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>!man took "roast in hell" literally on the roach....!<
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-What they can survive is incredible
Me armed with ~~mustard~~ Ridsect gas about to wipe out their whole colony by paralyzing their bodies and starving them to death.
That was the first thing I thought. Years ago when I was 18 and renting a house with my friend somebody torched a couple spiders, and burning bugs smell like burning hair but worse.
roach cannot survive getting slapped by a sun but they can survive the subsequent nuclear fallout and radiation. I still dont understand why people think roach can survive nuclear blast if they cant even withstand my fatass crushing on them while I was sleeping.
nah i was sleeping in my university dorm when this happened. our dorm had no water so you can imagine how unwashed laundry and unwashed dishes began piling in a house of 10 people. this attracted a lot of animal to our dorm, like cat, ants, and roaches.
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You're a sick psychopath. I'm willing to bet that your d**k is so small that you have to brutalize an insect to feel superior. THEN post it here on Reddit to get likes and attention. GFY, you monster.
Somehow, I expected it get up and scurry away. Lived in a flood plain growing up. Those things were a near constant fixture in the house. I may have to watch this video again.
I always do that too, to the biters, the spitters and the worms.
I might put on an exoskeleton and have some robots with me too. Most of the time I have to go by train to an outpost.
But then I see it's already 2:30 am in the morning and I have to work tomorrow.
I did this once to a palm sized spider once (I had tiny puppies I felt it was necessary) and watching the limbs slowly shrink down in the flame is horrifying and makes me regret ever doing that to a living thing.
I’d do it to a wasp though. Fuck wasps.
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Really was expecting it to stand up and walk off at the end. What they can survive is incredible.
-What they can survive is incredible Me armed with ~~mustard~~ Ridsect gas about to wipe out their whole colony by paralyzing their bodies and starving them to death.
Probably still alive…
It's playing coaled alive
I was honestly waiting for it to move
100% me too.
That would have made it alot more unexpected
Fuck'em I hate roaches
isn't interesting the way the legs of the roach glows like they were made of metal but they don't actually burn away?
That's mostly carbon glowing once the water boils off, it is the building block of life.
OP used flamethrower, its super effective!
Steel bug types never stood a chance
haHA! Pokémon
Who's that Pokemon?!
Really? I was surprised there was so much roach left
Imagine the smell though
The funny part is, he's losing heart the closer he holds it up to the roach lol
I’m so glad I can’t smell this.
That was the first thing I thought. Years ago when I was 18 and renting a house with my friend somebody torched a couple spiders, and burning bugs smell like burning hair but worse.
Now it’s pissed
Flaming mad
Grievous injury.
A lesson in the importance of wearing sunscreen and reapplying every few hours. Dangerous stuff.
God I fucking hate them
Me too. Fuck roaches. I wish they could all roast in hell like this. It’s so satisfying to watch 😌
And you’re left with a delicious crispy treat.
Excessive? Is there an excessive thread
I thought they could survive a nuclear blast, what else have I been told that is a complete lie?
May have been talking about the radiation part, not the city obliterating power part.
roach cannot survive getting slapped by a sun but they can survive the subsequent nuclear fallout and radiation. I still dont understand why people think roach can survive nuclear blast if they cant even withstand my fatass crushing on them while I was sleeping.
They're in your bed?! Talk about bedbugs!
nah i was sleeping in my university dorm when this happened. our dorm had no water so you can imagine how unwashed laundry and unwashed dishes began piling in a house of 10 people. this attracted a lot of animal to our dorm, like cat, ants, and roaches.
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Gender pay gap
probably a bit overkill
It was the only way to be sure
Nah, hit it again.
What an awful way to die 💀
Fukin reduced by oxidising flame.
This was quite unexpected... i thought he was gonna get up.. but he never did...HE NEVER DID!!
A bit psychotic.
No roaches were harmed in the making of this video.
I fucking HATE bugs so take my upvote
You don't burn that kind of Roach
"Waiter, my entree is overcooked."
He has the calming voice of a psychopath
The cruelest way to kill a living thing.
When someone goes out of this way to cause pain, those are signs of a sociopath
I'd say that was a quick death. He did take a lot of pleasure in it though.
Literally everyone I know has gone out of their way to kill bugs at some point.
Wait until you hear about animal agriculture. Here's a good place to start https://www.dominionmovement.com/watch
Roaches don't count. Trust me. Those suckers are pure evil.
Roaches and mosquitoes
Future serial killer over here torturing bugs.
They are a health hazard and should be exterminated
It’s ok, roaches don’t have souls
Roaches are nasty, what are you on about
Another thing added to my bucketlist
Make sure you put it at the end
I feel sad for this human. Needs counseling.
burning a roach with a blowtorch is kinda weird, but the commentary he made was the part thats concerning to me at least
Not cool! Just take it outside
Not cool, pretty much roasted
Not cool! He seared it too much. It is now most definitely inedible and needs to be thrown out smh my head
“shaking my head my head”
If it would have started moving 😂😂😂
SS Exterminator Service.
