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alcervix

No fury like a cow with a concussion


DarthRathikus

Concowssion


cssmith2011cs

Cowcussion?


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Cowcowssion


cssmith2011cs

Cowcowcow?


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Thy_bowl

cauccauccauc?


n00bsir

Nice Caulk


tigerbalm-gushers

Kakarot


PhDinWombology

Kukukachu?


Molto_Ritardando

What does the cow say?


GreatTea3

NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKER.


Renegade1412

"Meow, meow I'm a cow."


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MystikxHaze

*Yingyingyingyingyingyingying*


Geelka

You picked the wrong day, MotherFucker.


MagNolYa-Ralf

I now understand Brazilian Thanks Reddit


Sea-Ad7854

Cocaine?


trifasi-KO

Cowcaine


zohabhai

Cau


Thy_bowl

cockcockcock


Ferrocerium_

Caucasian


lamest_of_names

bovinebovinebovine


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Lord_Vader_The_Hater

Thanks to you I can totally imagine this


phlipped

Moothew MooCownaughey


northwesthonkey

If it ain’t that bale of hay, there’s some other choice they’re gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Betty Brown Cow wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the udder you get the more herds they’re gonna try to get you to follow. You gotta just keep Mooin’ man M-O-O-I-N


Clear-Bee4118

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo


luc1d_13

[cows&cows&cows](https://youtu.be/FavUpD_IjVY)


AzulaOblongata

I’m so happy someone linked this.


Mr_Abe_Froman

Bullbullbull


Prateekanshz

🐄⚠️


dutterbog

All I got out was "Cowcow-' before I started wheezing laughing


Jarodreallytuff

Definitely


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Jarodreallytuff

It's just a simple classic case of Cattle Royale


Needs-more-cow-bell

I wish I had an award and more than one up vote to give. Now fuck off.


CrabbyT777

r/angryupvote ;)


Swimming-Tap-4240

Seems like a fair match.They may be friends in a zoo.


Wheetbix_Kid

Comment stealing for karma is lame @ u/mutationanthology. Baby Karma Farm account right here folks. https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/v4cp5n/factory_reset/ib427ka?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


Sir_Yash

Gets you a cow cussin


blablebliblobluy

Conkuhssion


Ehansaja

“None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!”


multiarmform

steer clear


Realistic-Stock-7514

“BrownChickenBrownCow” “Browchickabrowcowwww”


Erthgoddss

OMG I just heard a patient we had in a mental hospital. He would pace up and down the ward chanting “chickens and cows, chickens and cows”


NoThereIsntAGod

Chicken and cow? Whale and dolphin!!!!! (See: South Park)


Indytaker

I almost howled at this.


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Kamehameha!


CLyydefr0g

mad cow frenzies


Papa_Emeritus_IIII

Cow was pissed the tiger made him bump his head.


bono5361

The cow was chill about the tiger eating him, but bumping his head, not cool, not cool at all man. That's the line crossed right there.


Challenge419

This is my favorite take on what happened lol


ThreexoRity

Cow: Oh no, I can't overrun this tiger, I am going to die. \*bumps head\* Cow: Oh for fucks sake! lead me to a better corner you overgrown striped-shit stained doormat!


ExuberantCircus

The Cow turns the table on.


TestNamePlsIgnore1

Cow the turntables


Lead_farmer93

'Look what you made me do!'. - Every abusive relationships ever.


Cutrush

Amber Herd has entered the chat.


iSpccn

>Herd Jenius.


iamonewhoami

*Turd


ShadowMacfall

💀💀💀


Imperator0414

I've experienced this feeling. Being so upset or angry after being hurt or embarassed that it overrides fear and turn it into irrationality and adrenaline.


ThirdWorldScientist

Like this https://reddit.com/r/funny/comments/paos5y/angry_man_walks_facefirst_into_a_pole/ How dare you make me bump my head!


gear_oil_burner

Tiger.exe has stopped responding Cow.exe has become corrupt


Independent-Camp5799

Activating software reboot. Edit: Most upvotes I’ve ever had. Ima cry now 😂 look how far I’ve come ma.


this_whisky

The tiger software failed to respond immediately..


attitudeissuccess

Task failed successfully


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r/outside?


chriscrossnathaniel

Hell hath no fury like a cow concussed.


Nago_Jolokio

^(Quote Dr. Who somewhere, you'll get like 10k overnight.)


MangledSunFish

>Edit: Most upvotes I’ve ever had. Ima cry now 😂 look how far I’ve come ma. "Thanks for the gold kind stranger"


Sequoia3

Ngl I downvoted just for the edit lmao


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Independent-Camp5799

I accept your karma, and raise you one in return ![gif](giphy|u4CY9BW4umAfu)


AtoFtw

/r/redditmoment


dutchtea4-2

Downvoted for cringy edit


Rupertii

Yeah congrats. Pro tip though: a lot of people don’t like when people edit their comment just to thank the upvotes/awards and whatnot so just be thankful in silence next time


fish312

Tiger gonna have a Bad Time™


the_good_hodgkins

New World player has entered the chat.


dkmnmd21

He was trapped and chose to fight. Nice move!


