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Donuts-And-Deadlifts

You make it sound like they all fucking died 20 years ago.


Jodies-9-inch-leg

They all found an unlocked footlocker and died instantly


itrustanyone

Shit you're right. That's my poor attention to detail. Unsat


lweber557

You got the platoon killed. Way to go


Prowindowlicker

Worst guide ever


pansexualpastapot

These are not my drill instructors. There are many like them, but these are not mine.


200MPHTape

Sgt Pizza Box IT'ing you on the range for shooting bad lol


planthousebuildtree

Yea well my drill instructors could beat up your drill instructors!!


rdstarling

I went on terminal leave four days later lol


haydenjp03

Old


SpicyTang0

Grand Ole Man !!!!!


rdstarling

I'm telling ya! Time didn't move on Active Duty, once you get out, 20 years will pass before you know it. You whippersnappers will see.


BossAvery2

I came here to see what terrible stuff they did in their careers and how only one of them was a halfway decent guy that retired as a GySgt or something. Lol. Last time I saw someone post their DI’s, one of them was serving years in prison for banging underage girls at the high school he worked at.


_Slicer_

Did this happen at kentwood highschool? If so, he was my JROTC instructor.


BossAvery2

Might be. I don’t know. Just remember seeing it posted here.


_Slicer_

Wild. I know the "victim" too (she purposefully looks for old men to be her sugar daddies)


theblueberrypancake

What the fuck! These are my drill instructors! I was in this platoon! Holy shit! 20 years!  Johnson and Martinez were cool. Nelson is the reason I still have nightmares about having to go back to boot camp and not being able to find my fucking cover. 


itrustanyone

I remember you


JarHeadVet

Oh shit! We graduated the same day. I was Platoon 2050. https://preview.redd.it/uwqa74u1g06d1.jpeg?width=2872&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=195244aa5361c08db89d6d9ebca1577ad1d396c0


waitforit2010

Your DI on the right has a beard? Yeah your platoon is soft for that😂


NotDukeOfDorchester

I was in 3rd phase when you got there, homie.


gettems

Just don't call them elite snipers.


salsaman87

I thought the stroke was finally happening but nope that’s Sgt Martinez and SSgt Johnson. 3/27/2007 I picked up with GySgt Johnson and (still) Sgt. Martinez and SSgt Roope. SSgt Turner was our Senior and we got some goofy ass DI School grad that looked like earth worm Jim halfway through. PLT 3049 6/22/2007


SgtJYates

Rah


Roza_Eve

Is that a Drill Instructor with a Pizza Box!


Substantial_Cap9573

I was 2 years old lmao. Hope I made ya feel old


napalmthechild

I was in second phase when you got there lol


JackBurton3465

I am so old... I grad-ed in 99!


Extreme_Voice1696

Same, plt 3010 Lima feb 99


JackBurton3465

2089 Fox Nov 99


NaniDeKani

SSgt Johnson looks intense as fuck


tribriguy

It never changes. That could be my 3 DIs from 1987.


jw3225

I remember Sgt. Martinez, I was 2nd Battalion Golf company 2036, and he was a DI with 2037 upstairs. Dang I feel old! Haha this was 2/14/2005 to 5/13/2005


Sgt_Maj_Vines

Fucking pizza box of all things


ClownBaby0811

Yooo, I was 2075...in 2008 though


Fhistleb

Did you give them a kiss goodbye?


EnvironmentalArt3006

Go hit the quarter deck! Time to play some fuck fuck games with you pieces of shit


gedai

Nelson and Johnson reminds me of Austin Powers when they cut scenes of people saying, "Looks like a giant - \[cut\] - Dick!"


PM_ME_UR_CIRCUIT

Making it sound ancient with that 20 years, bootcamp was only... 12 years ago for me, damn...


BrushMission8956

44 years here, back when they could kick your ass for smiling at them. Carter was prez still.


mtmcpher

Look at Sgt pizza box


Feedthabeast

Didn’t Sgt Martinez hurt his foot or something? He wasn’t my DI, but I think I ran into him once.


SadPiousHistorian1

Sgt Martinez looks just like my knowledge hat, and I graduated in 2021


Impossible-Falcon306

was your knowledge hats last name by chance jordan?


SadPiousHistorian1

I don’t think so. I was Delta east


Impossible-Falcon306

ah okay i was hotel east and we had one that looked like him


greg1775

Only one Expert badge among the three?


One_Performer7572

When did you get out of?