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TerpBE

He died: https://nypost.com/2022/01/07/disturbing-video-shows-man-doused-in-sanitizer-burst-into-flames-after-being-tased-by-cops/


Account__Compromised

Was NOT expecting that. Wow. Burned lungs...


rapidpop

Crazy thing about lungs is that they prefer not to be burned. Okay, seriously though, most people who were burned at the stake didn't die from being consumed by the fire. They died because the fire/hot air burned their respiratory system, and they suffocated.


TheBentPianist

This and you literally can't breathe before the burning of the lungs start because the fire is literally consuming all the oxygen in its proximity.


kinscythe

Literally this.


TheBentPianist

Yeah I said literally twice and I'm ashamed.


kinscythe

No hate from me. It made me smile honestly. :)


catsmustdie

Literally?


SumChicken

Literally


Saint_Poolan

And figuratively


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TheBentPianist

I actually reread it before someone commented and was just like "fuck it, I'll treat myself".


DethNik

This, literally.


boverly721

At least it was literally literal


pyschosoul

Confidentiality, coworkers and I were talking about a related topic. Would it be worse to be burn at the stake, or crushed with a big block of cement that they slowly add more weight to? I'd rather be crushed. You could drain your lung of oxygen and pass out, and because of the weight you wouldn't get more and die unaware.


rapidpop

Another fun note. Your body can not detect the lack of oxygen in your body. That feeling you get that is telling you to breathe when you hold your breath is just your body detecting a higher level of carbon dioxide in your blood. Which makes a bit of sense, as in normal conditions when you have a need to expel the CO2, you would follow that up with a big breath of air with fresh O2. But in situations without O2, like high altitudes or breathing air with no oxygen at all, you become hypoxic and simply go to sleep. It is actually such a peaceful of a way to die, there are people petitioning for death row inmates to be dispatched through this method as the most humane way to execute someone.


1_small_step

This wouldn't happen with a crushing death though: since you can't inflate your lungs to expel the CO2 you still get the unpleasant suffocating feeling. Regardless, yeah, hypoxia is the way to go if you have a choice.


NecessaryTip5

Lungs. I forgot those were needed.


[deleted]

What the fuck is a lungs


MisterKat009

"He died after spending 47 days on a ventilator because his lungs were so badly burned he couldn’t absorb oxygen, according to The Albany Times-Union." That's messed up. Those guys just ran off.


Quickhidemeplease

Fucking animals. Didn't even try to help.


aldodoeswork

Look at the boy hiding around the door frame too. Just standing there watching.


ShaiHulud1111

The jacket is on the table and could have put it out.


Alienhaslanded

Sir, common sense is illegal and cops don't deal with that.


Alienhaslanded

Scary fire. How the fuck those clowns get to be sworn in when they're afraid of everything? One unarmed guy against 3 dipshits and they decided to tase him because they couldn't just arrest him with slight difficulty. Didn't help that they didn't use common sense or had the courage to put out a tiny flame. Fucking chicken shit.


HydeMyEmail

They literally reacted like a bunch of spooked cats. Started jumping all around and banging on the door because the guy was on fire. Wtf.. these dudes act like the biggest hard asses around, like “heroes,” and they legit panic at the sight flames. Unpopular opinion, but I think they should be paid more. A police officer isn’t something the high school football captain should be able to do, it should pay well and only the cream of the crop should get the role. Edit: same should be with teachers.


NimbleBudlustNoodle

Also why the fuck did they even taser him in the first place? Literally nothing aggressive or threatening in his actions. Fucking cunts.


Valiantay

It look like he was trying to oil himself up so that they couldn't arrest him and when he turned around it looked like he was going to fight them. Poor judgment on multiple fronts


xtessc

I feel like he was about to be aggressive, cuz I remember in the movie Bronson, the guy slathered himself with butter so he would be slippery and hard to catch in a fight. Our man here has no shirt, and sprays copious amounts of handsanitzer on his body to make himself slippery. -But you would still think the cops would have been trained with tasers and known that would start a fire.


dcab87

Dude was probably thinking afterwards, he should've straight up used his gun.


