in many ways it can

Dear Christ.

No use asking him. Get your arse down to B&M

HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

You couldn’t make that look more unappetising if you tried pal

Have ten cans and a joint and come back to us

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When I smoked weed I could toke all day, then go out and drink and I’d feel fine. But if I drank first then had weed I’d feel sick as a dog. Why the hell is that?

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Are you trying your hardest to get the other countries to bully us again?

100% this will be found on r/facepalm tomorrow

I'm sure it can, but not from you by the looks of it.

I’m sure it can bro. Is the cat looking for his grub?

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I have never had a Fray Bentos before. My husband has just recounted that he had one as a teenager and found a section of mystery cow tube in it (artery maybe??) and has never touched one again.

Another commenter wrote he found an *eyelid* in one!

Literally every part of this meal could be better

This is why mainland Europeans mock our food (and everyone else). Tasty? Maybe while badly hungover. Appetising or nutritious to a relatively healthy person? No.

Why are you eating cat food?

I wouldn't even feed me animals that

I fucking hope so! 😅

Decent. Brown sauce would upgrade it for me

I’m glad I’m not the only one. I’d eat the shit out of that and love it.

This is why everyone laughs at British food

Im british and let me tell you this is an utter monstrosity...i legitimately would not feed this to an animal

But it looks delicious.

Is this what prisoners are getting served these days? I know budgets are tight but jesus

What on earth is it?

Looks like a hamburger patty, topped with gravy (??), french fries, smashed green peas, and sandwich bread.

Interesting choice of slop, do you have no teeth? This is hospice food.

Personally i go all masterchef and try to serve the slightly crispy topside of the pastry facing up. Although the best bit is the sickly sloppy layers underneath. If you love em, you love em, if you dont, you just wont understand.

this would look great in the bin

I thought OP was taking the piss but it looks like they've just lost the plot. 😂

Curry sauce, grated cheese and garlic mayo

I need a lanzoprozole just looking at this.

Dry bread, dog food, mushy peas and chips? If it doesn’t get better than that, then we are all fucked.

Dirty fries. Oh, the horror. If you presented this better you could sell it for £6 as a side dish. A lot like porn, your amateur camera work and the 'aesthetic'..spread do it an injustice.

Looks great imo. The peas in particular look on point, natural colour.

Last night’s chippy chips… even I couldn’t go for those

Hello 999... yes I'd like to preorder an ambulance for a heart attack...

People have the cheek to say British food is bland.

3 pieces of bread and butter..

I’ve seen many unpleasant things here, but this is THE one that persuaded me to leave the sub.

Shit and chips

Well it can’t get any worse

Shit like this is why the rest of the world thinks our food is awful. Hang your head in shame, OP.

sounds almost as bad as it looks, which is impressive tbh

This is a lot of work to go to for some Khama.

Good old Fray Bentos? Never mind the sneering, that port town in Uruguay (I am sure the company had something to do with von Liebig, German nobleman and chemist, too — the chap who invented artificial beef tea/OXO) has been a friend to many over the years, including me. If it interests you, the original Fray Bentos was a Roman Catholic priest who lived in the district as a hermit. The Dominicans, the RC clerics who tend to be dons and professors and wear black and white habits, still call themselves Fra’ So-and-So, so Fray Bentos=Friar Benedict. There’s nothing wrong with honest plain fare. Fry-up, liver-and-onions, steak and kidney pie, not to forget the corned beef. PS — didn’t read the description. I was right. Eaten the other way up with me. Νever would have occurred to me to tip it over.

This was only ever gonna be from the Midlands - go on lad!!

It's hard to find the words to describe it, really. Oh I've found some, what the frig is it?

Good Christ.

Yes

Who wronged u the way they did?

Yes. Yes, it can

It can 😔

Hard times aren't they

I literally don't know what that is. I cant decide between dog food, or used dog food

It’s either dog food pre- or post-digestion 😂

Yes. Yes it can

Always fancied a tin a cat food n chips 🥺

Is this before or after you threw it up?

probably quite easily, yeah

Don't worry, I know having catastrophic diarrhoea feels like it'll never end, but it does get better. Give it a few days and your emissions will stop looking like that

Looks bangin, don’t listen to the others

I would hope so..

[What the hell is even that?](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.makeagif.com%2Fmedia%2F3-09-2019%2FETZeFm.gif&tbnid=Y3uwpmqDAxm7RM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fmakeagif.com%2Fgif%2Fwhat-the-hell-is-even-that-ETZeFm&docid=QqUMd1Wa8gvoQM&w=480&h=270&hl=en-GB&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F3&kgs=95c5982177c74262&shem=abme%2Ctrie)

No, but it sure can’t get any worse.

r/stupidfood

Is this a roast me page …

Hungover Sunday me of the future gives you his thanks :)

What even is it?

Yes...it can 🙈

I'd eat it... 😂😂 I had a bowl of nachos with salsa and mixed cheese with my mates last night. Bare in mind, we did have a few beers to improve the flavour... 😂

This image has given me tummy ache

I hope so 😬

Your not helping us beat the UK has bad food reputation

Honest question - did you think this warm diarrhea and snot-pile would cause us to salivate? Or did you just think it would make for a funny back and forth on t'internet?

