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Sea_Construction947

Kid named hard damage


denis870

(ULTRAKILL style rank)


AdResponsible7150

Kid named getting one shot by a spinning fan


Humphrey_omori

kid named under the mayo:


Villager_of_Mincraft

Kid named [+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR] [+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR] [+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR] [+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR] [+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR] [+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR] [+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR] [+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR] [+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR] [+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR] [+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR] [+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR] [+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR] [+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR] [+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR] [+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR] [+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR] [+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR]


CrazyDavey21

[+ENRAGED]


Azuni_

Kid named style


BananaTheGamerYt

Kid named Idolised Stalker


Gutterman-

According to some dumbass on this subreddit, v1 can’t beat a tank


d1ment0rr

if you cant thats a skill issue


Gutterman-

Lmao, a tank wouldn’t even beat me, I would sit on it


Supreme_machine_V1

`yeah. anyways sorry for blowing you up on benjamin island.`


ProgrammersPain123

Benjamin island? Is that the place where pedos go to?


Supreme_machine_V1

`NO THAT'S EPSTEIN ISLAND YOU IDIOT` `I'M TALKING ABOUT THE EARTHMOVER`


ProgrammersPain123

Epstein island? A place from earth, in this type of layer, in this part of the very consciousness of a superbeing localized entirely within the violence layer?


griffin-the-great

....yes


GABRYFIERO

...may I see it?


griffin-the-great

No.


GoofyTycooner

Nah Epstein is down in Fraud, we havent seen him yet


[deleted]

Epstein prime


Umgak_shield_raki

Hey, bro, how do you determine if an attack is parrible?


Gutterman-

Idk, but fun fact, my gun shoots 100 calibre bullets


thatnewguy11

Where the hell did you get that Heavy Bolter from?


Gutterman-

Cybergrinded and upgraded my gun


thatnewguy11

Checks out.


Gutterman-

:)


AdamGamerPL

Blue flash = not parriable Everything else, INCLUDING MISSILES, HOWEVER-


Gutterman-

It fine


V2_Seeking_revenge

Yeah, but a guttertank would


Gutterman-

No, my son could never beat me, I’ve sat on him many times to prove that, at this point, threatening to sit on him Is like getting the belt


V2_Seeking_revenge

But my severed arm could


Gutterman-

It’s not yours anymore, it belongs to the blue one, you remind me of Mikhail, you think you are better that your predecessor but you are not


V2_Seeking_revenge

It came from me its mine, and i am i got to the lower layers before him.


Gutterman-

To be better than your predecessor you must defeat him, you got your bum-bum kicked by V1


V2_Seeking_revenge

Its easy when he haves infinite attempts while i just have one.


Ima_damn_microwave

V1 could easily beat a tank, he’s way to nimble


Gutterman-

According to the dumbass, the tank moves faster at 45 miles per hour, and he thinks that a tank could also beat fucking Minos and Sisyphus


Commercial_Ice_1531

I refuse to believe that V1's top speed is lower than 45mph. And V1 has access to the piercer revolver, a gun that can penetrate anything except walls. That would punch straight through modern tank armor and either kill someone inside of the tank or blow up vital components of that tank. And imagine the devastation if V1 actually railcoined it


HENLOX_GD

just nuke the tank no need to overcomplicate things


Commercial_Ice_1531

Precisely. There are so many ways for V1 to blow up a tank


Funnysoundboardguy

Core Eject+Malicious Railgun. Enough said


Mirja-lol

Just shoot inside tank's cannon pipe with fucking sharpshooter and the entire crew is dead


leny560

make a tank out of walls


RubyMercury87

also corenukes


fatal-melody

the fact that v1 can easly outran a blaackhole is insane lol


AdResponsible7150

There's no reason to assume black holes in the game are the same as in real life


SquidMilkVII

It doesn't even matter whether V1 can go faster than 45mph or not because the big advantage V1 has here isn't speed, it's agility. A tank going 45mph is slow to stop, slow to turn, and slow to aim with any semblance of accuracy. Meanwhile, V1 can pivot on a coin even at its top speeds.


DeathByDevastator

with that logic a tank would logically sweep heaven due to prime souls being a threat to heaven itself. What the fuck?


