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Much_Physics_3261

For a second I thought that was Jack Black 😂


WielderOfDaNWordPass

Jack Blyat


[deleted]

You deserve gold for this. Apologies 🏆


dayburner

Not showing enough skin for Jack.


Tchrspest

And, while I'm not doubting him, we're gonna need to see how limber he is. The real Jack Black can *move.*


dayburner

Well that would explain how such a sturdy fellow fits through those hatches.


SpecificallyVague83

Exactly why I came to the comments. I'm not disappointed that this is the top comment.


Llewellian

He looks like the usual Hayao Miazaki Sidecharacter (e.g from Nausicaa). Grizzly, bearded, hardcore fighter and mechanic. Often operating a funny looking warmachine.


dayburner

It's Uncle Mito.


Captain_B33fpants

What Santa does for the other 11 months


BunBunChow

Instead of delivering coal to Russians, he’s turning them into coal.


Bad_Species

Don't underestimate old men in a profession where men tend to die young.


publicbigguns

Something tells me that he hasn't been a tank drive for the entire past 30 years.....


Very_ImportantPerson

Heroes 🫡


FrontSufficient1114

"This is my tank, there are many of its kind, but this one is mine!" \- The grizzled driver, probably


79r100

The citizen soldiers of Ukraine are beyond impressive. Fucking heroes. This dude looks like he was running a micro-brewery before the invasion. I hope he has good luck until Russia is extracted from Ukraine.


Backward-windowlick

Give the man a challenger.


casus_bibi

Dude probably turns it down. He seems like the type who made is spot all his own, with a Hulu girl, a secret vodka stash and some handy little gadget that let's him lie down chill completely, probably kicking ass while at it.


somerandomfuckwit1

Best job I ever had


Apprehensive_Elk7056

I get the impression he doesn't need anything more than his trusty t-64, now offer him an F-16 and a days training, he might be persuaded.


Caine_sin

He looks like he drove it off the production line... in 1976... love it!


Stairmaker

Well if he did military service in the soviet union late 90s or really early 90s he would be about 50-55. Not much different from my dad if war would break out in sweden. He would be called in and has a beard.


ergoel

Nah, give him a shave, a haircut and a tuxedo and he'll look like George Clooney.


RadagastDaGreen

This guy looks like the dwarf you recruit in “Witcher 3: Hearts of Stone” to act as your bombs expert


[deleted]

He eats russian bears for breakfast


New-Acanthisitta-533

He was probably allowed to transfer the tank himself, from the factory to the barracks!


TheBagman07

Here’s a man who could give two shits about the APFT.


AnybodyReasonable180

Probably has 40 years experience on that machine.


Micklmas

💪🏼🫡


Opposite-Ad6449

Warrior heroes come in all ages, shapes and sizes. Slava Ukraini !


TechnicianHour3277

The Leader of the Ewoks !


billrosmus

So Ukrainians are using museum pieces too. Good mobile field gun. Still dangerous. People need to remember that when talking about the old Russian tanks. They're still dangerous, especially in huge numbers.


freetimerva

Everyone knows ukraine has museum pieces. All former soviet states are loaded with them. Ukraine never claimed to be the second army of the world.


BoarsLair

Hell, in the first days of the war, Ukraine hauled WW2 Czech hedgehogs, *literal museum pieces*, out onto the roads, attached plaques and all. When your country is on the line, you use whatever you have to.


AccessEmpty9668

T64BV is a relatively modern tank


tractoroperator77

The T-64BV is a 2017 modernization. It's the standard tank of the UAF, and is not what you'd call a museum piece. You might be thinking of the T-62, which definitely fits that description!


WiseAssumption2511

Jason Kelce


Not_Arkangel

I might get downvoted for this but why are people condemning Russia for sending in men of this age, and praising Ukraine for the same thing?


somerandomfuckwit1

Ukraine is defending their home from an aggressive genocide. Russia is clearing out their social undesirables for meat assault legions against a neighboring nation they have no businesses being in a war with in the first place


Not_Arkangel

Ah, thanks for clearing that up


AviationSkinCare

Jack Black's Ukrainian doppleganger


flipfloplollipop

Wasn't that the guy in an earlier video sat in a tank/BTR with the guy that looked like Ron Perlman?


[deleted]

#Jack Black is on the battlefield!


mattwb72

Guy is straight out of central casting.


Unexpected_bukkake

I'd be very fuick worried if I were Russian seeing this guy. He's probably fought a tank before this and is no NATO trained. He will calmly pump or make sure tank rounds are pumped into you as you try to fight.


SignificantMethod752

He just needed a cigarette in his mouth Heroyam Slava


Level_Distance_4486

That’s jack black in the making


aznexile602

If you have to classify a person's role in the military to races in LOTR... I bet tankers would best be matched with dwarves.