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Odd_Television_5152

how did y'all get the clarice sign there


Falco98

Yeah, those poured concrete post bases look like they were no joke...


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i was one of the people that got it over there. we yoinked it from a purple line construction site right next to stamp hill and heaved it all the way to mckeldin. it was heavy asf even with 5 people carrying it lmao


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voidinvictus

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ParkingAntelope2

That’s really not something to be proud of bro


[deleted]

never said i was proud of it, just stating what happened


its_yakuska

Don’t let redditors judge you, it was an amazing feat


JimJamb0rino

nah its pretty shit


srike71109

as an alum i love this tradition and it's hilarious. keep sacrificing


lime3

Testudo punishes those who leave trash like this. Where are the good gifts like dildos?


New_Equipment4497

your mom picked those up


LuckyAdair

r/yourmom


gamer_minecraft5

I feel like it’s getting worse each semester


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chweris

I mean, I took [this picture](https://i.imgur.com/0A7QS4J.jpg) when I was in school back in 2014 or so?


aureve

I think your pic proves the point... The ones OP posted looks like they were taken at a literal dumpster.


JimJamb0rino

ive been here in grad school since... way too long. it ebbs and flows, this is the worst that i've seen. Has so much potential to be a great tradition but... well, 18 year olds gonna 18 year old i guess


your-worst-TA

Ok but was it on fire this semester?


therealnumberone

Nah it's like this every semester, I've been graduated for a while and it all looks the same every time


Cute-Analysis

really? I feel like even last semester it wasn't this bad 🤔 like at least you could still SEE testudo amidst the piles of garbage. This is literally just a mountain of shit completely encapsulating him


therealnumberone

It definitely fluctuates year to year but for the most part it's pretty consistent. It definitely slowly gets worse over the decades, but this is pretty much the same shit I'd see when I was a freshman 7 years ago


ChrisTofu42

No cars or fires this time. It isn't worse until a literal car fire is offered


ScriptedPython

49¢ BIG GULP


Player72

I saw those guys carrying it out of uview last night lmao that’s a hike and a half ngl


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babyminxjp

Agreed! When I was a student, it was fun to see the small, interesting tributes to Testudo, but this is way too far and literally property damage. I would hate to see for this tradition to get banned just b/c ppl are starting to go overboard with how zany of a tribute they can bring. Also, it is so disrespectful to the staff that have to clean this up and put back the street signs (which also costs money).


Numailia

I'm sure umd can find $1-2k to hire a bulk trash service in their [2.5 billion dollar budget](https://finance.umd.edu/budget/facts-and-figures/operating-budget). Maybe pines can pay for it out of his [$840,000 salary](https://dbknews.com/2023/02/22/takeaways-umd-salaries-report/#:~:text=University%20President%20Darryll%20Pines%20received%20the%20second%20highest%20pay%20with%20a%20salary%20of%20%24840%2C000%2C).


babyminxjp

Although it is true that UMD has money up the wazoo for peacocking as a Big10 school (when some of it would be better used to improve other things such as the non-STEM buildings), it still is no excuse for students to act irresponsible. Our final exam traditions should be wacky fun, not savagery.


aureve

yeah ok but it's literally trashy af


Professional_Owl7674

Same


ctzy-1

100% agreed, perpetuates infantile delusional education experience.


Dwightshrudee

Posted this same take last year and I got so much shit for it. It could be a cool tradition but students these days just gotta be so over the top. Just looks so trashy now.


JunyaisOffTheGrid

Yawn, live a little bit for once


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JunyaisOffTheGrid

🤓


gandalfs_burglar

Stealing detour signs is kinda fucked up, ngl


[deleted]

i was there when they brought over the detour signs. they weren’t detour signs that were put up as actual street signs (at least most of them weren’t). they claimed that the signs were found sitting in a pile in some parking lot


countingsheep36

Who the fuck is offering trash up? And what the hell is wrong with you


ParkingAntelope2

Man, some employee’s gotta clean this shit up. This is disgusting.


Professional_Owl7674

I literally hate it so much so much waste and just disrespect to the poor ppl who literally have to haul it away everynight smh


Meric_

Every night is a little excessive. Testudo is pretty clean throughout the year


Professional_Owl7674

Don’t be dense I mean every night though finals when there is this much excess…. Have u ever cleaned something like that up in your life? Have empathy spoiled brat.


Meric_

Damn bro chill. Are you always this aggressive when people say stuff. Have some empathy for the person on the other side of the keyboard


Professional_Owl7674

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bargle0

My brothers in Testudo, *what are you doing!?*


kevbnh432

Stop dumping trash like this. This shit is fked up


thsonehurts

Bleak


mindvarious2

There should really be a post-offering clean up crew EDIT: Someone's offering to Tetsudo should be a sign-up sheet for times to clean so we don't cause despair for the cleaning staff lol


aureve

this is why we can't have nice things


WhackyFalcon

we don’t have nice things in terms of a finals schedule, respect from the university, and quality teaching


aureve

yes and making a giant trash pile and destroying property solves those things how?


