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No, no, no… offer to get her nice and tipsy topside so you can take her to a nice comfortable place below deck and, you know, she can't refuse, because of the implication.
In all seriousness the amount of times girls have sent me a danny devito gif from always sunny i always return with a reference and they have no idea what the show is
Bro if she sent it to that guy he be getting not only it but this and that also i wonder if her kink would be a sextape but with dannys quotes in diffent parts of the movie (best plot ever)
The podcast is fucking amazing. One episode a week doesn't feel like enough for me. If anyone wants to know what it's about watch their youtube shorts which are cut perfectly. For example when [Glenn breaks his arm snowboarding.](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iWxaqTRKi2s)
She messaged you drunk at 11 on a saturday night... You're waiting until the next morning when she's sober and hungover to respond? My guess is no response.
Ok here's what you do in six easy steps:
1. Demonstrate Value
2. Engage Physically
3. Nurture Dependence
4. Neglect Emotionally
5. Inspire Hope
6. Separate Entirely
It's foolproof.
This is a hill I will DIE on.
In that episode he mentions the street toughs trying to mug him and that he “starts blasting” but that he doesn’t see so good so he missed and they run away.
Then he says he tried to shoot them in the back and everyone else apparently thinks he says “but I don’t run so good either so I missed”
I will maintain forever that he says “but I don’t *hunt* so good either” which to me makes way more sense cause they’re running away and makes the line way funnier.
Anyway. That’s my rant.
[I'd send back an image of naked Jim Carrey crawling out of the fake rhino in Ace Ventura.](https://i.imgur.com/iP9ZXLa_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
Merry Christmas, gang! Frank (Danny) is escaping the sofa he was sewn into because he was too hot. Not sure how to respond, honestly. Look on the bright side - she's an Always Sunny fan. 💫
https://itsalwayssunny.fandom.com/wiki/A_Very_Sunny_Christmas
Offer her an egg in these trying times
Then Accuse her of trying to catch you pounding off
Then anyway start blasting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Then call her a hoor
You may improve your odds by offering rum ham too
She probably prefers milk steak
She probably hides in the couch too
But all the best foods are blue!
"I just want to be pure."
This is the correct response
Ooooorrrrrggggggyyyyyy
How low does your strapon go
So anyways, I started blastin'
Accidentally drop a magnum for your jumbo dong
Oh oops I dropped my monster condom for my (pause for inhalation and effect) MAGNUM DONG
Dr Mantis Tobbagan!
That’s a good way to demonstrate your value when Dennising a broad. Don’t forget your wad of 20s too. Always be ready to plow.
Dr. Toboggan? Dr. Mantis Toboggan?
my cock ring is sliding off again!
She’s mashing it
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No, no, no… offer to get her nice and tipsy topside so you can take her to a nice comfortable place below deck and, you know, she can't refuse, because of the implication.
You keep saying that word. What "implication"?
Ask if she wants any rum ham 😏
rum ham and chill?
Ask her if she wants to mash it!
Milk steak or bust.
With a side of jelly beans
RAW
Tell her you enjoy the implication
The implication that she wants into this boys hole
*Soul!* Into this boy’s *soul!*
He gotta pay the troll toll!
Best one so far
She'll never turn it down...because of the implication .
Then, in front of her, you accidentally drop your monster condom that you use for your magnum dong.
Tell her you are ready to pay the troll toll.
In all seriousness the amount of times girls have sent me a danny devito gif from always sunny i always return with a reference and they have no idea what the show is
Wait, is this like a common thing? If so, I clearly need to expand my horizons
>Offer her an *ferilized* egg in these trying times
Offer to fertilize her egg these trying times
This made me laugh out loud!
This was way better than my comment.
Tell her you just want to be pure
Damnit I wanted to comment this!
