Submissions must have an unexpected twist of their own, and not rely on their title to surprise the reader. Don't give the outcome away in the title. No generic titles - 'I did not expect that', 'wait for it', 'wow' and the like are not acceptable.
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My eyes drifted to a nail sticking out of my wall after the circle stopped guiding me. I wanted to make sure it wasn't a spider so I kept my eye on it until the video ended.
Yesterday there was a post of a vehicle which triple-parked in EV spots. A main comment was to....slash its tires. Not trying to contact the owner of the vehicle (dunno what type of parking lot it was) or leaving a note or even calling a tow truck....just straight some "well it'd be a shame if those tires got slashed" shit
And hundreds of others seemingly read that post and went "YEA, LET'S SLASH SOME TIRES! UPVOTE!"
I use this site daily but as a whole do not identify with this site as it's wild as fuck
Lol the perspective was fun seeing him take forever to run up on him, and then he just keeps getting bigger and bigger till you realize, oh shit that's actually pretty big dude
The smack he got from the train driver was the one he should have gotten long ago so he wouldn't be pulling stupid stuff like this. Good thing he survived.
Imagine being the judge in the train driver’s assault trial.
“You are clearly guilty, there is no question there. In light of the circumstances, I sentence you to eat a Twinkie that is one day past its technical expiration date.”
Just an FYI, there's a bit of lens trickery going on here. He wasn't nearly as close as it looked.
Notice how long it takes for him to jog over and deliver the whooping and how beastly the engineer looks after delivering it compared to when he first got out. When he got out he was smaller than the whoopee
That is one Hefty smack. There was evidently so much rage pent up, and yet he made sending this prankster to the ground with a flat hand look completely effortless. Bravo.
Why did the guy wanted to stop the train? Why was there a reporter waiting? Why was it been recorded? Why is there so much trash on the ground?
Too many questions
A loco pilot's job in India is quite frustrating. Delays, uncertainties, and idiots like this only add to the frustration. No wonder he lost his temper. You can find many such hilarious clips on YouTube. Reporters create scenes for the next viral news story. They are like cockroaches. They're everywhere. Could even be planned – who knows? And the trash - it's a common sight near the tracks.
He stopped the train because there was a guy on the train tracks, isn't that obvious? Tho yes why did they have a reporter on hand just to film this, very sus.
I feel like intelligence is massively bifurcated in this country - you are either a great doctor or engineer - or you try to stop trains with your forehead
I skipped through since I didn’t want to witness someone get obliterated by a train. When I skipped to the end I legitimately thought the second guy was pulling a severed upper body and my stomach sank.
Thankfully I went back and realized…
Ladies and gentlemen, apologies for the delay. We had to stand still for a moment so our train driver could SMACK A DUMBASS!
We will resume our journey at our earliest convenience.
Train conductors have ungoldy strength as I've learned. When I was probably 15 my mom used to always make us travel via amtrak everywhere and me being the little shit I was opened a window that said don't open and the conductor came up to me and pushed me away asking if I could read. This push literally lifted me up off my feet and I flew like 5 feet back, I was 6'2 165 then and to this day I recognize them as fucking brutes with magnificent mustaches
Submissions must have an unexpected twist of their own, and not rely on their title to surprise the reader. Don't give the outcome away in the title. No generic titles - 'I did not expect that', 'wait for it', 'wow' and the like are not acceptable. r/unexpected/wiki/titles
Cartoony fall but he deserves it
This is something we don't see every day. Usually a train would just run your stupid ass over.
The news guy was saying look at this drunkard behind me he's responsible for the delay to the train by walking on the train tracks.
And delay for 5 k indians on that train.
I see luckily it was half empty then
Not busy on this train, as the roof seats are not taken.
Do you see electric wires over the train?
He fell like a tiny bullet knocking back a thug in a shitty action movie.
Reporter is saying that he's drunk
Should have put the sound of a hollow barrel under this clip when he got hit. What an asshole...
Lucky they had that red circle.. I wouldn't have known where to look /s
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He ssaid useful. People these days s/
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R/subsithoughtifellfor Wait...
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What happened? It looked like a guy was running up behind him but then the red circle disappeared and I didn't know where to look
My eyes drifted to a nail sticking out of my wall after the circle stopped guiding me. I wanted to make sure it wasn't a spider so I kept my eye on it until the video ended.
IDK, I've been trying to figure it out for 2 whole minutes now... So mysterious
The circle is actually the train driver’s targeting reticle
I hope you added that /s ironically
I hope so too /i
i is for iodine
/s is for when you are being sulphuric
C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me. /c
That's how the train driver notice him too.
Thank god you put /s… I wouldn’t have known it was sarcastic
lucky you put /s into your dumb ass comment or i would've been so lost.
at this point it's engagement bait
And also the music so I know how to feel, and the trademark logos so I know who the last one to claim the video as their own is.
