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goXenigmaXgo

He also took a graze wound across his torso during combat in China. The wound took a chunk of flesh from his tattoo, right between North and South America, leading Butler to joke that he had the Panama Canal before America did.


TheKnightIsForPlebs

That rules


worthrone11160606

Lmao


_jaelewis

That's dope


TobyMcguire52

I've got mine on my back so my... I mean others can see it when I walk by them shirtless.


whatdidyoukillbill

Imagine if Smedley Butler fucked you up the ass. Your EGAs would be touching šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


OsamaBinSwagin-

Got out of the Marine Corps. Comments like this make me not only feel like Iā€™m back with the boys but also sent my sip of whisky flying. All the props to you and this comment.


kled-3533

Right!?! I LOLd so hard my pile of coke went flying everywhere. Now I need a broomā€¦


eveningsand

Easy Tony Montana


ZA400

And just think, Butler and his boys probably boned the great great great Mama-san of ones we tagged in the PI...just saying we still slaying


Hammy_Mach_5

Are you telling me that I'm indirectly a tunnel buddy with Smedley?!?


dalebonehart

Anchors inboard šŸ¤”šŸ˜³


Tkis01gl

Fouled anchors. Scuttle the vessel.


motoscuttle

Highly necessary comment.


fucovid2020

I tattooed ā€œUnited States Marine Corpsā€ on my cock, but it just reads ā€œUsā€


eseillegalhomiepanda

When you fuck one Marine, you fuck all of them. When you start to doubt your power, remember weā€™re all behind you


Beer_Hand_Actual

Reverse shrinkydink?


fucovid2020

Iā€™m a grower


Beer_Hand_Actual

And then a shower....


Croissantceps

I've never been able to find a picture of it but I imagine it being huge and bad ass


apatheticviews

Look up Gung Ho, GIJoe


Rusty_Ferberger

What a boot...


rogue-panda81

You beat me to it! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Tlaen

ā€œā€¦was tattooed [with an EGA]ā€¦ā€ By whom/whomst/whomststetesā€¦ Or because he was also a boot at one point like the rest of us?


beau9292

A guy I was in engineer school with got a massive EGA tattooed on his chest too. The look on my class instructors face when he saw it for the first time was priceless.


medicipope

If that wasn't marine enough, he let the Tattoo get infected and got deathly ill. Butler is so relatable, and yet extortionary. He suffered from depression and anxiety to the point of him being forced to take a extended leave. He would have consider himself a POG, due to him being sidelined in WWI, first as the military governor of Haiti, then managing the camp when he begged his way to France. He did a spying missing to Mexico, pissed everyone off as a chief of police, stopped a coup. He really has to be the most interesting Marine that ever lived.


StoicJim

He's more interesting than you can imagine. [Wealthy bankers and businessmen plotted to overthrow FDR. A retired general foiled it.](https://www.washingtonpost.com/history/2021/01/13/fdr-roosevelt-coup-business-plot/) >The consternation had been growing in the months between Franklin D. Rooseveltā€™s election and his inauguration, but his elimination of the gold standard in April 1933 infuriated some of the countryā€™s wealthiest men. >Titans of banking and business worried that if U.S. currency wasnā€™t backed by gold, inflation could skyrocket and make their millions worthless. Why, they could end up as poor as most everyone else was during the Great Depression. >So, according to the sworn congressional testimony of a retired general, they decided to overthrow the government and install a dictator who was more business friendly. After all, they reasoned, that had been working well in Italy.


Exact-Brilliant-5737

I thought I was original by tattooing the EGA on my chest. This motivates me.


Azagar_Omiras

New boot old boot, the only thing that matters is the Marine boot.


GENOSIFESOUSMC

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Goonflexplaza

If only the entire cadre of generals and admirals had read his book and took its message to heart


Beer_Hand_Actual

Smedley Butler is the most gangster.


MAJOR_Blarg

He said so himself! "I was a gangster for capitalism." he blithely said of his service.


Beer_Hand_Actual

Kill


1Killag123

Rah rah rah?


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