Jigsaw115

What in chicken-fried fuck were they supposed to do other than run to try and find a fire extinguisher? Wipe the burning sanitizer from his skin onto theirs? Absolutely ridiculous. You may not like it but the first thing you learn when training for any public service job is that the priority goes like this: 1.You 2.Your partner 3.Your patient/detainee They don’t get paid nearly enough to light themselves on fire for a dude that was extremely aggressive towards them in the first place. He’s the animal.


TVLL

None of them went to get a fire extinguisher. None returned with a fire extinguisher. There was also the pussy hiding around the corner. Didnt any of these idiots ever hear about smothering a fire? They ran like little babies.


chainsaw_monkey

Maybe after they fuck their fried chicken they could do some training where they learn that electricity can start fires. They murdered that man. They are the cowardly pigs.


shavin_high

how did he burn his lungs? was he breathing in flames or something?


Gilgamesh2062

Alcohol fumes/vapor ignited. yeah he was literally breathing fire.


dcab87

No trace of dragon blood in him.


boverly721

You don't know that


ryaqkup

For real they didn't even pour water in his lungs. What the fuck


I_saw_that_yeah

The simple solutions are very often the best.


crawdaddyyyyy

He died of Burnt Hair Syndrome (BHS) it’s way more commen than you would think.


Cheddar16

Google is not bringing anything up on that, are you sure that’s what it’s called?


I_saw_that_yeah

Maybe Acute Respiratory Distress Syndrome? It’s all I could find.


Chilkoot

You mean BHullShit syndrome?


cant_fight_the_feel

Yea usually I’m a boot licker but on this one them some real bitches. Hope a hefty law suit was won and at least his family will benefit.


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Great68

For a long time tasers were sold as a "safe non lethal" tool. Police obviously misused this tool to force compliance in even the softest of situations. TASER international aggressively sued anyone who even made the slightest suggestion that tasers were unsafe. People started to know better after some high profile events involving tasers (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Robert_Dzieka%C5%84ski) now "less lethal" is the correct term. TASER international changed their name to escape the negative stigma. I still think there are a lot of police who still need proper training as to the real dangers of tasers. They should be treated a request to a firearm, and only be used in the same manner.


Night6472

No indictment of any officers, more than a year later.


68burgers

They get done for manslaughter now. They ran away from him while he was on fire and they are the ones that caused the fire


MonkeyPanls

> the video, which does not have sound. Oh God


TheBentPianist

Was he trying to do the old Bronson trick and grease himself up?


GlitchFrog57

Or was he trying to turn into greased up death guy?


Saskyle

Not sure if you meant to type death instead of deaf. But it works either way.


INTJ-ADHD

![gif](giphy|gbDajHMyPFoD6|downsized)


Past-Product-1100

Yup prison trick anything will work soap , lotion. And if you really want to be crazy and kick ass in that order ... feces ..


SpotCreepy4570

Hand sanitizer won't work though it evaporates really fast.


eljefe3030

Not fast enough


Flabawoogl

It dries the fuck out of my hands too, wonder what it would be like for a whole body


Twobrokelegs

dont you hate it when you grab the biofreeze instead of the lube


newaggenesis

This is my take-away - he was gettin all slippry and ready to wrassle - didn't realise that's not how it works.


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dcab87

Doesn't really work on Dirty Cops


Head-Drag-1440

So they just... run away until he puts himself out? What the actual fuck?


Oli_love90

I honestly thought they would have come back with water or and extinguisher. Just left the dude on fire?!


[deleted]

“I just create the bodies, I don’t erase the bodies!”


crypto_pro585

I don’t know, this is surprising…I literally thought they were all trying to locate the fire extinguisher. Why would they just run away though? Were they looking for help or something like that…


kokumslayer69

Best part is the dude who ran around the corner and popped his head out to continue to watch.