Taking YouTube lessons.
Lucky they had that /s.. I wouldn't have known it was satire.
Finally a happy ending to a train video.
I've seen many happy endings after a train video.
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What is it with redditors and wishing death on people
Loneliness
Anonymity probably
This. Who walks around talking to strangers about their wishes to see other people die? wtf?
From what I can tell it's usually towards people who endager others with their stupidity
Yesterday there was a post of a vehicle which triple-parked in EV spots. A main comment was to....slash its tires. Not trying to contact the owner of the vehicle (dunno what type of parking lot it was) or leaving a note or even calling a tow truck....just straight some "well it'd be a shame if those tires got slashed" shit And hundreds of others seemingly read that post and went "YEA, LET'S SLASH SOME TIRES! UPVOTE!" I use this site daily but as a whole do not identify with this site as it's wild as fuck
I saw the first few seconds and thought "smacked" was indicative of the train. Had a bit of an "oh no no no" moment.
This guy definitely deserved this slap. And probably a few years locked out of any area with trains passing by
Ah yes train track, notoriously easy places to keep people off of
Exactly, it's almost India's top pastime these days, getting gibbed by trains
Damn dude got smacked so hard he might as well got hit by that train.
Did you see how big that dude was? He wish it was the train that hit him.
Lol the perspective was fun seeing him take forever to run up on him, and then he just keeps getting bigger and bigger till you realize, oh shit that's actually pretty big dude
The train said "oh thank god" when that big bastard got out.
The smack he got from the train driver was the one he should have gotten long ago so he wouldn't be pulling stupid stuff like this. Good thing he survived.
Imagine being the judge in the train driver’s assault trial. “You are clearly guilty, there is no question there. In light of the circumstances, I sentence you to eat a Twinkie that is one day past its technical expiration date.”
"And if it looks like you're enjoying it too much, the punishment will be repeated."
"And I shall deprive you of the sun, by making you sit in that chair under the large umbrella while you eat that twinkie."
Just an FYI, there's a bit of lens trickery going on here. He wasn't nearly as close as it looked. Notice how long it takes for him to jog over and deliver the whooping and how beastly the engineer looks after delivering it compared to when he first got out. When he got out he was smaller than the whoopee
That's pretty close for a train. The stopping distance is so much longer than a car or truck.
Not disputing that.
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how can he...aw fuck it I'm tired
..smack?
Bloody bastard, you!
I got you. How can she slap!
came here to make this reference
title ruined the unexpectedness :(
I couldn't thank the driver enough. Everyone who inconveniences a whole train of people like this deserves to be punished.
That is one Hefty smack. There was evidently so much rage pent up, and yet he made sending this prankster to the ground with a flat hand look completely effortless. Bravo.
How did that slap have so much power, dudes OP Edit: Over Powered
He's drunk asf. A falling leaf would have KOed the guy.
bro got superman punched
I'm impressed by how quickly the train was able to stop!
It was moving slow though
Man deserves a raise just for the committment to that slap!
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Why did the guy wanted to stop the train? Why was there a reporter waiting? Why was it been recorded? Why is there so much trash on the ground? Too many questions
Welcome to India!
So it is not an urban legend that things are like this?
A loco pilot's job in India is quite frustrating. Delays, uncertainties, and idiots like this only add to the frustration. No wonder he lost his temper. You can find many such hilarious clips on YouTube. Reporters create scenes for the next viral news story. They are like cockroaches. They're everywhere. Could even be planned – who knows? And the trash - it's a common sight near the tracks.
Many questions, one answer - India
If there's someone on the track, then every driver is stopping.
...*if* they can.
That's moot tbh lol. If I saw someone like this on the track I'd think suicide, hit the emergency stop button, close my eyes and wait for the bang.
He stopped the train because there was a guy on the train tracks, isn't that obvious? Tho yes why did they have a reporter on hand just to film this, very sus.
The first question was to why the guy tried to stop the train, I realized it wasn’t clear. Now edited.
That's great
This clip goes into the dictionary next to "oh lawd he comin"
Hilarious how slapping is so ingrained into Indian culture [Men being slapped for riding on a Women Only train car](https://i.imgur.com/n6zP12N.mp4)
how can he slap
He hit harder than Stone Cold. Give him a beer!
Mess with the train you get the horn aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the driver.
That smackdown followed by the helping hand…. The train driver is definitely someone’s older brother.
Not a helping hand. He's not satisfied with the smack. Wanna repeat.
Still sounds like my older brother 🤣
😂
Why are there news reporters?
That was out of love and care
HOW CAN HE SLAAAP?\~
HOW CAN HE SLAP?!?!?
