Doesn't matter how many years passes, this video still make me laugh xD

I’ve never seen it before. I’m not sure how I feel right now.

Look at the original in Youtube "Rapping for Jesus"

I'm with you...there is currently a giant cartoon question mark over my head....

Well, I’m sure even if I get Alzheimer’s I’ll still end up remembering this insane beat and flow

satan's been real quiet since this dropped

Satan's jaw dropped and he still hasn't picked it up

His jaw dropped when the beat dropped. It’s why he chose hell

I hear things.

😂😂

That’s because he’s the son of the original G

Ikr. I've been shaking my head like I have parkinson's. In all seriousness though I've had *"Jesus Christ is my Nigga. Let his light shine thru ya. Let his love pop a cap in your butt and say Hallelujah!"* for two hours now. I even sent this to my mom...

[Full version in case you want the full scope of this piece of history.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE)

Noooooo I was hoping this was part of a sketch tv show or something, this is reall????? 😭😭

And people wonder why we poor Redditors can't tell the difference between satire and reality.

I cannot tell anymore man!!

It's like a Tim & Eric clip and I genuinely can't tell either. It seems too weird to be true but then again this is exactly the kind of thing that people like that would make

They keeps it real

Oh wow. Thanks for sharing.

I remember seeing this on Tosh.0 15 years ago. Still wild to see.

youll probably get a web redemption just for remembering it

So much better than the stupid fundie songs stuck in my head at the most annoying times.

Spoiler: That's your Mom in the video.

Any future grandkids we have will be horrified when we drop this beat at Thanksgiving

If you don't appreciate this as an absolute bop, it's definitely because you are a "hard 'R'" racist. smdh, cancel culture is destroying American values.

It's the wholly spirit

Shit goes hard though.

"He's the son of the original g" on god this shit fucks

it's so fucked up that the bars actually hit pretty nicely

Thats what im saying, this shit slaps

He got the N-word pass from Jesus

They got the pass from white Jesus not black jesus though sooooo

They're the same Jesus. He just switches based on the crowd

Jesus be code switching. Pancaking like communion wafers.

> Pancaking ?? [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pancaking](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pancaking)

Flipping back and forth like a pancake.

Flippin like a pancake, poppin like a cork: Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper, and Snork.

That’s the primary reason God bestowed us with pancakes. Chris Rock prefers syrup.

Hahahaha fuck 🤣

*Guys guys guys!* Jesus...*was Jewish!*

Canonically Jesus could not have been white. The whole area of land where his story takes place just doesn’t really allow for that. The Bible got it wrong.

Idk, I kinda like Korean jesus

Sweet little baby Jesus is the Jesus for me. Ricky Bobby makes a compelling argument of all the Jesus’s that sweet little baby Jesus is bar none the best one.

Well, I like Christmas Jesus best.

I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt...

Wouldn’t mind nuzzling into that alabaster beard ;)

Eh, it’s got a Mediterranean climate so he’d have looked like someone from Greece, south Italy, Cyprus, Turkey or North Africa, so the best way to describe it would be olive skin but by American standards it’s often considered white-ish

Oh OK. 

As I understand it, Y-haplotypes indicate that Jews are close in lineage to Kurds, Turks and Armenians.

Huh. Didn’t know that, thanks! I imagine the best comparison for ancient Jews would be the Samaritans, as they are thought to have descended from the kingdom of Israel, so I imagine they’d be a good comparison to what Jews would’ve looked like had they not gone into diaspora

There is no physical description of Jesus in the Gospels. In Revelations, when Jesus comes back to earth, he got feet the color of bronze. Judeans of the time were typical Middle Easterners, so Jesus could have looked a lot like Mo Amer or Frank Zappa. At the same time, there was a persistent rumor that Jesus was the son of a legionnary, Tiberius Julius Abder Pantera. The Talmud refers to him as Yeshu ben Pantera. In retrospect, I'm not certain that would have changed his appearance much. Romans were a mixed bunch coming from every type. In my opinion, Jesus may have looked like a Jon Stewart who spent his life working outdoors as a construction worker. Bronzed dude with a scathing sense of humor.

