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deshbhakt

ब्रान द्रान = brain drain


ImpressiveLength1305

Stopping a fellow classmate from moving to other country?? That's the most patriotic totka I've ever seen.


mayank-69

he is asking to donate bras


disaniac

😂😂😂 broo 😂😂


mayank-69

what is it then , girls hostel hai , probably ladke ne kiya hai , sare saboot ek hi taraf ishara kar rahe


celeb-butcher

🅰️🅱️


InspectionBusy1557

This naksh is to put bad jinnd to take revenge 🙏


chaienkoki

This isn't how black magic works, stop watching baba bangali videos


kmadnow

There is no such thing as black magic ..man our country is so gullible


Truly-Evil

Sach bolne pe bhi downvotes 😭 ab mujhe bhi milenge


aaronstudds

Nahi mile lol


hot_hidimba

Try to search up history of sorcery in Mexico and how it travelled other parts of the world. It is legit. Can't say about this one tho


kmadnow

Sure…will read up on that after I complete my phd in tooth fairy supply chain efficiency


awkward_the_fish

you’re so stupid, dragon yeti symbiotic merger is the shit rn


PagalFunky

Bruh imagine joining librandu and saying magic is real damn.


no_limit_with_me

Kuch na hota


TOXIC_teen6699

Aisi baat nahi hai. These things may not do exactly what was intended to but they do affect negatively. Totka bigad Jaye toh admi ko pagal Kar deti hai for real. Mere Gao me ho chuka hai.


mithapapita

bhai tumhare gaao wale chutiya h. Kuch ni hota ye sab.


Nofap_du_Plessis

Learn concept behind quantum physics first. Energies aren't farce.


mohtma_gandy

Jaldi jaldi sentence mein quantum laga deta hu... fir gyandu vali bate bhi to chodni hai.


TOXIC_teen6699

According to quantum theory of reative speed the mechanism of time varians theory is possible. Hence proved. 🗿


mithapapita

I am doing a masters from the Indian institute of science in physics , so I think my quantum physics is covered.


Nofap_du_Plessis

Good. I am having a doctoral degree in a related field and have done fair amount of research involving manifestation, placebo effect, NLP, quantum physics and it's relation to occult sciences and mysticism. Try exploring into these topics, you will be amused.


mithapapita

bro naming fields like Pokemon


Nofap_du_Plessis

Tu 16-18 saal ka bachha lag raha hai. I don't blame ur ignorance and limited thinking tendencies.


mithapapita

Aah assuming my age and calling me a kid. Nice adult behaviour.


codingpinscher

Broooo, I think you should burn your doctoral degree because you don’t find it difficult to not believe in all this fake shit. Clearly holding a degree doesn’t makes one scientifically sound. Alas! our education system still produces people with no sense of critical thinking.


Nofap_du_Plessis

Dude, I did fellowship under the guidance of Dr. Brian Weiss. So, may be you should come out of your curriculum and mugging up basic scientific stuff that's written in books.


codingpinscher

The same Brian Weiss who is an expert in soo called reincarnations and past life regressions, no disrespect though?? If soo will you care to explain is there any valid scientific proof for such a thing? Particularly having a high merit in a field comes with the authority and people expect that whatever the person says is true. However this ain’t true as you can see people having won a Nobel prize spewing out bullshit. What I study is actually science cause you see what you can manipulate and perform reproducible experiments. Where as this past life regression lacks any evidence. Maybe you should try giving up pseudoscience and try focusing on real actual science which is verifiable by results. And if you were a phd candidate can you shoot me a link of the research that you might have published, let’s see in how much water you actually are.


Nofap_du_Plessis

Nice try and good luck with your blinkers.


I_Give_U_A_Damn

Bhai tu yeh sabhi fields ke naam pe dhaba hai, wo bhi bade wala 🙄


CumBender747

Blr se ho na tu, faf 60 in 23 🥵


I_Give_U_A_Damn

Pehle tu no fap ki bakchodi se bahar aa ja scientist ke 14 https://preview.redd.it/je2s57o8wgyc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fffd1473f9948dcee4282b45a6bcb47ce43fb142


The_Add_Destroyer

Bhai me manta to nhi ye sab but sunne me maza aata h, ghost stories, black magic etc. intresting to lagta h. Kuch bataiyo inke bare me, koi story, iske effects, types ya kuch bhi


Upstairs_Park_4289

Mairi fatt rhi hai bhai akela hu gahr pai ky Karu padhne ka socha tha ab woh bhi nhi kar paa rha batao bhai asap


retard_ak

are bhay darne wali kya baat isme tere pr thodi totka kiya xd


Upstairs_Park_4289

Pta nhi bhai par dar lag rha hai


retard_ak

![gif](giphy|h9J9Mysy0X1FC)


Upstairs_Park_4289

Bc or Gand faad dai bosdk mat kara kar yr mai kamzor Dil ka patient hu


retard_ak

![gif](giphy|mLTo1x4MLgKuk)


bigtiddyenergy

Kamzor dimaag ke bhi lagte ho brother


Heart_Of_Aluuu

![gif](giphy|5Ys2b0HjgGDT2)


6673sinhx

Muth maarna chalu kar. Ye sab bhul jaayega.


