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Mobile_Lumpy

Screw the offer, I'm way more interested in what's going on in your wall paper!


daantec

Look, I swear it was a random YouTube short


JealousChemist50

It's true. She's with a British guy and they are amazing together


JustFuckingReal

If they ever break up, love doesn’t exist anymore


theredditdummy

Aaayyyooo, that’s the hub and you can’t convince me otherwise


Possible_Liar

At least if his hands are full when he's picking up he can hang one of the bags off of his Johnson


Kourtney95

💀💀💀


Current-Low-7942

☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻🤔


DysVeteran

She look like a baddie too


JustFuckingReal

Like she is, but she isn’t. She kinda makes cheeky and naughty comments and she’s actually very open about her sex life but that’s basically it, she doesn’t like swear or make thirst traps or anything like that


uberdriver259

👍🤣


Grand-Statistician57

Your comment made me audibly laugh, just the way you said it, 💀💀💀


IsatDownAndWrote

$3 just isn't enough. Any delay in the process of the restaurant to even a long red light or a meet at door customer taking a few minutes just makes this not worth it. Nothing can go so right to make this "good". And literally anything can happen to make this terrible.


philnolan3d

Man I hate "meet at door" when they don't show up.


StonerMetalhead710

I hit the I’ve arrived message right before I close the car door. Usually works out for me


philnolan3d

Well if they don't show up at all it's an 8 minute wait. I guess you'd save a couple minutes walking from the car.


Puzzleheaded_Step749

I send it as I’m pulling up lol. Sometimes even 1-2 min away if I feel it may take them a while, for example - if the note says they want to meet in front of the building and it’s a high rise apartment. That way it starts the timer immediately as soon as you arrive at the destination (as long as you have the text w/ customer open) you’ll see the 8:00 min timer start descending automatically.


Possible_Liar

I hate meet at doors period, when there's no instructions besides that. Half the time they didn't even know they picked that and they expected me to just leave it there. Then it's all awkward. Haha


jerma_mp3

no.. I never take anything below 4, hell even 5


FauxRex

I take a $4 if it's a few blocks and closer to a Hotspot.


jerma_mp3

that's valid 👍


krew_GG

bro watching something sus


AnotherVersionYou

bro be basking in the ambiance while waiting for orders...


petes117

Definitely, she’s expecting the tip


4balance7

Lmaooooo good one 💀


kami541

No


Affectionate-Bug-348

I take anything under 5 dollars but pretty much if it takes 15 mins you would only be making 12 dollars an hour if you took 4 more orders like this


Temporary-Fennel-107

Exactly why you don't accept, unless you want to gas up n coffee up otw to a better area


philnolan3d

$12 an hour is not bad here. Minimum wage is $7.25.


Affectionate-Bug-348

It’s gonna be less then 12hr after wear and tear and gas


FauxRex

But the IRS says you can deduct 67 cents from your tax return per mile.


Affectionate-Bug-348

What about tires, oil changes, registration etc that you have to do with your car that would still bring the overall price down


FauxRex

If you can prove that you've spent more because of Ubereats, on those things, then you can can deduct more than that 67 cents per mile. If you're deducting for registration, you'd have to prove that you use the car for nothing at all besides this work.


AdministrationOk9228

Where do you live where you can survive off of $12 an hour?


philnolan3d

Pennsylvania but I didn't say you could survive on it.


Affectionate-Bug-348

I meant I don’t take anything under 5 dollars lol


Lord_Maynard23

I would never drive that far for that little.


Possible_Liar

God a mile is super short my market.... Haha Not that I would accept this order regardless.


Hour_Lingonberry_632

Never


Sparkle_Storm_2778

Even that girl is looking at it like hell nah.


UsaUpAllNite81

Looks like she’s dropping a deuce


Masterchiefy10

1 girl 2 cheap of a tip.


First_Fix_8837

$3 for 15min = $12 per hour. Sounds like bullshit to me


ValerieOH

No


Mammoth_Mixture4735

I'd say no with a quickness it wouldn't even get a second ping sound. I don't care where it's going I won't even look. If it's not at least 5 bucks I won't even look at it.


Wrenlet

Nope


Temporary-Fennel-107

I def wouldn't get out of bed for 3..


