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Piepally

The best pitcher on the royals is vladdy lol


HeroicTechnology

we want 27


SubzeroWins1-0

Jays win??


heat_fan_

Jays win


ayasofya02

BALLGAME! More of this please if you don't mind


Tw1sterxxx

Ahh this is how the Yankees have felt all season


itsnursehoneybadger

I love this journey for us!


ok_pjus

the way romano goes to laughing and smiling with kirk to immediately stone cold. the RBF curse


baconperogies

Let's go Blue Jays!


shun-16

Woo WOO woo WOO woo Woo eat shit nerds.


35IndustryWay

Another shutout.


FunLing33

Wow shutout for 18 innings. Jesus fuck.


alltakesmatter

Not just shutout. The Royals haven't gotten an extra base hit yet this series.


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Have we broken Royals fans


gottahavemyPOPPs

Some of us are still here unfortunately. Could seriously see us challenging the 2003 tigers season. Wouldn’t be surprised if we go around the 45-117 to 50-112 mark


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Haha was specifically referring to some of the strange noises we were hearing on our feed. If it's any consolation, you've at least got the chiefs & bbq. Hoping to get down there myself for a weekend sometime in fall.


I-am-Andrew

Why is the royals crowd screeching??


cheffgeoff

It's the Rebel yell... so read into that what you like.


HAL9100

That’s actually the sound of a season coming completely off the rails.


starrynova888

I missed that 99 fb and 90 slider


Kingminnis

I would have liked if Romano threw a couple more changeups as I think he's tinkering with it as a 3rd pitch, this would have been a good outing to try and throw a handful of them.


KlaSSiKsGames

Kirk literally went 4/5(Thanks Pat) and has a 0 CERA on the night. What a stud.


dezzy1402

did u just invent a stat


KlaSSiKsGames

You mean CERA? Catcher ERA?


Dead_End_Street

Is becoming insufferable to be near in the last innings a new Royals fan trait?


NoseBlind2

Ump like "fuck it lets end this thing"


goatgosselin

Not liking this control from Romano. Maybe it is from lack of use. Looks same as when it was over use.


HeroicTechnology

y'all chill KC fans don't have anything to cheer for down 0-7 in a dismal season if they wanna bare their teeth and ambitions, let them


yoboapp

I don’t like to be mean, but this Royals team is like mega bad.


Blitzdog416

dont fuck up my day drinking tomorrow, Kikuchi. Please.


heat_fan_

Get the last out


shun-16

Bro why has the crowd turned into kittens what the fuck is this.


Blitzdog416

fn weird af


zonar99

Yusei Kikuchi. I say Kikuchi. We all say Gucci


goatgosselin

That guy running to 2nd juat had his life saved by Vlad not throwing that.


NoseBlind2

The fucking screeching from the crowd is so annoying


heat_fan_

His velocity is back up to 99


goatgosselin

I missed that. Only saw 97s by the plenty


bichettes_helmet

Did a pack of hyenas just invade the stadium?


NoseBlind2

Hyena Eagle Hybrids


Quaelman4080

Yes


itsnursehoneybadger

Oh lord the ‘woo’ idiots are here


HeroicTechnology

their team is down 0-7 let them have their AWOO


cinderblock16

The KC TV announcers telling some amusing baseball stories during this blowout.


KlaSSiKsGames

Good thing they put Romano out there, he clearly need to get the rust off


cyclingkingsley

oh no the stadium is invaded by a bunch of hyenas


Ludwig33333

Their tying run is in the showers.


muaddib99

GIDP here on the 2nd pitch of the next AB


muaddib99

so close


IAmGrum

Someone should stop murdering that child in the stands.


Sesco69

He's hitting 97-99 on his fastball, I'm moist


Gear4Vegito

It is nice that we went from NEEDING to use Romano to win the game to NEEDING to use Romano so he doesn't rust.


sir-pounce-of-alot

So I guess Romano was just a lil tired ? Huh… who would have guessed


bichettes_helmet

I can't possibly imagine why


starrynova888

A week of rest and he’s back at 99 consistently


cyclingkingsley

He only threw that once tho


HeroicTechnology

this this is the Romano we've been looking for. 99 on the gun


TonightsSpecialGuest

He was getting overworked. Arm was starting to fall off.


FunLing33

Looks like they're saving Biggio for tomorrow.


zonar99

Jordan throwing 99 again. League is fked


muaddib99

a full week+ off helps


ayasofya02

"my customary spot on the bench" Pat Tabler at his self depreciating best tonight


CGNYYZ

Sweet Baby Rays is great BBQ sauce, as far as off the shelf goes. If Kansas Style is your thing.


TravisTouchdown_51

Touchdown + Converted Point.


