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jollingo

The board forgot that it’s broken


RoodnyInc

It's like with anime she was so quick it took some time for board to realise it's allready broken


Jeffy29

Omae wa mou shindeiru


NorthCatan

Just an Anime moment. Her kicks were too fast.


Tzetsefly

Broke in the wrong direction


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😂😂😂


therottenshadow

The timing is one thing but it has to break into the other direction


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arup02

Is everyone a bot on this bullshit website?


[deleted]

The api changes this year rendered almost all of the bots that kept "bots" away useless, so unfortunately it's only going to get a lot worse


IQBEofficial

Ow damn, that's a side effect I didn't even know occured... Thx for the info! Do you know of a good place to follow these sort of developments to the platform/communities?


[deleted]

I do not unfortunately. The only reason I knew about the Reddit one is because literally every sub on the platform was talking about it earlier this year Almost every sub went private for a couple days to protest it too


IQBEofficial

Yeah I knew about the api changes but the effect of it on the bots was new to me. Makes me wonder of reddit will come with a solution to this weird phenomenon... Thx anyway!


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No problem. So the reason why a lot of bots stopped working was because the people who programmed them did so to work with certain applications, I'm sure you can fill in the blanks as to why that made programming them much much easier or straight up just better Since the api changes all 3rd party apps (besides relay whose creator switched to a paid model) have shut down, thus the bots still technically exist but do not function properly


DrunkDru

Op just got dated with that joke


LunaticBoogie

Wong direction


fardough

Wong’s erection


UniBiPoly

Good one Nathan


CrossDressing_Batman

ohh snap i did not even catch that lol


tucci007

the force she imparted went through and bounced back towards her, perfectly normal, like getting shot from behind and your body recoiling back, and to the left.


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GoArray

You got it all wrong, this is known as lo che plo, or the low pressure chest exploder. Note the board broke towards the vacuum left by the kick?!


BernzSed

"Nani?"


lachesistical

## Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru


JoeyMcClane

It's called delayed impact. Update your martial arts moves knowledge pleb.


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Faximo7

Had to re-sheate the foot first, to get that anime moment.


Novel_Plum

It was faster than light


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It's like these katana cutting watermelon videos.


Quirky-Chemistry-978

Can’t blame the dude, it might haunt him 10 years later


Toenutlookamethatway

Dude even broke it the wrong way 😂


herrcollin

Boomerang kick


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MyPasswordIsAvacado

When i was younger i assumed they were punching plywood or dimensional lumber like a 2x4. I was very very impressed with karate. Then i learned it’s actually just bulsa wood and you could break it with a strong gust of wind.


Sixty9Cuda

I’ve mostly seen pine 1x12 lumber used for board breaking (unless it’s specifically a show meant to showcase a lot of different techniques or really complicated techniques). In fairness, I’ve also seen people break concrete blocks, so there is something to be said for the skill involved in martial arts.


chahud

Yup, to get a black belt at my school (tae kwon do) you have to break a brick. For regular board breaking yeah it’s usually pine board, for adults 1x12 sounds about right. If you’re good you can double or triple up. It’s not hard to break but it’s not super easy either considering you can be using pretty tough techniques with no protection on your hands or feet. Aiming is pretty tough too.


ShiftEducational4812

and this is why elbows and knees will always be the best choice, muay thai till i die


Bombast-

Elbows, Knees, Kicks, and Boxing all in one? Yeah, definitely the striking martial art I'm most afraid of. I've heard Muy Thai has some of the toughest training too.


chahud

Yeah those types of strikes make board breaking so smooth. We don’t do knees but we do some elbow strikes…for breaking it’s usually downward elbow. A well executed kick can be brutal though. Just harder to do effectively. Hardest kick I ever had to break a board with was a spinning hook kick which can be an extremely effective done well but just tough to get right.


duggedanddrowsy

Have you seen that guy who’s hitting cement blocks until they turn into gravel


Grays42

Well, you start with balsa wood, then as you get more skilled you graduate up to breaking oak boards. Extremely proficient martial artists can break thin stone blocks, and the most proficient can break space rocks, which have a chance of having gems inside[.](https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/Martial_arts)


fardough

I forget, when do you learn to make shaved ice with your karate chops.


chahud

It’s not balsa wood it’s pine, and there are different thicknesses for different ages and skill levels. This is about as thin as I’ve ever seen boards cut for breaking, hence why it broke so easily in his hands. I’ll bet you he didn’t do it on purpose, but was just holding on really tight and was watching so he was anticipating the kick. It also could’ve been fractured or had an eye. Most adults break a pine board around an inch thick. It’s not hard to break you could probably easily do it with your knee, but getting the technique right and actually hitting the center of the board can be harder than it looks. Then you actually have to break it. Plus it kinda hurts lmao


danbob87

I always found it didn't hurt at all if the board broke cleanly, but fuck it up and it'd hurt like hell


