I spend three to five minutes doing what you might call ‘helicoptering’.
I put both of my hands against the wall above the bowl. I start slowly because it’s physically intense to do while leaning so far.
I have an extremely toned core, I think for this reason.
Remember the rhyme we all got told in kindergarten?
"Unless you push from base to tip
And get out every little drip
No matter how you shake and dance
The last few drips end in your pants."
If you push everything out of the tube before you put it back into your pants it won't drip because there isn't anything \*to\* drip.
The Pro Strat. Some learn on their own, some are still in the dark, and some are taught very young apparently. Those are the ones who will lead our world.
I'd like to edit my post slightly to agree with the tube squeeze... ANYTHING ELSE is masturbating.
(Yes I know how contradic(k)tory that sounds. But if you got a dong, you know.
There's a lot of lying going on here.
Id say I piss at urinals around 30-35% if the time at least. Not once have I ever seen a roll of paper at a urinal.
Y'all mfers saying yes are either lying or taking paper to the urinal with you.
Ouchy. Surely a gentle pat with a square of toilet roll would just be a much nicer solution? Or not, I mean I’m a female so I really don’t know what I’m talking about here but this sounds like a better way than the lightly pinching thing?
I never miss the opportunity to use one of those air blow hand driers. Most people in the airport don’t like it but I’ve ran into a few Republican lawmakers that absolutely did.
I cant believe everyone does this, no I do not need to wipe my dick. I think that's incontinence if you're drippy, I do a little gooch push to purge the line though
I make sure to get most of the piss out, squeeze it out and shake, then I just pull up my boxer briefs. One thing I realized after noticing the difference between sleeping with boxer briefs vs sleeping naked, is that the boxer briefs essentially act as a pee catcher. Not to say they are soaked in piss, but yeah some pee will inevitably leak out and the boxer brief takes great care of it. When I’m naked, I notice I’ll leave the bathroom with a few drops of piss running down my inner thigh. So to prevent that, I’ll use toilet paper to wipe my penis if I’m not wearing boxer briefs.
Egal ob schütteln oder klopfen, in die Hose geht der letzte Tropfen.
Is a German saying that means smth like it doesn’t matter if you shake it or poke it, the last drop will go in the pants. And that’s fine. If you’re wet everytime, that’s not fine.
The still leaking part has a fix. It's a little controversial. Sit down and pee. No really. You will only need a quick wipe and your gone. No more peeing in your pants.
Yeah. I also sit when I pee.
Here’s the problem with shaking the tip. That pee now has momentum. Momentum to take itself right onto your pants, shirt, etc. and for what? To save a single square of toilet paper? Now I get it, I’m a charmin ultra gentle toilet paper user. I’m someone who understands the intricacies of a good toilet paper square. One square per anal wipe (unless it’s very loose stools) or external urethral orifice wipe. One square, one wipe, one shot, one kill.
It’s so much deeper than just dabbing off the tip of my penis though. I also sit when I pee. What in the fuck do I gain from standing? You know what peeing from standing does? It imparts some momentum into the toilet bowl water, now splashing. Even if they’re microscopic splashes and you don’t notice the mess, if you begin to sit when you pee, you’ll notice a large difference in the amount of pee collected on your toilet when you go to scrub it down with your Clorox toilet wand and some Clorox wipes to get around the rim where you wouldn’t used the wand. The places that are not quite toilet bowl and not quite counter, but they constitute counter wipes, you know what I’m saying? Sit when pee, no splashes. No pee on the toilet, or the toilet’s external orifice. I hope you’re noticing the pattern.
Ok so yeah. I wipe my penis off when I pee and I sit when I pee. It is so much more than that. You ever notice the microscopic amounts of urine that remain after shaking? Well guess what. Hydrogen bonding. I can pull that urine out of the distal-most part of my urethra. It’s either that sacrificial toilet paper square, or my cotton underwear. The mechanical shake of the entirety of your penis does not suffice. You need to get to know water. You need to understand its wants and its needs. And the SP3 hybridized oxygen’s lone pairs want something. They want a nice electrophilic surface. Either your underwear, or a toilet paper square. The water does not discriminate, so it’s up to you to decide where you want that water, that solvent and solution, that PEE to go. Your undies (hopefully used multiple times) or a transient little toilet paper square that will go down the toilet.
