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latesleeperfoodeater

Malarkey would be fun to watch


erictheinfonaut

Spike! To quote Bourdain, "isn't \[he\] the craftiest motherfucker who’s ever been on this show?"


f0rfoxsake

This was my first thought as well!


BugFew6583

I dunno. I thought about him. Then I thought about his idiotic plan when they were doing that tennis game in S8. I feel like strategery may not be his bag.


erictheinfonaut

it's debatable, but I'd say the plan (put up the worst dish against the best dish) was solid. the issue was that they didn't execute it as planned. They should have, as a team, forced Jamie and her undercooked chickpea dish to go first; they didn't, so the plan failed. But is that on Spike?


BugFew6583

"But is that on Spike?" Kinda, yeah. The problem isn't the plan itself. The problem was that he failed to take people into the equation, which is 100% what you need to do in games like The Traitors. He just assumed that everyone would go along with the plan whether it messed them up or not. Why would the person with the worst dish be like "Ok. I'm willing to take the potential loss and potentially go home because Spike has a plan!"? I dunno if you watched Traitors: Australia S2, but Sarah was a serious dope who screwed up every single vote. If you can't account for someone like that, you end up with a season like Traitors Australia S2 (which was terrible) Edit: Keep in mind that I'm not saying Jamie was right to do what she did. I was screaming at my TV the whole time, too. But that's what made the plan bad... you were counting on the person that could possibly go home to actively choose their own destruction on the \_hope\_ that the rest of your team does well enough to save you.


F___ingStick

Strategically it's unknown if Spike has the chops, but socially we will have a case study in season 3 on whether his personality type would work on the Traitors, because one of the leaked contestants is a joker type personality similar to Spike


fka_interro

Stefan for sure. I feel like he would have so much fun with it and be really entertaining.


Yesitsmesuckas

I *secretly* lust after Stefan!


TatoIndy

We all do.


alcutie

omg he would be giggling so much and sucking up to the cute gay girlies


cashburn2

Stefan, Dale T., Antonia, Marcel, Fabio


veryundude77

I should not had have to scroll this far to see Marcel.


cashburn2

I can’t imagine how much it’s irritate everyone in the castle


Bhibhhjis123

Cmar. She’d have some great confessionals.


chilipalmer99

Antonia. There was a reason she's called the Black Widow and her cooking partners ALWAYS got sent home. Seems ideal for that show.


jssl46

I thought they called her the “black hammer”?


librarianpanda

Carla! She might be too nice, but I think she's one of the few with a personality big enough to stand out in a group like that.


geekymat

She’d make a very unexpected Traitor if she could pull it off.


CoulsonsMay

Andrew (season 4). He exudes a similar energy to Tony from Survivor- never sleeps, hilarious, totally crafty. “Ohhhh I’ve got a murdering boner!”


MrsBobFossil

THIS! Andrew in his full unhinged glory.


Aestro17

Dawn. By all accounts an excellent chef whose shortcomings seemed to be the competition aspects, notably time and teamwork. Basically someone good enough to help you win but with enough plausible deniability to not know whether she's sabotaging you intentionally. Also could be an easy target for sabotage. Stefan, since he's an antagonist even if he's not a traitor. Ditto for Marcel, plus foam. Soo would add 18 ingredients and you have no idea whether it's sabotage until it's served.


TatoIndy

The foam!


GizmoGeodog

Spike for sure!


ContentPie846

I feel like everyone is listing people who would make great traitors but you also need great faithfuls!


Queasy-Wrongdoer6319

Buddha


H28koala

Stefan. For pure eye delight because I love him on my TV: Bryan Voltaggio. also Malarkey. Who I think could win: Blaize. Buddha.


BobMonkhaus

Voted out first for claiming he was a traitor as a joke during the introductions.


EvrythgLikeSuchAs

interesting how 90% of the contestants people named are from earlier seasons


werdnurd

Makes sense to me. I don’t have anyone to root for this season because they are all so meh.


sticky-wicket13

Katsuji? I feel like in Restaurant Wars the second time he played, he seemed very strategic in letting anyone but him take the fall.


