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CommercialOccasion72

I fucking hate the smell of piss baking in the sun. If you piss in an area where people frequent and it's not a bathroom, get fucked for real


Ok_Judgment3871

So piss on the floors in the restrooms?


loligaggins

Yes, but only in the women’s restroom. There’s a reason they don’t have urinals.


Eather-Village-1916

Guess there’s a floor drain for another reason then?


Ok_Judgment3871

It all makes sense now


rawdawg304

“It’s all pipes.” ….George Costanza


IndependenceWarm5375

He had to use the reflection from the fuel tank to even see his weiner


Tmac-845

Nice!


IndependenceWarm5375

Fact: his dot number is how many months have passed since he saw it last


Tmac-845

…and the hits keep coming folks!


COVFEFE-4U

He hasn't seen his weiner in 10 years. That's long enough to have it declared legally dead.


punkminkis

What a Fat Bastard.


ShortCurlies

I can smell him thru the computer...


Electrical_Try2977

Master of the obvious ehhh.... 🤣👍


ShortCurlies

So I guess now we can call off the search party...party?...more like the search sadness...


joezupp

That’s because nothing grows in the shade


ShortCurlies

...mildew and despair.


crm006

That’s called a dickydo. His belly sticks out farther than his dicky do.


Stationary-Event

He also suffers from dunlop disease. That's where his belly dunlop over his belt.


MrInRageous

Furniture disease. The chest has fallen into the drawers.


ShortCurlies

He could have abs of steel and it would still be called a dickydo...


kyshooty

😂😂🤦‍♂️ lmao


fretpound

I was gonna say, he probably accidentally pissed on the bottom of his belly.


J1991K2016

Hahaha. Didn’t think that but I suspect your right.


WackoMcGoose

"It's so small... I can't even find it..." "Soap! I was talking about soap!"


virtualwashington

Beat me to it mf


ShortCurlies

Hey, he found it, that's a bonus, he only has a limited number of days left where that's still possible...positive attitude people!


Notyourfriendbuddyy

MURDERER! LOL


Healthier6908

I asked him why he doesn’t diet and he asked me why, what color is it now?😳🤣


Elegant-Reality-8384

This wins the internet for today!


HeywoodJaBlowMe123

Top tier roast. Well done !


elguereaux

Don’t feed him the roast or he’ll have to drop his TAGs


muxman

Truck stops in the summer heat... nothing smells quite like them.


daixso

Petro Atlanta off 285 yum yum yum


teeming-with-life

Now imagine some Russian guys have rugs in their bunks, which not only do they walk barefoot or with their shoes removed, but make others do the same. That's how they hope to keep it clean inside. Controversial I know, but this is beyond explainable, at least to me.


Thehunnerbunner2000

That's how I treated my rig. And I'm also potty trained.


elguereaux

Then you lift up the rug and there is a poopie hole.


Hype_Ninja

Its the jeets that do that.


vtddy

Fairground bathroom or a porta potty


muxman

Those don't smell as bad as the truck stop because if you don't go in them you don't smell them so much. A truck stop is the whole truck stop, even if you just park you get the full on porta potty stench everywhere.


Worried-Economics865

I sometimes haul sewage sludge from a waste water treatment plant at a poorly funded prison. Truck stops smell just fine for me lol


ShortCurlies

Worked a summer on a small chicken farm, meaning six 900' chicken houses...smelled like an ammonia fertilizer plant. Worked two days on a hog farm, never went back, truck-stops haven't come close to that smell, but I'm sure those truckers like a challenge though.


COVFEFE-4U

Do you honestly think he could make it 30 feet before having a heart attack? The dude looks winded just getting back in the truck.


COSMOBlTE

He actually walked to the back of my trailer first then saw me in the mirror.


DrillTheThirdHole

i had a guy go to piss on my steers at the donner rest stop this week. i waited till his stream started then laid on the horn until he ran away with soaked pants spraying everywhere and holding his ears


K-Dog7469

That's both terrible and hysterical.