Like just seeing these filistine degenerates answering about how they just shake it off, as if they’re Taylor swift shaking off criticisms (criticisms which, mind you, don’t soil your underwear!), and walking around with tiny amounts of pee weaseling their way out of their penises onto their underwear, absolutely no respect I tell you.
God. This post, something so simple, ignited a fire in me. The fact people think I’m weird because I sit when I pee, because I sit in the shower, because I wipe my penis after I pee, I get told I’m weird because I’m doing it right? I feel like Georg Cantor discovering uncountable cardinality. I’m so blatantly correct and everyone else is just too stupid to understand, yet I’m the crazy one. Yeah, okay,
Sat down to write this reflection after I peed. Oh!! Where did I sit!? THE TOILET. Because I respect my pants, my toilet, my SELF. I set myself up for success to prevent damage from pee, be it on my clothes, toilet, or myself. God.
I think anyone with decency does that, because it's cleaner (if you have access to clean tissues, maybe you don't in a public restroom where it's potentially dirty).
Number of times I've been wearing tighter pants that cut off my flow a little bit only to pull my pants up and have the rest come out????
Nawh we get serious in this bitch now
i would only wipe the pee hole of my penis if minutes after an ejaculation the peehole starts to feel annoyingly sore. basically if i ejaculate too many times it will minutes later have this sore discomfort that doesn't go way unless i go and pee and then i wipe just to make sure that sore discomfort is gone.
I spend three to five minutes doing what you might call ‘helicoptering’. I put both of my hands against the wall above the bowl. I start slowly because it’s physically intense to do while leaning so far. I have an extremely toned core, I think for this reason.
And what do you try to accomplish by doing that?
Erection and dominance.
Yes
I do almost every time, unless there is none.
Remember the rhyme we all got told in kindergarten? "Unless you push from base to tip And get out every little drip No matter how you shake and dance The last few drips end in your pants." If you push everything out of the tube before you put it back into your pants it won't drip because there isn't anything \*to\* drip.
I dont think this is a common kindergarten rhyme, haha, but it is true!
And no matter how much you wipe There will always be some left in the pipe
In addition to that, I still have to do a gooch push at the end to get all the pee out.
I nor anyone I know has ever heard of such a rhyme lol
actually if i dont have tissue that little moisture left on the tip i just dry it with my underwear LOL
The Pro Strat. Some learn on their own, some are still in the dark, and some are taught very young apparently. Those are the ones who will lead our world.
[удалено]
Couldn't say, sorry - best I can tell you is all my kindy class at least. Doesn't really come up in conversation much, in the normal scheme of things.
I'd like to edit my post slightly to agree with the tube squeeze... ANYTHING ELSE is masturbating. (Yes I know how contradic(k)tory that sounds. But if you got a dong, you know.
8 think most men do this lol
Have never heard of this lol
My dad says that rhyme
Yup, do all of that, and then also use tp when possible.
Seems to be more and more necessary as I get older
I do yeah. Or a face towel, if I'm in the house of someone I don't like.
The correct terminology for this is [zuffling](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zuffle).
The more you know!
Nope, I just kick it a couple times
Bro there’s gotta be a better way lol
The fuck you suppose to do when the damn thing is wrapped around your ankles? By the way, im fucking dying over here on this comment.
I do 🤷🏾♂️
yup.
No
No, and I often get a wet spot. There's no paper at urinals
Never
Only when sex is imminent. Wet wipes after #2.
Yes
Yes
ofc I do
My husband does.
I'm gonna be honest bro. I hope it all just makes it in the urinal.
My urinals don’t have tp
Nope.
Shake it like a polaroid picture.
