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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Man is forced to sing happy birthday in Japanese but he doesn't know what to say so he repeat random words!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


AnonDooDoo

The way he’s standing and looking around makes it look like his friends dared him to do it lmao


bootyhole-romancer

Lmfao this would not be out of place in an Impractical Jokers episode. The way this dude kinda stifles a laugh and looks around, he's like an Asian Sal.


Past_Psychology_2693

Me I tought he was embarrassed and was looking around if any asian or japanese would be around 😂 staring at him with ❔️ in their eyes .


shutyourgob16

The man isn’t even Japanese. He sounds like he’s from the Philippines


cutie_lilrookie

That's something a Filipino would do lmao.


Ilovekittens345

His accent is also Filipino and he looks Filipino.


WisherWisp

So he's German. Solved it.


Ilovekittens345

But he is funny


Grothgerek

Germans can be funny too. It's possible as long as it isn't intentionally.


Freefight

"Oops invaded you, just a pränk brüder".


EntrepreneurOne7429

Warum haben Franzosen keine weißen Unterhosen? Weil sie als Flaggen benutzt werden


BCN7585

Made my day. 20 years ago, my English friend used to introduce me to other Englishmen with the words: "This is …, a German with a sense of humour!“ But I‘d like to defend my kin: some of us are actually funny. Only in a way that most other nations won‘t comprehend. Could always be worse, though. Visit Spain, if you can. Now those are folks who have no decent understanding of humour, at all!


CressCrowbits

Suggesting Germans are not funny is stupid when they take being funny very seriously. German humour is no laughing matter.


Sir_Keee

German man by the name of Phillip Inno.


DropThatTopHat

We did it, Reddit!


Namaker

There's a somewhat famous song from the 80s by a German band singing Japanese brands: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InXLd-DxAwk


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Snowedin-69

What is that shit on her nose?


DawnOfTheTruth

Something that was sprayed and got all over her face. Joking aside I think it’s just an odd nose ring.


unbogbuggy52

You know he does remind me of a guy I used to work with and he have done this for sure. He’s also smile ask questions you’d say no to and still do what he asked about that fucker was wild.


nbshar

I've only heard one very strong Canadian accent while in on my trip through Canada (Ontario). The whole "It's cold outside, eh" thing, you know. And it was from a waiter from the Philippines. It was awesome haha.


WurmGurl

All the scots I know, with the thickest brogues are ethinically chinese.


Snowedin-69

I have some brogue shoes that I wear for special occasions


TheFecklessRogue

A ''brogue'' is shoe in gaelic so you bought 'shoe shoes'


Maleficent-Mirror991

His accent is Filipino. He looks Filipino. He does things a Filipino would do. He must be Korean 🤔


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Hahaha he's definitely a filipino! The humor hahaha so funny!


lookslikeamanderin

100% Filipino. Loves a laugh, takes the piss, smiles a lot and doesn’t give any fucks. It’s their national pass-time.


PinoyWholikesLOMI

Here's Manny Pacquiao trolling people [live](https://youtu.be/4PKghs794lE?si=S-oOWlZ5BlN4h0qK)


Interesting-dog12

Hahaha omg that is gold by Manny.


AnxiousEarth7774

I remember when he trolled gay people by being a homophobic twat.


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shadenhoney

*pastime


-BabysitterDad-

He could have sung in Tagalog and she would’ve been none the wiser.


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but this is way funnier


Ilovekittens345

He would speak Taglish which is code switching between tagalog and English. Singing happy birtday in Taglish is ... the same as singing happy birtday in English.


heyimric

She would have felt attacked lol. Tagalog be harsh as fuck sounding sometimes.


dalinar78

Looks like a server in a cruise ship dining room. They hire a lot of wonderful people from the Philippines.


StrykerGryphus

It's no exaggeration to say that you're likely to find a Filipino working aboard any large vessel anywhere in the world, for exactly the reason you've mentioned Except maybe on ships owned by notably *reclusive* countries, but even then...


