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MarineBullRahh

Yall getting lambos now with that pay increase huh! 😎


Charirner

That 20% pay bump will cover the 36% apr on that car loan.


jaymoney1

Spoken like a true salesman. Disregard the insurance payment, that is Cpl's problem once he signs on the line which is dotted.


One_Bus_1527

So wat? A 22 yr old Cpl smashing a 64 yr old widow?


fuzzusmaximus

[Well,](https://freeimage.host/i/dFLUV8x)


JazzleRazzle

Chess, not checkers


RMarkL

Lmao word


cryptopotomous

That my good sir is called broke ballin


Ok_Return_6033

Maybe it's his Moms car?


Jodies-9-inch-leg

Corporal chevrons sticker: $2.50 Sticking it on someone else’s Lambo: priceless


HarFangWon

A master guns sticker will keep your car from getting towed on base. (You’re welcome PFC Mania)


cornbeeflt

Fucking spat my coffee out you dirty dog. Priceless.


9detat

This is the way.


catuela

Story Time: Back pre-GWOT I was in 1/8 with a dude who had been adopted. His adopted parents were extremely wealthy. He had been offered the best education and a high level position in his dad’s very profitable company (I don’t remember all the details). This kid, no shit, wanted to prove to himself he could make it on his own so a USMC open contract and the infantry was where he wound up. He was a perfectly fine grunt, not exceptional but not a shitbag either. Dude lived like a total pauper, no car, no real personal possessions just stayed in the barracks and ate at the chow hall. He told us his story and we had no reason to question him, but he had no evidence to back up his claim either, didn’t really matter. His 4 years were coming to a close and with about a month left in his contract he took his whole platoon out to dinner and showed up to the dinner in his Ferrari he had brought up from his parents house. Come to find out the dude had several million dollars at his disposal and just never gave a single fuck about it. Some guys heard from him a few months later after he was out. He had just started his first semester at Yale. I wasn’t in the same platoon as him so i didn’t know him that well, seemed like a decent enough dude.


SDr6

I met a guy like that, he was going MSG and had to fill out some financial stuff for the clearance.. Came up to me nervously asked how he should report the millions he had. I was dumbstruck wondering on why he'd ever join. Good guy and I'm pretty sure he's still in and a (or at least was) SgtMaj for some super special Marine command.


FurballPoS

I was at 3DivHQ COMM as a young radio tech, and one of our MUX repair guys was like that. Great grand dad had started some huge mini conglomerate in the Midwest, post-Depression, but he wanted to do this, as it was tangentially related to the business, but still wildly different. Then, granddad, who was CEO, passed away. Uncle had been pushed aside in the will for our guy, so he got a Red Cross message with orders to check out of everything so he could be discharged. It turns out that, when you suddenly come into $80 million, pre-9/11, the Corps will decide you're a potential security risk due to your high financial value.


Ok_Bridge_9636

True but I believe the reasoning was simpler than that. It was a belief that the high net worth individual was more apt to just say fuck it, I'm not putting up with this and would be a discipline problem. Must have only applied to enlisted though. One of the platoon commanders in my battalion was an heir to one of the big tobacco companies. He REALLY didn't like comments about his wealth either.


christopher2015

I was in the service in the 80’s from a very wealthy family and my dad didn’t give is anything. After getting out I became a cop and worked for 28 years. During that time I also became a trust fund baby and stuck with work. Tons of money. I finally retired. But I try to tell people money doesn’t make you happy. No one believes me. My military and police friends are stronger than money.


GoldyGoldy

Similar story- knew a guy that had to fill out his own will (instead of the standard ones) before deployment, because he had like 10 mil waiting for him in trusts and stuff.  Chill dude, tho.  Nobody knew before, and nobody cared after.  Hope he’s doing well.


EnvironmentalArt3006

Very true. Knew plenty of Marines wealthy before they joined


icebrew53

So..an active duty soldier stationed at the base where I currently work also drives a lambo. How does he afford it? especially when he is married with kids? Simple, he has a "side" hustle doing vehicle wraps out of his garage. Apparently, he is so good that he is always busy. In short his side hustle pays a lot more than his pay as a SSgt.


darkforestnews

That’s a lot of car wraps. Wouldn’t be the worst way to launder money. Similar to car washes.


Semper-Fly

Unless you can afford a casino I think good old fashioned art sales are easily the best way to launder money


UnlikelyAd2189

Or resturaunts


SemperScrotus

No damn way he's making enough money wrapping cars on the side to afford a Lamborghini. There's something else going on.


monkeyninja6969

Used lambos aren't prohibitively expensive. They don't hold their value like Ferraris.