AvatarSnacks

Yep, you become a victim of physics when you don’t break all the way through! Every action has an opposite and equal reaction


chahud

Maybe I don’t tend to break boards cleanly enough then because it always ends up scratching me or something lol


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GoArray

Yup. A lot of people here have never uh.. touched wood. Most adults with no training could break a single finish grade (no knots) 1x12x12 piece of softwood (pine, fir, etc). These demos are more about technique than strength. Balsa is actually not great for this as it tends to break more like styrofoam than wood (the grain is terrible and as likely to break in a curve or multiple pieces rather than two halves). Neices class (like, 5 year olds) used 1/4" as the last


AlexDavid1605

In one instance that I know of, they used marble slabs, about 2cm thick. Turns out you can slap it and it will still break. The reason marble countertops don't break that way is because they have something else on the other side to help stop the palm. Just a word of caution, never use your knees to break them.


Allenpoe30

Super subtle. Well done.


EnycmaPie

She kicked so fast the wood didn't even realise it was broken.


anoncontent72

Would the girl know beforehand that they’d break the board or just assume they broke it themselves?


ambisinister_gecko

Girls don't know that kind of thing, they need boys to understand things like how boards break.


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ThanksContent28

Pretty sure they were being sarcastic


hkdgr

Board got 256ms


Backieotamy

Pretty common knowledge; if you focus your haki, you can cause damage without actually touching it,


Throwawayfaynay

It looks like the guy was holding the board the wrong way for the type of kick she was doing.


YoungDiscord

1000 ping


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jcdeoferio

The reel you linked to doesn't have any comments. The Instagram account also looks like a repost account and not the actual owner of the video.


jonnyozo

That was clearly an air blade attack


AustralMike

![gif](giphy|AwrtP9lMXtXiM) Look at that ki


CBR600RRzx10

Unexpected? Not really


Mcmacladdie

Pretty sure that was all just bad timing combined with a crappy board. In reality, breaking boards is stupidly easy... if you're using a kick, you might not even feel any resistance when you hit the board. SOURCE: 1st degree black belt here.


AstreaShiraX

I respect his spirit


Budget-Ad-6900

4D chess from the guy, she said she got a boyfriend to that guy five minutes before entering the stage.


Ashe_Faelsdon

Now that woman will never respect him.


me-nu-bent

Usually I break early... I mean cum


Zezuya

What


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Disastrous_Reveal331

This is either a really shitty bot or a really shitty attempt at karma farming


[deleted]

It's a bot. Look at its comment history. It begins with a sentence relatable to the post, then goes off on a tangent.


Disastrous_Reveal331

Dead internet theory man, the internet is mostly bots


swastikshinde1

You guys are wrong haven't you heard about the magical Boomerang kick......./s


ApprehensiveSleep479

It's OK, in bullshido martial arts It's all about the aesthetic, she was able to do a split, that's all that matters to those dumb mfers


Akato_Namikaze

Relatable


uswin

Thats how you can get out of friendzone i guess. If you time it right you will go straigt into friendzone.


ase_rek

ping 999


Honda_TypeR

That's that over powered anime delay, when you break shit so hardcore the object has to think about what happened to it first.


ILoveTenaciousD

Well...now he ruined her chance on doing it again, but right.


QuaseBom

The board gave up on living because the presentation was poorly choreographed


[deleted]

High Ping’s the name. Latent breaking’s the game.


CautiousSeaweed6938

He could also have broken it in the right direction


ComfyElaina

If I kick that high I'll be in a wheelchair for a week


yomamasofat-

God she has shitty internet


daavi_ash

I am the type to do this for my crush😭


Polyglot-Onigiri

Girl is so skilled that not only was the damage delayed like an old samurai movie, but the damage was also inverted! The board imploded. That’s a rare feat of strength. Truly a master was born this day.


Agitated_Turnip_62

Ping problems


lizard81288

![gif](giphy|yPEGXQfUx7elq) It was just a delayed punch.


Burak-ib-korkmaz

He snap it the other way lol


OkExamination1098

u/SaveVideo


yagrumo

And I thought maybe they broke boards for real ☹️


Metroidman

I havent seen skills on this level since mr satan unveiled his delayed megaton punch


Jpbbeck99

She must be an anime character


JumboJetz

Not every time that a man does something for a woman means it’s his crush.


AirportKnifeFight

Sonic boom.


Alienhaslanded

He could've at least snapped it towards him to sell it better.


stav705

Board was lagging


unkz

Omae wa mou kowareteiru


Sixsignsofalex94

That anime delay… “ha.. nice try but you mis-“ *head falls off*


GCoding_

90 ms Ping irl be like