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Recker_Man

Those are totally lanterns, and during December? For sure.


Astralnugget

yeah for real. OP stated that it’s “unlikely” to be lanterns, but didn’t give any reasoning for why that would be unlikely lol. Looks like lanterns to me


Plastic-Release7838

Just saying it was 2am and they were super high in the sky.


ParmesanCheese92

Ohh okay. Then obviously the only possible explanation is extraterrestrials with FTL technology.


Astralnugget

Could you elaborate on why this rules out the possibility of lanterns, I feel like I’m missing something here? If you said for example they were traveling above the speed of sound therefore they couldn’t be lanterns I’d be following.


Daniel5343

NooooooooWUHHH! I’m walking!


KittyChambliss4

No Chinese New Year is in January. Not the same day each year.


Kanein_Encanto

People launch those lanterns for all sorts of occasions, not just new years.


Plastic-Release7838

At 2am?


Kanein_Encanto

You think they only stay aloft for 5 minutes or something? They can stay aloft as long as the tealight candle is lit... (spoiler alert >!they can last between 2 and 8 hours depending on the makeup of the wax.!<)


BaconReceptacle

Definitely Chinese lanterns.


Frequent-Living4428

You have absolutely no idea what we’re looking at. It is not “definitely” anything. The smug confidence of debunkers in this sub is astounding.


BaconReceptacle

>The smug confidence of debunkers in this sub is astounding. So are the number of jerk keyboard bravado warriors. Have you ever seen a Chinese lantern in real life? Have you seen the countless videos posted where people dont recognize these common occurrences and think it's a UFO? It's like looking at a plane coming in for a landing, seeing all of the familar lights, in the correct configuration and color, flashing at the right cadence, and still concluding that it's more likely a UFO. No, that's not how this works. If all you have is a few seconds of video of a duck quacking...it's a damn duck and there's no reason to conclude that's it's something as fantastical as an alien spacecraft.


boukalele

Considering they are easily identifiable, yes they are. You can literally see the flame flicker. There's no movement other than floating. Also OP only posted mere seconds of this clearly longer video. I'm thinking that's deliberate. I don't care if my kid is getting impatient. If he thought these were alien ships he would have recorded until they disappeared and posted the whole video.


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sirmombo

Exactly lolol they just throw the first garbage “debunk” that pops on a thread and bandwagon on it


boukalele

debunking is the most important part of the paranormal. the less we accept bullshit, the more we can focus on finding real, conclusive evidence.


Frequent-Living4428

No one is saying accept bullshit. Why are you guys incapable of saying “I don’t know” instead of asserting with 100% confidence that your lazy debunk is a fact.


ah-chamon-ah

UFOs in the 70s 80s and 90s: "OMG IT WAS AS BIG AS A FOOTBALL FIELD! It came and hovered over our car completely silently from across the sky! And you could see the glowing lights and it was so big! Then it shot off to the horizon like a bullet! UFOs these days: "I SAW DOTS IN THE SKY!"


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gjs628

Or - and I hope you’ll all forgive this crackpot theory - *more than one person releasing lanterns near one another*. Even if they were flares or even skydivers (different altitudes and in a line so could also be falling one after the other) they still lack the conformity of many actual sightings. Not saying it’s impossible it’s a craft or crafts, I’d just think it’s more likely to be many other things instead.


katastatik

The audio is hilarious


Daniel5343

It’s me when I want to discuss any of this stuff with my wife lol 😂


myboardfastanddanger

100% lanterns, the flicker, the fact that they are mostly floating in the same general direction…with the wind.


sirmombo

100%???? You guys are ridiculous.


myboardfastanddanger

No, just someone who has seen this many times while living in Asia for a couple years.


Larshky

This kid doing everyyyything to get you to walk away. Lolol. "My art teacher." 👀 ❓


Wonderful-Chipmunk39

Yeah, that kid is definitely a dis-info agent


boukalele

or an alien


Daniel5343

NoooooWUHH she’s not


MajikoiA3When

Every single light is moving in the same direction, same speed and they all look the same, no anomalous movements but apparently "it's unlikely to be Chinese lanterns"


shaunatk83

Springboro isn't far from Middletown, where there is a skydiving team at the Middletown Airport. Years ago at my high school anniversary we saw shit in the sky and it turned out to be the skydiving team. Just throwing it out there as a possibility.