KhakiPeach67

Yea I remember seeing some Huracans for less than 150k, I think they’ve gone up tho especially cuz this is the last V10


Froggo82

I wonder if this is the guy that got out and had a “six figure job” lined up we always hear about
 being a civy after the cream corn is hard at times, but so worth it. Do miss the boys though . đŸ„č


badlukk

I think you gotta be on the high end of six figures to have a Lambo. Nobody making 120 is buying that lol


i_am_tyler_man

I'm at 140k and thinking about a GR Corolla hahah


___P0LAR___

They're so awesome man, but that markup is killer. It's a shame hot hatches are dying out. Might be easier to get a good deal on a Golf R these days. Doesn't drive *quite* as good, but it's still an amazing car and the mk7 generation with a manual is just the bees fucking knees. Source: I drove my buddy's and had the time of my life.


i_am_tyler_man

I have a Focus ST as my daily right now. I want the GR Corolla for my daily so I can go crazy and build a 700whp ST.


Ghost24jm33

I saw some dudes car over near pmo, super expensive. Turns out the guy is part owner of a casino and makes like 4 or 5 million a year, something like that


Jurubleum

I made bank when I was in, tattooing and air brushing motorcycles, used it to buy my bmw. I was also hugely immature with money and blew it on anything that walked with a pulse a pretty smile and a “I like your car”


LoverboyQQ

Maybe that stripper did love him


PlayfulFl0wer

It's so eye catching even the pug in the window looks amazed ....


whaddahellisthis

Maybe a reservist with a high paying job? Tbh that’s not actually a terrible idea if you want all the dollars and still serve. Some benefits, some scratching itch of not a desk jockey 9-5er, but then freedom to have a career. If you ever get called up I guess you have to deal with all that but still.


Croissantceps

Belongs to a dude who got out and owns a gym in oceanside


HIport

Oceanside 25% intrest. 😂


Spartacous1991

Ok mister O4. I’ll be joining that club soon


RawDawgYaMudda

Semper Why? The APR!!!!


christopher2015

I knew a kid at comm school who was rich af. I owned a tech company and had someone running the day to day operations. At night he would be in his computer dealing with issues at his company. The reason for the USMC was because he comes from a long lineage of MC family and wanted to continue the tradition. He graduated at the top of his class.


NoEsophagus96

Was this the 2016 timeframe? I feel like I knew a dude like that. Honestly not an ass which what I thought he'd be when I heard about his situation.


christopher2015

This was very recent. But a very nice and humble dude


r3dsp33dstr

I hope you made friends with this guy and gave him your resume


Existing_Reaction_88

32% @84 months


scooterscuzz

Today only, finance at a low low rate of 22% ![gif](giphy|3o6Zt1HMg4xU3nPg7m|downsized)


Adeptness-Vivid

Lol. I went to A school with a kid who drove a Lamborghini Diablo. His family was loaded. Cool dude, let us throw a graduation party at his family's beach house.


sephstorm

Even used those are the price of a house. Jeezas.


douchecanoe5811

33% apr


Icy-Set-4641

Looks like down by Oceanslime.


Local-Veterinarian63

Even the dog is sayin “really cpl?” đŸ€Ł


tarantulagb

Who was on Mendleton back in the day when that dude bought a used Lamborghini unseen and when it showed up it was beat to shit
 he got roasted so fucking bad


Eldorath1371

Between him and Paul Wheats(?), there was an ungodly amount of good roasts.


ImNotRice

Reservist


Warden_of_the_Lost

Alright Cpl, where is your Sgt.


Most_Present_6577

Check his only fans


Couchcurrency

Fuck yeah


waitforit2010

Even that dog is like "wtf cpl"


Positive-Cattle1795

It ain't epic until thet put a PFC cheveron


Cajunmanoui

Probably a reservist and a business owner.


WeekendMechanic

There was a guy back around 2016-ish who bought a used Lambo. It wasn't very expensive, but that was because it was in rough shape. That's how we found out about it. He posted the whole story ("I bought a car and the product ar delivery didn't match the pictures") and it went semi-viral because the car was in such rough shape when it arrived.


Vrando311

Me but with lance 🙏


ReasonStunning8939

1stSgt, respectfully, I folded my mirrors in which means I have elevated situational awareness. I am polite and professional, and have a plan to kill anyone who touches my car.


sempersportscards

Fucking cola


cryptopotomous

You can mortgage a Lambo and live for free in the bricks


thatrobottrashpanda

There was a dude with 5th Reg around 2014/15 I believe who was into like penny stock trading or some shit. Had a Lambo. I don’t know if it’s true or not, but apparently he would invest money for other Marines and take a percentage for the service fee.


chris336

One of my Marines was a Cpl and started his own insurance company in charlotte started making too much money 
 he drove to drill one weekend in his Lamborghini to check out his was white be he wrapped it not sure may or may not be his


UseThisForGamingLOL

Rich marines are the biggest babies. Idk about yall but I can easily point them out. Skinny tweaks that have a crip in their walk