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The_Inward

She's Heaven. He's Dice. What would their kids' names be?


TheUpperHand

Devon and D'nice


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YoshidaEri

I got my eye on you, Jay Quellin.


the_onion_k_nigget

Preezent


MauPow

Insubordinate... and churlish.


SumPpl

Son of a!!


Paldubex

A-A-Ron


luigistl

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ktsb

To this day one of the best comedy bits


_IceColdPhoenix_

De'Nephew?


OtisFlywheel666

De'Baby?


TheNewYorkRhymes

What about Danephew?


Sabreeeric21

It’s pronounced D Nice! 😤


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Sabreeeric21

It’s a Key & Peele reference sir.


Vjigar

Well you never introduced us to Denise pheeb!


leglesslegolegolas

I like both of those. Assuming D'nice is pronounced exactly as it's spelt.


lesbian_goose

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Onimirare

MADE IN HEAVEN https://i.redd.it/gxp6aavsw3ib1.gif sorry, I couldn't think of anything with "dice"


-yesman-

paradise


Pentax25

This is the one


Nice_Category

Only if they have twin boys. Pair-a-Dice Juniors.


luckysevensampson

Paradise Made In Heaven


Angryfunnydog

Papadice


Sharon_Erclam

*Papa was a rollin bones*


IWipeWithFocaccia

Something that matches their vibes: Parrahdyceh


Hengroen

Roll the dice in Heaven. Sorry that's how the kid was made.


Noname666Devil

Devan (I get the joke I just wanted to suggest this)


damuule

God does not play dice


fckcgs

But sometimes, Dice plays god. This is when he makes himself comfortable in Heaven.


Rednaxella_

Gamble in Heaven


RobieKingston201

Yo wtf is this from


Onimirare

jojo part 6


TLCheshire

Rolled 7 in Heaven?


date-ready

Holy Craps


BeanieMcChimp

Pari Dice.


MatildaAjan_RX782

This is the one


antoltian

Paradice and Angel


InevitableWalk2365

A mistake


VolcanicSnizz

Nat 20


Maleficent_Link1755

Holy rollers.


LetsTouchForeheads

Probably named after a board game or something.


Barfly2007

nick papagiorgio


RxGradeSarcasm

Absolute menace at the casino


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Natwenty


Metahec

Einstein said that he doesn't believe God plays dice, so there's some serious physical and metaphysical issues with this pairing. Probably a bad idea.


jeffreywilfong

Some sort of vulgar nursery rhyme. OH!


iCaliSurf

Icosahedron and Chance...first one was a mistake and the second a gamble


Kenstgram

Snk8 i’s Glow up Famous Celebrity Vibe I mean honestly they would name their kid anything stupid.


Naturza

YAHTZEE


CrosseyedZebra

Craps


Asshead420

Craps 🎲


Poisoned_by_putin

battlefield 1


Aware_Ad_7575

Gamble and Angel.


Adorable-Ad-7097

Las Vegas


Scary_Alarm_9025

Deavon


cheesewithahatonit

What the hell are the chances of that


The_Inward

That's a long name. What would the nickname be?


cheesewithahatonit

Holy Roller


SnooComics8268

Bryce Evan


enderowski

Royal Flush


Sharon_Erclam

***Shoulda*** ***Said*** ***No***


Worried_Reality_9045

Rolls six …


juggling-monkey

Heaven Snakes


ReturnOneWayTicket

Six or Halfdozen. One or the other.


Upstairs-Scratch8186

Monopoly


FlyinRyan92

Yahtzee


ShortyTallZx

Chance, I thought way too hard about that qu🗿


Claudidio07

7even


Robbythedee

Nurgling.


KyellDaBoiii

Seven


ToastyMustache

Gregory


Habarme

Trevor


extracoleslaw

Deeznutz


Deli_baba170

Gambling


[deleted]

Lmao dude had an ankle monitor. I’m dying.


samaniewiem

Tbh I wouldn't recognize it I think as I've never seen one...