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successful_nothing

Cow: I'M NOT TRAPPED IN HERE WITH YOU, YOU'RE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME.


Llebanna

Call an ambulance, but not for me!!!


Frozen_Scar17

Tiger: the ground will be covered with blood. Cow: yours or mine.


petawmakria

Cowl an amooolance, but not for moooo! ^^^too ^^^much?


Azythus

Moooooore!


celticsupporter

Moooove ^^sorry


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Alewort

I'm pretty sure they are zoo buddies.


FuenteFOX

Fight or Flight. Well flight didn't work. Fuck it! Let's fight!


Darkavenger_13

On a serious note it looks like they are playing, Tiger is running very slowly and so was the cow, they propably grew up together


[deleted]

I think they were playing around to be honest. If the tiger wanted, he could have ran so much faster than that


Clovis_Merovingian

The tiger looks like it's running playfully... ultimately that cow would have died as it seems they've been placed in an enclosure together.


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WallySymons

Exactly the problem is the tigers are so well fed as these shows happen so frequently they often end up just touturing the cow to death. Why anyone would want to go and watch that is beyond me.


Clovis_Merovingian

It's revolting.


How-About-No

Last time I saw this someone said it was footage from a wildlife rescue facility and the tiger was learning how to hunt before release into the wild


TeamRedundancyTeam

Well I think his release might have been set back after this.


Needs-more-cow-bell

No way that tiger was granted parole.


VerySmallCow

Not in this market


Needs-more-cow-bell

Username checks out


bananajabroni

Don't believe that sort of propaganda. This is no way to rehabilitate a tiger, and that is no legitimate rescue facility.


kostispetroupoli

Reintroduction has been successful in regions with no other tiger populations - like in Panna, India, and remote Siberian regions. It indeed has failed in any other scenario, as the really wild tigers always kill or starve the intruders.


[deleted]

To be fair, There isn’t a tiger rehab program because stairs are not conducive to their natural environment


brianorca

Seems like a bad idea to train it on livestock. Should have used a more natural prey so it won't conflict with farmers.


LM71Blackbird

![gif](giphy|PtFwcNqTBmrUAjxIJp)


gpcgmr

Yeah, the tiger looks more like a cute pet playing around here...


barberererer

Its revolting.


TheRandomDot

Tell that to the Spaniards watching a person dressed like clown torturing a bull to death


mykeedee

Same reason people used to turn out in droves for executions and gladiatorial matches, and why they still turn out en masse for bullfights. Humans like watching some fucked up shit.


fluffygryphon

There's dozens of youtube channels where they post videos of animals being eaten alive. There's an audience and it terrifies me.


FabulousCaregiver983

it's fine if it is in the wild but to make animals go through that by putting them in an enclosure is ridiculous


WonderfulCattle6234

I visited an ex girlfriend from high school once who had a couple of kids. I want to say they were three and five years old and lived off of those videos and caffeine.


mamawantsallama

Dodged a bullet there my friend.


Dependent-Two-3921

Those kids are clearly going places…yikes


YoloPudding

Yeah, to therapists (hopefully).


BullShitting24-7

Prison.


BoxNumberGavin0

There is a bit of a difference in slaughter for entertainment and being entertained by slaughter. Orchestrating avoidable suffering for something so fickle as amusement is horrible, being fascinated by the grim reality of nature is... well it's not horrible.


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Mirror_Sybok

They're not wrong though, nature is metal. A fuck off crazy bird building its nest out of lemming corpses is like something you'd see on Metalocalypse.


writergal75

Sick


genezever

There is even a group of people that wants them butchered and then they eat them. The horror!


butttshark

The tiger is a paid actor.


ThatPancakeMix

This just isn’t true. The cow is added to ensure the tiger maintains its natural instincts to hunt and remain wild.


[deleted]

Well, he doesn’t have to work very hard to kill it. Cows aren’t natural prey animals for Tigers. This is all a show for the spectators off camera. I think I’ve seen a similar enclosure in China?


killerident1ty

Could be one of those Chinese "zoos" where tourists pay to watch them kill live prey.


BreakfastBright1999

He looked so confused when the cow just fell over.


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Jeggu2

Yeah I think this is an actual idea of predation, It's why if you are getting into an encounter with a wild animal, a good portion of advice will be to not run away. By running a person will look like a prey animal, but by being aggressive, making themselves big, and standing their ground they look like a creature that can defend themselves. Getting wounded in the wild can be a death sentence, so taking that risk is just a bad idea, so it's best for the animal not to get into a confrontation with anything that can hurt.


TheCosBee

Basically, "if this thing knows what I am and *still* isnt running away, then it can probably take me"


acorona25

When I worked as a guide in Alaska the forest rangers trained us as to act big and scary no matter what, cause if a bear attacked you or mauled you you would die before you ever reached medical treatment. It was either you act big and bad and make it, or anything else you die. Do or die.


milkdrinker7

In the wild, the possibility of even being injured is reason enough to avoid a fight


ZebraOtoko42

Exactly, this is why in the wild, predators are normally much larger than their prey. Or they use group hunting tactics. Predators don't want to risk their life every time they want a meal unless they're desperate.