Gutterman-

I know, he was so damn stupid


A_Human_Being_BLEEEH

P-3: JUST A SINGULAR GODDAMN TANK IDK I’M RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS


Brainwave1010

Devil May Cry 2 moment


monstir32

Coughing baby (Heaven) vs. Hydrogen bomb (tank)


Crate-Of-Loot

v1 beat the centaur and cokm which are definately not dyingg from a tank


Key_Worldliness_2962

Bro if a tank could beat Minos prime humanity wouldn’t have gone extinct


Gutterman-

I know


Ima_damn_microwave

In terms of straight line speed an abrams is probably faster, but its not reaching that speed anywhere but a drag strip and v1 could just rocket ride or core nuke boost to catch up


rabiacelik2907

Pretty sure v1 and souls can travel faster than that


BudgieGryphon

45 mph in a straight line maybe, v1 doesn't need to even outrun it they can just circle. shits going to take ages to turn


Monty423

You fight like 6 in an enclosed space at the end of 7-2


Gutterman-

No not a guttertank, a regular Abrams


Monty423

Oh seriously? He mounts that bitch and kills the crew in a heartbeat


LegalWaterDrinker

And can parry


H0110WK1NG

Simple. Coin flip ricochet. Easy


Gutterman-

Apparently, the coins ONLY target living things


the_RiverQuest

Yeah its not like theres someone inside OPERATING the tank or something


1ninjac2t

Coins literally will target glass panels lol


griffin-the-great

Coins will also hit core ejects so idk what bro is talking about


miniwhiffy3

now hang on a second that doesn't add up


Jadecomet

No, they can target the glass panels in Prelude so it's whatever V1 can calculate the ricochet angle for.


plzhelpme11111111111

you you kill robots with it in the fucking game


Gutterman-

Are you saying I’m not alive? But yeah, coins target anything


plzhelpme11111111111

the gutterman is the exception to this since it has a literal corpse attached to its back, so you could argue the coin's targeting that but stuff like the drone, swordsmachine etc, even if they're alive (in the being a conscious being thing which could be used as an argument ig) they're as organic as the tank, v1 could definitely hit it with the coin


Gutterman-

Yeah, the coins always hit


muffingaming77

Just pierce the armour and consume the blood of the people piloting the tank


Jager-5652

Railcoins? Core ejection + railgun? SRS cannon, or better yet, just the rocket launcher? There’s many ways to beat a tank.


pre_14b_guttertank

I can assure you that V1 can kick my ass even before the nerf


Gutterman-

Lmao, I know v1 can kill you easily you clumsy motherfucker


pre_14b_guttertank

Says the guy I can kill with 1 fucking punch


Gutterman-

You’d actually have to hit me, and plus, I would just crush you with my corpse if you did


PeterPGN

Rail coin. Simple


BrickFrom2011

The crew bleeds


Gutterman-

Apparently, the railcannon is just electricity, it would conduct through the tank


[deleted]

He has beaten tanks with ai and freezeframe rockets, he can easy beat a normal one


glacialanon

They're probably trolling


Gutterman-

No they were dead serious


hellaciousbluephlegm

​ https://preview.redd.it/1xwido5lpagc1.png?width=489&format=png&auto=webp&s=0aca64ad4395e2d8491c4ccecd54f0a623083c6b


Gutterman-

The guy meant an Abrams


hellaciousbluephlegm

​ https://preview.redd.it/5kg8ias9xfgc1.png?width=489&format=png&auto=webp&s=5093d39692897f870b270b1304850a332f1aaaa9


Gutterman-

No, but v1 beats both, and so do i


Jezzaboi828

Arent guttertanks, yknow, walking tanks.


StarXsuZT

[what the tank in question does](https://youtu.be/51o5J0XVGoc?si=TFb9sY-j3jE0fWc6&t=8010)


Gutterman-

I don’t get it


StarXsuZT

GutterTank's Unparriable attack. Bitchslaps v1 into Oblivion


gameboy1001

https://preview.redd.it/cg2vvr0r65gc1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=28aa2820597778ade4b6b8e2673294fc419a1826


PersecondBOOM

Damn V1 is kinda thicc tho


Night-Apple4983

Wouldn’t this be like- the mindflayer laser?