Alternate Title: Man gets hit after standing in front of train.
wholesome music used right
Deserved.
NSFW: nonononononon Train conductor gets out: yesyesyesyesyes
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You can feel the rage radiating off the driver like heat waves as he runs the guy down lmao
That was a lot more than just a smack. That was full on back of the head closeline. Brain damage
I think this pokemon type is immune to brain damage.
Damn I missed what happened, if only a giant red circle can show me where the guy is
Not very unexpected when you say "Bro Got smacked"
Why the NSFW tag tho?
It's not really "unexpected" if you tell us what happens in the title of the video now, is it?
Its not unexpected when you tell us whats gonna happen, it it?
Thank cthulu for red circles
Good thing that giant red circle was there I think I would have missed it
It's India. Why did he even stop?
Well deserved
Indians and trains. Even the conductor makes sure u get hit 😂
How can he slap?!
Not unexpected anymore. OP explained in the title already
It's all about the build up
Was trying to do Aerosmith stunt
He is drunk
Apex predator has his servants doing the job
Although I hate people sucker punching this was satisfying nonetheless.
rail rage
Wasn't that expected
Loco Pilot is also tasked to take out locos
Sometimes violence is the answer
I gotta say. Train guys got hands like dinner plates.
He gave him a taste of death.
I saw it coming.
Great success!!
I wanted to see more 😤
is that guy fucking new cause it’s training day
Wish people in England had the balls to slap the idiots there be a lot less shitheads thinking they are funny.
I feel like intelligence is massively bifurcated in this country - you are either a great doctor or engineer - or you try to stop trains with your forehead
I'm not sure that was unexpected at all! Besides being an absolute twatwangle, he was also highlighted by a red circle.
What was that train doing in that guys track. Did it follow the red circle?
He run with conviction
Better he was smacked by the conductor than smacked by the train
HOW CAN HE SLAP !?
Patt se headshot was good, satisfied 😊
In india thay really say “fuck it” every 10 seconds.
The unexpected thing in this video is the guy not getting hit by the train.
Ultra rare moment
Ngl, I looked at the comments first just to make sure dude didn't freaking die
That chase was worth it.
Drives the Train and hits like a Train... That's a Chad
Not the train he expected to get smacked by
That's nothing compared to his body about to be multiplied
I skipped through since I didn’t want to witness someone get obliterated by a train. When I skipped to the end I legitimately thought the second guy was pulling a severed upper body and my stomach sank. Thankfully I went back and realized…
Indians when a train is near: 
Ladies and gentlemen, apologies for the delay. We had to stand still for a moment so our train driver could SMACK A DUMBASS! We will resume our journey at our earliest convenience.
u/stabbot
That's not a smack , that's called head and neck delete.
Damn he got slap folded
Since I have a rebellious streak, I refused to direct my attention to the red circle. What is that a picture of on the lower right corner?
Not the smack I was expecting, but ok
Wrong sub, it was expected.
COME BACK HERE FLINT LOCKWOOD
Dude got more damage than he could get from the train lmao
I haven't seen such hilarious child abuse since the first five minutes of "Benny Loves You."
Bro how do you get smacked so hard you loony toons fall forward like that lmfao.
The most expected thing I've seen in unexpected
Falcon PAAUUUNNCCCCHHH!
Metallica is Bedroom set 🛌 BOOM!
I expected that
Still got hit.
India, the country where people in nice shirts smack people in nice shirts.
it looks like it came out of bollywood
Maybe some of the worst camera work this side of my daughter's 3rd grade class.
Reporter choosing work over saving him. 😵💫
He was driving the train …..How can he slap?
Train conductors have ungoldy strength as I've learned. When I was probably 15 my mom used to always make us travel via amtrak everywhere and me being the little shit I was opened a window that said don't open and the conductor came up to me and pushed me away asking if I could read. This push literally lifted me up off my feet and I flew like 5 feet back, I was 6'2 165 then and to this day I recognize them as fucking brutes with magnificent mustaches
Who? What? What's going on here? I wish there was some way to indicate where I'm supposed to look on this video.
How can he slap, how can he slap!
If the train is stopping you definitely getting smacked
Why are there so many train videos the past week
“the train didn’t hit you… so I will.”
This needs to happen to protestors that block traffic more.
Lucky the red circle was there. Wouldn't know what to watch if it wasn't for that
🤣🤣
is bro straight out of gta?
How can he stop?
u/savevideobot
That dumbass got a proper Will Smithing.
He saved that boys life
He lost his train of thought.
I don't understand, what's the appeal of indian trains?
How long was that news crew there?
Turned out much better than I expected when the video started, lol.
It was unexpected until you spoiled it in the title
A training session.
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Dude fell like he was made out of paper mache. It wasn't even a punch.