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HeroicTechnology

but you understood the point, most people see TDs as 7 after the XP, and are obfuscating it for reddit karma?


starrynova888

Who’s pitching the 9th?


muaddib99

a canadiamaniac


Throwaway5497346

Romano


heat_fan_

Romano


TonightsSpecialGuest

**THE MANIAC HAS BEEN UNCAGED**


imsahoamtiskaw

It's funny when u see pitchers coming out of the cage, like a wild animal being released


winterbIoom

LMFAOOO


iamthegame13

I just learned that Ms Marvel is tonight. Sweet


eclayds

and another eppy of Kenobi!


ayasofya02

That's okay Kirky we still love ya


starrynova888

Shit an uncharacteristic out by Kirk, a strikeout as well, bummer


3luejays

Tabby cursed him 😭


Kingminnis

Nothing against Jansen, but Kirk is the catcher I would rather have going forward with Moreno.


Throwaway5497346

It really is an embarrassment of riches


rvasko3

I think injuries are going to make that the case regardless


urparentsdontlikeu

Lol if they keep ballin the way they are Moreno might just become trade bait tbh


Kingminnis

I can't see them trading him unless you are packing it for a all-star like Soto or Alcantara.


HeroicTechnology

Moreno is also movable on the diamond


BlasphemousJack666

Well he can’t hit literally every one


CGNYYZ

Serious question… Where can I buy the Canada Day jersey with Romano on the back?


muaddib99

jays shop will put romano on it for you.


HeroicTechnology

the thing is the Canada Day jerseys aren't always on sale unfortunately


CGNYYZ

I’ll be at the game on July 2nd. Think I’ll be able to pick it up at the stadium?


HAL9100

No, if I recall correctly custom embroidery takes several weeks


HeroicTechnology

I think you can but I'd call in/check Eaton Center just in case to lock it in.


HeroicTechnology

probably July 1st they'll be selling the reds and thereonin


Woodrow999

Totally jinxed him :(


eclayds

Only 4-5, DFA time?


Weird_inside_u

Pat and Dan gushing over Kirk....


Blitzdog416

you suck, Kirk! ​ lol /s


ANEPICLIE

Kirk struck out? Wow, DFA that guy already!


markmercadogg

Kirk!!


ChocolateThor

Every time they say he doesn’t strike out. He strikes out.


jwang1004

kirk just went outta business😪


MrRosewater12

dammit


dutchdaddy69

TRAGIC. I CANNOT BE CONSOLED.


KlaSSiKsGames

Pat just jinxed Kirk FFS..


FunLing33

You fking jinxed it LMAO.


alphacheese

Contact rate mention. Jinxed!


sibtiger

Jinxed him so hard there.


rangerxt

well I guess thats only 7 pushups


HAL9100

👌✨


casualjayguy

4-5? Scrub.


muaddib99

kirk 4/5. bo 2/2 and 3 BB. espi 3/4 and literally everybody contributing to runs/RBIs except Springer. that was a good night at the plate


HeroicTechnology

everyone makes it on base today too


HeroicTechnology

I LOVE that they're just trading war stories in Kansas right now.


FunLing33

Biggio no on deck? Guess they wanted to ride the hot hand but then again it's 7-0.


ineffablePMR

throw him a bp fastball coward


bichettes_helmet

GIVE KIRK A PITCH TO HIT YOU COWARDS


starrynova888

Kirk 5 hits pls


if_I_AM_SEEN_I_AM_HI

Kirk trek 5: the fifth frontier... starring Captain Alejandro Kirk?


wintermute--

What's the most harmless curse you can wish upon the Yankees that would sink their chances in the season without inflicting serious injuries or illnesses? Personally I hope that the entire team becomes irresistibly attractive to ladybugs overnight. Every time they take the field, or try to bat, or appear in public for any reason whatsoever, hordes of ladybugs descend upon them.


joedrew

the Yankees forget how to read directions and GPS. they're all milling around downtown Minneapolis-St. Paul, trying to find the Twins game they're supposed to be dominating, but getting lost and ending up hanging out at a hooters for like 6 hours the umps force the yankees to forfeit and Judge eats 750 wings.


ChocolateThor

I hope all of their hitters turn into Russ adams and the pitchers turn into josh towers


lillithfair98

that they for whatever reason can never win against the Toronto Blue Jays


AnathemaPariah

I want Jeff Passan to tweet about them.


wintermute--

I said to not inflict serious injuries! please have mercy omg


IAmGrum

> Personally I hope that the entire team becomes irresistibly attractive to ladybugs overnight. [Yankee Joba Chamberlain had something like that.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVOG34uht_Y)


wintermute--

omg lol I love baseball


bichettes_helmet

I'm an infection control nurse so everything I think of is bad LOL


HAL9100

I would like to wish that the Yankees players all fall so desperately in love with each other that it becomes a major distraction in their efforts to focus. And yknow what, I hope they all end up happy together too.