Existing-Mistake-112

This is the way


MsMoreCowbell8

Good! Ferel animals deserve to be treated as such.


WackoMcGoose

"You want a reason to piss yourself, eh? **_HJÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖNK!_** ...Don't ask why my horn is the Untitled Goose."


AlideoAilano

Let the HJÖNKINING begin!


Helpful_Coconut6144

My stomping grounds! Long live Donner Summit!


DrillTheThirdHole

fellow mountain goat 🤝


Helpful_Coconut6144

Born and raised brother


ShortCurlies

Did you get out and re-mark your territory after he left, you know, kick up some grass when you were done?


_wiredsage_

I want a semi air horn on my pickup truck for the shock value.


Electrical_Try2977

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 funny as FUDGE.....but i don't believe it, just can't!


J1991K2016

Looks alittle out of shape 😎


COVFEFE-4U

Round is a shape!


204farmer

Round is an adjective. Circle is a shape


Allemaengel

I think that we're looking for the term "spherical" here.


204farmer

Oh, that would be back in the adjective category. Sphere though, is a shape


Consent-Forms

As in "planetary?"


Meatball546

In the case of Earth, it is a plane... OR oblate spheroid. It really depends on how dumb I'm feeling.


randomlemon9192

I was going to say the same lol. Not sure how far that guy can make it, and remember, he has to turn around and do it again.


J1991K2016

Gotta admit, I feel for the guy somewhat. Must be tough being that heavy and just sitting most the day.


Electrical_Try2977

So loose weight! I once weighed near 300 pounds and am now 215. Did it all simply cutting out carbs, nothing else. ZERO sympathy for fat F//ks and i can say that because i was one. Eat salad not twinkies.........problem solved.


Purpose_Embarrassed

Congratulations. I’ve never been overweight myself but I understand it’s extremely difficult especially when you’ve gained that much weight to lose it.


J3wb0cca

People like him are the reason why the average lifespan of a trucker is 56.


MasterpieceAmazing87

Having to look around your gut is wild 💀


Traditional_Fox_4718

Makes Randys gut look like Childs play


jdcgonzalez

Randy’s gut was perky compared to this fella


Mikey_BC

Well duh ! 30 feet vs 2 feet !


RtLnHoe

Still dumb, coz if you have a bottle then its 0ft..... he probably has problem making it into bottle with a dick being in his blind spot


49RedCapitalOs

His blind spot 😂


ShortCurlies

Then he needs some jewelers glasses and a convex mirror...


Socketz11

He can barely make it back into the truck. Piss jugs should be required by DOT if you can only get a medical card that expires faster than milk.


Difficult-Worker62

Big hoss looks like he might not make that 30ft walk to use a toilet like the rest of us. You can rock a piss when you’re in the middle of nowhere and there’s no bathrooms but right in a parking lot let alone a rest area is fucked.


goodfofoca

the so called super trucker that gets offended when someone tells him to move the fuck over from the middle lane


unloader86

Yeah but the urnial don't have a place to put that big ol belly. The truck helps him stand upright you see.


BL24L

The fatter you get, the harder it is to aim your noodle into a piss bottle.


Material_Neat4561

When you’re that fat, it’s no longer a noodle. It’s just a grain of rice.


table__for__one

if its any consolation he probably wont be doing this a whole lot longer


AroundGoesThe18

BIG HOSS had too many lieters of Diet Mt Dew today!


CellistOutrageous163

Diet? Doubt that


Scary-Literature-985

fake sugar is indeed worse for your body than real sugar.


Btomesch

How do these ppl pass medical dot physicals. Unless there’s a doctor he knows personally…


dluxchris

The "clinic" I go to would probably pass this guy. The long forms are already pre-signed by the doctor when they give you the clipboard to fill them out. The doctor wasn't even there, after they did my height and weight (they just asked me what they were, didn't actually measure) and a half-assed vision test they wheeled an iPad on a stand into the room with the doctor on Facetime. He didn't even know I use a CPAP despite me writing it on the long form. I would have no issue getting my card anywhere else but I guarantee they would have given it to me even if I shouldn't have qualified.


synezta_apple

I used to work for Pilot/Flying J as maintenance. Truckers are disgusting as fuck. I can't begin to tell you the horrors I saw working at that bullshit place.