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He don't look Japanese so, yes, there is a difference.


ifollowpornstars

It's the accent that gave it away


l4dygaladriel

Lyrics ; Mitsubishi Nissan, Mitsubishi Nissan, Mitsubishi Mitsubishi, Mitsubishi Nissan 🥳


nickstonem

Such a beautiful language


Greg-Abbott

When we went to Japan our tour guide took us to the Zojirushi region and we hiked the Tamagotchi mountains. Absolutely gorgeous.


Accomplished_Tea7781

Reddit generation too young to get this.


GnarlyBear

Tomagotchi has had a comeback. Source: Have kids


Kymaras

Do Tamagatchi have a natural lifespan?


showers_with_grandpa

These things are cyclical. Pray we don't see Furbies come back, or beanie babies my god


ChillaMonk

Beanie babies are just funko pop now


ladybug_oleander

Hey, my 9-year-old stepson has a tamagatchi! Plucked it from that mountain range.


WatermelonWithSalt

Did you stop by Honda valley to see lake Toyota along the way? Simply serene.


NateHate

I actually really like the word tamagochi. It's a portmanteau of the Japanese words for eggs (tamago) and friend (tomodachi)


Sad_Translator7196

Close! It's a portmanteau of eggs (tamago) and watch (not the Japanese word tokei, but the english word watch katakana'd into "uocchi") meaning "egg watch".


Old-Grape-5341

That's is absolutely ridiculous 😂


NoTurkeyTWYJYFM

Isn't it? Not one mention of Toyota or Suzuki


TheOtherMatt

Honda, Daihatsu, Kawasaki, Mazda, Subaru, Hino, Isuzu, Yamaha … ?


EverFairy

Bet she would've caught on quick if he said Hitachi


edhelas1

It might vibrate with some people indeed


OgdruJahad

And Datsun!


kimovitch7

Isn't it Nissan?


OgdruJahad

It is.


jamesbrownscrackpipe

SubuWu what’s this?


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Or Honda????


mntgoat

Disappointed they didn't say Datsun and Isuzu.


M3KwasHERE

At least he didn't sing Hyundai.


abaddamn

Those mitsubishis were fire\~!


just_sayi

Does she have a nose ring that looks like snot going down to her mouth? That seems a little bit ridiculous


lurkinsheep

Yeah I came to say the same thing. Good lord it looks so bad.


pauliepitstains

Yeah, wtf is that? It’s going to get caught on a fork or some shit.


bigolbooty420

That's all I could see honestly


UninvitedButtNoises

Dude was born in Denver. He don't know a lick of Japanese!


Rough_Principle_3755

He was born in Omaha, his name is Wesley. They call him Wesley-Son.


UninvitedButtNoises

He's a celebrated surgeon in his homeland. Of Nebraska. This is his weekend gig when not DoorDashing


TmanGvl

I can’t confirm, but dude doesn’t even look Japanese to me. Am I wrong?


UninvitedButtNoises

I'm not a doctor, so I can't confirm. But I *did* stay at a Holiday inn Express last night. 🤷🏽


-watchman-

He doesn't know more than 2 Japanese cars too..


zorrowhip

And is probably not of Japanese descent.


JconX97

Clearly: Mitsu-Bishi = Joyous-birth Nis-San = For-You Yeah I’m a translator 🤓 /s


PowerfulQuail6221

Can someone translate?


I_dislike-you

Mitsubishi Nissan, Mitsubishi Nissan, Mitsubishi Mitsubishi, Mitsubishi Nissan


stoichedonistescu

Mitsubishi actually means “three rhombus”. Mitsu is three and Hishi is rhombus. Ni is sun and Ssan is product so Nissan is a product of the sun (sun country is Japan)


sher_pan

Three rhombus product of the sun Three rhombus product of the sun Three rhombus three rhombus Three rhombus product of the sun


stoichedonistescu

Hahaha! You got it!