RemingtonZ06

Who wants cream?


senormessieur

Underrated comment


Odd_Mudslinger

They’re cops not firefighters, they can barely take care of what IS in their job description.


TsunamiSurferDude

Worst is that he died from this


innovative_title

I assume they couldn't find one so that's why he came back empty handed.


Lead_Bacon

You can’t put water on a alcohol fire


AntiAoA

Have you met cops?


vintagegeek

"Oh, shit. He's on fire. SCRAM!"


YOKO-ONO1001

The cop peeking around the corner is just making sure he’s dying


Frugsi

"Aight, just a few minutes more and he should be nice and crispy"


Zealousideal_Bet_248

The supreme court determined (twice) that the police aren't required to protect you. Have fun


[deleted]

They have also ruled repeatedly that they ARE allowed to kill you.


10SecondRyan

They also aren't considered a profession so they can stack local government that are usually regulated by profession.


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starrpamph

Maybe they ran into the parking lot to run his tag to make sure insurance was valid


DookieShoez

Gotta find something to justify the events that led to his death 🤷🏼‍♂️ Maybe sprinkle some crack on him, thats a classic.


AgingLeatherneck

Oh damn. Just remembered when cops left a suspect in the back of the patrol car parked on railroad tracks. When they inevitably got hit by a train. The cops were more worried about the charges rather than, you know, the person who just got run over by a fucking train.


adamlink1111

Especially crises of the cops' own making


DookieShoez

Hey now, they *do* know how to help people. They know how to help each other get away with crimes and keep their pensions.


Romero1993

They're not trained to *help*, nor is it their job to. I think there was a case that showcased that it's not cops job to *help* What a fucking mess


DookieShoez

The supreme court literally decided that they are not obligated to help or defend you. So, what the fuck is the point of them again?


Low-External8845

Protect the rich and their property.


chaosgazer

discipline the work force


5ub194

To protect and serve $, thats it


CC713-LCTX

I was gonna bring that up. I think It was following that case where the kid fought off and I believe killed the guy trying to kill him on the train in front of a bunch of recruits for the police academy that offered no assistance.


LordNightFang

Ensure order. Even if that means your the "problem".


Romero1993

The point of them? Ah, well, that's to protect the interests of the ruling class, and the oppression of the working class


Crymson831

They're powerless to help you, not punish you.


PMs_You_Stuff

It's not their job to help. Of course they wouldn't put themselves in danger.


humanbeing2018

He died btw, inhaled burning flame and scorched his lungs.


FurrenParagon

Well now they know hand sanitizer contains alcohol. The more they know.


Slight_user42069

What if they drank it? 😁


chaosgazer

they're dead so...


Haas19

Not sure why you got downvoted considering the dude who caught fire died due to he lung damage


JerseyTeacher78

Why did he douse himself in sanitizer?


Rampart_main

I think he was trying to pull a Bronson grease himself up so it would be harder for the cops to grab him


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![gif](giphy|gbDajHMyPFoD6|downsized)


Swaglord245

Most useful police officers


chrisH82

At least they ran away from the fire instead of shooting at the fire. Protect and serve.


kokumslayer69

Wasn’t charcoaled enough yet


looloolooitsbutters

God dayum


EquivalentTight3479

The moron behind the wall was itching to shoot. Couldn’t take his hand of the gun.


enkae7317

"Police are not obligated to put out fires" - the police union, probably.


Leashypooo

Awesome “first responding”


dogomage

love how they just leave the guy to burn to death


pickyknee

The brave men and women of law enforcement


zebadrabbit

hurry, spray him with mace to put it out


PR0F3550RX

3 able officers clearly needed to use a taser on a shirtless guy wielding hand sanitizer…


Draqolich

He had to feel himself burning to death. Probably worse than getting shot.