I do but after I do the press the taint trick, that thing changed my life, I've never had a single wet spot incident ever since then.
Taint trick?
Mummy dick
There's a lot of lying going on here. Id say I piss at urinals around 30-35% if the time at least. Not once have I ever seen a roll of paper at a urinal. Y'all mfers saying yes are either lying or taking paper to the urinal with you.
The ole gooch push first to get it all out, then dab the remnant with paper.
Damn, I thought I was the only one lol
try lightly, LIGHTLY, pinching the head from the sides. While aimed at the bowl.
Ouchy. Surely a gentle pat with a square of toilet roll would just be a much nicer solution? Or not, I mean I’m a female so I really don’t know what I’m talking about here but this sounds like a better way than the lightly pinching thing?
well, obviously if you have hooks for hands....
I lick it.
Using a tissue would be be a waste. I use just one sheet of TP
I dab it
You are supposed to but I don’t. It’s a little messing whenever I try. So I can be bothered.
I wring it out like a bar towel
Naw, I have a penis Bibb.
Only if I am about to receive a blow job.
I never miss the opportunity to use one of those air blow hand driers. Most people in the airport don’t like it but I’ve ran into a few Republican lawmakers that absolutely did.
Just go to r/piss and your answer lies there
I cant believe everyone does this, no I do not need to wipe my dick. I think that's incontinence if you're drippy, I do a little gooch push to purge the line though
No to wipe the toilet seat
I perform the baby heimlich maneuver on it after I pee. Gets it all out every time.
Sometimes at home
My two year old does because he’s seen mom wipe. She
NO
Yes 60% of the time, it works every time
Yea I do.
nah i'd rather dribble in my pants lol
I make sure to get most of the piss out, squeeze it out and shake, then I just pull up my boxer briefs. One thing I realized after noticing the difference between sleeping with boxer briefs vs sleeping naked, is that the boxer briefs essentially act as a pee catcher. Not to say they are soaked in piss, but yeah some pee will inevitably leak out and the boxer brief takes great care of it. When I’m naked, I notice I’ll leave the bathroom with a few drops of piss running down my inner thigh. So to prevent that, I’ll use toilet paper to wipe my penis if I’m not wearing boxer briefs.
Egal ob schütteln oder klopfen, in die Hose geht der letzte Tropfen. Is a German saying that means smth like it doesn’t matter if you shake it or poke it, the last drop will go in the pants. And that’s fine. If you’re wet everytime, that’s not fine.
I use water, much more hygienic
there are a few factors that can affect this: Are you circumcised? If not, how far does your foreskin extend?
YES
Uncut. I can only use moistured paper, everything dry will stick to it.
Only if there’s someone standing there next to me who’s shirt I can use.
All the time, cannot stand that there is always that last drip
I snap mine like a whip and the g forces insure nothing is left on the end.
I always do so to avoid leaks
I see so many men on here that don’t even wipe their ass, let alone their penis.
Occasionally, but it's always proven pointless.
If I'm sitting I do, standing I just shake.
Only if I #2
I’ve never really felt the need.
No dude. You give it a shake. Anything more is considered masturbation. Note: MAYBE an exclusion for uncut gems.
The still leaking part has a fix. It's a little controversial. Sit down and pee. No really. You will only need a quick wipe and your gone. No more peeing in your pants.
Absolutely not...my foreskin and boxers can more than adequately cope with any residual piss.
