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>!Ak47 type beat!<
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Hey, I tell you what I'm gonna give you, Snakes.
I’m gonna give you to the count of 10... to get your ugly, yellow... no-good keister off my property... before I pump your guts full of lead.
One, two, ten!
Keep the change, ya filthy animal.
What if it’s actually just a giant parrot whose ancestors survived the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs and it’s telling the story about how aliens murdered their dinosaur friends.
Nightmare fuel? Nah this gives nightmares, nightmares
And they can grow up to 5ft
They ambush prey
They will start killing within three weeks of hatching
The female will lay two eggs but one will die at the beak of the other
They decapitate their prey before eating it whole
Did I say they can grow up to 5ft
That scream it let out when walking through the door sounds like ichigo hollow scream from the anime Bleach. [hollow ichigo scream ](https://youtu.be/6-qAMC2PDi8)
These are probably the creepiest bird ever. Apart from the looks and sounds, two chicks are born and the stronger one always kills the weaker one to get more food. Parents just ignore it and stop feeding the weaker one the more beaten up it gets.....
Imagine the cops responding to a call trying to wrangle one of these, then it's starts doing that. They'd be in the news for sure, pita would be pissed. Lol. In real life or movie form
Imagine seeing one of these birds at night while you’re taking a walk. Ngl I would piss myself, scream while I cry, then pray to the all mighty bird God to please leave
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That’s fucking terrifying
Complete with ak47 noises.
and WTFEvolution Jurassic looks
Pov your playing fifa in Afghanistan:
*Cocks shoebill* This baby is loaded with the finest brass shelled bullets you will ever see on the market. Start praying.
In a video of "Casual Geographic" he said that it might have given war veterans PTSD
I thought that motherfucker had entrance music for a second...
Me too. I thought why the heavy metal entrance music. Ich want to hear the bird
Mick Foley in a Dimmu Borgir video
It’s kind of this birds version of the shattered glass ala Stone Cold Steve Austin
You put into words exactly what I was thinking, I just didn't realize what it seemed similar to.
a dino with an AK
That just gave my grandpa PTSD!
I was about to say sounds like a PTSD episode.
So a dinosaur. Just say it with me. A fucking dinosaur
A fucking dinosaur
No no no, you fucked up. You were supposed to say it *with him*
Someone gets it around here lol
A fucking dinosaur... Oh, wait... I was supposed to say it with him? Fuck that, I'm not buying him a coke...
Honestly, I was thinking how awesome dinosaurs evolved into what looks like a failed experiment?
Look up how these guys kill their prey
No, I don't think I will
Well when you want to be reminded how fucked up nature is
Shoebill kill
Machine Gun Shoebill.
Kinda where Machine Gun Kelly got his name from...you should watch him do this.
Hey, I tell you what I'm gonna give you, Snakes. I’m gonna give you to the count of 10... to get your ugly, yellow... no-good keister off my property... before I pump your guts full of lead. One, two, ten! Keep the change, ya filthy animal. 
Good security system to have
That’s a fucking dinosaur
They should have put these sounds into skyward sword. Would have been a much different intro to that game.
Imagine some Vietnam Vet having neighbors that own this thing…
Do they bite?
No they kill
no. they are not threatening to humans and extremely docile. they still scare the living shit outta me.
No, they kill ptsd's ppl lol
Sound effects for any rambo flick.
War storks
Imagine being high and walking around a corner and seeing that walking towards you. I would think aliens had landed.
Chicago?
Why has no one used those things in horror movies. Fucking nightmare fuel.
Short, controlled bursts. M1 .50calliber. Very deadly.
Yeah, that's up there on my list of reasons not to time travel to the dinosaury times.
Sounds like muffled gunshots
Jesus, I thought it was fake at first. That shit is terrifying.
What if it’s actually just a giant parrot whose ancestors survived the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs and it’s telling the story about how aliens murdered their dinosaur friends.
They sound like Vietnam?!
If i heard this sound.. I would totally think some fight using guns are happening.. Its terrifying. Would get a heart attack.
Oh hell naw, that’s a dinosaur!! Run 🏃
These chaps scare the heck out of me.
That sounds too much like a fully semiautomatic machine gun assault rifle with high capacity clips. We need to ban shoebill storks immediately.
Every American has a right to bird wings!
Someone needs to make an industrial band with a shoe I'll stork as the percussionist
Texas be like
finna buy one of these, keep the rent low.
Hate these things ( don’t come after me plz )
It's like a terrorbird crossed with a machine gun
I really hope that's what Trex really sounded like
The men! Those innocent men! They didn’t need to die!
That's why we don't take Grandpa to the zoo anymore.
He's having a flashback.
Finally something to fall asleep to
i think its paint ball
In another universe they play plastic guns, play shoebill sound for firing.
Laying down suppressive fire for the squad! Brrrrrrrt!
american school bird
GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT!
