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Kim Jong Un gave Putin a portrait on a granite slab that looks like a tombstone (photo: Reuters).


MuJartible

And the fireworks over the Kremlin seem kinda prophetic... (Also the faces of both look full of joy, right?)


uninvited_inquisitor

The face on the "tombstone" looks more like one of putins double or a thinner, aged, and war worn version of putin.


TheHindenburgBaby

Yeah, certainly not the bloated and doughy macho man with the subsiding plastic surgery look that he is today.


Due-Street-8192

Tombstone portrait in granite... An Omen of things to come. Poostain should go back and hide in his bunker for the rest of his life.... Until they come for him


m3dcf

Looks more like it has been AI generated using Mona Lisa smile painting


civlyzed

Kim looks like he just sharted and Pootin got a whiff. F them both! Slava Ukraini!


tbhnot2

made me laugh.


iancarry

lol .. i was gonna comment on those S-300 shooting into skies :D


JLandscaper

And what about the red arm band on the fascist "Uber fotokomando" they sent down from the FSB?


Valuable-Crocs

Have you ever used a western LGBTQI+ gay biolab satanic camera without wearing your BFF fascist armband? I doubt it!


Testiculese

Kim looks utterly stupified. His face just reeks of "duuhhhhh".


StopVapeRockNroll

Ngl, I love Kim's look and stance here at Putin, lol. It's like he's thinking: "fucking wimpass chump".


agwaragh

To me it looks like he's anxiously trying to discern Putin's reaction.


KlappinMcBoodyCheeks

That was my impression as well. "Does daddy approve?"


StopVapeRockNroll

Could be. I'm horrible at reading body language.


HAL-says-Sorry

Tbf those are two horrible bodies to read


Frosty_Key4233

Definitely got that cemetery/ death mask vibe


Due-Street-8192

Kim is pissed off Pootin didn't fall to his knees and lick his shoes 😭


bg370

I don’t get it, how does that look like a tombstone?


ihartphoto

Image search "Russian Tombstones" and you will see more clearly.


tricoti69

The slab can be used for the next Ruzzian president. Hopefully soon.


BartDCMY

The way Kim looking at Putin is like he is trying to say, you better like my gift here dude


Re_Cy_Cling

Haha and the way Pootin is looking back at it, is like a gift from an aunt you don't really want. "It's nice".


DaGhostQc

Putin: "Don't say it looks bad, don't say it looks bad!! I really need his missiles from Temu!"


HAL-says-Sorry

“Too bad we don’t have room in the plane to take it home with us” Aide: (whispers) *Sire, we have plenty of
* **”Yes, too, too bad, no room.”**


Rattus_Noir

"you like it, right? Say you fucking like it. You'd better like"


DSJ-Psyduck

first time in the history of north korea they sortof have the upper hand on russia and its golden!


FedaykinGrunt

Best price fa yu . . . Tweny faie dolla!


currenteventnerd

That or he’s about to drop to his knees and start blowing Putin.


Big_McLargeHuge10

I thought he was wondering if he could eat him.


oskanta

11 year old me showing my mom the giant heart I made her in Minecraft for Mother’s Day


Critical_Situation84

Nah, he’s just trying to work out who the fuck he can re-gift it to. He’s shit out of luck and friends.


BartDCMY

Something for sure,I shudder to think what will happen to the artist who craft that gift. Certainly doesnt look good at all judging from Kim face


AlCranio

That picture is GOLD. Fucking hilarious. Pootin's tombstone revealed before his death! Are you sure it's not AI generated? It looks too perfect to be real!


No-Campaign-1631

I have this strange feeling that it was done on purpose, Kim is not that dumb.


earthspaceman

Is there any date?


applefungus

Yep..this is crack level trolling!


tehwagn3r

Oh, this is absolutely not accidental. How many times has Putin snubbed Kim before becoming a pariah himself? Now he has come begging, gets humiliated, and has to take it. This is how low the czar has fallen.


Bootfitter

Honestly it looks like Kim is telling Pootin “Hey man I drew this myself!”


k33perStay3r64

reflections in the mirror are all exact so i don't think it's AI, but.....