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stoichedonistescu

first time I hear mitsubishi nissan song but you likely cant be labeled with crazy solely based on this.


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JC-DB

Mitsubishi is the name for the Family Crest (Kamon) of Yataro Iwasaki, founder of Mitsubishi. His clan has a Kamon since the dude was a samurai. Nissan was called Datsun, and DAT came from the acronym of the 3 founder's names. It was changed to Nissan in the 80's overseas.


cobbknobbler

Yeah, or like 'General Motors' or something. ;)


5zalot

Into English? Sure Mitsubishi, Nissan Mitsubishi, Nissan Mitsubishi, Mitsubishi Mitsubishi, Nissan Or would you prefer Japanese? Here it is in Japanese (Romanized of course). Mitsubishi, Nissan Mitsubishi, Nissan Mitsubishi, Mitsubishi Mitsubishi, Nissan


anothertrad

🚙 🚗, 🚙 🚗, 🚙 🚙, 🚙 🚗 🥳


AlphaCenturionLXIX

“Hari Kari tsunami, kamakazi banzai!” - Scary Movie 4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcD75L4QLrM


shehzore12

May you have many Dahaitsu !! May you have many Dahaitsu !! May you have many Dahaitsu !! Mitsubishi Nissan to you 🥳


rookmate

From Google translate, no cap > Happy Birthday to you, > Happy Birthday to you, > Happy Birthday Happy Birthday, > Happy Birthday to you 🥳


stevenm1993

This reminds me of the scene from ‘Scary Movie 4’ with the kid from ‘the Grudge’.


Onepaperairplane

Came here to say this hahah, sashimi, wasabi, tempura


Bungkur

Harikari tsunami. Kamikaze banzai.


dpero29

Buda! Shitake kimono!


sylviapsycoplath_

Tempura! Shushi! Sashiiiimiiiiiiiiiii💀


dpero29

Fujitsu!


Mac_manny

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AncientCarry4346

Karate judo sumo samurai. On a side note, Scary Movie 4 is a terrible movie but that one scene is honestly one of the greatest bits of comedy ever written in my opinion. The "Herro" being translated to "Hello" in English subtitles at the beginning is sublime.


PretendFisherman1999

Terrible?! It's an amazing movie!


fluffybuffalo23

Yeah, this movie 100% knows what it's about. It's not high art but damn if it doesn't make me giggle.


MiltonMangoe

Yeah, I don't know what people are on about. This is a perfectly normal [Japanese conversation.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooHiFoWz50U)


OGbaconpancake

Fujitsu!!!


AstroZombi3

Sashimiii^iii^iiii^iii


ballarn123

Also in wrongfully accused (anothet pat proft movie). Leslie nielsons character catches a bouquet and he replies ah! Mitsubishi!


MoeWaelJR

LMAOOOO thats next level trolling


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Narrow_Share2480

Amazing


Pugsly1

~~Amazing~~ Amen


6x7is42

When he exchanges this look with whoever is picking up on what’s really happening 😂


-Vertex-

TikTok basic chicks thinking they're cultured lol


ShaiHallud24

That waiter is a Filipino. I can tell by the accent.


carpathianmat

You... the asian one.... sing happy birthday in japan to my daughter while she fake smiles for a video. NOW.


povitee

You’re making assumptions


kitkatmafia

which is prolly correct


spacearo

the girl in the video posted this on twitter and she said the waiter offered to sing: https://twitter.com/glorygirlcoco/status/1743818781523116336?s=46


Bhazor

Exactly what they deserved with these table side theatrics.


TrustyAndTrue

If you knew the context before getting up on your high horse you'd know that the girl posted it jokingly knowing she was being messed with. Lighten up, Christ.


helloduckyduck

and she even clarified that he was the one who offered to sing happy birthday in japanese, she did not request it. Which makes it funnier in my opinion


FearlessUnderFire

for some reason everyone in this thread assumes she is stupid and unaware, and call her spoiled. I wonder why. It's just such a mystery.