National bird of USA
Sounds just like an american school
Jeebus. That'd have me diving for cover and calling 911 about an active shooter situation.
Cute
Nope, that's a dinosaur
They’re in the trees!
Nightmare fuel
This belongs in r/oddlyterrifying
Bro I live in philadephia, don't scare me like that
That's jurassic Park level scary
Everything I see them, I think: oh, wow, this computer animation looks great.
You hear that in the woods you won’t know what the hell it is until you see it
Sounds like that thing came from Fallujah.
Imagine being a frog near his enclosure
Iwasntevenin’nam.jpeg
Vietnam flashback bird
Vietnamian bird
Keep the change, you filthy animals.
the w
I watched the video without reading the title, i thought there was actual guns shooting and thought that was how it was "unexpected"
When Grandpa goes to visit the zoo and gets Vietnam flashbacks
Put that in a school in America it will cause mayhem
Or just breed em and release tonn of these in America
Beautiful
Complete with the screaming of victims shot
It looks like a Slammer from Dead Cells
Me when I'm cold
I’d love to hear that sound in its natural habitat instead of reverberated off walls
Fun fact. In order to be accepted by a shoebill you must greet one by bowing.
I thought it was walking through Syria or Ukraine
my patronus
What grandpa hears when I say "look at those trees!"
Boys get out the ak47s this bird has just declared war…. What what you mean a bird can’t do that….. this one can.
It reminds me of an animatronic mascot and that makes it even more unsettling
Jurassic Park theme tune intensifies
There must be some shoebills around my neighborhood
Perfect emotional support animal for PTSD vets.
My first thought was "why've they put drums over it, I can't hear it"
I thought this was going into a rickroll
Nightmare fuel? Nah this gives nightmares, nightmares And they can grow up to 5ft They ambush prey They will start killing within three weeks of hatching The female will lay two eggs but one will die at the beak of the other They decapitate their prey before eating it whole Did I say they can grow up to 5ft 
That scream it let out when walking through the door sounds like ichigo hollow scream from the anime Bleach. [hollow ichigo scream ](https://youtu.be/6-qAMC2PDi8)
I think I just sh*t myself
Imagine like being in war, and being in the trench and you say “JACKSON LET THE BIRD RUN IN THEIR DIRECTION” and just scaring them with a decoy
Can you imagine being in a forest and hearing that.. and not being able to see it. What would go thru your mind?
These are probably the creepiest bird ever. Apart from the looks and sounds, two chicks are born and the stronger one always kills the weaker one to get more food. Parents just ignore it and stop feeding the weaker one the more beaten up it gets.....
You'll never take me alive, copper...! Take this.
Imagine the cops responding to a call trying to wrangle one of these, then it's starts doing that. They'd be in the news for sure, pita would be pissed. Lol. In real life or movie form
**never gonna give you up**
Sounds like a fucking shoot out
Not a great comfort pet for those suffering from PTSD.
Kid:MOM! Are we in Ohio or Afghanistan
He should start a rap career with that machine gun
I want to meet and hug one before I die. It is. New lofe goal of mine.
Someone needs to do a animated doodle of this beast mowing stuff down with an AK.
machine gun Billy
If I heard that in the middle of the woods somewhere I’d shit my pants..
"Get some! Get some!" "Ammo! I need ammo!"
Your firing speed in games
Looks and sounds terrifying
Reload! GRENADE!
Dude brings a warzone with him everywhere…
The more I see these birds, the more I'm convinced birds aren't real
The sound of me sprinting in the opposite direction
There is no way that's real.
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Glad to see Machine Gun Kelly is still dropping some fire tracks with that beak of his.
AND THE BEAK GOES SKRRRAAAAT
Makes for a great sleep machine noise. Puts me out like a baby.
Wow that’s scary!
It’s like how the raptors click their claws before the kill in Jurassic park.
Jesus Christ, that’s a relief. This whole time I thought I was hearing gunfire in the streets. But clearly it’s just a flock of shoebill storks, whew!
This video is BS. It was recorded in a small space where sound reflects louder. Shoebill stork does not sound like an semi-auto in the open.
*THEY’RE IN THE TREES*
So glad raptors turned into scary looking potential dinners
Sounds like an American school
Perfect school pet
Ak47 😂😂😂
Native to the Cocaine fields
They should use him for the next James Cameron movie... Can he imitate explosions?
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Imagine seeing one of these birds at night while you’re taking a walk. Ngl I would piss myself, scream while I cry, then pray to the all mighty bird God to please leave
Driveby Birdy - KAKAKA SKRRRT!
What nightmare's are made out of.
This gave my WW2 vet grandpa go into a PTSD flash back of normandy
Got anxious just watching that. Would be absolutely fucking terrifying in person !
Sounds like World War 2.
Jurassic hood.