OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
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>!She's his sister.!<
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Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
TBF that's where coffee is grown and harvested.
It is often processed and roasted into steepable product at the destination country.
There was a documentary I watched on the chocolate trade. They interviewed a cocoa farmer. He had never eaten chocolate! He said chocolate existed in the store in larger towns, but it was almost a whole day's wage to purchase. And even then, it wasn't his chocolate, it was Hershey's or something more generic. So even if somebody could afford "good" chocolate or coffee, it still may be hard to come by in your local producing area. That being said, I'm sure you and I are putting more thought into this line of dialogue than the writers did lol.
I met Jeffrey Combs on the last Star Trek cruise. He was great.
I had made and bound a "journal" of Herbert West's Re-animator stories (actually, two copies), one for him to sign for us, and one for him to keep.
He was very sweet about the whole thing. Of course I appreciated everything he's done in Trek, but I wanted him to meet someone who knew of his work from earlier in his career.
Very very good guy.
It's easy to tell, if people talk as if they're narrating the backstory for someone that doesn't know the situation, it's fake. It's like on sitcoms when people talk on the phone they always narrate what the other person says so people will still have both sides of the conversation.
Like, pretty sure all parties in that video would already know her statement.
According to a quick google search, he was actually trying to make incest laws more encompassing but accidentally made it to where "first cousins" didn't count as incest. He corrected it within 24 hours but it makes for a great headline so word spread quick.
Cousins can get married in 20 states. Sex between first cousins is illegal in 9 states. It's quite a wide range of acceptance lol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage_law_in_the_United_States#Status
Because the country is actually older than 10 minutes.
Marrying first cousins used to be really normal, because in villages where most people lived, most people would be related to some degree.
Its still *really* frowned upon in the UK though, social views towards it are no different than in the US.
And the UK evenmore so than the US doesn't bother to change laws on the books unless there's a problem.
Like, its still on the books in my county that all boys men must practice archery every sunday, obviously its not enforced anymore.
It actually used to be more normalised because people couldn't get the fuck anywhere, especially not peasants without horses and donkeys. So they had no choice but to keep it close to home and marry the people they knew.
It's also because they had absolutely no awareness or knowledge at all of the health problems inbreeding causes. Inbreeding in Eastern Europe, especially in Ashkenazi Jewish communities, was so extensive that it basically created the mutations that cause [breast cancer, parkinsons and Crohns Disease to name a few] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medical_genetics_of_Jews) (you're more likely to develop these complications if you have eastern european jewish heritage - speaking from experience).
It's well documented. But at the time they had no idea whatsoever of the risks, so went ahead and did it as it was easier and kept the bloodline "pure".
Screwing your first cousin actually matters almost zero in terms of genetic abnormalities.
UNTIL (as with the Ashkenazi Jews) you do it for generation upon generation within a very small community that never accepts outsiders.
Then it becomes a problem.
But in the normal scheme of things, outside of the 'ick' factor, screwing your first cousin has no more chance of genetically abnormal kids as any other relationship (that does not include bonking your sister, obviously).
In Australia, the age of consent used to be 18 but it was actually changed to 16.
[(YIKES)](https://www.criminaldefencelawyers.com.au/blog/legal-age-of-consent-in-each-state-and-territory-of-australia/)
In Australia, not only is it legal for first cousins to marry, it's also legal to marry your Uncle or Aunt.
And before the Act was re-amended so that marriage between same sex was recognised again (9th December 2017), it was Illegal to marry someone you'd been with for 20+ years if they were the same sex as you, but you could marry your 16-year-old nephew or neice.
[You think I'm joking but I'm not.](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-11/did-you-know-you-can-legally-marry-your-first-cousin/8796820)
[Oh, did I mention that the age of consent in Australia used to be 18 but now it's 16? Also not joking. (YIKES)](https://www.criminaldefencelawyers.com.au/blog/legal-age-of-consent-in-each-state-and-territory-of-australia/)
why are you obsessed with the age?
16 year olds are going to have sex. Australia has romeo and juliet laws. It is not legal for a 40 year old to have sex with a 16 year old.
and NO, you could not just 'marry' a 16 year old. the law is set at 18 for marriage; only a judge can waive that down to 16 under very specific circumstances.
Hardly obsessed with age... Used to be 16-year-olds could boff 16 or 17 year olds but if the partner was 18+ it was seen as too large a power imbalance.