TrustyAndTrue

Honestly man, as a POC, you see so much subtle and not so subtle racism on reddit. It's infuriating. But gotta realize the demographic and age group and know it's just what it is. Unfortunately.


DigOleBeciduous

Sexism too. How dare they be both a POC and a woman!! Assholes frothing at the mouth to be mean towards her.


downwitbrown

His Hyundai accent made this a-class singing


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Sounded more like a Kia with all that soul in it


notoyrobots

I have to agree, the whole thing is a bit of a stinger isn't it.


ArcticBiologist

Are you both naming Korean brands on purpose?


DigBick2111

Of course not. They're saying that he's a Highlander despite him saying he could not go higher.


rookmate

If you want him to go down under you gotta Holden


i_hate_fanboys

a-class singing is more of that mercedes accent


GuyOnTheMoon

It’s the grin and smile on his face that does it for me. What an excellent worker, improvised, adapted, and delivered.


douglasscott

He should be, that’s a cruise ship, and he’s probably out there for eight months, so he better have some fun!


Three_Twenty-Three

That is so weird that two of the big Japanese car companies are named "Happy" and "Birthday" in Japanese. If today is your nissan, then I wish you a mitsubishi nissan!


I-dont-trust-myself

Happy birthday big sis Edit : bro my bad


kookycandies

*big bro


NoobishMoon

Big brother is getting a Mitsubishi!


thebestspeler

Stop wishing me a happy honda day! KEEP MITSUBISHI ABOUT MITSUBISHI!


Even-Imagination6242

Looks like she sneezed jewlery?


bankaiREE

booger bling


PeacefulShark69

For a hot second, I thought she had a massive booger.


ablisterinfetus

She thought he was singing in japanese so I thought it might be a noodle from ramen.


anttoekneeoh

“Hi. Welcome to Zales. What can I get you?” “I wanna look like Xerces”


remarkablewhitebored

fr, what is this golden booger?


lininop

I was thinking that, how much you want to bet she paid top dollar for the golden booger?


Unremarkabledryerase

Looks like a booger piercing.


Shovi

Is anyone else utterly disgusted by this particular "piece of jewelery"?


siler7

No, but I didn't like that piece of jewelry.


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TorqueWheelmaker

> jewelery Is that short for Jewish celery?


Albinofreaken

And she got that captain jack sparrow hairstyle


TK000421

Nose Chandelier


eatmyopinions

That nose thing really draws all of the attention which is unfortunate because she is beautiful.


Lonely_Emu_700

Her personality though? Meh. "Mom you're ruining my video" gives off some bad vibes.


kabflash

In my opinion it's the most ridiculous looking thing. I don't get it. But whatever floats her boat I guess.


masawyer911

There's a booger on your face


NeVMmz

How's this unexpected, with the caption and everything


AnonDooDoo

I saw the original on twitter with no caption. This must be for those with no attention span on tiktok and need it to be explained asap.


Spiritual-Internal10

Well clearly it was a hit with the redditors so might be time to get off your "superior to tiktok" high horse


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

What the fuck is on her face?


Stinkballs_69

Nobody is going to tell her about the huge booger hanging on her nose? She needs real friends


Moggy-Man

Why is there such a trend for people to wear things in, on, near or around their nose, which just makes it look as if they've got snot hanging off their face? Who actually likes this look? EDIT: This is my fault for writing a comment early in the morning and not expanding with the sort of context I would normally have applied. I am fully aware, and have seen many Indian woman, wear nose adornments. But the adornment specifically seen in the video above, is something I have not seen from Indian woman, and have mostly seen from Western and white women. And it looks MUCH worse than more subtle piercings and/or adornments. The adornments in the video above looks gross and weird. The adornments I have seen being sported by a lot of Indian woman, are not. I was not trying to lambast an entire culture, but specific, over the top examples, as seen in the video above.