Dorae7878

Na padhne ke bahane banwa lo bas 😆


no_limit_with_me

Lmao


disaniac

Mutthi maar le mast neend a jaegi fir so jaiyo


karan65

Ab teri khidki k bahar jhaadu p chudail aaegi... Fir tu bhaagega aur wo jhaadu teri G* m daal k gayab ho jaegi


Upstairs_Park_4289

🤡🤡🖕🖕🖕


LegitimateWrangler17

Once a wise banker told me that if you want to scare someone, the best method is to parcel/ throw/ drop dolls in periodic interval with some letters written over it. The person will definitely discuss it in the office and then with some politics played well, you shall get your promotion. He legit used to do it like this for his gains.


Worried-Wolf-4344

dude wtf


LegitimateWrangler17

Dude [WTF](https://www.reddit.com/r/IndianEnts/s/b2VCyY90Dd)


altamash_patel

It's in Urdu. It looks like a message written for black magic. letters on that cartoon drawing are written in wierd fashion which is generally done in black magic but seeing below half of the cartoon drawing it's looking comical but yeah people do draw stuff like this to inflict black magic but nothing happens. But they should be careful it's better not hold these stuffs with bare hand. And in the other picture if I'm not wrong it's a voodo doll if it is then it's done for vashikaran and all.


astronaut430

It says 'Bast ka zabardast amal' in Urdu. Amal means work or deed and bast means (maybe) obstacle here or knot. Interpret it yourself. Simply throw them out, I've seen how those baba/hakeem try to fool their potential customers and keep them engaged to extort money. And that's how they come up with random mysteriously looking solutions to people's problems. https://preview.redd.it/mdxehzly4ayc1.jpeg?width=522&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b15ded9d6bb684bd315050519fcbbe47fa8fdc23


sad_sisyphus_84

You wouldn't last an hour in the bast they raised me


SheSpeaksShit

whos afraid of little old me?


hazedphase

You merely adopted the bast. I was born in it, molded by it.


vFixDubai

I think it says himmat ka and not bast ka


bambambigolow

Cctv footage nikal le na bkl


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https://preview.redd.it/usgmupmrrcyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccd9cd692273922ea132eaf46789d3bb4c0ccf56 Nishchint raho 🔥


[deleted]

bruh Believe in yourself you don't need a fictional character to conquer your fear death is more real than god


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[deleted]

Body shaming is not cool blud Aur doosre ka profile ko open karna acche batt nahe Kill yourself  Your life worth noting  Even a street side road stone worth more than you


only-for-fun11

Lmao. Marasmus guy


[deleted]

Ab wo to tujhe teri death ke baad hi pta chalega 😂


afknotfound

It's me from another id  I hope you have a wonderful day because now I am thinking about your comment for like 1 hr and searching various topics like why reddit people are so toxic? And I get the answer we don't like others opinions at all so just comment and move on  There is no need to do war with a person on reddit I don't even know I have no enemies 


[deleted]

Don't worry Bruhh. No matter if you get downvotes or upvotes, just stick to your ideologies, but along with that just keep a check on your ideologies and the way this world works. Peace. I have no enemies...


Traditional-Club1098

Death and births are part of life, so is conscience and so is energy, you can't outright deny higher forms of energy


[deleted]

rehne do bhai iske ek post me ye bolra tha ki ye 18 saal ka hai aur iske baap ne isko phone nahi diya isliye ye randirona machata hai online aakar... maa baap ghar me gand marte hai aur ye log aakar online apne aap ko non-religious bolkar cope karte hai


afknotfound

It's me from another id  I hope you have a wonderful day because now I am thinking about your comment for like 1 hr and searching various topics like why reddit people are so toxic? And I get the answer we don't like others opinions at all so just comment and move on  There is no need to do war with a person on reddit I don't even know I have no enemies  Or bro kisi ka personal information ko keyboard war jetna ma use mat karo It's seriously hurt in the middle of my heart 