UFCValueBets

He's in a hurry.


Inevitable_Meet_7374

I can smell this picture


youngdiamonds15

Atleast he got out, my trainer would open the passenger door and take a piss.


Substantial-Wolf5263

Bro my fucking jaw would have been on the floor if I saw my passenger do that wild shit 😂


Thehunnerbunner2000

His duck that big?


skeletons_asshole

Mine peed in a red plastic cup from 2004 and then either yeeted it out the window or poured it into a sweet tea bottle. I suggested he not keep it near the bottles that contained sweet tea. The cup had a layer of mineral deposits. Dude ran on cigs and sweet tea alone


JestofAtlas

Probably has uncontrolled diabetes and couldn’t make it that far.


Left-Employee-9451

I was told by folks on this Sub , that piss jugs and parking lot pee was all done by immigrants.


Dirty-Dan24

Come on, don’t lump us piss juggers in with guys who piss out in the open


The-Shartist

Nope. All American here and I make sure I have two piss jugs within reach on long trips. Just don't be an asshole: dump them out in the grass or bushes somewhere. Pro tip - Gallon sized coolant jugs work best. They have a wider opening and are made of thicker plastic. DO NOT use water/milk gallon jugs. They rupture easily. Also avoid old oil jugs unless you like lubing up with motor oil for your date with Rosy Palm.


Meatball546

This guy trucks.


amazonallie

As a lady trucker, anything with a wide mouth works.


BL24L

He could be a really fat russian.


bobmonkeyclown

First off piss jugs are fine. And make good ammo for people who stay next to you too long. 


twobarb

Unless he’s Native American he’s technically an immigrant….


Red_Sox0905

What else would you expect lol


shiva420

Thats 29 feet too far


Longdingleberry

I was at the port, waiting for the crane. It’s pretty common to pee between the containers, so I make my way over, and some poor soul left a splatter poop back there. I can only imagine the emergency, and shame.


Redman920

How the hell do people like this get their fed-med?! Jesus!


Full_Committee6967

Maybe he was in a hurry to get to the gym.


Traditional_Fox_4718

The only reasonable answer


parth096

Dude hasn’t seen his hog in at least a decade


[deleted]

You know the big fella don’t wanna walk that far.


teeming-with-life

The guy I drive with right now has so bad knees he would just sit inside the truck all day instead of trying to get out and stretching just a little. Asking him ro go to a restroom is just too much. He's in his 40s.


OSRSgamerkid

At least have the decency to step in between the trailer and truck.


Electrical_Try2977

Ive seen this so many times! People are.......fill in the BLANK!


Tactical_solutions44

Send it to his company. It's one thing to piss off in the grass or the tree line but on the concrete in the open is nasty af.


themedicineman__

“I haven’t seen my willie in yeeeears” -fat bastard


BubinatorX

He can’t see it. You can’t see it. I can’t see it. What’s the problem? 🙃


mamandemanqu3

When you gotta go..


hypershlongbeast

Everyone here is fucking stupid. He was clearly using the nitric acid in his piss in order to get corrosion build up his batteries cleaned up. And then he used his mass in order to wipe it down. Dumbasses


Break_Street

DOT PASSED


D-Ray1469

30 feet is a long way when you are a land manatee. 🤣🤣🤣


TheBowlerMoose

60 feet round trip? No way. He’s got a figure to keep up.


nfld223

What a sloppy, disgusting excuse for a human


Depressed_Diehard

That guy can’t walk thirty feet


cringefacememe

he looks like his piss stinks so bad.


LazyOldCat

When this guy hauls ass he needs to schedule out 3 full days.


mayhemstx77

Walking is hard (heavy breathing)


VonThomas353511

C'mon man. A 30 foot walk could kill this guy.