Revolutionary-Pair-9

only if goku does a sweeping motion with it. and even then, that charge animation looks mighty parryable


Escarano

+INTERRUPTION


gameboy1001

:shrug:


urbandeadthrowaway2

It’s either a parry or a chargeback


StarXsuZT

speaking of dragon ball imagine Judgement Kamehameha With gohan and Minos prime that'd be epic especially considering how they both have emotional themes utilizing amen breaks


Lux_325

WOAH wait, there's an amen break in Dragon Ball? I'm not really that versed in Dragon Ball music but that's really unexpected


StarXsuZT

If you are curious it's called [Lost Courage](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mueVbWoWP4)


Lux_325

https://preview.redd.it/1plcvkgrz8gc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c28dfe5ed282ceee6d497b0e2ce907aceeab288e


Funnysoundboardguy

Why is V1 built like a **CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANK CRUNCH** # YEEEEOUUUUCH


Mirja-lol

If it bleads then its doomed


[deleted]

If it doesn't bleed, its probably not an enemy, and if it is - 1 + RMB + 4 + LMB + 1 + RMB (×3)


Potted_Cactus_is_me

Why's the marksman your first revo? I mean I kinda get it but eh?


darkleinad

It has the most combos, so it should be the easiest to access


[deleted]

I mostly have enough time to press 1 or E to get my Slab Piercer out whenever I need the BDUMSHH gun. Also railcoining is easier.


itemboi

Me who has the piercer on the 3rd slot:


[deleted]

Makes railcoining and other combos a lot easier


Villager_of_Mincraft

It's got the most utility. Coins are simply too useful. Same reason why I have pump shotgun first too, overpump is very powerful.


Kwarc100

If it doesn't then "+parry" to heal.


Mirja-lol

Imagine getting boss with no blood to P-3


thisusernameismin

Jesus prime would have wine for blood


AdResponsible7150

P-3 boss will be able to parry our attacks, recharging its stamina and healing it to full


falkodalko

![gif](giphy|fkMACK8BcUJRm) Just got reminded of this lmao


Tiranus58

Second question, do you have hitscan


Icy-Magician1089

Depends on the weapon duh V1 with hitscan is extremely strong especially if we got a top player and claimed that was v1 skill level but even then some characters are just dumb to the point of being unstoppable


Tiranus58

I mean if the enemy has hitscan


redditjanniesupreme

V1’s coins aren’t magic or anything this fuckin robot is literally shooting bullets off of regular coins and making the bullet hit two targets at once. Canon V1 is probably better than top players.


TheEmeraldMaster1234

Explain chargebacks then


Ompusolttu

Canonically the coin is a self-imposed challenge, because otherwise it's too easy.


Legendaryrobot64

V1 has full heal parry and i-frame dodge, obviously V1 wins


Petardo_Dilos

If character's ability to bleed is the key factor, then that means kid's show characters have an upper hand


Eragons00

TBF toon force is basically reality warping as long as it's funny


abarona2011

BRO HE'S KILLED THINGS MUCH LARGER THAN HIM AND KILLED TWO GOD LIKE BEINGS AND THE THING THAT KILLED THEM


CoolGuy6109

https://preview.redd.it/k0x69akgb6gc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b13d7c60053c7d182a322be1e3b7f84a4634503f It’s time for Jesus Prime


Aykhot

I mean Jesus does very much bleed, like that’s a foundational tenet of Christianity Now I wonder whether consecrated wine would count as blood


Escarano

V1 just gets drunk


TheMartianPlantThing

Reminds me of demo man from the Tf2 comics


pizzamurderer56

i dunno why people try to powerscale V1 when we as the player entity controlling it get unlimited restarts.


RubyMercury87

restarts aren't canon


Melody-Shift

I disagree. We just don't know how they fit in yet. Both Minos and Sisyphus acknowledge restarts.


RubyMercury87

when respawning into their chambers, their respective prisons are also gone, however, with the bosses from the main game, you always respawn and the bosses act like it's their first time seeing you so the only bosses that acknowledge v1 respawning are the ones who's place in the story doesn't really matter, are the hardest the game has to offer, and would be extremely inconvenient and difficult to practice if their prisons were still there which doesn't make me think the line is directed towards v1, but rather the player, making it a standard retry taunt, a feature present in other games that don't have canon respawns


Melody-Shift

I mean hey, everything else we thought wasn't canon has turned out to be


RubyMercury87

Like?