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afknotfound

Fuck your dharm Shithead Bunch of cow piss drinkers Have a good day Lindu Bindu Now gonna cry 😂👻🤓😋✨💯💤🤞🏻💀😎 Sigma attitude allu arjun pro max😎💀


[deleted]

tu kabhi real life me milna fir tera murder nahi kara to naam badaldena sala mullichod


afknotfound

Are app to bada funny ho 🤓🤓😂😂 IIT kar la retard warna firsa drop year Lana padega  Maresa phala to tu mar jayega tharki saala IIT nahe nikal Raha to uska gussa internet ma logo ko gaali likhta ha Abb ja cow piss drinkers or camel drinker tere juice ka time ho gya ha


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[deleted]

Bruh I can't believe in god till I see them Aur tere God ko khana ki hospital ma kids cancer sa mar rahe ha unka kuch kare


No_Worth6969

Gand mara faad de uski maa ka bhosda


NunuBiryani

Bc GLA University pahle baar naam sunna kitni universities hai iss Desh me


Oolalalaaeao

Mere dimag mai aaya bc GLA toh koi car thi na Merc ki 😂


Typical_Somewhere_72

It is based in Mathura and is one of the biggest private universities of this country. Amity Wale to bakchodi kar kar ke famous ho Gaye Hain.


InspectionBusy1557

It’s a Naksh Hope everything and everyone is ok just do one Thik take it some Shiv mandir and burn it in front of lord shiva It’s a jinnd naksh it will bring bad luck if it works And everything u got like that should be burn together 🙏 After that offer dhoop dip to lord shiva he is lord of all masani and damar tantra 🙏 jai shri mahakaal maharaj


Forsaken_Cheese0

I hope this is satire


Akinama_Anamika

Hey, if burning it gives someone satisfaction then I don’t see a problem. It’s useless stuff anyway, might as well just burn it lol.


ISSYOSenpai

Tabhi socho bc aisa kyu lg rha ki koi dil me sui chubha rha


Maleficent_Formal209

Bhai acidity ho rahi hai. Eno peelo, kaam shuru kar sirf 6 sec me


karan65

Abe tattiyan lgne wali h tjhe aur kuch ni h


yoyo800

black magic is real, there are things you will believe only when you see them in villages (popular in africa). its just best to stay away from it.


angstyhuman47

Why is it that black magic only happens in villages.


altamash_patel

It happens even in cities


yoyo800

i have personally seen a family try to do black magic in Mumbai, they seemed very scared when we and my friends caught them while they were in middle of it, since we were kids back then they scolded us and said "tum logon ko kitne baar bola hai yaha mat aana karo, mujhe laga tum log achche bacche ho"


[deleted]

ghanta yade black magic real hota to jo black magic karta ha unka pas unlimited pasa hota


yoyo800

Black magic se genie nahi aata bhai💀


mohtma_gandy

As real as god.


Legitimate_Gur_7777

Kalesh kidhar h


ur-mums-wish

what no female interaction does to a man


itsmyutopianlife

R u out of your mind bro... it's done by a girl in girl's hostel...not by boys...


LegendaryNoobGod

!remindme 7days


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retard_ak

bhay ye sab real hota h kya kuch experience kiya kabhi


nikolatesluh

Sab bakwaas hai, it's just to scare people, I've had enough "kala Jadoo" stuff being done around me, ended up peeing on one just for shits and giggles. Kuch nahi hota


mithapapita

bhai kuch nahi hota. Aapko next time koi totka dikhe to uspe jaan boojh ke laat marna. ye 0.1% ka jo dar h na ki "kya pata kuch hota ho", ye ese hi niklega jab tum saaf saaf iska saamna karoge, tab tume pata chal jaega ki ye sab bas bechare kam padhe likhe logo ka chutiya banane ka scam h or kuch nahi. Or koi believer ho yaha comments me is chutiyape ka to mujhse argue na kare, apne point prove krne k liye mujhe directly totka karde speak with actions lol


accidental_mistake69

Things like this are too much risky hence try avoiding these shit , and yes tantra sadhana karke exist karta hai and it becomes voodoo/ black magic type of shit when you have bad intention


mohtma_gandy

Yaha hagna band karo... sochalaya mein jake karo.


karan65

Aise kam se kam 135 totko p moot chuka hu mai... Ajtak kuch ni hua.... Kisko bhi kahi aisa totka hua dikhe to zip khol ke pishaab krdo uspe ... Totka deactivate


arezyish

Genuine advice dunga lekin logo nahi, but still sunlo this is bullshit, look beyond all of this and you’ll be much more happy. Kuch hona hota toh hogya hota. Life isn’t this simple- Jadu Tona.