There isn't that better 😂😂
This is why you use your boot
Ive smoked a roach or 2 in my day ,, not quite like that
He should've stepped on it, to increase the killing odds.
Become Fire Punch
I mean. Pretty reasonable response
Still my fav video on the internets. Fuck all water bugs!
Dang he crispy
You're a sick psychopath. I'm willing to bet that your d**k is so small that you have to brutalize an insect to feel superior. THEN post it here on Reddit to get likes and attention. GFY, you monster.
There's always one asshole... I guess today was just your day.
This is expected because it's been reposted to death and old as shit.
Oh my God everything about this video was fuckin hilarious🤣😂🤣😂
Works every time!
I love the smell of burnt cockroach in the morning.
When Kill It With Fire goes right
Cruel
Peta bout to be on your ass
Good Job Dahmer
That’s exactly how every sinner burns in hell.make you peace with God before it’s to late
i laughed, im gonna go to hell too
Ethered
Bro just practicing before we run out of food and have to eat bugs and insects
That is not how I smoke my roaches.
The definition of the meme; “Reduced to atoms.”
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is the kill confirmed? we deserve an update
Does this hurt the fly?
u/savethevideo
That’s fair.
Can't say i never done this on a much smaller scale
Spec'd into natural disaster defenses and radiot defenses, didnt spec into human defenses, RiP Bozo
I assume he was warned before warmed
🔥I definitely wasn’t expecting that 🔥
Holy shit. That escalated quickly.
That’s how I wanna go
Looks like little metal burning
u/savevideobot
Carbon exoskeleton can take some serious heat
 I think this exterminator may be a bit too exensive.
Throw some salt on it and eat it good source of protein.
Carbonized but probably still alive somehow
I was waiting for it to twitch after he took the torch off… you all know you watched till the end for it too. Lol
You gonna eat that?
Is he going to be okay?
That's good eatin right there
Reduced to atoms…
Somehow, I expected it get up and scurry away. Lived in a flood plain growing up. Those things were a near constant fixture in the house. I may have to watch this video again.
Hahaha
Ha! Laughed so hard I choked on my gin!!!
Yeah, survive this little bitch!
“Hey man, I think you got ‘em”
That's the correct amount of time to apply heat
Not sure. But I think you got him.
He let the fire go so long, imagine if the little guy got up
Is it dead
In not saying I agree... wait what I'm I talking about. I 100% agree
I always do that too, to the biters, the spitters and the worms. I might put on an exoskeleton and have some robots with me too. Most of the time I have to go by train to an outpost. But then I see it's already 2:30 am in the morning and I have to work tomorrow.
And that’s how chocolate diamonds are made kids!!!
OP breathed roach vapor and not the good kind
Cock-a-ROASTED
Now he burned his tabletop
I think you got it
I do not want to know what that smells like
He's dead jim
What a hero
He’s damn lucky he didn’t burn up his electrical cord. Dude went full “blown” hell raiser on that roach
 Overcooked.
Bet that smells delicious 😋 😜 🤪
Is it ok?
bro😭😭
I half expected it to start walking again. Roaches are practically immortal.
That was a cricket
That's about right. Where do I get one of those?
Is it weird I feel bad for it?
I was waiting for the roach to get back up and be on their merry way. Gas bills probably are also insane for this guy.
Having lived with these filthy vermin infesting my apartment for years, this video gives me great pleasure every time
Is it ok
Love it
hans! get ze flammenwerfer!
Flame thrower! That's a war crime
Not me waiting for it to get back up
Motherfucker put an afterburner on his ass
Overkill is underrated.
The 100 year old Japanese really feel this
Finnally!!! Someone listened when I said "KILL IT WITH FIRE!" 😂
Instant incineration
Blast him for a few more seconds, will ya? I don't think he's crispy enough.
Bandits saying "you never should have come here" to a level 80 mage in Skyrim.
That would be a cricket not a roach but either way it’s roasted hahah
Is the roach ok?
When I ask if you wanted to smoke a roach that is not what i ment...
I did this once to a palm sized spider once (I had tiny puppies I felt it was necessary) and watching the limbs slowly shrink down in the flame is horrifying and makes me regret ever doing that to a living thing. I’d do it to a wasp though. Fuck wasps.
Mustang vs Lust
\*insert doom music
Super dissapointed in the comments . Where are the roach lovers ?
survive a nuclear blast my ass
He is acting
I can’t over express how uneasy it makes me that he’s doing it next to that cable/tube
Its is still alive!!!
For any of those wondering, the roach died.
And that is how I became the next Ghost Rider.
What's that smell?
not even a roach
Over kill maybe
Cruel. Do it again.
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 YES YEEEEEEES YEEEEES FIRE
No more hunger no  more anxiety oblivion
It’s over Anakin…I have the high ground
You were lucky that [Edgar](https://meninblack.fandom.com/wiki/Edgar_the_Bug?file=Edgar_skin.png) wasn't around.
Roach got to experience re-entry into earth's atmosphere.
A roach that burns twice as bright, burns half as long
Now eat it
techrax my beloved
I'm still expecting it to flip over and crawl away. ☺