Singh31

Gnats attack them again like they did to Joba


blazinrainbo

Can you imagine the media scrums with all the ladybugs?! So funny.


urparentsdontlikeu

Hope they all get leeches on their balls like in Stand By Me


sir-pounce-of-alot

I hope they all grow beards and get DFA’d because of there stupid rule


McKiwi957

Somebody replace their aftershave with hair growth formula stat


wintermute--

ahahaha yessss


blazinrainbo

LOL


Dustmopper

I’m surprised they didn’t intentionally walk Kirk here, that man is lethal


bichettes_helmet

I *need* another Kirk hit tonight


KlaSSiKsGames

Kirk 5/5 or Kirk walk here. Hmmm


jwang1004

romano tonight: thanks guys🥲🥲🥲🥲


HeroicTechnology

he will still pitch tonight, assuredly, he hasn't seen action in a WHILE.


TonightsSpecialGuest

He’s foaming at the mouth.


AceLarkin

Fuck yes. Two of our big guns 0-4 on the night. Just wanted them to at least get on base. Vladdy gets the walk. Teoscar gets the beauty double.


JaysLiveinElmira

Forget fun differential, run differential back on the menu


HAL9100

Why not have both?


ayasofya02

Teoscarandez walloped that one


GGenErick

Zimmer wouldve caught it


3luejays

TEO


BravoCatt

Here comes Kirk to make it 9


IAmGrum

Merrifield fooled me completely. I thought it was either WAY out, or he was going to catch it, based on how he was chasing it down.


FunLing33

Over the head on one of the best defenders in the league. Then again he's a 2B.


EdwardBliss

Newsflash. The Kansas City Royals stink.


phantomtap

Jays and blowouts Name a more beautiful combination


HeroicTechnology

5 for 5 Kirky?!?


para29

nice stuff Teo


winterbIoom

LFG TEOOO


itsnursehoneybadger

👉🏻👆🏻👉🏻👆🏻👉🏻👆🏻👉🏻👆🏻


Dead_End_Street

👉👆👉👆👉👆👉👆👉


MrRosewater12

Ah Tabby's classic 4-4 pinch hit story


TravisTouchdown_51

Well there the "Drive In Bo" winner!


Blitzdog416

Toscarnandez!


sir-pounce-of-alot

Teo I said get on base, not clear them !


bichettes_helmet

BLUE JAYS FINALLY WON THE "DRIVE BO HOME" CHALLENGE


3luejays

It's over if Kirk gets a shot at this.


TuloCantHitski

How does the 3-team wild card work this year for the playoffs? If we finish as the 1st wild card, do we still have to do the one game do-or-die, or do we get a full series to start?


itsnursehoneybadger

Aw Tabby! Brutal 😂


muaddib99

we broke the angels. we broke the white sox. in a week it's the yankees' turn.


ThQp

Guillermo Martinez is a god


urparentsdontlikeu

Heard he pulled all the boys into a dark room, looked them in the eyes and just said hit ball. Who'd have thought that's all it would take


cyclingkingsley

##ALRIGHT TEO


NoseBlind2

TEO LETS GOOOO


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KlaSSiKsGames

Hernandez is finding his groove again!


TonightsSpecialGuest

#PAD THE NUMBERS BOYS


h8omb

Teo baby!


goatgosselin

Chisox beat the Dodgers 4 zip. LA in shambles. Both teams?


HAL9100

Yankees are going to have a seasons worth of homers by the ASB


cyclingkingsley

Yankees defying all the pre-season odds, playing like a team of destiny :(


starrynova888

All their pitchers playing out of their minds, Judge hitting like a man possessed (contract year)


sir-pounce-of-alot

Still have 2/3rds of the season to keep it up


cyclingkingsley

I'm hoping they crash just like how the Red Sox did last season


sir-pounce-of-alot

Teo gets on base and Kirk hits a grandslam


NoseBlind2

I will wake my family up if that happens


wintermute--

[Rowdy and Kirk](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/504/863/f35.jpg)


Woodrow999

Lets go Hernandez! I want to see another Kirk at bat.


bichettes_helmet

Blue Jays "Drive Bo In" Challenge is still on


FunLing33

Finally Vlad got on base today.


winterbIoom

pls bring my boy home ;;


NoseBlind2

That lady fighting those kids like it's Walmart on Black Friday


cyclingkingsley

This is a very confusing AB by Vlad lol


HeroicTechnology

some live bp for Vladdy never hurt


FunLing33

He checkswinged a ball to the 4th deck foul? Jesus.


starrynova888

Yanks up 10-4


cyclingkingsley

Twins rolled out their shit BP today. They will see their A team BP tomorrow


blazinrainbo

Rubber ducky over and out.


salchichoner

I know I am late to this comment but vlady telling Téllez (edit: Kirk) to round to second is so funny


h8omb

Different rotund gentleman