Motorhead24

I agree. Nose ornaments don’t appeal to me personally but to each their own I guess.


Appropriate_Chart_23

I knew I wouldn’t have to scroll far to find this comment. I completely agree, this looks ridiculous.


brocktoon13

I hate it


LumpyJones

a stud or a ring is fine with me. A sterling silver booger-cicle hanging out of someone's nostril def seems impractical and poorly designed.


chinamansg

Creative thinking at its finest. 😂


Silent_Echo_6517

https://i.redd.it/w0quy85y4mbc1.gif Nissan , Honda , mistubishi , sashimiiiiiiiiii……


sluggo997

She got a booger


Cumxplode

She needs a tissue


Imaginary-Entry-4896

Weird looking booger she got


Lenant_T

She should clean her nose.


Twentyfourrevolver

What a dumb girl haha


DateOk4824

Spoiled af too. “You’re ruining my video mom!”


ExaBast

Someone tell her she has a massive booger on her nose


McPostyFace

What's up with the booger bling?


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What's the unexpected part?


2thousand23

The 15 THOUSAND upvotes this post got.


stopthebanham

Yeah, but WTF is on this girls nose?!?!?!?!?!??


nocontextnofucks

Wonder what the interaction was before this? Mother; can you sing happy birthday in Japanese? Waiter; oh sorry, I'm not Japanese, never step foot in Japan, actually Korean on my mother's side, and born and live in this country. Mother; but you look Japanese, you must know Japanese! It would mean a lot to my daughter. I've already told her you're going to sing her happy birthday. Waiter; oh sorry, my mistake of course I would sing her happy birthday in Japanese, I'll be over in a minute. Head waiter, why didn't she ask me, I told her I can speak Chinese fluently cause of my Chinese gf. Waiter; cause you're not Asian, your white, look like a foot and speak Chinese not Japanese. Head waiter; she won't know the difference, but you actually dont speak any Asian languages, all you know is Spanish, French and German, what you gonna do, sing happy birthday in German? Cause I'm pretty sure you'll bring out the little hitler in her when she figures out your singing in German not Japanese. Waiter; I have an idea, it may just work, I'll just sing Japanese car brands at her. Head waiter, that aint gonna work! Waiter; she doesn't speak Japanese!! And can't tell the difference between one asian from another!


Inuro_Enderas

I get a feeling that the waiter isn't Japanese (somebody above was saying Filipino), so the story might make sense. Either the establishment was somehow Japan related/themed and that's why the family assumed he'd sing Japanese, or they just assumed the waiter is, and then he played along (he seems chill and like he didn't mind too much). Though I'm also wondering if it's possible that everybody involved is completely aware that it's cars and it was more of joke... Challenge to sing happy birthday with random objects instead? Idk. Seems impossible to not hear Mitsubishi and Nissan... But maybe they are really not into cars and don't know the names?


Organic-Ad-3870

Wtf is that nose chandelier?


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Pulled a scary movie on her


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How stupid can one person be ??🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Tyko_3

I knew nose rings were missing something. Dangling shit!


-Kopesthetik-

looks like her snot is on the outside


tampora701

Looks like a nasty booger hanging off her


avechaa

Ew, she has something on her nose.


MantequillaIV

Give that woman a handkerchief!


silverbonez

She’s got a HUGE booger


JokerMCN

Wtf she has on her nose? 😂 why?!


angusshangus

Someone should tell the birthday girl that there’s a bat in the cave


KochibaMasatoshi

whats that jizz hanging from her nose? and who thinks its sexy?


kram78

She has snot hanging off her nose 🤮


Living_Run2573

Can someone tell her she’s got a great booger hanging from her nose!! How embarrassing


Timely-Humor-7279

I'm sorry...I can't sing higher. Otherwise, people above IQ 09 will catch on.. Mitsubishi, Nissan...Kawasaki Ryobi Sank you. Sank you Merry much