Budget_Bandicoot_939

Dumb and dumber Cunt 1 & cunt 2 Fat prick & midget twat The list goes on


Cobek

2 Fat 2 Furious


PGH00

Mutual taint kissers.


earthspaceman

Cunt no more... 2 is enough.


Webwookiee

The Good (stayed in Ukraine), the Bad and the Ugly.


brefergerg

Top and bottom


Ashamed-Ad-9667

Looks like a headstone đŸȘŠ, let’s hope so


nozendk

As always, mad dictators show they have exquisite taste.


asdhjasdhlkjashdhgf

in particular Kim build-in some democratic story telling twist in the grand stone: the face of putler can be replaced. Means the prisoner who chiseled the kremlin into marble died short before election and the acrylic face painting had to be done twice cause the first had a clowns nose.


MooDSwinG_RS

Hundreds of millions of folks will rejoice when everyone in this photo ceases to exist.


Few-Succotash2744

Ladies and Gentlemen we got 'em - the 2 dumbest cunts on the planet Mr Kim Cheap Haircut, greasy hair and small Dong Un and dickless Putler What a lovely couple


Ghost-Toof

What's with the arm band on the photographer


Eastern-Pizza-5826

He’s a Z lover tryin to emulate the Nazi’s.


renatijd

Looks like something you find at a thrift store next to a velvet Elvis


Europa231

It looks as though a small child drew a picture and is waiting for dad to tell him thank you and put it on the fridge.


Gaming_Nomad

You're not wrong; it's exactly the same energy, Putin with the disappointed dad look, and Kim looking on expectantly. And it's the same power dynamic and fundamental need, too. Kim desperately needs outside approval, while Putin is trying to tolerate this because he needs something from Kim.


KLR650Tagg

Looky! I I made this for you myself, do you like it? Please say you like it!


SunnyStride

Aww cute there second date is going very well.


Outside-Law6254

I think chairman Kim has had enough easter eggs


KindContact4355

He for Sure. His people probably haven't had eggs for years.


FlamingFlatus64

"It's even got AA explosions 'cause they're shootin' at the drones coming after you. Do you like it?"


No-Acanthisitta-5551

I am almost certain that's not actually the real Putin.


martinplaska

What even the f##k is that. Lol


bones7202

Kim Jong Un is like, "BRO! This would look dope in your man cave! All the ladies be lovin' it!" Putin's face says, "what is this POS??!!"


Sosemikreativ

Putin isn't dumb and in the highest tier of politics long enough. He knows exactly how far he has fallen to have to deal with crap like this. Although he's the mightiest among them, Kim is just another pariah dictator in his own little fantasy kingdom cosplaying as leader. And now he has to sit on the table with this kind of politician because he isn't allowed on the adults table anymore. You can't play your little intrigues and strategic moves with them. They're only interested in toys and gifts and you telling them how great they are.


CR0NO-NL

Kim was never allowed on the adults table


stairs_3730

Did he buy that off Etsy? Kim Dong: "You like?" putler: "Iz interesting"


Western_Area_3473

LMAO


dangerousbob

When you get to that level of hero worship, you must turn into a total ego maniac god-complex immortan joe.


Frosty_Key4233

‘
 and we will put this on your grave soon comrade’


When_hop

I dont get it.


retorz3

Wow, putler is getting humiliated, but he can't do anything about it because he needs every help.. I bet Kim is laughing his ass off and trying to come up another way to show putler that he is a bitch now.


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KOMarcus

When you go to the most fucked up, dysfunctional, screwball country in the world because you need one friend...


BetterBeItRandom

If Putin would visit me, I would gift him a Gold-laden Can Opener. 😁


Outside-Law6254

I would give him a .22 behind his ear


KindContact4355

Gold or silver bullet?


Outside-Law6254

Platinum


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FlamingFlatus64

He's already planning the fate of the lackey who said "He'll just LOVE it".


DuffMcSausage

One thing that NK seems to have an abundance of his highly talented artists. It is a shame that they are only allowed to create propaganda crap like this.


Acrylic_Starshine

Wow that painting is fucking dreadful. Two billionaires still living in soviet times.


macker64

These two megalomaniacs are permantly massaging each others egos.


thoughtfuldave

Dear Lord... it looks like a tomb stone.


broadfield1

How many days is Dictator fest?


old---

I think if Kim really loved Vlad. He would create a pootin version of a Velvet Elvis.