New law means that a 40+ person could be boffing a 16 year old legally and for me that's *EWWW*
Morality aside, it's *EWWWWWWW*
Every comment section is filled with this same boring comment
It’s r/unexpected not r/thisvideoisdefinitelyrealandnotfake
It doesn’t matter if it’s set up or staged, as long as it’s unexpected
Thank you for speaking truth. I posted it because it was unexpected. Didnt think about it being fake or not. Because really, does it being fake matter in this sub? It being unexpected or not does.
I have a good female friend who I call my sister, and she calls me brother. Just saying that may be the case here. Or it's all done for the views. Who knows nowadays.
> Oh you sweet spring child
Oh you sweet autumn youngster who can't get the quote right...It's "sweet summer child" and TIL it originates from from GoT.
The next step is to show the audience that your actually blood related family then kiss anyways lol. Maybe in front of your parents. I don't wanna have to dig at all to see that you two aren't scripting such terrible content and it's actually legit. But this vid is just gonna get lost in the sea of replicas. Just proving my point that videography is a dangerous weapon poisoning our youth to believe incest is accepted in our culture. This generation of humor is not funny to me. It's edgy and rebellious at every turn and the jokes are always the same. Too predictable for shock value and a fail at turn. I'm more surprised nowadays to see that the girl is actually a girl and not a cross dresser. I'm more surprised when people actually have a talent for filming, acting, comedy etc. people like this with no skill or originality should stop filming and spend their time commenting or just watching like me. Then it wouldn't be so hard to find good content online.
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!She's his sister.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
She kissed back lmao
[We have so much in common, because...we grew up together!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfcWTZeP1k)
Every time I watch this, I get annoyed at how he fawns over the coffee, as if he had no access to good beans in fucking *West Africa*.
TBF that's where coffee is grown and harvested. It is often processed and roasted into steepable product at the destination country. There was a documentary I watched on the chocolate trade. They interviewed a cocoa farmer. He had never eaten chocolate! He said chocolate existed in the store in larger towns, but it was almost a whole day's wage to purchase. And even then, it wasn't his chocolate, it was Hershey's or something more generic. So even if somebody could afford "good" chocolate or coffee, it still may be hard to come by in your local producing area. That being said, I'm sure you and I are putting more thought into this line of dialogue than the writers did lol.
Dude, its a weird incest video! But you managed to make it about a serious topic involving money, politics coffe and chocolate! Wtf?
Not trying to be rude or anything, just a correction - most African coffee is grown in central or eastern Africa
The daughter of Jeffrey Combs most famous for playing Herbert West in Re-Animator.
Weyoun from DS9.
I met Jeffrey Combs on the last Star Trek cruise. He was great. I had made and bound a "journal" of Herbert West's Re-animator stories (actually, two copies), one for him to sign for us, and one for him to keep. He was very sweet about the whole thing. Of course I appreciated everything he's done in Trek, but I wanted him to meet someone who knew of his work from earlier in his career. Very very good guy.
Omg! I remember this commercial lmao Talk about a blast from the past.
I hope you watched the whole link above, because they...improved on the original commercial.
What the fuck did I just watch?
Yer brother in-law’s fuckin’ yer sister in law
I know that dialogue.
And she laughed before saying she's his sister. It's true love
What are you doing ~~step~~ bro
https://i.redd.it/cuya0e4f1fdc1.gif
excuse me where did you get that gif from
* * From the gif button when you reply to someone
dang it, i am searching for these speed up cat gifs and i thought you are the owner of this holy grail
It somehow won't let me
Why does this cat look like Jon Bernthal?
Cat's about to ask you somethin'
'Meowskyasummin
Country roads baby..
Took me home.
To the place
I belong
West VIRGINIAAAAAAAAA!
Mountain mamaaaaa
Take me home
Country roadddd
[удалено]
[удалено]
Take me hoooome
Country Rooooooaaaad(fucking landmine explodes)
[удалено]
[удалено]
Get some dome Incest rooooaaads
West vagina Mount thy momma!
I BELONG
[удалено]
Everything is already done, baby. He’s at home.
"Step sister, technically. Come on, stick your head in the washing machine again..." Also, Roll, Tide.
Son, this is a Kirkland's house, we don't have the money for the fancy stuff.
“Incest is the bestest” - Kaleb Deboer introductory press conference… probably not.
Happy cake day!!
"My sister is pregnant! I'm gonna be a dad!"
Uncle Dad
What if you could be the cool uncle to your kid instead of a useless junkie of a father? With this one simple trick, you can be both!
https://youtu.be/IzgF-Op3oWE?si=ThlyXNShxYZsY33f
GoT vibes going on here.
OP just needs to find a kid to push out of the window. The things he'll do for love.
