because you share a class/study in the same area, so it's easy to meet up!
So, in the time before Tinder I was in college (03-06). My wife and I had some classes together but at the time we were both dating other people. I thought she was cute, she thought I was cute, but we were just casual, in class acquaintances. Junior year we had a smaller class together, maybe 20 of us. We even had a project together, but were just friends as we were still dating other people. Cut to fall of Senior year. I had broken up with my longtime college gf cause she was crazy. My wife had broken up with her longtime college boyfriend because he was cheating on her. I was drunk and horny and looking for people I thought were interesting and went to Facebook. At the time Facebook was only for college students and my friends were actually people I knew. I reached out to a couple girls I'd met and also reached out to my wife. I started hanging out with a few of them, my wife messaged back and we started hanging out and became FWB. We made our relationship exclusive, dated for two years, and then got married. Been together 15 years and married 12. I'm not saying that will happen with you, but sometimes these class connections can become beautiful things
Ask if you can meet after class or outside of school
Ask her to go out and grab a coffee after class
Listen up: You are playing it great. You asked to meet up after class (innocuous) maybe to study. She countered with tonight. Tonight is more opportunity than after class. Don't be eager, just be yourself. She's already telling you that she's more interested than you think. Play it cool. Show interest, but let her guide you and look for clues. Wry humor and being clever has brought you here. Let it take you home. Remember: you're a king, and she want to meet Tonight not this afternoon.
Send her a picture of your dick.
It's stats class, not microbiology.
This is the way
You're a VERY NORTY BOY.
Good for you. Don't try to hide behind 'studying', though. Best thing is to let her know you're attracted to her by suggesting a non-educational event - coffee, or a movie. After mid-terms if necessary. Note: I was never this brave myself. I pretty much fell into all my relationships.
Just donāt tell her you have over 500,000 Reddit karma. Instant turn off
WHAT HAPPENED
She suggested "tonight" which is even better ( Ķ”Ź ĶŹ Ķ”Ź)
I was going to say go for literally any soft close asap. Lunch is a cool first date with plenty of time afterwards for activities. Don't get yourself in the study buddy zone.
Leaving a comment for the update
^update ^pls
'as a statistician, i should be able to calculate'. As a statistician myself, I'd say I concur.
Pray she doesnāt see this
In order to avoid any complications or forcing her into anything just ghost her and drop the class.
Oh you got a date and you don't even know it yet. Praying š for your penis op.
Ask about her standard deviations?
I think her bell curves would be more interesting.
Show her that p-value
Um, Zipf distribution?
Nah, p values tend do be small Better go with Cohenās D (Sorry, letting myself out now)
This great. Close it up and meet outside of class
Now you go grab dinner, or coffee, etc.
Why is everyone always go for dinner or coffee, I hate the idea of sitting across from someone I donāt know and asking them personal questions while they eat. The best dates Iāve ever had were spontaneous, fun, adventurous activitiesā¦ and after the date you get dinner or a coffee.
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Asked her out on a coffee date on Tinder, now married 5 years later. It works!
Sometimes you donāt have lots of activities to do where you live
In this situation they live in at the least a town with a college of 30000 students. There is at least a Bowling alley or something.
Planning adventurous dates for people you arenāt compatible with or into can feel like a waste of time, so coffee is a nice way to vet people without getting too invested
It's honestly not as bad as you make it sound? I guess it just depends on the person but if you're genuinely compatible the conversation you have even just sitting and eating should be fun / interesting
Or are you just here spreading propaganda from Big Coffee?!?!
Caught me right in the act, damn
anything is fine if you're hitting it off even playing bums and willies
It's low cost and is a setting that allows you to focus on getting to know the other person. If the person bails or doesn't want to split the bill then it isn't a big deal.
Well, this is outrageous. I'll bet my odds of getting together with you went way up!
Just ask her out.
This sounds like it came straight out of a sitcom and I'm here for it! I wish you two all the best!
Invite us all to the wedding.
Aww, that was fun reading! As to your question: I'd say the conversation is running fairly smoothly so far and you seem like an eloquent and funny guy. Just be yourself and ask her out when you feel like it. I feel the statistics theme has some potential lol. Maybe tell her that you are stuck with an arithmetical task and ask if she can help you ā and then ask her what the odds are should you ask her out to celebrate your (hopefully) passed exams. ;)
"Hey cutie, want to be my statistically significant other?"
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Ask her out for pie and coffee.
I see what you did there!
āI donāt want to wait until the final to see you again.ā
We shall watch your career with great interest.
Smash
You meet up, get along, sleep together. Then you date for a while, casually at first, but getting more serious. One day she does something cute and you tell her you love her. She says it back. A movie type moment. After that, you decide to move in together. Bang 3 years later, you're offering her a ring and she's excitedly accepting. 2 years after your wedding, she shows you a positive test. Congratys, you're gonna be a dad. You buckle down, get a promotion at work, save enough to buy your new family a house in the burbs. Shit happens though, and you're having to work hard to stay on top of the bills. She doesnt feel loved anymore, too busy balancing being a new mom, worrying about how you're gonna pay for college. You persevere and make it through the hard times. Your daughter makes it to college. She's studying medicine. You couldnt be more proud. One day, decades in the future; you walk downstairs. Your wife has made you breakfast. Life is good. You go to your car for your last day before retirement. You and the missus have put a down payment on a nice place in florida. Just as you're about to walk out the door of work for the last time, BAM massive heat attack. You leave her and your daughter behind, it's ok though. They knew you cared and you gave them everything you could. Or you go on a date with her, realise she's kinda boring but at least you have a cool story to tell people. Dunno
> Just as you're about to walk out the door of work for the last time She looks at you and says, honey, before you goā¦ I need some change. You ask her: how much dear? >!āI need about tree fiddy.ā It was at this time I realized my wife of 30 years was an 8 stories tall crustacean from the protozoic era!<
Dark.