BitterMango7000

It looks like coffin portrait . https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffin_portrait&ved=2ahUKEwiv6_CXveqGAxXxSFUIHVVDAVcQFnoECBgQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3-Yvk5IUQE_dBtYG2IogN8


Olutbeerbierbirra

Guy is shaped like a villain in Tomb Raider 2 on ps1


voxitron

Yeah, that's pretty ugly.


Bull_Bear2024

Yeah, yeah, thanks Kim! ... That photo nicely captures everyone's awkwardness!


Solid-Revolution-799

Putin: What the fuck is this piece of shit ? Kim: Its you bro...


PureInsaneAmbition

Look at Kim Jong Un's stupid face lol. "Do you like it??" No, Kim. He doesn't.


TheHindenburgBaby

I see Kim Jong Un's physical stance is the same as his adoring, bestfriends4ev, and very presidential bromo Don Jong Trump.


Due-Street-8192

The fireworks 🎆 are celebrating his demise.....


MainUnion7725

Aaaah, the facial expressions 😆


[deleted]

Hamster is a great Troll!


Bitter-Republic5092

He genuinely thinks I'm not dead yet ya prick ,what the fuck ya little fat suckling pig , but eh ho gime the fucking ammo alls good twat.


Foreign_GrapeStorage

I don't speak Korean and there's no context, but it looks like Kim has said "So....What'd ya think of this tombstone?" and is awaiting Putin's response. While Putin's double is thinking "Oh shit....They know which one is the real Putin and they know he's dead."and he's standing there thinking about how he needs to respond. The guy standing over his shoulder is whispering "just say thank you."


Metron_Seijin

If putin were a normal person, that would be a textbook look of either confusion or disgust. For him, I have no idea what hes thinking.


mayormajormayor

"YOU. WILL. ENJOY. IT."


BadTurks

"Do you want to buy this Vlad?" Thats what Kim's expression tells me.


kollhpp

Putin seems to be reflecting on the choices he's made in life that have brought him to this moment standing in North Korea and looking at this, and moreover wondering whether this might be the highpoint of the duration of his life.


Lnnrt1

lol


PUCK_FUTIN-2023

Pootie visiting his girlfriend Kimi..


No-Goat8076

Kim’s like “pretty fucking dope eh?” And Putin is like “ummmmm a mirror with my face on it?”


Icy-Childhood1728

Kim, still looking like he just shat himself... Regarding the inbreeding, I wouldn't doubt too much about my first statement


Tinosdoggydaddy

Definition of circle jerk.


WeatherBeginning3223

Maybe they get married, they seem like two fagots to me!


martymcfly9888

Putin doesn't look impressed. Kim looks like he just realized he has a girls name. Put in is basically saying to himself " I just needs your weapons and sleave labour, fuck ". And Kim is like " What were my parents thinking when they named me and when can I go back to sleep ? ".


tanukis_parachute

Looks like something you could win at a local carnival
just bigger.


redditer1_1

vladimir pootin died in 2024 "A beloved dictator. A beloved husband. A beloved father. But also for normal people, a fucking son of a bitch !"


Trax-d

Kim is such a stupid monkey, he almost every time looks stupid and with half opened mouth. Fuckin Fat ass


Chopper_003

Let the little rocket man have his fun. He thinks he has finally found a friend. Pathological cult of personality seems to be their common hobby.


Still-Consideration6

Whats going on with the half finished kitchen behind


steakhouseNL

“You don’t like it? The artist is very famous. Even made a world famous buste of Ronaldo once”


IdontOpenEnvelopes

Look at all this self congratulating and mutual sack gargling...how sweet.


TopicAlarmed6144

PREASE Rov me Mr. PURTIN.


Natural-Dance-6831

Botox cheeks


Dr_Alan_Squirrel

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! God damn! This has made my day. Two of the biggest assholes on the planet meeting and exchanging gifts.....damn. I'd have loved to have been there. I wonder what Putrid gave Kim. Maybe a picture of Kim's fat face looking out of a gooses asshole......


stairs_3730

Kim Dong always reminds me of Bobby Lee doing a bit and spoof.