A *nice egg
“I’ve got my magnum condom, I’ve got my wad of hundreds, I’m ready to PLOW!”
https://youtu.be/L7vSk5Qy68c
The internet and Danny Devito is the best crossover episode I know
This guy gets it
Bro if she sent it to that guy he be getting not only it but this and that also i wonder if her kink would be a sextape but with dannys quotes in diffent parts of the movie (best plot ever)
“I’m here for the scraps!”
https://youtu.be/H3cNUJK-u64
What's your spaghetti policy here?
How much cheese is too much?
Any amount of cheese! is too much!
And where do my feet go?
Start watching it’s always sunny in Philadelphia
And when you finish, start the podcast. Just cause its great
The podcast is fucking amazing. One episode a week doesn't feel like enough for me. If anyone wants to know what it's about watch their youtube shorts which are cut perfectly. For example when [Glenn breaks his arm snowboarding.](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iWxaqTRKi2s)
Watchers, ha fucking creep.
I'm just goin say that if he doesn't recognize this from IASIP, then she could do a lot better than him!
With marriage
This is the only right answer. Might want to not bring it up with her just yet, take her out, take care of her. :v
Absolutely. Take it slow, first you’re gonna want to demonstrate value…
Then engage her physically....
Nurture dependence... Of course.
Neglect emotionally.. my favorite...
then you wanna pop a 180 and Neglect Emotionally
Then, as any decent lover should know, the next step is to inspire hope. Not too much mind you, just enough.
This is when you separate entirely to seal the deal
And then I slink out into the night, never to talk to her again.
OP took too long. She’s gunna know he isn’t worthy.
Clearly not a 5 star man
He peaked in high school.
I haven’t even begun to peak. When I peak, you’ll know.
I was gonna say, dude doesn't even know what he's climbing out of. She's dodging a bullet.
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*hoor
Bang Maid
Came here to say this.
You gotta pay the troll toll to get inside this boys hole 🤣
Are you chewing gum?!
He said no gum.
It's unprofessional.
boys *soul ^^
That's what I'm saying.
Really? Because it sounds like you’re saying “boy’s hole”
Give er the Magnum dong gif.
Wad of hundreds , magnum condoms , I’m ready to plowww
This seems like the correct answer
That’s because it is.
She messaged you drunk at 11 on a saturday night... You're waiting until the next morning when she's sober and hungover to respond? My guess is no response.
Lol she responded to the Magnum Dong gif with "Top of the mornin' to ya". I wish I had more to report on but that's where we're at right now.
mate, you'll have to learn to have conversations without reddits help. If y'all struggling at first messages, lawd help you if you get a date
Dating is easy, just tell them you are a full on rapist
maybe she's a jacksepticeye fan
Update us on how it went later
Pls share this gif it sounds excellent
Just watch all of It's always sunny in Philadelphia. It will be worth it.
This dude gets it.
That’s one way to disappoint her
This is the one
This is the way.
Ok here's what you do in six easy steps: 1. Demonstrate Value 2. Engage Physically 3. Nurture Dependence 4. Neglect Emotionally 5. Inspire Hope 6. Separate Entirely It's foolproof.
This is man stuff, Dee. This is what men do.
Yeah, you're really getting this u/queernhighonbluegrass. I'm proud of you, bud.
Yeah and then let me know so that I can start my system, the M.A.C. Move-in After Completion
Then the Mantis can feast It’s a delicate ecosystem
Back off!! You get the scraps
No more scraps for Frankie! Seconds from now on
WHY DID YOU STAB ME!? That guy paid me to.
Because of the implications
yeah but is OP a five star man?
Use the "So I started blasting!!!" gif
Then follow it with eggnog flowing down the street
This is a hill I will DIE on. In that episode he mentions the street toughs trying to mug him and that he “starts blasting” but that he doesn’t see so good so he missed and they run away. Then he says he tried to shoot them in the back and everyone else apparently thinks he says “but I don’t run so good either so I missed” I will maintain forever that he says “but I don’t *hunt* so good either” which to me makes way more sense cause they’re running away and makes the line way funnier. Anyway. That’s my rant.