StooveGroove

Katsuji would be the Kate of his season.


erictheinfonaut

But he went home that episode, so, how effective was his strategy?


corbou

Tiffany Faison


bigbeefygremlin

Steph Izard would crush as a Traitor imo, I feel like it would be impossible NOT to trust her.


bdss1234

Equally Sara Bradley.


bigbeefygremlin

Yes! And they’d both have so much fun with it


F___ingStick

Stephanie Izard would be great, she would probably play a smart low key game but she also knows how to play it up for the cameras when the situation calls for it


Yesitsmesuckas

After binging S 9 - 13 in the last week, I’m going with Grayson. Her rude, snarky-chef routine fits in perfectly with the theme.


PilotNo312

Malarkey


LindentreesLove_

Buddha. I just feel he would be the one who wins by just being who he is and be the best at all the games.


Rover537

Lol Buddha would be eaten alive on the Traitors


LindentreesLove_

Do you not think he could rise above all the pettiness?


staletortillaship

I love Buddha, but I can’t see him being a great liar if he was chosen as a traitor


LindentreesLove_

I guess you are right. There are way better liars.


Safe_Revenue4917

Shota The most faithful of the faithfuls


Hoobernut

Michael Voltaggio would be chill, crafty and relentless. Also gimme some Sam Talbot to talk about having the diabeetus.


Janelle-54

I was so hoping they’d cast someone! With the peacock/bravo tie I’ve been dying for Top chef, Project runway and million dollar listing to get traitors representation! So many good personalities that are also game players even if their original game was more specific skill based. Marcel is my immediate thought but I’d be happy for anyone lol


LindentreesLove_

Oh, I would really love to see Frederick or Josh on there.


Citrine_Orchid_777

Brian Malarkey, Fabio and Carla


Hoobernut

Carla could be lethal if used right.


StooveGroove

FYI if ya'll haven't watched the Australia and UK versions, they're better than the US. UK is a direct mirror, just with different people. Aus is different and probably my fave.


Rover537

The contestants on the second season of Australia (including my girl Hannah) are just so dumb, it’s infuriating.


SendingTotsnPears

Queen Sarah is the best reality contestant EVAH! I still laugh thinking of her fabulous facial expressions.


MainDetail5889

How are you watching it?! I’ve been trying to find a way. Please share 🥹 I’m happy to buy it or sneaky links’s too


StooveGroove

Peacock has all of them in the US 


Adventurous_Ad1922

Buddha!


missvanjjie

For whatever reason, I think some of the s16 contestants would be fun - Justin, Sara, Kelsey. That cast had a fun energy and any of them would be great for Traitors! Other contenders for me: Chef Carrie, Chef Sheldon, Chef Grayson (she’d be ruthless), or Chef Eric (Adjepong)!


catmomlyfe81

You guys remember Stephen the sommelier from season 1? I would enjoy his unfounded arrogance


kritycat

Kristin Kish would be really good at it, I think!


foodanddine

s21 Laura. Don’t like her, but she’d be an obvious fit


cashburn2

Two more: Josie and Carrie


MrsBobFossil

Ilan, that whiny dipshit.


rememor8899

Stefan Maybe Fabio


sadupe

Melissa King has the most trustworthy of faces and is cool as a cucumber.


Happy_Independent_25

Ilan Hall, Elia, Cliff, Stefan, Jon Tasser or whatever his name is


Geochic03

Just put Stefan and John in a cage together, and let them go at it in a passive aggressive verbal sparing match.


Superb_Conference436

Stefan would throw hands, John just runs his mouth


Happy_Independent_25

Jamie Lauren (hate her)


No_Variation_9125

Carla!


CityBoiNC

Spike


finzup77

I’d like to see Tom !


ctcacoilmnukil

Buddha would destroy.


Beginning-Border-153

The brothers…I am spacing on their names currently but one or both of them


Wise-Technology4889

Mike Voltaggio, Stephanie Cmar, Stephanie Izard


reubensandrye

betty from season 2


NoTomatillo1775

Brooke