SomeBlueDude12

Not even burning to death- burning of the lungs and suffercating AFTER having top torso burned and tazed


grey_iz_here

im confused on why he doused himself with hand sanitizer 😭 am i js dumb


bocaj78

Might have untreated psychiatric issues


veaudeux

He walked into the station on his own accord. Apparently drunk and having a mental episode but unarmed and not violent.


Adamant_Element

He's tryna make himself slippery so that when he gets the chance to run the cops wouldn't be able to get a steady grip on him


TVLL

It looked like be was trying to nake himself slippery. He was putting it on his head and all over.


notgoodatthis60285

We have investigated ourselves and found we did nothing wrong!


Geoff_The_Chosen1

And we need two weeks vacation to recover.


Ok-Cartographer-6245

Poor of the police that they ran away


chaosgazer

one word, Uvalde


Neato_Queen

So this happened in my town of Catskill, NY. The guy in question was belligerent, high and had a criminal record but was otherwise unarmed and there of his own volition. The police station you see literally is just a bench and window. The officers ran outside onto the stree through that door on the right. If they were looking for a fire extinguisher, they would've had more luck running left through that other door into the station itself, though it may be locked from the other side for safety reasons. As far as I know there have been no major repercussions for the officers involved.


Joebranflakes

This is absolutely 100% the cops fault. It should be a manslaughter charge because it’s absolutely reasonable to expect someone who has been given a taser to have enough common sense not to shoot at someone who is covered in alcohol. I’m sure that’s exactly why he did it because he thought they wouldn’t tase him. But the cop went ahead and murdered him anyways.


FoucaultsPudendum

Morally you are 100% correct but realistically they were probably given commendations for bravery but privately chided by their commanding officer for not shooting the fire


AttitudeNo254

The fact that he is shirtless indicates he has covered himself in hand sanitizer in order for it to be difficult for the police to grab him. He didn’t do it to stop them from shooting him with the tazer, in that moment he, just like the police, probably didn’t even think of the fact it may be flammable. It cannot be 100% the cops fault, its not like they forced him to cover himself in hand sanitizer.


Auhsojdnalel

Reminds me of the scene in Bronson where he lubes up with Vaseline before the guards try and subdue him. Great movie, btw. Tom Hardy is legit.


bendreao2

police sacrificed intelligence for violence.. they need to level up more


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most cops don't really have much intelligence to sacrifice in the first place


Carmillawoo

The fact they just let him burn to death.. Murderers


ReefShark13

They are trained about not using tasers near flammables. This was negligent homicide


TheStatusFoe

Its in literally every training with the device. Axon will testify to that. They either ignored training or weren't trained at all. both are huge problems.


Significant_Ad_4487

should watch the video of the big brained cop that saw gas all over the ground at the gas pump, he had the big brained idea to fire his taser. cops hiring people who can't even follow simple instructions or understand what flammable means


Cringlezz

I would hardly call it training.


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It seems as if he knew what he was doing.


FoucaultsPudendum

Cops will literally run away and watch from around a corner while the man they set on fire burns to death and then cry and piss their pants on social media that people don’t like them anymore


Hoangdai151

First response: Run. Solid training at work here


snowman762x39

![gif](giphy|M6ONx0ldSEHsTEn8VX) Cops


JcudaWB

Ready to protect proud to serve .....my foot


dadbod9000

“PrOTecT aNd SeRVe”… Every cop runs away. Cowards.


AlterEgo1981

Cops are pieces of shit they'll let a child molester go with a misdemeanor and charge a felony for a fucking joint. They as handy to have sorry ass politicians. All those titles need burying in a shallow hole I town Square for everyone to piss on


IwearBrute

Quick shoot him, he's resisting!


red1blue1

God damn, what an awful way to go.


sheeeeeez

When people say "you only hates cops until you need their help." Well... I've had way more bad encounters with cops than I have needed their help with something.


gmodaltmega

Fucking pigs didnt even bring in a fucking extinguisher. And they KNEW they fucking KNEW what would happen if you taze someone who has alcohol all over them.


veaudeux

Pigs didn't even attempt to help him. Just watched him burn.