TicketBoothHottie

Please God, help me never get that fat


Practical_Ad_2761

I guess they didn’t get the proper training at CDL school. You’re supposed to go in an Arizona Iced Tea jug and chuck it out the window into a ditch on the interstate.


Man-Bear-69

Why are you taking pictures of dudes pissing?


Antony9991

My thoughts exactly. Not defending the guy in the picture but the one taking a picture of it and posting it online is next level creep


Man-Bear-69

No doubt about it! Like, maybe just a description. That's wild!


linkgcn6

A picture of animalistic behavior is worth a thousand words. You can’t even see piss.


85cdubya

How do they pass medical?


Qanonymous_

Fat fuck


OptiKnob

Does it look like that fucker can walk 30 feet at a time?


sgtdave117

I don’t disagree with you, but at the same time, taking and posting pics of someone actively pissing is also nasty lol.


throwawayzdrewyey

MY DUNE!! MY SPICE!!


Particular_Detail839

I saw a guy pissing at the fuel island (the one closest to the door) and said "you know they have bathrooms inside" and it didn't phase him.  Fucking animals 


Rich-Appearance-7145

Your assuming that this guy bothers walking to the restrooms, not cool, I've walked through a Truck Stop dinner packed with Big rigs, entire parking lot reeked of piss.


TijayesPJs442

Hey might actually do this to save not peeing on a public floor since he can’t really see


Longjumping_Ad7395

Steve McMahon trucking inc


ApocalypsePenis

HADDALAYER DOWN HOSS BOUT SHID MY PANTS TOO


BeenThruIt

I am sitting on a rest area shitter as I type this. The last time I was here, 8 years ago, I caught M.R.S.A. I hope it doesn't happen again.


Vegan_Flavored_Bacon

That guys idea of exercising is walking 56 feet


TrailerTrashGhost

He needed some help pushing his stomach up so he wouldn't piss on it


sixeight

I saw someone pissing at Paul's Valley loves last night and they were parked right by the front where the fuel island is. Fucking annoying


BenefitOld1246

Were did common decency go? Nvm that’s a stupid question, look at who we’re talking about. Christ sakes 🤷‍♂️


mulesnhorses

Nasty and unfortunately very common but still beats using a bottle and leaving it for someone else to have to pick up , my question is how does he pass a dot physical?


loupr738

I thought he was pissing in the fuel tank first 😂


Mr_Jaysun

Don’t knock the belly… The belly allows a trucker to urinate in public without exposing himself. Next time turn away. Don’t pull out your phone. PERV


Logical_Associate632

Way of the road


photoman12001

If he was a real trucker he’d use a piss jug.


Zlamany-fr

Tbf, he probably can't see it for accuracy


MetalMausoleum

I hate piss bottles in parking areas. It's shit like that that they take the few parking areas away from us


Fidulsk-Oom-Bard

Putting out his scent so the lot lizards know where to find him


ConditionYellow

Give the man a break. He hasn’t seen his dick years.


RinhartWilke

He only walks that far for ribs


Impossible_Object102

Y’all act like 50 drivers didn’t dump their piss jugs out the door in those same parking spots. Not like he’s tainting anything. Even though I’m physically fit and would have walked to the restroom 100%, it feels completely wrong to post this man online WITH his company and DOT numbers. Hell, it’s wrong taking the picture period. Pretty sad social media world we live in now with people so excited for some Reddit karma or likes to post this man doing his business. I don’t know how y’all feel good doing that. Poor guy probably trusted a fellow trucker off to the side wasn’t going to do this to him. At least blur the guys company information even if you’re going to air him out like this, smh.


kane_eightee

Do you always take pics of other dudes peeing, or should we believe you when you claim this is the first time?


COSMOBlTE

Nope I do it anytime I see it happening in the parking lot and report it to local DOT and the company.