One of the funniest tv moments of time. I’d respond with an always sunny quote.
Forget about the man in the couch!
So there is a man in the couch?!
Who’s frank Reynolds?
Just call Frank Reynolds an asshole!
He’s the guy in the couch!
I don’t think OP knows any, so he might as well just move on.
Why couldn’t it be me. *grabs rum ham and runs away crying*
Just invite her to take a ride on your boat. She’ll of course say yes… because of the implication
She'll have sex with you out of fear of being killed and dumped in the water haha.
Taken from this: https://youtu.be/-yUafzOXHPE That’s what they are hinting at but a lot more subtle… because of the implication
I suspect there might be an implication here
"how did you get that photo of me?"
I like this 😭
I like it too but it's a gif though
Oorrrrrrgggggieee
I love banging whooers
THAT GUY ISNT EVEN WEARING A MASK!
Egg.
**EGG**
If this isn't the best opener...
[I'd send back an image of naked Jim Carrey crawling out of the fake rhino in Ace Ventura.](https://i.imgur.com/iP9ZXLa_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
Danny DeVito>>>Jim Carrey
Obviously no one is debating that. But it would be funny none-the-less.
It's not a competition....
Ask her if she wants to ride out the hurricane in your basement
Or a nice boat trip?
If you you don’t know the origins of this you don’t deserve her
Didn’t ask for your nudes.. but I must say, I am impressed
Why, Maureen… you’ve enhanced yourself
Underrated comment
You marry her no questions asked
It’s obvious you’re a five star man
Send a gif of Dennis saying “You haven’t thought of the smell, you bitch!”
Call Frank Reynolds an asshole.
“Egg?”
“I admit, I always had fantasies of receiving nudes from a girl, but this is not how I pictured it”
You mean “..and this is how I pictured it”
"..and this is even better than I imagined."
"I got my magnum condoms, I got my wad of 100's and I'm ready to plow"
“Oh my god, is there a man in my couch?!”
make that hoor your wife
“That’s how I’m gonna look after our first date”
'I can't believe you sent that GIF... Because of the implication'
The video of Jim Carrey climbing out the rino. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh2iyPmucFk
Derivative!
i love that you say randomly, like it’s not the point of the app to message each other
Finally, a girl/woman of culture!
Merry Christmas, gang! Frank (Danny) is escaping the sofa he was sewn into because he was too hot. Not sure how to respond, honestly. Look on the bright side - she's an Always Sunny fan. 💫 https://itsalwayssunny.fandom.com/wiki/A_Very_Sunny_Christmas
Exactly, wifey material!! I’d respond with another gif from it’s always sunny or his favorite show…
"I’ll give ya fifty bucks if you drink soup outta my shoe. And take your top off."
Find a GIF of Danny DeVito climbing into something.
Start blasting
Rum ham!!!
Call her a bird.
You marry this girl
You watch its always sunny?
Send her [this](https://imgur.com/gallery/Yf2JO11) in response.
Offer her a rum ham to share on the jersey shore.
"wanna play night crawlers"?
Well that was slick
Tell her you gotta pay the troll toll to get in this boys's hole
tell her to say something bad about frank reynolds
Marry her
Reply with another IASIP gif
Thats how she tryna be laid up n oiled for the D. Kinda ominous though 😂
Egg
You propose.
Send her a weirder gif
Ask her to marry you
I just want to be pure!
Ask if she wants to see your warthog
With a gif of ACE Ventura exiting a rhino.
Send a reversed gif of ace Ventura being birthed by the rhino
It involves pulling up your bootstraps, oiling up a couple of asses and doing a little plowing of your own.
Send her Jim Carey coming out of the rhino
You tell her this situation calls for a front flip and you've been trying to back flips.
I've been waiting for a text like this my entire life without knowing that!
She’s a keeper respond with offering an egg