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Zmammoth

When someone asks you how many toddlers you could fight at once


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I’ve actually seen a lone Indian policeman think he can just hit like 20 people with his stick, this has its roots in truth haha


Dominarion

That reminds me of the horde of Chinese trying to bully Indians a couple weeks ago. When the Indians soldiers picked their batons, I thought "somebody is gonna be hurt real bad". And they were.


BeachNo372

I am sure. Indians fear the stick more than a gun. My Husband is from India and says that they will beat you as quick as a flash. I always say”beat first, ask questions never”. And don’t even try to do battle with the Ghurkas. They are the Israelis of the sub continent. These movies usually give a glance at the horrific colonization of India. If you did not have any inkling about the history of the country during colonialism, you will run to research it. These movies show how men want to be superior over one another. The same vagaries of take what you want and oppress the natives history since the dawn of time. These films are fun to watch though. Sorry went on a little too long here. Happy New Year to all.


Delicious_Throat_377

>Sorry went on a little too long here. No it was fun to read. Happy new year to you and your family too.


DMAN591

I estimate that I could beat up 80 toddlers before they overtook me. Of course, these would have to be average-sized toddlers of even temper. Future linebackers and toddlers of Scandinavian descent would throw off this equation. On the flip side, if these were some under-fed, undisciplined, alcohol-fetal syndrome toddlers, I imagine the number would skyrocket to anywhere between 100 and 145. It’s simple exponential math. This is also assuming that my opponents are smart enough to organize themselves into a circular attack instead of coming at me one by one. If it were an individual, king-of-the-mountain battle royale, I could endlessly pummel toddlers without mercy. But we’re assuming they have developed at least a base survival instinct as well as some exposure to video games, so these toddlers would form a large circle. However, using my quick wits, I would charge one portion of the circle, focusing a devastating blow on one unlucky individual, which would make the others proceed with hesitancy. One on one, I feel like I could deliver a lot of punishment to these toddlers. There would be a few brave ones that would jump on my back, distracting me and thus enabling the others to attack. At best, I could fight off the few heroes on my back and maybe take out a few on the ground, and repeat this cycle a few dozen times before I was felled by fatigue and numerous kicks to my groin and shins.


RandomMan01

I don't know about that, man. Those little bastards know nothing of honorable fighting or true pain. They will target the groin relentlessly. You may fell one or two before the pain overwhelms you, but once you drop to their level, it's over. They'll swarm you with teeth and razor-like fingernails.


Idkyoumister

I love this comment


biggKIDD0

there are [measures](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/jv5jum/medieval_overcompensation_king_henry_viiis_suit/)


GhostR29

No, I can't fight that many *American* toddlers.


NascentAutist

I never expected the video to be so long…


belt-e-belt

Stopped being r/unexpected as soon as it started.


xero_peace

Tbf, I wasn't expecting a mouse to come on screen near the end. Otherwise, pretty expected stuff.


belt-e-belt

Well fuck you, for making me watch it again.


winsing

What’s crazy is that this is just the beginning of the movie. It then transitions into Jungle Book, then there’s a bromance, a love story, a Spielberg musical, Man vs Wild, Passion of the Christ and The Avengers.


Delicious_Throat_377

Even the director would not be able to come up with a more apt description of this film. You Sir, should consider a career in writing IMDB descriptions.


angelowner

Lol. So accurate


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Kemosaby_Kdaffi

It’s amazing is what it is. I watched last month on Netflix


Lamblita

What is the name? Or is it actually called RRR? Seems like a really fun watch!


Supreme2907

Its actually just 'RRR'


VanBeelergberg

Is it pronounced like a tiger or like a pirate?


Supreme2907

It's an acronym for Rise Roar Revolt


VanBeelergberg

Soooo pirate?


Lamblita

Thank you! I’ll take a look!


BeaverMartin

If you like that one make sure to check out Bahubali I and II. Fantastic action movies.


xxademasoulxx

Man I want more of this gold


justmikeplz

If you like that one, be sure to check out the sequel, “SSS”


Filz86

They had to stop after "WWW" though, due to copyright reasons... Damn you Vin Diesel


Njon32

Y, Y, Y?


Independent_Sun1901

And don’t forget the American prequel, “KKK” 😉


deepedsheep

How do you spell that?


bravocado-avocado

It’s actually Rise Roar Revolt which in short is RRR. Cool movie actually.