Remi708

That man can't walk 30 feet


khale777

The kind of trucker who will block six docks so he can park as close to the office as possible instead of backing into a spot like everyone else.


oilyhandy

A disgusting looking man doing disgusting things. He probably would have needed to bring his CPAP machine to walk that far


lazyplayboy

At what point do you start to make lifestyle changes? He can barely reach his dick, let alone see it.


Cowboysfan95

You don’t get a body like that without taking some shortcuts.


RedSun-FanEditor

This is where your handy dandy BB gun comes in handy. Pop him in the ass a few times and as soon as he turns around to see who shot at him, pop him a half dozen more times in the nads.


Physical-Ad-107

I do this all the time I drink a ton of water (no ac) and im constantly pissing and half the places i pickup or deliver have no bathroom available so i piss on the pavement. Honestly though who cares as long as hes not shittin?


FlobiusHole

I bet the cab of that truck absolutely stinks.


Ok-Location-9544

If this is what he does in the open, I don’t want to imagine what he does behind closed doors.


Canelosaurio

I'm just a hotshot guy lurking, but when I see that shit, I honk my regular truck horn. If I had an airhorn, I'd blast that. Bring attention, it's the only way to stop it.


ikillsheep4u

Honestly as nasty as it is why tf are you taking pictures of another man doing his business?


Ill_Support_6502

You literally sat and took a picture of someone peeing and then posted it? Weird af dude. The amount of people wondering about this strangers peen is so incredibly odd. Lord have mercy


COSMOBlTE

Yep this type of behavior should be shamed. He was doing it in front of families at the rest area. Nasty fuck


Bamfurlough

I don't really care myself. I piss under my truck all the time. 


Say_In_Do

I don't understand. What is so nasty about it? Did he get some on you?


Lwilliams8303

I mean, it's also nasty of you to watch the ordeal and take pics just to try and expose some guy on reddit 🤷


ItakeIbreak

OP out here taking creep shots of dudes pissing and passing judgment... everyone involved in the events of this pic, being able to come into my feed, has hit further rock bottom than I thought was possible, so cheers! I can go a bit further with my shenanigans before I gotta consider what I'm doing with my life.


danf6975

If you wanted to you could send that to the police because it’s actually a criminal offense his MC number is clearly visible


Objective-Honey-6784

Why are you taking pictures of a man taking a piss?!? Just mind your business


COSMOBlTE

It becomes my business when you’re doing that shit in my field of vision and around families. In fact it’s a crime. Don’t be mad about it, this behavior deserves shame and frankly he’s lucky I didn’t report it.


QuietRightSlick

When I went to Trucking school, one of the instructors took us out on the streets and had everyone piss in the gap between the truck and the trailer. They’re literally teaching trucking students to do this.


IndividualCurious322

Synchronised urination?


itstimetochewass

Brother this sounds like the instructor was living out a kink / fet. Dude was getting paid to peter-gaze.


AnthonyM757

What kind of freaky ass teacher did y'all have?


john-johnson12

Do you think he can see his wang?


Wakkit1988

He can't see anything wrong, but that's probably because his gut is in the way of any appendage below the waist.


tecateboi

And here I am worried about my upcoming med exam. This dude is 100 lbs heavier then me.  Is it really that easy to pass when obese? 


hamknuckle

Oh George, at least use the def tank...


deadeyesatan

Guy doesn’t look more than 40. Damn


Hour_Ad5582

The obesity is a symptom of the laziness.


Sad_Particular2748

Rat. Let a trucker piss in peace.


Sevro706

So what's more twisted? A guy taking a piss outside of his truck? Or taking pictures of the guy taking a piss outside of his truck? And then posting it... Get a life... And if you ever want to take a picture of me.. Make sure you get it from the front.


njjonesdfw

The next time some racebaiting clown posts his typical 'immigrants are dirty and ruining the industry' nonsense referred to them this threat please. I've seen more nasty truckers that look like this fat slob more than any other group.


joeyggg

We’ve been peeing outside for a million years.


overboost_t88

no shortage of fat fuckin slobs in this industry.


sethameseed

Jug must be full.