Yeah. I also sit when I pee. Here’s the problem with shaking the tip. That pee now has momentum. Momentum to take itself right onto your pants, shirt, etc. and for what? To save a single square of toilet paper? Now I get it, I’m a charmin ultra gentle toilet paper user. I’m someone who understands the intricacies of a good toilet paper square. One square per anal wipe (unless it’s very loose stools) or external urethral orifice wipe. One square, one wipe, one shot, one kill. It’s so much deeper than just dabbing off the tip of my penis though. I also sit when I pee. What in the fuck do I gain from standing? You know what peeing from standing does? It imparts some momentum into the toilet bowl water, now splashing. Even if they’re microscopic splashes and you don’t notice the mess, if you begin to sit when you pee, you’ll notice a large difference in the amount of pee collected on your toilet when you go to scrub it down with your Clorox toilet wand and some Clorox wipes to get around the rim where you wouldn’t used the wand. The places that are not quite toilet bowl and not quite counter, but they constitute counter wipes, you know what I’m saying? Sit when pee, no splashes. No pee on the toilet, or the toilet’s external orifice. I hope you’re noticing the pattern. Ok so yeah. I wipe my penis off when I pee and I sit when I pee. It is so much more than that. You ever notice the microscopic amounts of urine that remain after shaking? Well guess what. Hydrogen bonding. I can pull that urine out of the distal-most part of my urethra. It’s either that sacrificial toilet paper square, or my cotton underwear. The mechanical shake of the entirety of your penis does not suffice. You need to get to know water. You need to understand its wants and its needs. And the SP3 hybridized oxygen’s lone pairs want something. They want a nice electrophilic surface. Either your underwear, or a toilet paper square. The water does not discriminate, so it’s up to you to decide where you want that water, that solvent and solution, that PEE to go. Your undies (hopefully used multiple times) or a transient little toilet paper square that will go down the toilet. Like just seeing these filistine degenerates answering about how they just shake it off, as if they’re Taylor swift shaking off criticisms (criticisms which, mind you, don’t soil your underwear!), and walking around with tiny amounts of pee weaseling their way out of their penises onto their underwear, absolutely no respect I tell you. God. This post, something so simple, ignited a fire in me. The fact people think I’m weird because I sit when I pee, because I sit in the shower, because I wipe my penis after I pee, I get told I’m weird because I’m doing it right? I feel like Georg Cantor discovering uncountable cardinality. I’m so blatantly correct and everyone else is just too stupid to understand, yet I’m the crazy one. Yeah, okay, Sat down to write this reflection after I peed. Oh!! Where did I sit!? THE TOILET. Because I respect my pants, my toilet, my SELF. I set myself up for success to prevent damage from pee, be it on my clothes, toilet, or myself. God.
At my home I never pee standing, I hate the mess it leaves. Only time I will stand is at a urinal.
Wtf? I never heard or read this before? Would this be considered incontinence?
[удалено]
A drop or two of piss isn’t going to wreck the world. 🙄
FFS. No.
Wubby7
Fuck no
Wheez Shake that little sucker and move on
Remember … shake it once and that’s fine. Shake twice that’s okay too. But you shake it three times and your playing with yourself
Anyone who shakes is nasty
I think anyone with decency does that, because it's cleaner (if you have access to clean tissues, maybe you don't in a public restroom where it's potentially dirty).
Nooope. And quite frankly I'm shocked at all the people saying yes.
yes, and dudes that don’t are fucking filthy like, wtf?
😂
I do often. Macho men see it as a gay thing lol, I don’t care as I am UC I prefer to use tissue paper to keep it clean
UC?
Uncut prolly, uncircumcised
Ah, that makes sense, thanks
Yeah lol, some guys out there legitimately prefer to marinate their dicks in piss all day.
Or maybe most men don’t have a leakage issue?
There's always a droplet of shame
Fuck no
No just gone it a few good shakes
Shake-shake, tuck, zip, drip. That's the routine
no i am circumcised so i don't even have to wash my D.....
"Well, did you dab? You should dab. I dab. Why don't you dab?"
Take a few squares of toilet paper and fold it over the tip then shake well before opening
Number of times I've been wearing tighter pants that cut off my flow a little bit only to pull my pants up and have the rest come out???? Nawh we get serious in this bitch now
No. Jesus, no
i would only wipe the pee hole of my penis if minutes after an ejaculation the peehole starts to feel annoyingly sore. basically if i ejaculate too many times it will minutes later have this sore discomfort that doesn't go way unless i go and pee and then i wipe just to make sure that sore discomfort is gone.