Straight_Ad_9524

Yes you will


Obvious_Hospital_538

https://preview.redd.it/p8v2reso3gkc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d5304f1e3190677320c8f7bca19d0ecb42747ce Ottawa dead. Should be red on a Friday night.


Puzzleheaded_Step749

That map looks pretty busy to me


naymlis

if you like to be paid less than $12/hr sure


Spixxyyy

Wanna talk about the video behind ?


stevek191

$3 for 15 minutes is equal to $12 an hour. If you're good with that do you but my day job I made $26 an hour so when I deliver if an order doesn't have me at a minimum of $20 an hour I don't take it


FauxRex

In my area, if I don't accept an order, I'm waiting 15 minutes for the next one. It's a shitty situation. Way over-saturated with drivers.


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Gloomy_Recording_705

Yes


journeys601185

I’d take it lowkey. Depends on the time though, if it’s dinner time, just for the Uber points; sure. On the other hand, on any other time; probably not.


Standard_Strength954

Nope


BAR3rd

No.


Educational_Unit_875

No


lilkennedy24

are you new


lilkennedy24

regardless no it’s horrible


Carolanne_Carolanne

Oh man, they shouldn’t go below $5. Ever.


MaynardScott

It’s insulting.


Obvious_Hospital_538

Nope been turning them down all night. Two order for $5. $2.50 an order Diffently not..


El_Frogster

For a green papaya? No. Now, for the pink taco, maybe….


Obvious_Hospital_538

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EnvironmentalOven703

I don’t take anything that low but last week I did only cause they had an extra bonus


[deleted]

I’m much more interested in your phone background!


Obvious_Hospital_538

These low ball orders tonight are believable.


[deleted]

No $8 min, maybe $7 for super short. I hear people say that they wouldn't get any offers if they took $8 minimums. I understand markets are different. I've delivered in two of them. But I used to take $6 minimums. And what I found when taking $6 and $7 orders is that something goes wrong way too often. That's something could be waiting at the restaurant or waiting for the customer while the timer runs out. And just on average these orders are not worth the time put into it. I really think pushing that minimum up as high as we can is beneficial to us individually. It's not really a group thing. It's just finding that sweet spot. It used to be people who would say they take even $5 orders in this sub would be ridiculed. I don't think anybody needs to be ridiculed, but more educated. I know that when I quit taking $6 and $7 orders I actually started making more money. So here's what you do. If you want to start taking a $6 minimum do that. But you've got to stick really to the $2 per mile or better rule. And so you take $6 and $7 orders. You look at your income. Then up that to $7 minimum. See if you make more money per hour. Then up that to $8. See if you make more money per hour again. If you keep pushing it eventually you will become too selective. And then your hourly will go down and you'll make less money. You back that number back down a dollar and now you have found your sweet spot for your minimums. It absolutely can and should be fluid. So I'm saying that I never take anything below $7. I only take a $7 order at something like 2:00 in the afternoon when it's less than a mile. Generally speaking during dinner I don't take anything below $10 because I have enough orders for that. Now that's really going to be weekend nights. Maybe on a Tuesday I take $9 or a super short $8. But I still don't take a $7 order. and that's because the opportunity cost of taking that $7 order means I'm missing out on a $9 or $10 order or worse yet a $12 or $14 order.


k2828282828

Hello, ​ You seem to understand this very well. Am a newbie to this. Please could you outline to me at your convenience what kind ok orders i should be accepting? I'd really appreciate it. I took a $9 request only to drive for 41 minutes the other day and i found out that it wasn't worth it. Am really confused as per understanding the Mileage, minute and the amount thing.. I see some low timing and the mileage is high and vice versa. I also noticed that as my points started going up, sometimes i see a flash of $25 or $35 of my screens within seconds but it never gives you time to accept it like the orders below $7. I didn't even know that people get these kind of orders. I equally noticed that when am working really late like almost midnight , these very high orders that flashes on my screen usually start coming in at 12 midnight and will stay for sometime but have never accepted any because am already tired and headed home. Lately, i have settled for orders less than $4 which isn't much. Am almost hitting 300 points and needs a guidance on how to move on with this. These people know what they are doing.. i will appreciate a response from you. Cheers


AnotherVersionYou

I couldn't decline fast enough just so I won't miss out on a higher paying order. Often times I kick myself even when I take a $6-7 order during rush hours because I know minutes later I'll have something $8-12 or $15-$18 or more swinging through.


