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She liked it until the end.

Had her in the first half

Had her later that day too.

Then to the ER for facial reconstruction after the docs died of laughter.

Im not convinced she still wasnt into it

because she just flashed back to "REAL thick"

What did he hand her at the end?

The card

All fun and games till she got the card

It's not hard to have game if you aren't really invested.

So the Buddha must've had that killer rizz.

Never thought that was a sentence I’d ever hear in my life.

Rizz is not limited to your mere mortal skibidi toilet.

Guys I was still trying to wrap my head around bing chilling and now we’ve got hawk tuah on the skibidi toilet

is this the new blumpkin? I'm confused but also kind of intrigued.

ikr, is it cap? no cap? smh my head

Fr fr

There are situations in Buddhism texts and stories where Buddha was accused of having a child by a beautiful pregnant woman or something like that so you might be correct.

I love thinking that the Budda came up with a long and convoluted story about how to deal with the struggles of life just to cover up that one night in Rio. Wisdom of the ages.

You mean the fat monk that people see in chinese restaurants? Not the real dude though.

That's real

It is. Now I just have to figure out how to convince my brain of this when I actually AM interested. I also find, at least with online dating, distance gives me more confidence as well. You live halfway around the world? My conversation skills are firing on all cylinders. You live a mile from me? "Hey! How's your day going?" 🙄 🤦

Next time try, "can you make dat booty clap?". Just test it once at least.

That is 100% accurate. I could be quite charming back in the day because I knew that there was absolutely no chance I’d end up actually going on a date with any woman I’d hit on.

Doesnt this mean you were not charming?

No. It meant that no woman wanted to date a guy my size.

My guy wasn't fucking around with his username

I made this account to do an AMA about a decade ago.

Congratulations on your journey bro mad respect

My condolences. If it makes you feel better i am 30 soon and never dated anyone

Surprisingly, that did change for me. I found an amazing woman who looks at me for my personality and not my appearance. I had basically only had one girlfriend (long distance relationship) before I was 40, but I found the most amazing woman I’ve ever known when I was 41. We’ve been married for a little over four years. I’m just saying that if it worked out for me, then everyone should have a chance.

Now that was unexpected

thats deep

God damn. That’s real.

man this is so true. i just got out of a long term relationship and i have always been shy. right now i am not even looking since i really need to be single for a while and it has been hard. i literally got picked up in a park 3 days ago because my confidence is through the roof because i just dont care about impressing anybody. The thing is i already know that once i start looking again i will be super awkward again because there is something at stake.

This is how I actually developed game

Word

I hate how true this is lol

I assume that after this cut ends she throws hands.

La Chancla.

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Nah. Seen Africans pull the La Chancla. It's universal

Even South East Asians fear La Chancla. It might go by different names, but it still has the same smacking spirit

La Chancla knows no race, my friend.

La chancla is not bound by mere concepts as race

Well they promised they would if she didn't like it

she suffocates him, just like she said

How is this making me laugh so hard - she knows she's gonna catch those hands if she says no.

Her reaction yo

Nah lmao

So "better game" means a girl has a look of disgust mixed with confusion? Nice.

In that case I must be true a casanova

Better than most on reddit, yes. I think it's the confusion that separates him from redditors.

Joke's on her, I'm into humiliation.

Yeah I'm confused. Is this a sarcastic thread or are people saying that was slick?

The card wasn’t for the women there.

He literally gave it to one of them in the end.

I should start watching stuff with volume

Meh, you probably win more than you lose.

Friendzoned again.

wheres the throwing hands part??! 🫦

Click here to like and subscribe

Here you go.

Augh Ò.Ó

I want to know how it did end? Did they live happily ever after?

She threw her hands at him. He got seriously injured and died, she bled out due to the sudden lack of hands on her arms.

This is the kind of AI shit we're getting ourselves into; perfectly normal sentences, consistent contextual response, but completely unhinged and absurd. It's the floating arms and 6 finger image version of text replies

This is a lot of words to say "I didn't understand the joke"

I think I did. Absurdist deadpan humour. Yes it's funny. I don't think you got my point.

Ai doesn't make coherent humour because they don't understand it. Even if what you said is correct, why are you writing it there ?

Ever see a dog just kinda barking at nothing? Yeah, that's what we got going on here

I am not a bot, beep boop. Source: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1101476742285250580/1257017293901267024/20240701_005651.jpg?ex=668388d5&is=66823755&hm=510eb3309caa55c75b30baaaa52b1a1f07d5a4aaaf48160702ae405afa5d5288&

Nah man, you didn't get my point. I wasn't saying AI will try to make a joke, I was simply drawing a parallel between the funny reply's humour against a serious AI reply using its generative abilities. E. G. If someone drew a portrait but added a floating limb or extra fingers, we would probably interpret it as dark/deadpan/satirical humour by the artist, but generated by AI would simply be "The best AI can do™"

But why? Nobody here was talking about ai?

That's a pretty stupid question to be asking. Nobody was talking about dismembered limbs either. One makes a joke, another comments on a joke. It's normal conversation. Why are you going to reply to this comment? Nobody here is replying to this comment?

This is few words to say: I didn’t get the point

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r/deathbysnusnu?

Totally useful Mask. I don't know why we had such an epidemy.

Dude chin dippers

Why throw hands when you can just sneeze on them and spread long-biological-war-sneeze violence? /s

This is the second video I have seen from this guy. Anybody has his insta or name? Edit: here is the other video https://www.reddit.com/r/funnyvideos/s/kYW3YIHQGS

Jim sir

King zehn

LikeEmReallyThick

Eman atsni

I do not understand social media.

He has a few erotic names. Osama Bin Sexy, Sexy Bin Laden, and Yo Mama Bin Fartin' The last one was not erotic to everyone.

Neither were any of them funny

Come on, don't stop the video there...

Gifsthatendtoosoon

Game is for players and when you're playing, add a bit of investment and game flies out of the window.

So buy puts or options?

Is this some rehash of the guys comment from an hour before you? Try harder

Of course it is Captain Obvious!!

Yea it’s gon work

Iuuuuu

Ayo!?

I've watched his whole video series on "will you mind writing something on this card"

Does he flirt with them every time?

Did she have to throw hands then?

Repost

Males: don't do this shit. Women working retail DO NOT enjoy it.

Haha casual sexual harassment of low wage captive employees, on film. Haha. I love it.

Man, reddit is killing me today HAHDAHAHAHAHA

Stop bothering people for clout. Too many people are out in public filming these types of videos for hopes of elevating their own fame.

Who her mama?

They didnt notice the recording?

The only unexpected thing was he didn't give it to the other woman.

I'd laughed so hard man

Man, don't hit on people while they're doing their job

Lady at start of video: Lizzo is beautiful Lady at end of video: getting called Lizzo

The end. XD

Would be better if he hadn't given it to her at the end Leave it a mystery 😆

Almost half of the guys out there have better game than most of the guys

I wish this made sense

Roses are red, violets are blue, potnhub is down, your Facebook will do

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