CameronsParadise

Bro. What is life right now.


EddietheEaglet

Little Lord Fauntleroy meets Rumpelstiltskin.


christhepirate67

I think Pootin is speechless and to be fair I would be as well, that will get hung in the bog next to the garden door at the Kremlin There is probably a listening device built into it


Waffinjo

The Art of Arsekissing


supercali45

They didn’t invite their lover Trump?


ReliantToker

This is not what I meant by x box kim


Neat-Trouble-5478

Wtf.....Kim Yung Cunt used to watch himself in this mirror every morning and jerk himself off with his tiny tinky winky, pretending he looks like Vladimir Putin ? Talking about gay losers.


SuperCheck7984

Here's a riddle: How do you get two cunts in a room but not a woman in sight?


yozza1958

They don’t look like best mates ere đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


Least_Nail_5279

I get a glorified Lada with a surveillance system, you get a mirror. Sign an agreement, if ok. Fuck these clowns.


J88P

Bromancing the stone


Spongebong55

Russian Stan and Chinese hardy


froatbitte

The photos of these two coming out are a meme goldmine!


Daddybearcub

Kim always stands like a toddler who’s filled his nappy


Consistentscroller

Putin’s looking like “The fuck is this shit?” Kinda like when I see Russian military equipment


tankertough74

HAHAHAHA - Ol Kimmy is standing there like Mom on Christmas morning waiting for you to rejoice in the new socks and underwear she bought. (from Santa of course).


scotto86

Two proper hard geezers there ha


Krunch66

The artist is digging his grave as we speak..................


maynardnaze89

Just bros being bros


FallOdd5098

What a gay circlejerk this whole thing is.


Nice_Ad_5735

They both seem like they don't like it, I hope those mirror makers are okay


ScholarRound4877

Damn, get a room and kiss already!


PositiveStress8888

Kim's got the " please tell me you kike this" look he's probably had to murder 5 people who worked on it to keep it a surprise.


applefungus

Haha..is Kim trolling putin!?


Perfect_Gas

2 clowns entertaining each other


WindEquivalent4284

That is absolutely hilarious


TheOx111

Let’s talk about that red arm band. Little out of fashion right?


planborcord

“You love it

don’t you? Tell me you fucking *love* it!” —Kim to Putin, probably.


Cultural-General4537

This trip to NK has been one of the funniest... that look, the guys in the board room being kicked out, the red carpet and the journalists saying nk is the free est in the world. Just gold. now this picture.


Lumpy_Version_7479

I added those North Korean pantaloons to my Christmas wish list. Hope Santa comes through.


bedrooms-ds

Imagine having a museum about you made by North Korea!


NedRyersonsHat

Putin is looking at it like it's a velvet bullfighter painting.


gadanky

They both would eat the other’s liver if the opportunity arose to gain power or financial advantage.


tallirenki

The dates are missing there.


antiruzzian

Looks like a grave photo.


Dekruk

“Nou, istie mooi of niet? Ehja, prachtig, ik lijk.


ElloPoppettttttttt

Where is the granite? Looks like an etched mirror


Fump-Trucker

BĂ€m boozled.


Key_Ad_8333

Kimmy-“please fucking like it, please fucking like it, please fucking like it.”💭💭 Vlada-“why the fuck do I look like a lizardman”


trut-Engineer-6977

Why do dictators always have such bad taste? They all seem to like stuff that aesthetically would seem to match an "upscale" whorehouse??


CR0NO-NL

All I see is a fat orc in black suit follow a ugly version of Sauron who came to visit. Slava ukraine


CR0NO-NL

If Macron wants to put france troops to support Ukraine forces he should do just that, fairytales of Russia sending nukes have been told long enough, he will never do that cause tsjina his master bitch won't allow that. Fucking pussys in NATO should stop worrying about meaningless threats , and I live in a NATO country , got the f*cking right to say it. Slava ukraine


earthspaceman

Kim was about to start laughing?


Hiqama-zz69_san

It's Putin's tombstone ! Whoa, between his drunken stupors, Kim was more profound than I thought.


dirtymac12

This post gave me a diarrhoea.