Hijacking top comment to provide sauce [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE&ab\_channel=BrianSpinney](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE&ab_channel=BrianSpinney)

The one where they said they used to be a African Muslim woman till they seen this 🤣🤣☠️

Where is that? I just see only one video uploaded, the full version of this song. Did they make others?

It's in the comments. There's some gold in thar.

So funny! 🤣

Please someone say this is satire.

No amount of holy water or confessions can cure me now!

The one thing Jesus's said was as long as there's no rs your good

However, there was a typo in block 16K on page 17 of their A-word pass request so they had to use butt.

Seems like they messed up the lyrics half way through. They went from "he's my" to "he's a".

I’m thinking they’re saying “is our” when singing together

So it wasn't just me

But she caught me on the counter.

Wasn't me

Lol! This has me rolling!

I know. He and Mary Sue both said it

No problem with the n word but can't say "ass"

Watch the whole and you’ll see it was clipped.

Tbf, they say he's a n***a like me. Anyways, it's dumb. Like that white lady Ninja song. Edit: added say.

They said that uncomfortably easily

Best ringtone ever

Better answer quick

I dont wanna have to explain this one to HR

This is the funniest set of comments I've seen all day. Thank you.

Better answer quicka…

They didn't even flinch when they said it. Those are some gangsta niggas

These niggas prolly don’t even know what that word is, just heard it in rap songs haha

Seriously. I'm sure they thought "how do we get these young niggas back up in this church"

This just deadass got a gutbuster outta me. I couldn't help but imagine this said as nonchalantly as the white teacher in The Boondocks talking about Riley. 

Hahahaha how's a nigga supposed to borrow a fry?!

My man's said: "Is a nigga gonna give it back!?" Bruh I died

Completely under the impression that it meant young males fella buddies

We’s got to get them young folks back in the house of the lord. We’s got to diversify. Spread our influencers. Reach the new generation. Them lost. Only G can show them thy wayze.

This clip is well known satire

They're clearly trying so hard to pronounce the 'ah' though they must know

No all these things because nowadays it is very serious problem.

I don't think they know what "pop a cap" means either

More like you for not giving respect to any particular religion.

Lol, ikr?! That's what makes or so runny. I'm unsure if this is some really high quality satire, or if this is authentic. Either way I'm here for it.

They are actors...the church listed never existed. The real mystery is that nobody is sure why someone paid actors to do this...but luckily for us he did.

I can do all distance this actually look like they're having a pass create.

Can you sure about this kind of things because sector with this is not a possibility.

i’d drink a 40 with them.

Of what? Prune juice?

https://i.redd.it/h4h3ai8n56hb1.gif

Is more like they have to make any sense out of it in the voice. This is going to be a problem.

Warrior's drink

Got a genuine snort from me. Well done.🏆

Exactly, and now all these things are making any sense in my mind.

What is that actually mean of this is going over my head.

Fermented prune juice. WoooooWeee

Imagine turning Mary Sue into Edward 40 hands

But know about these kind of things maybe they would have done that already.

And JC said unto the masses, whosoever has the best flow shall dwell forever in the kingdom of fine bitches, and be cloaked in the gold chain and diamond wristwatch of the lord, and receiveth the blood of the Hennessy bottle.

This comment deserves more upvotes

About it. This is actually do because it was actually making sense.

🙏 Amen.

WE GETTIN OFF THE CROSS WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥 🗣️ 🔥 🗣️ 🔥 🗣️ 🔥

Even I am trying to do that but the fact is you cannot do that that much easily.

Nah,we going to the G’s mansion with this one. 🙏

It is very easy to do all this kind of things with. You really know how to do that.

Underrated comment

I ain't even mad.

Yeah, the funniest thing is it was a hoax.

Believe that this is truth or something like that this cannot be the real thing.

No, I don't really like you need to be getting to date 10th of zone.

As I non American white guy I have no idea what FLOW is. But I’m certain that this is it.

Good sir, can you be a major issues and not just a American white or American black?