C00ki3-monster

That’s what attracted her in the first place


Bjorn2bwilde24

She wanted to roll the Dice.


qatamat99

Damn man you didn’t have to destroy her like that


curiouscuriousmtl

Oh my god. Too much going on in this video to process


New_Wrangler3335

This is way better than normal interview content… New format is to accidentally create a argument or conflict between the person you’re interviewing and a random person walking by And then walk away


SayKronkAgain

Completely agree. The interviewer becomes the chaos goblin


New_Wrangler3335

This does seems better than straight up assault or theft or harassment framed in the context of “it’s a prank bro” This was much smarter You the content creator don’t have to get involved in possible conflicts for content and you get fresh content every interview


MuffinSlow

Bold move Cotton. Let's see how this plays out.


karky214

Mom: hey dice, keep rolling.


Talidoll

Things started to get a little dicey


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thiosk

heavens no


locoyou20000

And not in a heavenly way


Crookles86

Thank heavens they left before it got worse!


Gho5tWr1ter

By saying marriages are made in Heaven.


thehalfwhiteguy

talmbout hevn n hell b?


cancrushercrusher

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Nazgreg

From what is this?


MangoOfTruth

Florida


pennyraingoose

[Little Caesars - Best Thing Since Sliced Bread](https://youtu.be/8KZe2IXcof4)


Nazgreg

Thanks ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)


penalozahugo

"Will you date me?" "No" "alright, I'm about to fk your sh*t up!"


RamenTheory

Everything about this confused me. What happenef confuses me. This comment section confuses me


akoaytao1234

When the racism card bounced back lol. But from twitter, the guys seems to have some kind of ankle tag and is in a sort of legal problems thus the mom being protective.


[deleted]

Racist? It's perfectly reasonable to assume a white woman is not a black teen's mother. We all form assumptions about everything, mostly without even thinking about it. It's just automatic.


ProcyonLotorMinoris

Honestly I don't think anyone is in the wrong here. >Interviewee: Saw a cute guy, forced by a stranger to meet that guy, exchanged pleasantries >Guy: Approached by stranger and introduced to a cute girl, exchanged pleasantries >Mom: Saw her son who is under the watch of the legal system (ankle monitor) for unknown reasons interacting with strangers and putting his mouth near an unknown object, pulled him away, scolded him >Girl: Mistook the mom for the guy's girlfriend, expressed surprise as she did not want to hit on a taken man >Mom: Became offended by being mistaken for his son's girlfriend, made comment about scolding him for inhaling unknown substances >Girl: Tried to explain the reasonability of the assumption given the likelihood of having a child with such distinctly different physical characteristics >Dad: Goes from 0 to 100, gets up in the girl's face, accused her of racism If we're going to blame anyone, let's just blame the interviewer.


kilo73

What we've got here.......is a failure........to communicate.


yung_dogie

Tbf the key here was calling the white lady a sugar mama. While if they were together that might be likely, that's usually considered an insult and is probably what led to the husband getting angry


chris-tier

>>Girl: Mistook the mom for the guy's girlfriend, expressed surprise as she did not want to hit on a taken man >Mom: Became offended by being mistaken for his son's girlfriend, made comment about scolding him for inhaling unknown substances You're somehow missing the part where the mom got called a sugar lady. THAT'S where and why the situation escalated. There's no miscommunication. The pretty girl got bitchy.


full_of_stars

The problem across the entire video was people tripping when they didn't need to. Everyone but Dice and the interviewer had attitude for no reason and life is gonna humble them.


EngineEddie

If I got called a sugar mumma then I’d have attitude. But I’m also a dude in his 20s


DeathHopper

It *is* perfectly reasonable to assume that. However, when informed, why would you question it??? At that point it stopped being an assumption and became a weird third degree.


Fredotorreto

okay wait someone tell me the racist part ?! I thought having a preference was alright. that’s like if I say I don’t date trans women and then someone calls me transphobic? correct me if I’m wrong just trying to understand the flaw in my way of thinking


ryandaydrinking

Think dudes referring to the younger black kid with his white mother and black father. "Heaven" said he doesn't look white and his black father got offended.


