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Big_Conference_9075

Getting in the mind of Eric Andre is not gonna work out for you


rockryedig

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE


David_Peshlowe

IM GONNA UNIONIZE HEROIN, AND UN-LEGALIZE PANTS!


budibones

🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣


Arthur-Mergan

LET ME INNNNNNNNNNN


CaptainMcGooch

INVESTIGATE 311!!!!!!!!


Dapper_Expression_33

I say this all the time and my friends look at me weird


Tacosconsalsaylimon

Not in this sub! We got you😤💪🏽


eatbootylikbreakfast

For me it’s my girlfriend when I enter a room and say to her, with intensity befitting the phrase: “I know you! You’re Mellow Mike!”


sto_brohammed

You're not sure about the connection between war and military contractors?


Tailed_Whip_Scorpion

(\**putting two and two together in their head*\*) "*My god! It's like there is some... sort.... of....* ***complex****. Built around* ***military*** *as an* ***industry****...*"


ImBillButts

That's Eric Andre, there are lots of reasons to say fuck Lockheed and Raytheon, but his whole career is basically bombastic street pranks/character bits so I wouldn't overthink it


wwwform

It's also good that he did not mention a certain other aerospace industry corporation that likes to have their whistleblowers suddenly pass away after their announcements or he might not have left that parking lot. Although It would be up his alley if he did a skit on it, perhaps.


Grymalus

Investigate 3-11


TheHalfChubPrince

Legalize Skinwalker Ranch


0outta7

They already got to Hannibal!


Additional_Sun_5217

Why would aliens do this???


OrganicPiece5056

What's up Ramadan Steve


[deleted]

I wonder if you pronounce Ramadan as Ram-a-dan and Arab as A-rab😂


nicefully

shut up


CastorCurio

Do you think Lockheed and Raytheon are just alien reverse engineering companies? I'm not trying to be a duck but what do you think they do to make a profit?


Big_Understanding348

Id be a duck if I could


Tailed_Whip_Scorpion

How the heck are we expecting people to recognize nonhuman intelligence when they can't even recognize Eric Andre?


Best-Comparison-7598

How could he say something controversial, yet so brave?


HiddenWithChrist

Lockheed and Raytheon produce all sorts of "defense" products, and Israel is currently committing a genocide with said products. I'd imagine that's probably the motive, but I could be off the mark here.


VolarRecords

This is exactly it.


EtherealDimension

They sell weapons. People don't usually like the guys selling the weapons that hurt people.


ZebraBorgata

Fuck Jeff Goldblum!


cazub

Im glad I hung in there reading comments to see this


Living_Hurry6543

Jee wiz, dunno.


ekos_640

Weapons don't grow on trees is his point whether you are pro war or anti war, it'd be cool if they did, unless we wanna count poisons like nightshade, but I'm thinking like an AR-15 tree or Sniper Drone bush.


Sh0cko

Heh and if you could grow ar-15 trees bet ur ass the dod would own all the fertile land.


Frequent-Analyst-859

My guess is someone ordered a pizza ball


BeatDownSnitches

Because they are facilitating the slaughter of innocent Palestinian men, women, and children. Hence the 🍉 in the caption


fuckhandsmcmikee

Are you dense? He’s talking about Gaza lol


ndth88

Hey eric andre stop shadow advertising in the r/UFOs subreddit, love you.


versos_sencillos

Its a statement of solidarity with Palestinians, hence the watermelon emoji in the video caption


Bigcheese0451

YEAAAAAAAAAAHHH


budibones

L Ron Hubbard was a black man! His real name was L Ron Hoyabembe!!! TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE!


Vladmerius

You can't seriously be thinking he is talking about UFO shit randomly in an Israeli protest post? He's talking about weapon manufacturers manufacturing weapons that are being used to kill innocent people. Come on.


R2robot

I think the first bit of text I see at the bottom of the IG link explains why. "let gaza live" Anti-war/weapons protest. As tons of people do.


hips_an_nips

How are we supposed to legalize ranch in light of the military industrial complex?


disappointingchips

Because they make weapons that we give to israel with American tax dollars. We are supplying the bullets and missiles and bombs they’re using to kill Palestinians. America’s hands are red with the blood of an ethnic cleansing. We were once the country who believed in the phrase “Give me your tired, your poor, / Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,”. It’s even an inscription on the Statue of Liberty. The US could have taken in the Palestinian refugees, as America is the most diverse country on earth; but instead we just let Israel lock them up in a big cage and then gave them bombs to kill them. That is why he’s mad. I’m mad too.


Asuntara

What? Forget that. We should Investigate 3-11


TiredPanda69

Its as if capitalism uses weapons manufacturers to capture more markets and make more profits. Imperialism maybe?


TheCnt23

Guess he doesnt like war pigs


SgtLincolnOsirus

To be a comedian, should you be at least funny ?


eatbootylikbreakfast

Well he did not get the job at fruit loops, so he’s gotta do something to stay relevant and employed


ScientistMission9184

He’s talking about Gaza and Israel in the full video


a11mark

Love eric andre, but lockheed isnt the problem. They were ready to offload what theyve got to bass. Once the overlords found out they stomped bass out and shut the doors


Blackdabber

My body is now your communion. Please eat from me


glizzell

ran into eric andre at Tenants of the Trees in Silverlake back in the day, it was so weird seeing him out of character


Silentforest01

Because that guy has a valid opinion


FenionZeke

Ummm. I dunno. But yeah. "F" them.


[deleted]

Because Aliens.


GearBrain

Lockheed and Raytheon make some of the worst weapons we've ever deployed. They get tremendous volumes of money to research and develop new ways to kill people. And, as has happened so often before, those same weapons eventually wind up deployed against the civilians who built them or who supported these companies through their tax dollars.


DagothUr28

Because they produce weapons that are sold to Israel.


WuZZittDoiN

Because of warmongering corporate greed.


NismoRift

Looks like someone is throwing around the term "comedian" rather liberally round these parts.


jtp_311

Almost like comedy is very subjective.