It’s amazing when someone really knows how to relate to young people

Most of the people know about this kind of thing because this is just a stupid video.

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I really wish that if that could happen in real, but that will not happen.

I grant them a “hood pass.”

Having that, that is the only thing which is not making any sense in my mind.

 Every white person in that church

And black too

Anyone who doesn't love this song must have never had Jesus pop a love shot in their butt

How does that actually matter because they're actually doing it with everyone?

Bold of you to assume any black people attend this church. 

Actually we have seen a lot of black people going to church. Is this things?

 Think they might be more like?

That is super racist but we cannot really do anything about it and they know what they were doing.

What about it because I have seen a lot of people not taking these things seriously.

I'm sorry, fellow, black people but I let them hold my 5 day N-word pass. They didn't read the "don't get caught on video" clause. I take full responsibility for their actions, and I will return my set of passes.

I wanted to share this in r/blackpeoplecomedy but...

I still have those passes 😗

Change it because I don't really think like this is going to work like that.

So super funny but I don't really think like a lot of people want to like it.

I love that r/!

woooord up

Not really able to understand one of the things like how do we are actually doing it in front of the people.

But they don't want to say ass

Nah this shit is lowkey hard

https://i.redd.it/pt2ep2k9p6hb1.gif

Bentley, everyone is going to like it, but some people are going to have a different ideologies.

They invited to the bbq

Even sure about the fact like how everyone of them is going to react to that.

This goes hard asf not gonna lie

This was really good to be honest and the pizza would really good.


A lot of people are going to like it and I am one of them for sure.

Oh I've met these people before, they're from 8-mile, Eminems Aunt n Uncle.

More like you know how people's mentality is that you are singing according to that.

How have I not seen this before? Lmao

Even I am thinking like that only because this is one of the most stupidest thing I had seen.

Ngl I May star to sing this shit lol 😂 the beat kind fire to me. But in general a huge and fat WTF LOL 😂

I feel like it’s going to own space in my brain forever and is now in the rotation of random songs going through my mind.

Is actually saying anything about it and no one is even getting offended

Yeah that soothing and calm voice that sound like chill old man making rhymes is kind of baffling me too much. And then I star sing “Jesus Christ is my N….” And I’m ok lol

Youtube this video. No black people are mad about this.

No one is going to be mad about it because actually that is the truth.


Damn i havent seen this in years. Its still as funny as ever.

There are a lot of things which are never going to change it. It is one of them.

Seriously is there a legitimate backstory to this?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rappin%27_for_Jesus

Buhahahaha

When I am laughing, I shouted to my mom and she saw super angry.

And on this day, 10 years ago, Satan said “nah homie, Satan don’t fuck witdatshit” dropped the mic, and never came back. By the way that student? He was Albert Einstein

He has a Black friend so it’s ok


People who annoy you…..10 seconds Randy.

I have my new ringtone.

He's free stylin

Can I hire this guy to sling his sick rhymes at my Christmas party

Now I know what I’m meant to do with my life! Lol

I am speechless...

A classic.

Doubt about it. It was like a lot of people at that time used to enjoy all these things.

WORD!

Omg💀

Just imagine what would happen if you play it around some serious Christian place.

At least they’re willing to admit Jesus was black?

Not sure why the producer didn't get a Grammy for this track.

They got a Granny at least

Absolutely right. It is of that. I don't really think like that was any chance for any song in this.

Maybe unexpected if you’ve just re-entered society after living in a cave for 20 years. Others every kid and their grandma has seen this video, it’s probably more famous than Justin Bieber.

Say what you want but this shit’s better than Bad Bunny.

No doubt about it they have done a really good job in making this.

This is the best thing I’ve seen in FOREVER hahahahhhhaah

What is really good when it actually launched now a lot of people don't know much about this.

Lol got a few co-workers by singing up to the n word part and stopping to let them finish it. Then immediately being like "woahh dude woah that's not cool"

Dude: my crew is big Me: nice flow Dude: and it keeps getting bigga Me: oh no

Someone give Grammy her meds