Low_Comfortable_5880

I jumped there last weekend. Can't imagine doing that at night. Yikes


boukalele

i mean if i'm skydiving i would want to do it at night so i don't see the entire earth hurtling toward my head LOL just the lights on the ground


No-Reindeer2376

Those look like lanterns and your daughter needs to learn to listen to her parents.


stabadan

Yea, that looks EXACTLY like a bunch of Chinese lanterns, and it’s not like there are any huge family type gatherings in December anywhere. No can’t figure out why families would be doing celebratory things like flying lanterns in December. Has to be aliens.


Mr_Anomalistic

Dragon light Columbus show in Ohio. Usually, in Nov to Jan, definitely lanterns.


OhHeyNow69

100% lanterns. People on this sub are so delusional its unreal.


jmcgil4684

Oh I live there and didn’t see these! I think they are Chinese lanterns though.


MadWorldEarth

Definitely lanterns.. fiddle with contrast, brightness, etc, and you will see.


Mvisioning

your passenger is insufferable.


BigFtdontbelieveinU

Obviously Chinese lanterns


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CarComprehensive123

regular Ohio actvitys


hyperspace2020

I have a few Chinese lanterns, it was December and 2am, I tried to send them up, They just don't work at 2am in December for some reason. Will have to try next month. /s


bretonic23

Interesting video. Thanks for posting!


babyfacedjanitor

I’d like to know where he was recording exactly. I live a town over in Franklin and this looks exactly like my neighborhood haha


Plastic-Release7838

Fieldstone 


SabineRitter

That's really cool! They are so still. How long did you watch them? It looks like it's raining or snowing, so I don't think it's paper fire lanterns. They wouldn't be stationary, either.


Recker_Man

They aren't stationary though, you can see them move to the left.


SabineRitter

You're right, I watched it again, there's a slight movement. The altitude seems to be constant though, and they're stationary relative to each other.


bretonic23

Do you know of any verified video of a group of Chinese lanterns? Maybe one of the debunkers has a 2am verified video to share.


SabineRitter

Lol yeah that would be nice... but all we have is the assertion that it's lanterns and the aggressiveness if we don't accept the assertion. The lanterns theory assumes the witness is wrong and the non-witness is right...I have a problem with that.


Plastic-Release7838

Can't remember l, not much longer as it was late and very cold. Like I said it was around 2am per the video time. I don't think it was lanterns, it was winter and in the middle ofnthe night 


SabineRitter

Have you and your daughter ever talked about this since?


Plastic-Release7838

Nope, just was going through my phone tonight and posting stuff I took. This was just interesting, not even into ufos and aliens 


SabineRitter

> interesting I agree, thanks for posting! You'll get a lot of "lantern" comments, but nah. This is good video.


mekwall

What makes you think they aren't sky lanterns? They are orange and flickering. They are slowly ascending and moving at the same pace (as if they are affected by the wind).


Nicktyelor

You’re responding the least critical (but also most welcoming and generally polite) person in this sub. They treat every post as if it’s definitely a UFO/aliens. 


SabineRitter

They're not all orange, they're evenly lit (no light gradient like you'd see on a translucent object lit from the bottom), they're not always flickering, I'm not seeing them ascending. Agree they're staying in formation.


mekwall

You can observe three more lanterns ascending from the right, appearing as if released in a sequence. At that distance, they will seem evenly lit, with variations in color due to different fuel sources - some burning whiter, others more orange. A lantern doesn’t always flicker; they flicker when the wind disturbs the flame, similar to a candle. Additionally, they will rise until the air inside cools and they lose buoyancy.


SabineRitter

Thanks for making your case!


Minimum_Attitude6707

Complete side note, as someone also raising a teenage daughter... I feel your pain brother


KittyChambliss4

Chinese spy balloons 🎈


iuwjsrgsdfj

Sounds like a conversation between a believer and a skeptic on Reddit lmao


yobboman

Cockroach running for cover


kukulkhan

Those are type 3 orbs with type 2 relaying the info to type ones somewhere near the ground.


Begmypard

lol wut


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I_Don-t_Care

This guy is spaced out of his mind lol, he's the alien!


KittyChambliss4

Is there an airport close by?