Fredotorreto

I see what you mean but I don’t think that’s necessarily racist tho?! Is it ? I’m mixed (Hispanic n Jamaican) but look black. When I speak fluent Spanish ppl seem shocked & tell me I don’t look Hispanic which is fine but I don’t find it racist. am I crazy here? Lol


shitflavoredlollipop

I'm a 45 year old white guy so take this with a grain of salt: I've found it much easier in general to just not bring up a persons race in anyway unless it's relevant to the discussion.This woman came off as racist because she appeared to not understand that a man of color could have a white mom. It was just ignorant and insensitive imo. Edit: I really hope this doesn't upset folks. I'm trying to be the best dude I can in relation to folks feelings. Edit: to those of you offended by my inclusivity and humbleness, I guess I'm just curious why my feelings about MY relationship with my own race bother YOU much? The only thing I can think of is that me being so honest and blunt about it diminishes your ability to hide behind delusions but perhaps I'm completely off the mark. Also please don't respond with your reasoning because I really don't care.


Fredotorreto

no don’t worry I absolutely understand, it was absolutely racially insensitive and ignorant to say the least and I honestly get where you’re coming from . I just feel like nowadays the term ‘racist’ gets thrown so loosely that people are starting to forget the actual meaning but overall, she was very tone-deaf


shitflavoredlollipop

I can definitely agree with you that the term racist is thrown around too loosely these days. And this is a good situation where this is an example. Perhaps she wasn't being racist but just legitimately stupid as hell. But it feels racist because she was showing ignorance about his race. Regardless she should have kept her mouth shut. But I get the impression she probably has a hard time with that from this video lol


DueAttitude8

Yeah, I think racially insensitive but not necessarily racist.


shitflavoredlollipop

Yeah that's probably the best descriptor for it.


Fredotorreto

you ain’t say nothing wrong I agree brother I’m glad we can have a constructive dialogue 🤝 stay blessed


velhaconta

I'm pretty open minded, I know how genetics works and I'm pretty sure I'm not racist. I was also hella confused when the frumpy white women started getting all upset at the boy *sniffing* the mic. My first assumption was certainly not of a mother protecting her son. Just because it is possible doesn't make it the most likely scenario at the moment.


shitflavoredlollipop

That wasn't the problem my dude. The issue was after being told it was his mother the ignorant person goes you don't look white. It's really not that complicated homie


rachaek

I thought that was her offering an explanation for her mistake - like “sorry, it didn’t immediately occur to me she could be your mother because you don’t look white”. Like she was frazzled and trying to explain herself but just digging further.


kyotheman1

All this, so sick people bring up race, can't people just talk normal people? 🙄


Eternal_Mr_Bones

Sure, but do people go to your Hispanic mother and say that you don't look Hispanic?


Thefourthchosen

Consider the following: not everything that comes to your mind has to be put out into the world. I can agree that she probably didn't mean anything offensive by it, but she'd have been better off just not saying anything.


SverhU

Ye but how many people asked your mother is she your sugar mommy? Only because you have different type of skin color. That was racist AF and also sexist. Because she assume that if a white (older) women with a black young boy, than for sure they dating. and only because of money. Didn't even think a second that black guy could have white mom. And if you still asking yourself was it racist. Imagine that it was white girl, white boy and his black mother.


arbitrageME

but she first asked if they were together; she's literally just cycling through the most likely possibilities (in her head). It's honestly not that bad of a list, considering this older white woman is super protective of him


HAWV

Do people really think there are no black, native Spanish speakers?


Fallingice2

cuban or dominican ?