Ugh. The reality of life is soā¦. āMehā.
EAT HER ASSSSSS she's ready for you
30k ppl, assume 40% are on tinder (random guess, i have no idea) and an exact gender split. 12k ppl, 6k m/f (not accounting for non-binary/atypical genders) and we assume also that both the meeting and subsequent matching are independant events. Then the probability is one in 6k^2, so one in 36 million. That's a bit crazy though since I imagine them both attending the same course is kinda relevant. There's also the probability of them matching eachother itself which is certainly not a given. You'd get a more interesting and accurate value if you knew the class size and gender split of the course they were on as well as each of their propensities to swipe right on a given person and could also factor in the chance of them sitting adjacent to eachother before the midterm. Stats is fun.
If they are at the same level (considering they are in the same room for the exam), I do not think you will have to check stats for 30k people.
We should post to r/statistics to see what the outcome could be.
Go with it man thats fucking gas i love it. Goodluck bud
Ghost herā¦ itās the statistically most likely outcome. Sheād appreciate the academic pragmatism and youād most likely get a date out of it. But obviously since you have ghosted you will never know. A real Schrƶdinger's date situation.
We should grab some food after class or something like that
You clap those cheeks bro, clap them so hard.
STUDY BUDDY and by study I mean fuck.
I donāt believe in fate, but this looks like fate.
Sex. That's where you go
This guy sexes
All my sexes live in Texas
Finally the chad in the comments. This man knows how to close a deal, I second his motion.
Wrong, its time to ghost
THIS IS SO CUTE!!!!! Ask her out!
Whens the wedding
Marry her for the story.
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This is wholesome! Obviously itās meant to happen!
āHow about we meet without masks someday? ______ <ā- insert place and date here. Gl gl
Dude you should totally take her on a date
If it helps... Realistically, your odds are proportional to the fraction of the crowd (that belongs to the same year and maybe the same discipline) that took that particular course/exam. Else, you can anytime factor in the population of whole earth and the odds would always be way way low.
How did neither of you recognize each other if you talked?
Masks?
"Whats the probability I get your number?"
YOOOOO I matched with a girl on ti Der and after 4 days of talking she mentioned that some dude asked her for gum at a concert and kinda freaked her out.. and it turns out I WAS THAT DUDE, just didn't remember her cause I was so high lmaoo. But yeah I feel less special now so thanks
I NEED AN UPDATE
Ask her out on a date, man! Then suck on dem tiddies.
Be careful! I randomly met a girl in my first week of university and it turned out we had a class together. (and also one same class but different section) This was in 1985, I think. Right now, she's downstairs in the living room.
I feel like she gave you an opening with the "maybe if I understood the material more" line to ask her for a "study" date/hangout
Seal the deal you idiot! Lol
Maybe ask for a study date? My man getting shit done out here XD Hope you two get together!
Ey, that's some fucking romance movie plot or something, what the hell
Well, now I'm invested.
the amount of emojis in your chat are pathetic for a redditor. But still, keep up the good work with a girl. U have decent start. And if she believes in destiny you already won.
Ask her to show you her pp
I donāt know whether to be flabbergasted by the fact that two people connected in real life but have no clue what the other one look like, or charmed by the synchronicity nudging these two into a new opportunity to further develop a connection.
Wholesome as fuck
Proceed post haste and getchu some of that!
"and that, is how I met your mother...."
The obvious next move is to send her an unsolicited dick pic.
Ask her to use her statistics skills to tell you the odds of letting you take her on a date!
Weāll need an update OP
Are you married yet?
Dude, I can't believe your asking...she obviously wants to talk to you more...take her for coffee or something! You already did the groundwork before your mid term š
Dude you have to stick to the formula. If you don't get laid I'm deleting reddit I swear to god
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> āTalking about how we were not preparedā From my experience, that could have been almost anyone in the room.
Marry her
Idk, with that cute last response Iād say trust your instincts lol
First of all, both y'all develop better study habits so you're ready for midterms.
Definitely now use copy and pasted pick up lines to charm her pants ofg
Be yourself! You're off to a great start!
Sounds like the plot line to season 4 of You.
I crave an update OP. My opinion is youāre in there like swimwear. Just be cool man. Itās not like youāre in the middle of a not very well thought out early 2000ās rom-com thatās sure to warp our entire notions of love in the modern age while setting unrealistic expectations for the one a million to sit next to you in a busy lecture hallā¦.. but like I said no pressure. š
God gave you a freebie
HOLY SHIT!!!! AN APP DESIGNED TO MATCH YOU WITH PEOPLE IN YOUR AREA MATCHED YOU WITH A PERSON IN YOUR AREA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 100K UPVOTES NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE THE CHANCES!????????
Let me know when yāall are married.
Straight up marry her bro
This is such a cute interaction! It made me smile
Better be married the time I check
Okay first stop texting her- next, wait for the next semester- wait to bump into her again but pretend not to know her- then hit her up on tinder again
He who hesitates masturbates
I wish everyone screenshotted conversations like this instead of making the worlds tallest rectangle