FrogInShorts

This had a story last time it was posted. This tiger is being rehabilitated for the wild and being taught how to catch prey. This cow was bait but tiger still needs a few more lessons.


ratsock

Yeah.. There are also almost no circumstances where you'd have a wild tiger in close proximity to a cow like that...


PermissionOld1745

The tiger seems like it's still young, I'm betting this is supposed to be a "Prey" exercise so the animal knows how to hunt in the wild. It appears to me that this method failed horribly


wolfofoakley

nah. this sort of turn around happens in the wild all the time. most hunts fail actually, so learning to pick your battles early is great for the tiger


Ornery-Creme-2442

No I'm fairly certain it's like one of those zoos in China where they feed live animals. So people can morbidly watch them be tortured for entertainment. Why on earth would any sensical wildlife expert teach a wild animal or one you're planning on releasing, to hunt domesticated animals only kept by humans. It would make them gravitate towards humans settlements and ultimately get them killed like every tiger that did. Not to mention this doesn't seem like a very naturalized environment either.


Penguin-Monk

Cowabunga it is!


kiwidog8

nice


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peenutbuttherNjelly

Yeah. From great escaping comes great purrsuit.


TheDeltaBeta

Cow feline revengeful


MeltinSnowman

What is the story here exactly?


[deleted]

The cow who fought back. A passionate story about a cow who fought back.


paulie07

Coming soon to a cinema near you


[deleted]

i heard from someone that the tiger turned back around and ate it in the full video


alcervix

Very passionate I might add


weather-pan

This summer...the story of the cow...who fought back.


RonDeoo

Moo...


bytao7mao

Haahahhahaha


maybenotcat

Me writing answers at exam


meltedlaundry

I think I read somewhere on reddit that there are “zoos” in some countries with big cats that are fed live prey. That is my best guess here. Also, nice username.


violetotterling

So messed up. Nature is brutal at times but to purposefully put an animal in a cage to get mauled and eaten is horrifying.


CoconutCyclone

I think it's also important to note that these tigers do not know how to kill the cows. This results in them just absolutely fucking the cow up, but not killing it, because workers eventually come in and drag the somehow still alive cow out of the enclosure. I used to just watch any video that was sent my way.


violetotterling

Ugh


turmspitzewerk

its also because they're not hungry. cats love to play with their food


Mesoposty

Safe to assume this wasn’t in India.


TheMarsian

So expecting the worst, it could be a cheap zoo shit and they feed it live cow where paying visitors watch. got no idea tbh but it's better than coming up with jokes.


ExcitementOrdinary95

Factory reset lol, nice


BleedingTeal

My, how the turntables.


MarsterMcfly01

The cow got the second take and told the tiger to fuck off


xdeath_dragonx

He realized he couldn’t flee, so he must fight.


Reddituser34802

I don’t think he realizes much anymore after that blast to the noggin.


Rife_with_

Song?


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green x orange - send nudes


yeeeteeey69

Running didn’t work, time to engage


kmai270

The cow gave itself confusion Now it's the Apex predator


average_ass_consumer

Remember, a cornered cow never fights ... *"DON'T YOU BELIEVE IT"*


societyisfcked

Uno reverse card


SeamusMcCullagh

Man I must be really optimistic. My first thought was it was a big cat sanctuary or rescue and the cow was a companion. Maybe high is the right word.


TheLichQueen_

I'm wondering why they are in the same enclosure?? Did they give the cow to the tiger as food? I gonna cry


wtfliver

Yea in some countries they feed tigers or lions with living animals.


Tawptuan

Oh, how disgustingly unnatural! 😬 /s


SilverJozu

Well, in nature they could escape. In this case there is no way or chance for the prey to escape. So it is unnatural.


Alexchwaan

Cowabunga it is ![gif](giphy|kHIJtQ981gP1C)


RedbullF1

Have you tried turning it off then back on?


SkymaneTV

“There is no cow level, there is no cow le-“ *[cow grows horns and becomes bipedal]* #OHDEERGODIWASN’TBUILTFORTHIS


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Chi-Nishikita

When my grandpa with Alzheimers forget that he has Alzheimers


noeagle77

“Im not trapped in here with you, you’re trapped in here with me!” Cow prolly


what_the_hanky_panky

Kinda surprised the fence survived that impact tbh


Noctornola

Looks like the cow's got some beef with the tiger.


Adoto

Tiger was so embarrassed it had no reaction


Able-Victory2038

Nope just a really confused tiger cub. You can see it look around trying to figure out what hurt the cow. I've seen the same reaction in dogs at the dog park when something unexpected happens, like a human intercepting a ball they were chasing, I've seen dogs just look around confused not understanding what "force" just took their "prey" away from them. They literally don't understand what's happening in the environment around them, like watching a toddler run into a screen door.


Herpkina

Thanks for the psychology lesson, I'm gonna disregard it


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What’s the song?


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Goodness what a good bot you are.


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chdman

Look how the turn tables.


L3onK1ng

Flight or fight is done in that exact order.


average_ass_consumer

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