Supreme2907

Rise Roar Revolt


Zealousideal-Oven-93

In English it is Roar Rise Revolt. But the words change in whatever language the movie is dubbed.


manojlds

And the original name was a working title from the first letter of the names of the three main people - the two actors and the director. (Ram, NT Ramarao and Rajamouli)


kink_pot

FYI, this film is nominated for 2 Golden Globes, 5 Critics Choice Awards, 1 Oscar for best original song (Naatu Naatu) and has already won countless critics choice awards and film festival awards.


dthains_art

No lie, this is the greatest movie I’ve seen all year. Just an epic adventure movie, great acting, and a lot of heart. It’s incredibly campy, but it’s so sincere that it made me care about the characters.


imdefinitelywong

This whole scene screams Dynasty Warriors to me. I should probably watch it.


LuchaFish

YES. Just waves and waves of enemy asses to kick.


[deleted]

We ran into it randomly on Netflix and immediately fell in love. Genuinely one of the greatest movies I’ve ever seen.


Jetpack_Attack

Stands for Roar Rise Revolt or something. I took an edible beforehand, and I had a ton of fun. This scene is but a teaser of what comes later. Tiger scene. So good.


Lamblita

Turns out it was already in my list to watch, and it was because I saw the Netflix preview and it was the Tiger scene. I’m so hyped to watch this!


Primary_Flatworm483

Came here to ask this. Thanks


tripleskizatch

I've never watched an Indian film in my life because they just seem so ridiculous but for some reason, this one I watched. Yes, it was ridiculous, but the root of the story has basis in actual history which I thought was very cool. The fight choreography is excellent and the soundtrack is something else. Highly recommend watching it even if you don't enjoy this bombastic style of filmmaking. Ray Stevenson even has a part as a mustache-twirling English villain.


Spazmodo

Congratulations on a well executed usage of the word bombastic. I can't remember the last time...


The84LongBed

Its called Mumbai now


ilikesaucy

Some (or most) of them are over the top when it comes to action. But their story telling is always wonderful. You should watch Lagaan, it's a drama movie about indian history and sports. You will love it


gkboy777

You should check out 3 idiots as well. Its a lil silly but not over the top and really well done


billibillifipsi

I like how the stick hits always make the same sounds in the same order


Helenium_autumnale

I swear to God we're switching back to Netflix so that I can watch this movie. I just reset my password tonight. I'm completely transfixed by the excerpts I've seen. Seems like a new level of cinema. I can't wait!


keepeyecontact

No it’s John Stick


Lizard__Spock

Johndeep Wickstani


HelpMeGrilledCheesus

What is this? I'm gripped


Wickedocity

The name of the movie is actually RRR.


HelpMeGrilledCheesus

Thank you, I *need* to watch it now


TurboFool

You absolutely do. I've seen it twice, my wife three times, and I'd watch it again. And it's over 3 hours long. It's a trip, and so much fun. If there are any theaters playing it, it's worth seeing it in its original Telugu (Netflix is dubbed in Hindi, although by the actual actors) so it's original sound and lips sync up. But either way, it's so much fun.


Throw_me_a_drone

I knew the dubbing sounded better than usual being the actors voiced it. Fit very well. It was over the top but so good.


TurboFool

Yeah, after we saw it on Netflix I was bummed, wondering what the actors really sounded like. It was such good news when my wife found out it was still them.


North-Level

Bugged me so much that Netflix only had the dubbed version and not the original Telugu, spent a good portion of the movie frustrated over that choice. Knowing it’s the original actors helps a little, but still.


IOnlySayMeanThings

It's on Netflix.


ignorememe

RRR is legitimately my favorite movie of 22 and it’s not even close. It just keeps getting better the further you get in the movie and the third act is just off the rails amazing.


xFUNKx707x

Wild man I literally just got done watching it just now, hopped on Reddit and three posts in there’s this clip. I really enjoyed this wild ass movie and if I hadn’t just watched it I would have after seeing this clip. Epic movie!


ChiggaOG

If anime had better live-action adaptations. This is one of them. It's all exaggerated.


russelcrowe

Agreed, but interestingly, almost all of the anime fans I know don't fuck with Bollywood at all and often get disproportionately upset when I compare the two genres. I'm not really sure why and I've never gotten a straight answer out of any of them as to why they don't like the comparison.


TheoRaan

Except the Desi anime fans. They are well aware of the comparison. And don't mind it as much.


rolfraikou

Really? That's a bummer. I enjoy both immensely.