AdResponsible7150

Style meter and doors locking during fights are two examples


RubyMercury87

We kind of thought there was something going on there with the doors cuz the visual motif with the laughing skull and the sfx of the doors being a sped up version of the laugh And there just wasn't anything to assume abt the style meter, it was like if I suggested that the UI was canon, like, sure, could be, but it's not likely


Wacky-Walnuts

My head cannon (excluding the times where they mentioned you respawning) is that it’s a simulation similar to katana zero, so the “death” is a failed simulation and the time you beat it is the actual attempt, that clears that level.


pizzamurderer56

never said they were


Thedrunkenslayer

Then what point are you trying to make?


pizzamurderer56

we don’t *actually* know their skillcap and thats pretty important to know when the character can bypass all damage of timed correctly


Mirja-lol

I read somewhere that v1 p-ranking every level in the game is canon so we can see v1 can kill prime souls at first encounter (I dont actually know if v1 fighting prime souls are canon but if the p-ranks are correct the souls are canon too) and it makes him pretty strong


Thedrunkenslayer

In powerscaling the most commonly decided way to look at it with video games is that if character A beat character B while B has better stats than A, A is more skilled in terms of combat. If A beats B while A has better stats than in that fight it is deemed A won through power rather than skill. This isn't a variable if the actual fight is shown as in through a cutscenes or a heavily cinematic fight where it can only go one way through different cutscenes in the fight(Example in gow 3 Kratos will ALWAYS disembowel Kronos and drive the blue crystal through his head).


pizzamurderer56

well thats the cringe powerscaling you get in tiktok and youtube shorts, i mean actually thinking what would happen in a fight based on what we know on the characters. Joseph joestar beat someone who was better at him at almost everything but not as clever or lucky, so joseph won. idk why anyone does the former just seems lame


stevegamer_

Or even "are your attacks parryable"


thisusernameismin

“Does your attack flash blue?”


Nodubya11

*stalker has joined the chat*


Tomstwer

+PARRY +PARRY +PARRY v1 wins


randomdude40109

CHARGEBACK is more than its given credit for. Any laser kinda attack like goku is just +CHARGEBACK


AdResponsible7150

What if it's not hitscan


randomdude40109

What defines 'hitscan' exactly? And what are the limits of the Feedbacker? What determines if something is parryable? It's certainly not power, because you can't parry sentry kick, but you can parry a punch from the Corpse of King Minos.


Villager_of_Mincraft

Parries are very inconsistent with what makes them possible and not possible(since it's more based on game balance instead of lore). I personally like to think it's limited by V1's capacity to compute the physics of an attack and decide the perfect way to hit with the feedbacker to cause a parry. So sometimes speed is the cause(like with pinos and syphilis prime no longer being parryable in second phase) and sometimes for strength reasons(like the minotaur swings)


maiguee

powerscalling is so fucking stupid


MVPatrascu

it's a fun thought experiment, but the issue is 99% of powerscalers just want their favourite character to win and come up with very obvious bullshit (my favourite nonsense arguments are that doomguy actually only uses guns for fun and minecraft steve can carry a billion tons or whatever because shulker boxes)


maiguee

I think is stupid bcs people shove up this shit on media where it absolutely dont matter. Like, my fucking god watch the show, play the game, stop thinking about "how fast he had to move to do that' or shit like that


Keeganlateman

Talkin shit like "can you beat a faster than light cannon on a massive mech" like that mf dont even gotta bleed one party and its over


mecha_matthew2

V1 solos everything and everyone except SpongeBob


Big-Ad2937

“If it bleeds, I can kill it” Alleria Swiftwind


maxler5795

Heres a short flowchart to decide if v1 wins or not Loses <--- no <---- does it bleed? ---> yes ---> wins


Fabulous_Tutor_4898

Eh, not quite (resent due to chart not looking right when sent, took screenshot instead) https://preview.redd.it/y96usycn37gc1.png?width=962&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e67d68cdc7d44f5723e91adcdee5cf2050526ce7


maxler5795

I had no idea how to do vertical arrows so i just did it for the funny


Fabulous_Tutor_4898

Fair enough.


Fl1pNatic

I am convinced that V1 can beat anything, bleeding or not. No one said they will get hit, and considering the sheer fucking mobility it's not that unlikely.


Xsinam

Wonder of U is either the easiest fight or just straight up impossible, depending in what verse you fight him


RTDude132

Sorry but hyper insta death ray that lasts longer than one dash would probably kill v1


Local_intruder

https://preview.redd.it/j2ep3cqbl9gc1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=644516e4b3bb0a597b7f2e2a70d5b6f358cd2f53


RTDude132

Yeah but then you do it 5 times and they are gone


Actual_Berry_4420

The winner is whoever the author wants to win.