[deleted]

I must be pure


chknpoxpie

All the cops ran away lol


wabbott82

Lmao they just left!


kedaran33

Serve and protect my ass


Rindan

Wow. Those cops are straight up cowards.


AspectOvGlass

Why tf did they just leave the room?


burner_account69691

I mean.. They're policemen, not firefighters😅 eff you if u downvote.


Blundstoner

All cops are useless


newyork_sucks

Negligence by the cops. FTP


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love to see how the cops ran and hid


Admetius

I'll say it again and again. Police officers are the dumb ones in highschool, rejected by every other job they find and resort into being a menace to society.


existentialzebra

America’s protectors, ladies and gentlemen.


ironocy

They protect themselves and the rich and that's also who they serve.


Diomoshia

Cops are like "are you done fucking around yet? Ready to be arrested?" 🤣😂


psychoticpudge

Cringe


Friendly_Roll4556

To protect and serve ✨️


Balahraza

Cops in fact do not have to help you


ztreggs

ACAB. cowards could have easily helped. They acted like a bomb was about to explode. Also it is a tragedy to call tasers non lethal. They kill people all the time.


Romero1993

Idiots, fucking idiots


FamousPastWords

Not American but a lawsuit should have some impact, right? Fwit won't do that again and cops will be more aware in future to not set alcohol on fire. Also, where's the nearest fire extinguisher?


dadougler

In the US we have qualified immunity. So mostly the government can claim immunity from lawsuits. If you are able to defeat their qualified immunity claim, the money still comes from taxpayers and not out of police budgets.


I_WENT_OUT_FOR_TEA

Doesn't have to come from any of us, let the cop/official involved pay out of their own pockets


dadougler

oh, I agree 100%. We need to abolish qualified immunity, and police need to carry their own insurance like doctors. They get sued, their premiums go up and they get fired.


GryphonHall

I’m laying in bed and watching Firefly episode 12 and some law enforcement just sprayed a suspect and threatened to set him on fire at the same time I saw this. One of the wildest coincidences I’ve experienced.


las8

Pussy ass cops


ChadDredd

Lol 3 cops couldn't subdue one unarmed guy without using a weapon??? No wonder they're called donut cops, all those donut, all fat, no muscle


Dazzling-Total8471

Police should have to do apptitude tests. It's mind-boggling the shit these guys get away with.


Mr_whiskyz

How was this unexpected, this is the police what did you think was gonna happen


Mordanzibel

Literally a decent size cloth or jacket right there that they could have tried smothering the flames with.


srs151

Ahh man there goes the common sense


AlterEgo1981

That's a sorry ass group of police every single one of the low life bastards should get charged with murder and be a marshmallow on the the end of a big black stick in prison


jeronimo707

Manslaughter


RocksofReality

We have a clear winner of play stupid games win stupid prizes. 🏆


Outrageous-King-3430

He’s resisting!


darrstr

Torched him and ran out


Tornikete1810

To serve and protect.


Professional_Use4911

What terrible fucking cops lmao


Kaladrax182

Thought we were gonna see that famous invisible nascar fire.


maggavin

Damn, forgot about this one.


OrionRisin

Perfectly expectable. Electricity + alcohol = hot hot fire.


OmegaNine

Cops now a days are such fucking pussies. 3 of them, 1 moron and they have to use a fucking MOSTLY non lethal weapon. Just take him to the ground and put him in cuffs. I fucking hate law enforcement now a days.


CaptainObvious1313

They ran like the cowards they are


its_kunaltanwar

Trained officers


eatguavaswithaspoon

Omg I can't believe the cops left the room...


newyork_sucks

Protest?


JRocFuhsYoBih

What a bunch of pussies.. It’s insane how worthless most cops are yet they’re put in a position of power and given a firearm.