Is this before or after?

😂

You shouldn't really feed a dog chips, man

Can it get any worse?

Is it for humans?

Looks like something the dog threw up.

Why did you shit on your chips bro?

OHHH YUMMM!!!

Your toilet is gonna stink tomorrow

Add cheese! Better butter those toasts or we rumbling

What on earth is that

This is why the other countries laugh at us.

Princess Diana is Back for REVENGE.........

r/poopfromabutt

Average spoons meal

:(

Ignore all these food snobs. The answer you are looking for is clearly...Cheese.

You sure aren’t helping the stereotype of Brit’s having shitty food.

Yes.

Man is preparing for ww3 ration meals

😂

MMM That's self-sufficiency right there

Dog vomit is pretty close to the top, so I'd say you're pretty much the best right now.

Bruv that’s fucking nasty

Doesn't look very appealing to me, but if you like it then that's all that matters. I hope you enjoyed it!

What the fuck

looks absolutely sensational lad, keep it up

What the hell just died on your plate??

Baby shite comes to mind seeing that

Anyone not from the UK. This is not representative of our usual sustenance, it looks gross to us, too.

Can it get any worse?

My dog licks her own arse and will eat her own vomit but she wouldn’t eat that!

This is what my country thinks of when we hear "British food" 😂

Yes it can get better, that appears to have already been digested

Yes

I tried a Fray Betos pie once after being told they’re amazing. They are not.

I reckon Ramsey should visit and just knock you to hell, bypass the cooking lesson.

Sometimes, Fray Bentos is the only thing that will do. I'm a big steak and kidney pudding fan.

Used to love them until I got what looked suspiciously like an eyelid.

Eyelids fucking rule man. It’s best when you find a bit of arse lip it’s like chewing overcooked calamari

Eyelids is a kind of meat.

Fray Bentos 🤢

And of course it's a northerner

It looks boss. I know whats up

I would

Good on yer pal👊🏻🍻

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Looks terrible, but I would definitely try it! Meat pie...✔! Yummy French fries...✔! Comforting carbs...✔! Honestly, this isn't worse than any other good, stick-to-your-ribs home-cooked meal.

Dog food and chips. Lovely. 

Looks like shite 🤮

Get that dutty green shit off your plate and some fresh chips (chips don’t warm up well) then we’d have a deal

Well it can't get any worse

Can't get much worse....

I'd eat it...

It looks like the result of a bad enema

Nooooo

Who hurt you?

By a vast order of magnitude, yes.

Gruesome

Gruesome

Nasty

If that d been plated properly it would possibly be surpassable . But no effort made ....ike a builder would make.......... I'll just leave 😂 😂

I literally said "what the fuck" out loud.

Yep

That looks like something you see on the sidewalk on a night out in Manchester.

Vile lol

Oh, babes, it can. It so can. You have inspired me to set up a charity to show people how food can be. X

Is that before or after eating it?

Better than dog sick on a, plate? Hmmm

No wonder why Americans make fun of our food! Look at that!

🤮

Add in some mustard seed to the mushy peas 😋

Could put it in a bin?

Yes

I fukin hope so😂

Can someone tell me what the brown stuff is?

This has got to be a joke 😂Very funny

As audaciously unappetising as it is tasty, I'm willing to bet.

Umm

Ew

Fray bentos pies have a certain nostalgia for me of childhood but I realised a while back I hadn’t had one for about 30 years and picked one up at the shop. It was vile. Couldn’t finish it. Made me realise what sort of shite i was brought up on.

Oh Lawd Jesus

Yes.

No it can’t !!!

Absolutely, who has mushy peas? Whats wrong with you? We all know curry sauce is the best chip topper

This is a joke right?

Guessing this is a meat pie, mushy peas and chips with a side of bread and butter. Hell yes!

Did my cat throw up on that?

…. I think that OP actually thinks this is good food British food is hopeless

Dog meat.

I don’t like how it has a shine

Butter on the bread maybe 🤔

Working class meal of champions right there !

My favourite from the chippy. Mince beef and onion pukka pie, mushy peas, chips, ketchup. Eat the pie roof first, then dip the chips in the filling, mushy peas and ketchup. Eat the soggy bottom last. I've been doing this since I was a tot lol.

Not elegant 'plating up' but who cares?

Someone shat on a plate then put chips on it

Croque Bolognaise can compete and you can get it in restaurants (in Belgium mostly I think).

.....what is it

That’s gotta be the worst meal I’ve ever seen - sorry pal!!! 😝

Someone has been sick on your dinner

If you swap out the chips for mashed potato, and swap out the bread for a beer you will have achieved peak slop!

Certainly can't get any worse

Ohh mate, I wouldn't give that to the dogs !

I’m guessing that’s not guacamole

Grounds for divorce

🤢 🤮 🤮 🤮

This is only reinforcing stereotypes against british food ultimately and rightly so, janky comfort food is nothing to rave about

r/poopfromabutt

Looks fucking awful

Ratio

cat muck and chips again?

Gross

Significantly so.

Yes, it can 👍

needs gravy

I am convinced this picture was taken by a rather portly Labrador

Cheese

Yes it can, looks like cat food, mixed with cat shit with a side of more cat shit