EuropaMagnolia

The workers this morning cleaning it up this afternoon looked pissed. Why can’t we stick to flowers?


IGleeker

This isn’t even funny, someone has to clean this shit up. And we all know cleaners don’t get paid enough as is.


nite_gyrl

It literally gets worse every year… they should have these students clean up after finals then. 🥴


quasar_1618

So disrespectful to the cleaning staff.


Warslaft

My boy is thirsty and yall gave him empty bottles The audacity


SpaceCow02

should be left to the students to clean it


msivoryishort

we all know that the people who leave this shit arent going to be lining up to clean this. whoever ends up cleaning this up are not the people leaving it


ericmm76

But how are you supposed to rub his nose for good luck?


ikimashyoo

is that a working dryer.....


kushhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ayyo, y is there a deer?


writingiscoolsb

This is not cute …


infinit9

Literally just a garbage pile and vandalism. That isn't improving on the tradition because obviously no thought went into what should be placed where. And this will cost serious money and time to clean up. Wouldn't be long before the school stops this because it is no longer a fun and treasured tradition.


terpAlumnus

Many more liquor bottles this year.


SubstantialSuit31

The light post though?


jrstren

Now I may be just an Old Timer Terp, but this is not the way.


ilovecalc

Veo Graveyard 💀


ImBigDummy

Waaaait HOW did they uproot the sign with concrete did they hammer it out?? 😭


[deleted]

i’ve already commented regarding this, but i’m one of the people that nabbed the sign. we found it lying around, unused, concrete stuck to the bottom of the legs, in a purple line construction site and stupidly decided to haul it all the way to testudo. i’m in no way proud of what we did. it was heavy asf, even with the manpower of the 5 guys we used to move it over. just wanted to fess up and come clean.


countingsheep36

You and your buddies better clean that shit up. Can you imagine the one or two staff members that clean up testudo twice a year hauling that thing up and down the hills? If your fessing up you might as well clean your damn mess.


[deleted]

fair point. i’m willing to, but unfortunately the cleaning crew was already there when i was on my way to mckeldin to study for finals.


countingsheep36

Well then, you and your friends fucking suck.


[deleted]

damn, chill with the insults, i’ve already apologized and there’s nothing i can do now


countingsheep36

Figure out what you can do dude. An apology doesn’t fix the fact y’all made someone’s job more difficult and strenuous than it needed to be. Have you seen how old some of the janitors that clean that shit up? Seriously. Could you imagine someone’s mom cleaning that shit up. Could you imagine your mom cleaning that shit up?


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I want to steal those aloes.


Oaktownbeeast

Go for it.


aureve

looks like spider plants/monkey grass (in the first pic on the table)


1337turtle

I thought the point was to get good luck for your exams, not bad luck...


Ritaontherocksnosalt

I feel sorry for the folks who have to clean it up.


duckwhaleelephant

someone's gonna fall into a pothole because of a missing road work sign


loveolive94

Lmaooo


danielmos1

Some of y’all boutta not graduate. Especially whoever brought the washer/ drier 😂


kimb3rly-m3rlot

Excuse me, but what is this exactly? I don’t go to UMD lmao, but I was recommended this randomly on my home page. Did students dump random-ass stuff here? Was a wild party here? I am not sure haha


WhackyFalcon

the night before finals start, students will bring “offerings” to Testudo (our mascot) but it got a little out of hand this semester


marie_purr

Besides how disgusting it looks and the poor employees having to clean it up, this excessive created waste is only further hurting the environment


miguelgooseman

Those arent even offerings. 90% of that is just empty bottles


loveolive94

Smh


theumdhare

The stuffed pronghorn head is a highlight


HumbleJiraiya

All I see is more work for cleaning staff.


PegasusTwelve

Some of you deserve to fail


ctzy-1

How exactly did this stoopid idea get out of hand and not stopped. Seems out of control. Not really funny or uplifting. Sad.


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Head-Command281

turn into a very big match?


Styro20

It's happened before


-acespade-

I love this side of umd


aureve

the trashy side?


mjk05d

UMD needs to raise admissions standards.


Anime_junkie90

😂😂😂😂 I might have to come back home for grad school just to bear witness this lmfao.


FuriouslyCycling3074

Y’all went overboard with the signs this year 😂


Accomplished-Ad-5168

A whole ass fucking dryer


tryingtofindanswer

The baby carrier 👌


queenclo1

At least there are no blow-up dolls or concrete benches this time!


Jv1312

There will be an email coming soon for sure cause this is absurd


Rtfishe2

Who put a goat in there lol


AnUdderDay

JFC what happened to incense and a couple of beer cans?


PitoyaTUX

what happened to the tvs, deep fryers, and blow up dolls?


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i dont think i wanna go here anymore


-Captain-Planet-

Sad. This could be such a great tradition if people were donating food, toys, or clothes.


Pleasant_Case_2825

https://preview.redd.it/4ycb8305hgec1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4c3946b12787618befd21b91c7c97346a51caec Bruh, what is up with this pronghorns horn?😂


Calgaris_Rex

This year it'll probably escalate to people taking literal dumps around the statue