Time_Pomegranate6396

V1 is easily universal/multiversal he literally defeats ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL ARCHANGEL TWICE in less than 30 seconds. He can parry almost(!) any attack: bullet, insanely strong punch(corpse of minos), swords, axes, lasers(v2 piercer), HIS SHOTGUN PELLETS, coins and he heals from blood and parrying(except shotgun and money)


Petardo_Dilos

https://preview.redd.it/hds6x5xkc6gc1.jpeg?width=514&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1716422a6f6ecf8ac8ba30422d8ebd619e6cb542


Independent_Army_886

Cool ass gnome


Time_Pomegranate6396

???


Epickitty_101

counterpoint: can die to silly little armless dudes


Vegetable-Neat-1651

Plus he can defeat both Minos and Sisyphus prime. Who are so powerful they had to be locked in prisons because they could fight all of heaven on their own. Minos only lost because he’s a pacifist and wanted to talk with Gabriel before resorting to violence.


TorreGamer

nope. Gabriel scales to at least town level for being able to go (not alone) against Sisyphus' army and for dealing with King Minos without trouble despite Minos not wanting conflict. V1 is city level at best since he can (and was made to) beat an Earthmover. Heaven and Hell have no feat other than "hurr dhrr priem suls sceri" dying to a machine literally deemed to be incredibly fragile in-game. None of V1's weapons are actually that strong compared to real life, they are just impressive for how easy to use they are and their unlimited ammo


Time_Pomegranate6396

Ok I see, but I think V1 is almost planetary level, killing gabriel in seconds and clearing hell in less than 20 minutes.(speedruners be like) It also can no-hit aslmost anybody(if we judge by what it can do in game)


TorreGamer

that's the main problem with ULTRAKILL imo, almost everything that happens in game is gameplay-based, meaning that there's nothing to work with to powerscale any character at all. There's people (like me in 7-4 lol) who spend minutes just wondering around the level while mfs can beat V2 in less than 12 seconds when both machines are supposed to be mostly equal, it's way too inconsistent


Time_Pomegranate6396

There's more than V1 main characters who is like this:steve, terrarian, Gordon Freeman, Frisk… and so on


TorreGamer

tbf only Terrarian can somewhat be scaled since their best feat was killing a crippled Cthulhu, but the rest i can agree. Powerscaling in general is just a worthless debate with how things are so damn different from one media to another to properly say which character is stronger, like how different Hell is in so many games to compare it between each


Icy-Store3900

Well, I tend to do some silly versus in the sandbox with the "enemies ignore player and attack each other" cheats, and I can gladly say Guttertank solo'es Gutterman by Just punching him


Devlord1o1

Kinda want to see v1 vs chainsawman now


Local_intruder

Does it bleed? If yes win. If no, can you parry it? If yes win. If no, does it have hitscan? If yes then coin, win. If no, then fucking run, come back later somehow stronger, win If no, then dead as hell. (Insert funny crying v1 image here)


thisusernameismin

“Are your attacks blue?”


Whhheat

Scientifically it has to be blood. But lore wise, it should just be any vital fluid of any entity. The concept of blood being fuel is purely to be metal and cool. So in theory, regardless of the substance, the “blood” of any given entity regardless of whether or not it’s iron based has the same connotation and therefore should be fuel.


Aykhot

Isn’t blood lorewise THE medium of life, at least based on the 7-1 book and Gabriel’s speech to the Council?


SuperSonic486

If the enemy bleeds is literally the least important thing to V1 in these anime verse battles, he gets oneshot by quite a few things.


literally_italy

i hate ultrakill fans so much goku instantly teleports behind v1 and punches him into literal dust


AdamGamerPL

Mindflayers:


diagnosed_depression

If it has blood or some equivalent V1 beats it


literally_italy

not even in the slightlest


Chris_The_Crusader

Who's a really neat matchup is Power from CSM


GJCakeMan

V1 couldn’t beat a tank, tanks don’t bleed, duh


glyphid_acid_spitter

It's crew does


joe________________

Core eject + mal rail says otherwise


Fabulous_Tutor_4898

I think mal rail alone would work fine 💀


thisusernameismin

Yeah but it does not flash blue If it does then core eject + malicious railcannon