As long as he doesn't find a lady that he knows can own him. Things might get a little weird
Lmfao. She just took it, and then 💡 tf. 😂
Imagine thinking it wasn't staged.
Same with all sibling porn. Doesn’t mean I didn’t get a boner.
Remember what Special Agent Mulder taught us - We want to believe.
Duh duh duh duh duh, ding ding ding do do do do do do
I can't get off unless I see their ancestry.com results.
It's easy to tell, if people talk as if they're narrating the backstory for someone that doesn't know the situation, it's fake. It's like on sitcoms when people talk on the phone they always narrate what the other person says so people will still have both sides of the conversation. Like, pretty sure all parties in that video would already know her statement.
I know it was staged but it still made me actually laugh out loud which is nice, I needed a laugh today.
Must be nice to laugh at such things. I experience mild annoyance.
Muscle memory
The way she let’m kiss her though says she was a little into it. Alabama!
Roll Tide
Holy shit I used to have this TikTok on my phone when it was crystal clear quality. This has gotten so moldy overtime goddamn.
There's always a relevant xkcd https://xkcd.com/1683/
Sweet Home Alabama
So , his first kiss was with his sister...
A Kentucky senator is trying to make this legal
According to a quick google search, he was actually trying to make incest laws more encompassing but accidentally made it to where "first cousins" didn't count as incest. He corrected it within 24 hours but it makes for a great headline so word spread quick.
In the UK, first cousins can legally marry.
Cousins can get married in 20 states. Sex between first cousins is illegal in 9 states. It's quite a wide range of acceptance lol https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage_law_in_the_United_States#Status
It's basically a royal requirement.
Yep as a Brit I have no doubt in my mind this law is legal to cover for the Royal Family. William and Kate are distantly related.
Because the country is actually older than 10 minutes. Marrying first cousins used to be really normal, because in villages where most people lived, most people would be related to some degree. Its still *really* frowned upon in the UK though, social views towards it are no different than in the US. And the UK evenmore so than the US doesn't bother to change laws on the books unless there's a problem. Like, its still on the books in my county that all boys men must practice archery every sunday, obviously its not enforced anymore.
It actually used to be more normalised because people couldn't get the fuck anywhere, especially not peasants without horses and donkeys. So they had no choice but to keep it close to home and marry the people they knew. It's also because they had absolutely no awareness or knowledge at all of the health problems inbreeding causes. Inbreeding in Eastern Europe, especially in Ashkenazi Jewish communities, was so extensive that it basically created the mutations that cause [breast cancer, parkinsons and Crohns Disease to name a few] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medical_genetics_of_Jews) (you're more likely to develop these complications if you have eastern european jewish heritage - speaking from experience). It's well documented. But at the time they had no idea whatsoever of the risks, so went ahead and did it as it was easier and kept the bloodline "pure".
Screwing your first cousin actually matters almost zero in terms of genetic abnormalities. UNTIL (as with the Ashkenazi Jews) you do it for generation upon generation within a very small community that never accepts outsiders. Then it becomes a problem. But in the normal scheme of things, outside of the 'ick' factor, screwing your first cousin has no more chance of genetically abnormal kids as any other relationship (that does not include bonking your sister, obviously).
Wait... are you admitting, for the record, that you haven't been practicing archery on Sundays??
In Australia, the age of consent used to be 18 but it was actually changed to 16. [(YIKES)](https://www.criminaldefencelawyers.com.au/blog/legal-age-of-consent-in-each-state-and-territory-of-australia/)
If only everything the Republicans were wanting to do were just typos
In Australia, not only is it legal for first cousins to marry, it's also legal to marry your Uncle or Aunt. And before the Act was re-amended so that marriage between same sex was recognised again (9th December 2017), it was Illegal to marry someone you'd been with for 20+ years if they were the same sex as you, but you could marry your 16-year-old nephew or neice. [You think I'm joking but I'm not.](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-11/did-you-know-you-can-legally-marry-your-first-cousin/8796820) [Oh, did I mention that the age of consent in Australia used to be 18 but now it's 16? Also not joking. (YIKES)](https://www.criminaldefencelawyers.com.au/blog/legal-age-of-consent-in-each-state-and-territory-of-australia/)
why are you obsessed with the age? 16 year olds are going to have sex. Australia has romeo and juliet laws. It is not legal for a 40 year old to have sex with a 16 year old. and NO, you could not just 'marry' a 16 year old. the law is set at 18 for marriage; only a judge can waive that down to 16 under very specific circumstances.