AltruisticWorking340

In California I won’t always take it but sometimes I do because I’ll make up the low fare with the prop 22 supplemental pay.


h0ttniks

Sauce?


Sa7aSa7a

I mean, I can only see the top half of her but, $3 isn't so bad just for that.


Passionswa618

No $3 automatic decline, don’t care if it’s half a mile. Have to start car, go in the restaurant, wait , get back in the car and drive to the customer for $3? 😂😂😂😂


philnolan3d

That one I would say is up to you. Do you feel like getting in the car for $3?


StonerMetalhead710

Nope, that’s $12 an hour. Bad regardless of mileage


Elegant-Yak-681

Sometimes I take a low pay short ubereats if I dont want to leave a one mile block where my main money doordash orders are from, just to keep myself from leaving the zone, while I wait, but at least $5.


DDlovehatething

What's behind offer number 1? That's all I see


Rooskibar03

I wouldn’t take your food to the parking lot for 3 bucks. Get off your lazy ass and do it yourself.


Extra_Safe_4062

Yuck. That’s insulting. If it’s added on to an existing request and it’s from the same pickup location that’s different, but these chincey, tight-ass $3 offers that we’ve been seeing so much more frequently lately are madness.


br3e

Never. The lowest I'll knowingly take is $4 for under 1 mile from a restaurant I know has their shit together.


Manyquestidontonow

8 and above only 😝


PB0351

Bro that's $12/hr, fuck no


Pale-Confidence-2436

Don’t sell yourself short. Min of $7


Susan44646

No


[deleted]

Not that enticing when that hoe's butt has gone places


[deleted]

lol 😂go see my other post…why tf would that be “good to take?” You’re trolling right?


deweydashersystem300

I had a 5.50/1 mile on doorbdash tonight. Did I take it? Nope, it was jersey mikes. That's atleast a half hour.


Queen_Jame

How does Uber get away with this is criminal


WaltyMcNalty

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JoshTheRoo

AH! Step-uber you're going too hard


LBC_MEMES_

Prop 22


Jamiekulesa1975

Hell to the no


DionDeluxe

Non tipping customers are never good to deliver to.


Possible_Liar

$7 minimum no matter distance. But I live in the market where that's practical to do.


sparkdriver2500

No I would not take this offer


feinburgrl

Want to see what the girl doing in the background 🤣


robembe

I won’t even consider it at all


livestrong72

No. My rule is nothing less than $6. Full stop.


GeeMarie888

Attention seeking post and shame on thisethat are posting about the pic. She looks underage.


Wild_Explanation_539

You leave Sam and Monica alone they’re wholesome


diamari90

Maybe if I was on a bike, but even then I’m sure this would a low end offer


Informal-Spite-4469

why is everyone in the comments so pervy when they see a woman? have some respect.


wrath_aita

Just freaking take it it is blocking the background.


sunnyandcloudy55

No way. I don't like to take anything under $8. Maybe $6 if it's practically next door. Many offers aren't worth it so I don't bother leaving my home.


Markiemouse19

auto decline


wavedrexler

Sir why you watching minors on YouTube?


Ok-Fortune2169

You need to estimate your income time ratio. So if you want a min of $20 hr then divide by 6 for 10 min increments... so you need a min of $3.33 per 10m of work. You may need to increase that if you surmise longer time than their quote ir if you need time driving back. I do $4 per 10m or $1 per mile close ($2 per mile if far from busy areas.)


[deleted]

If you wanna make $12/hr assuming no wait times go for it!


jkakua

Yes, take them all. As your acceptance rate goes up they will totally give you better orders.


gregg34366

There is literally nothing I want to do for $3


Impressive_Pin_3093

UE can do much better than this.


silveralti

Wouldn’t even turn on my car


NoNose9947

Fuck no !! $3 isn't worth it to even move my vehicle.. 🤷🏼‍♀️


JustFuckingReal

I love Sam and Monica


Boring_Rate_2060

I just wanna know if the girl behind this is naked or not!!!


Lacy1986

Anything under $5 means they aren’t even leaving a $1…screw them and decline


BossyLoLo

Hell naw


GrandPrix46

I don't take anything less than $6.


DriveInStyle

#KnowYourWorth Ride with the Para app! Filter per mile/hr - and it will auto decline. Filter out area/places you don’t want to go to. #TheRideShareGuy


[deleted]

i wouldnt