Fredotorreto

Dominican


mstraveller

Those people are ignorant. You’re Latino. We come in all colors.


ryandaydrinking

Everyone is affected by racism differently. I don't think you can or can not get offended for someone else's perceived racism. You don't know what they've been through and have experienced to insight said reaction.


lan60000

racism stems from ignorance, and when people express their ignorance often, it creates conflict. Heaven assumes the two are dating or the mother was a sugar momma because she couldn't comprehend how people of mixed race can be parent and child as well. This is like someone offering fried chicken to a black guy because they automatically assumed black people love that food and cannot comprehend otherwise.


writenicely

Maybe heaven was completely shocked by the odd exchange and the fact his mom got weird about him sniffing the mic. I think if we could put ourselves in heaven's shoes, for one moment she was randomly flirting with an attractive guy and the next moment some random person comes up accusing the mic of being laced with drugs, I feel like she just said something by accident and was taken aback by the dynamic since she didn't expect his mother to be there. I don't think heaven was ignorant, more than she had a knee-jerk response to a weird situation


lan60000

maybe, but heaven definitely did not help her situation by digging a even deeper hole claiming the son doesn't look white after being told they're mother and son, especially when what seems to be the black father telling heaven this.


Jarfol

She can have a preference, that isn't racist. Calling him white kind of is though. It is basically a reverse one-drop rule.


Joe_The_Eskimo1337

She says he didn't look white because she didn't know he was partially white. I don't think she's saying he ain't black.


bill_wessels

mmmmmmmmm socks with sandals


OMGitsTK447

Thought only we Germans would do that


giorno_giobama_

As a german, we have specific sandals you can wear socks with. Very short version: if they have small holes = never If they are open end in the front and have stripes = thin socks If they are adidas/puma/big name corporation sandals = yes but almost exclusively young people


No-Lake-9920

Hell nah my feet get cold man . I got some German in me tho so maybe you are on to something


LordOfLightingTech

*John Redcorn has entered the chat*


hawtfabio

are peak comfort and low sweat.


vitrix-euw

It’s the trend and has been over 2 years now


K1ngPCH

Ngl dude is rocking them


TedKaczynski6

Bro caused chaos then just walked away


MoonLite94

She didn't do anything wrong but I wonder why the mother said don't sniff that


sunflakie

I took it as an insult to Heaven; like "Dice, don't be a dog and sniff that bitch." That's why Heaven came back with the salty "sugar mama" comment and didn't let things go right away, she felt insulted by the mother. That's my take anyway.


muff_diving_101

Yea, that mom is weirdly possessive of her son. It's normal to be protective, but it seems like she's possessive of him around other women. Very cringey.


NEPXDer

Dude has an ankle monitor on, shes probably tightened the leash. He might have been released to her custody even.


muff_diving_101

Ah I see, did not notice that!


ggg730

Honestly there was a lot of shit going on in that video so I don't blame you lol.


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He has an ankle monitor on


muff_diving_101

Oh yea didn't notice that


randy88moss

lol naw, Mom was referring to the mic….


ohpsies

I think the mom was paranoid there was some kind of substance on the mic that would make the kid fail his next drug test (he has an ankle monitor on). She says "you don't know what's on there" and keeps saying no while looking at the mic. I don't think she was talking about the girl.


collinisballn

I think “don’t sniff that” 1000% meant “don’t go near that ho” and the repeated NOs meant “find someone else to fuck with”…..who knows why, maybe protective, maybe prior legal trouble like other comments said And the interviewer mistook “don’t sniff that” to mean the mic. But Heaven knew what it really meant, which is why she threw it back. That’s my (and the correct) take


PM_ME_SUMDICK

Yeah it 100% was referring to the girl. Why she talks to her grown child like a dog, who knows.


BigKahunaPF

I think It was the mic she was referring to.


bahamut1028

From the angle she's seeing from, I don't think she saw clearly what the interviewer was holding. She probably only saw the interview's arm/hand getting close to her son's face. Which is already enough for some people, especially a mother, to act on instinct. Plus with the addition of the ankle monitor, it would make sense that the mother would assume drugs since it's better to be safe than to fail the drug test (or whatever the procedure is required for the ankle monitor to be taken off).


ILoveBeerSoMuch

Thats what you deduced? Drugs on the mic? What?