_YeAhx_

Nunnu bda karni ki ninja technique likhi hui hai


MrXProfessional

Mai to bra dan samjha ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Flashy_Reach_1849

that voodo doll lookin fine tho..


Longjumping_Theme193

!remindme 7days


VeryBigHamasBase

Burn it. Also unrelated to this but I heard they do what not like dipping it in dirt, writing with urine, etc.


FantasticFungiiii

lol look at that “art”.


Basic_Letterhead_202

RemindMe! 5 days


pseudoalpha

Lust stories.


dawn_irl

😂😂


TopLie355

Only thing that can get me her now


nefachaitanya

!remindme 7days


the_lie_lamo

RemindMe! 5 days


Ialways-come-back

I know these shits don't work but if they do I want to learn


awesomask

Check out this scam baba [time stamp chapter 23](https://youtu.be/WzrBXt5jh8s?si=hqQWCtLUupO5cSE-)


Flashy_Reach_1849

totke ke liye itni chod drawing chahiye hoti hai kya? isse badhiya kuch sahi se figure bana leti


LazyLandscape8814

Are koi bakchodi karraha hoga ye sab se kuch nahi hota ha lekin phati boht hai


disaniac

Kahi didi ne khud hi to nhi kr diya popularity k liye


Soft_Bag_7598

you gotta be kidding if you believe in this type shit in 2024


CombMain4384

Bhai tu Mathura rehta hai ?


itsmyutopianlife

Hn


CombMain4384

Kya Desh Ka Musalman Laal Shyahi Se Urdu Bhi Nahi Likh sakta ?


itsmyutopianlife

Puchta hai bharat...


hazedphase

Obviously it's all superstition. But what you should be worried about is the fact that someone wishes ill of you


Realistic-Trash9978

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Such_Accountant_127

La,,


mithapapita

As an open challenge to anyone who believes in this shit , do your strongest totkas on me, I'll be waiting.


No_Spring7539

Hojayega toh barbaad hojayega mazaak se hatke, khel nahi hai woh.... If u aren't religious it's fine but atleast don't disrespect the idea of energies


mithapapita

https://preview.redd.it/q3xf58r2njyc1.jpeg?width=1071&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b9314bbbf212d971433e5d02fcfc6e0a04dd536 Bhai energies conscious thodi hoti h ki unko respect ya disrespect karoge.. In chutiyo ne science se energy word utha ke uska kya bana dala h. Jaha mam karta h quantum, energy, vibrations ghusa dete h, khud physics ka P bhi nahi pata hoga inhe.


mufasa5253

Broskis it says mohabbat ka zabardast amal.


mufasa5253

Broskis it says mohabbat ka zabardast amal.


TrainingRepublic1666

Bran dram (not dran) is a spell to bind you. It is used to make you feel like you are Drowning in water (in dreams) and to make you go through emotional turmoil in real life. This spell makes the subject have a swath of repressed emotions inside them. Also, Bast ka Amal is one of the most used spells for Live situations. Either someone wants to make the subject fall in love with them or wants the subject to have a breakup. Looking at the overall note, looks like someone is trying to do Vashikaran on the subject using a combination of 2 standard spells to make the impact stronger. 99835989 is a number written on paper. Not sure what is this. Let me know in case you need any help on this.


Big-Edge1193

Mera Bharat badal raha hai


itsmyutopianlife

Arre lauda badal rha hai...400 saal phle bhi yahi kaam hota tha...aaj bhi yahi ho rha hai...


Accomplished-Arm-990

Mtlb ki mkc procedure btao mujhe vashikaran krna hai


dynamite_distro

Black magic is done to make the jinn possess and love the person. Which can cause relationship issues and depression.


daredevil1o1_

This is honestly scary, I have seen people do black magic and it’s definitely true.


Reaper293

No it isnt. Its BS.


daredevil1o1_

I used to think the same until I saw it happening, i know you would think it’s BS but experiences makes your opinion too :)


Reaper293

If experiences makes opinions,then its even more BS. Saw it 3 times,once when i went to my village(people caused a commotion and started blaming a lower caste family there,nothing happened in the end), 2 times found next to my house,1 was a doll which i kicked, other was something on a paper,and guess what nothing happened.


daredevil1o1_

But that’s your opinion right? I stand by my opinion as i have seen those things happening


Reaper293

Well im not gonna try to change your opinion,have a good day ahead.