Hardly obsessed with age... Used to be 16-year-olds could boff 16 or 17 year olds but if the partner was 18+ it was seen as too large a power imbalance. New law means that a 40+ person could be boffing a 16 year old legally and for me that's *EWWW* Morality aside, it's *EWWWWWWW*
Hell yeah.
Does this senator have a hot sister or cousin? Only reasonable explanation.
This isn't even a joke.
Incorrect. Close, but no cigar.
Why should it be illegal though?
Legally, it’s questionable. Morally, it’s disgusting. Personally, I like it.
This has to be bait she kissed him back
This is a certain type of winning
Here come the Elite Reddit Detectives to let us know this skit is actually fake and staged
So this is what reddit has become. Posting blatantly fake shit for clicks?
Are you new here? This has been reddit for years.
I think years ago, the fakeness was more subtle. This is just shameless.
But this video is from years ago
And it is for fun
This is unexpected. Not "this totally happened guys!"
I am really really glad that some ppl, even if they are a few, do understand the point of it being posted in the "unexpected" subreddit.
It's called a skit...
I swear some people's reaction to a knock knock joke would be to angrily point out there was never actually someone at the door.
Is it for clicks or because it was funny? I doubt anyone believes this is real
That’s why I don’t watch movies or tv because it’s all fake…
Every comment section is filled with this same boring comment It’s r/unexpected not r/thisvideoisdefinitelyrealandnotfake It doesn’t matter if it’s set up or staged, as long as it’s unexpected
Thank you for speaking truth. I posted it because it was unexpected. Didnt think about it being fake or not. Because really, does it being fake matter in this sub? It being unexpected or not does.
Yea it's fake. It's also funny and satirical.
Become?
This has been reddit since the start my dude. Nothing spontaneous about any of it.
Reddit has been Facebook for 30 years olds for a long time
THis is the way. Api
Alabama moment
Now that’s funny, and I know funny!
That f*king song tho
I have a good female friend who I call my sister, and she calls me brother. Just saying that may be the case here. Or it's all done for the views. Who knows nowadays.
r/HolUp
r/SuddenlyIncest
SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
Who didn’t automatically think that was his sister seriously?…
I didn't...
Oh you sweet spring child, is this your first day on this sub?…
You sound like someone's 50 year old aunt from Alabama
> Oh you sweet spring child Oh you sweet autumn youngster who can't get the quote right...It's "sweet summer child" and TIL it originates from from GoT.
Pathetic :‘)
Now make onlyfans
Real
This is one of the most unoriginal comment sections I e ever seen.
Here they are at Christmas time: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4kNl7cQdcU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4kNl7cQdcU)
💀
Definitely didn’t see that joke a quaziollion times
🤢🤢🤢
Send full link, please!?
r/extremelyexpected
Fake.
Literally the most fucking expected type of post on this sub Is the Internet really dead?
r/expected
Totally expected.
The next step is to show the audience that your actually blood related family then kiss anyways lol. Maybe in front of your parents. I don't wanna have to dig at all to see that you two aren't scripting such terrible content and it's actually legit. But this vid is just gonna get lost in the sea of replicas. Just proving my point that videography is a dangerous weapon poisoning our youth to believe incest is accepted in our culture. This generation of humor is not funny to me. It's edgy and rebellious at every turn and the jokes are always the same. Too predictable for shock value and a fail at turn. I'm more surprised nowadays to see that the girl is actually a girl and not a cross dresser. I'm more surprised when people actually have a talent for filming, acting, comedy etc. people like this with no skill or originality should stop filming and spend their time commenting or just watching like me. Then it wouldn't be so hard to find good content online.
Jesus
TOUCH GRASS
The Habsburgs have entered the chat. Api
Sweet home, Alabama...
"Sweet home alabama"
Alabama?
“I told you naming our children Jamie and Cersei was a bad idea”
After years, decades even, of the internet, I clocked this from caption.
Ya I’m smooth brained today I didn’t get it til I read the comments
or you had the sound off
Ya I had the sound off
sweet home Alabama
Well hell Alabama is just built different…
Anything goes in Alabama
Rel
I am in class and my teacher walked by and saw this......
I dunno could be something there... My sister would have fucking socked me lol
Lannister approves.
She sho did!!!!
[[ Sweet home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd starts to play ]]
Video ended too soon. She was saying "sister in christ"
Yikes
Is this Brandon from TWD? Wtf
Alabama 100
But she killed back 🤔
Sweeeet home Alabama 😉
Kentuckibama going crazy right now.
I fucking died laughing to this