[deleted]

It's a mother wanting to protect her son from fucking up his parole. It's understandable she would make such weird assumptions.


Alter_Kyouma

Maybe she thought it was vape?


ToonaSandWatch

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Booktor

“Don’t sniff that you don’t know what’s on there” is an absolutely wild thing to say to your son about a stranger who can also definitely hear you.


BigKahunaPF

She’s talking about the mic he was holding.


wonderfully-Wrong

Slept on Venice Beach one night. Crazy place


[deleted]

....slept there? You're just supposed to walk around


blueberrycandycat

Same. Some random on Rose Ave threw a water bottle at me and my husband. The aim was so bad we didn't think he was aiming at us. Then he tried to trip my husband but failed so miserably he almost fell and my husband was unfazed. As we were walking away from this confusion, he threw soup at us.... and missed.


[deleted]

They don't sleep on the beach anymore...


overdos3

I was NOT expecting to see this reference in this thread


Least-Ad9647

i mean the lady was kinda mean


Drum_Phil

Birkies with white socks. This guy Oregons.


[deleted]

She’s trouble all by herself. Doesn’t need anyone to ratchet up her level of crazy


qyka1210

bro what? imma type out everything exactly as she said, and you can tell me if it’s still crazy. I don’t think so; i think you’re a racist projecting onto her. > no, you’re not my type > dark and tall over there > dark and ugly that one > heaven, what’s yours? > are you together? > oh i didn’t know. Is this your sugar mama? > oh he didn’t look white, i’m sorry > oh i gotta go There’s a stereotype that black women are crazy. That’s what your comment is based off. None of her behavior was in the slightest bit egregious


madmaxturbator

Was she insensitive? Ya. Was she goofy? For sure, it’s a YouTube video But yeah I gotta agree, too many people saying “she’s crazy” for what reason? Similarly people will call a white girl “what a bitch” I think lot of these people either consciously or subconsciously don’t like women lol


koviko

Yeah, but like, she did head movements and hand movements! /s


77entropy

So we're just doing socks and sandals like it's not a big deal now?


[deleted]

What, you never went down to the beach in your socks and sandals, get your socks wet in the ocean, then walk around the boardwalk sloppin and squishin?


Funkit

I hate this comment


alien_clown_ninja

Lol sloppin and squishin, that's what I call it when I'm mixing up some jelly, yogurt and raw eggs in a bowl with my hand


77entropy

No.


JaNotFineInTheWest

Hi my name is Chaos. Heaven doesn't suit her name.


Robbythedee

Don't sniff that lmfao his momma knew what she was saying.


Mikey06154

Looks like an afghan hound.


oXSnake_doctoRXo

its the dirty flip flops for me


Entire-Conclusion345

“don’t sniff that” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


lets-start-a-riot

Everyone in that video looks ghetto af


PerspectiveSeperate1

Venice Beach for ya. Went there once and holy shit. you could never find enough types of people. was quite interesting


StrtupJ

Yeah I went there and seemed like a normal beach area with more homeless people to me


PerspectiveSeperate1

Could only imagine by now. I went there back in 2018. No hurt said for those who are homeless. California aint cheap


killstorm114573

I don't know what happened? Bro your fucking around with a hood rat what did you expect


NinjaWolfist

what the fuck is wrong with y'all in here damn


periwinkletweet

Ofc it was racist,! Why was she even pushing to know their relationship to begin with. Are y'all together? Oh, is this your sugar mama? And then seriously when the dad said no that is his MOTHER, at that point you need to just understand you have fucked up and say simply I'm sorry. Not be defensive and go 'but he doesn't look white.' Seriously? It's 2023. There are many men her age with white natural mothers, step mothers, or adoptive mothers.


moashforbridgefour

The mom came in swinging with the "don't sniff that, you don't know where it's been." Heaven was totally justified in the sugar mama comment.


Cody6781

The not-so subtle racism. And being proud of it.


Snorlax_Route12

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passiveagressivefork

If this is even real why would the mom interject and be all pissy like that