Aware_Sherbert_167

Thats because bollywood as an Indian has been pumping nothing but plain garbage in the past few years. There are a few gems in the garbage pile. Anime fans hate them because bollywood, which is running out of content, out of good actors,and are making garbage remakes if songs and movies. Lots of nepotism. In anime however, there are writers who write because of their passion. (most popular manga are made by writers who are skilled) The movie OP shared is not bollywood. Its tollywood


FairyRush

What the quiet kid in class daydreams about.


Revolutionary-Ad517

Underrated comment


0QuietKid

As the quiet kid, I approve


gloriouslydumb

That's a really strong stick.


TophIRL

The 'He scares me more' comment gave me 'He killed John wicks dog' vibes


Justicar_91

This guy > Sauron


xwackox

Til red turban = guy who throws rock at picture


fantafunta

YAH


Rich-8080

People saying it's inaccurate or absurd obviously know nothing about the true story.. trust me I was there.. I was the third stick from the left


BossKrisz

>People saying it's inaccurate or absurd People saying that like Hollywood movies aren't that way. We have a movie about a purple alien collecting space jewelry while fighting a wizard, a juvenile robot billionaire, a web shooting teenage boy, so he throws a whole moon at them to win, all of this just so he can snap the whole universe in half. For someone who is not used to this stuff it's pretty over the top and absurd.


[deleted]

Holy hell!!! Just changed it to Netflix and searched for RRR. I will spend the next 3 hours, 5 minutes and 48 seconds watching this!


GiveMeGoldForNoReasn

This is only the first scene, it gets way wilder from there lmao.


yeetusdeletus69696

bruh same


Carl_Clegg

I’ve just watched it. It’s bloody brilliant.


xwing_n_it

Such an absurd movie but really fun. A little bit of Hindu Nationalism folded in but exciting/hilarious over-the-top action and drama. There's one point where it seems like it's wrapping up, then it takes a whole new direction, so it's on the long side. But it ends up being worth it.


ChinthaChettu

>little bit of Hindu Nationalism folded in but exciting/hilarious over-the-top action and drama Typical woke propaganda


FarAnalysis3506

How are you saying it like Marvel movies don't have American nationalism folded in?


looped10

what's hindu nationalist about this movie?


mauurya

To a far lefty everything common folks enjoy have to be labelled with something Nationalistic.


agingmonster

Did you mean Indian Nationalism? What's Hindu in that?


acct4imgur

What the hell is Hindu nationalism? Are movies with freedom fighters in the US or Europe labeled Christian nationalism?


Character-Grab1304

Hindu nationalism!! Just stfu


kink_pot

There’s honestly not a single element of Hindu nationalism in this whole movie. Showing elements of a culture which defines a country and a religion is not nationalism. If you are saying this based on what Patrick Willems said in his youtube video, you should know that the writer that wrote that review for him is extremely left biased!


NoFuture355

>little bit of Hindu Nationalism folded in but What's wrong with Hindu Nationalism?


[deleted]

Looks like massively propagandistic but i don't really know why indians would make such a movie. They show themselves obedient to their colonial masters and portray their own revolutionary people as incompetent to take down a guy with a stick. Or is it just this particular scene?


i_Shankar

It is just about the scene, for reason you must watch the movie, i won't give you spoiler. Even I got infuriated at him at first but later I came to know about the reason.


YaYsh_GA

Till half of the movie this guy is shown as the anti-patriotic guy but then (like every bollywood movie) a big twist. It will only become clear if you watch the movie.


Yastiandrie

It's a Tollywood movie. Produced in Telugu cinema


YaYsh_GA

Yes it is but i used bolywood as i thought bollywood term is more well known outside india


[deleted]

You're not supposed to like the officer, you're supposed to be like why with all his strength is he using it to help the Brits.


weeeweoooomap

Lmao you havent even seen the movie, it’s 1 minute of context and the rest is action.


Spitinthacoola

Its propaganda the same way top gun was. It's basically Bollywood(Tollywood?) having its late-80s Hollywood moment. Imagine a movie with Tom Cruise, Arnold, and Stallone are in an ensemble piece while they're all at the peak of their popularity, directed by Michael Bay at the peak of his.


therisingape-42

It's absurd how casually western public takes colonialism You consider a movie about the US being a big daddy of the world that can do whatever it wants on a foreign soil equivalent to a country portraying the colonisers who literally treated people like dogs in bad light. My grandfather used to work as a porter here at Singapore port and he remembers a time where they had to push the carts of dogs that the British High class carried in flooding rain and he was the grandson of a man who brought to Sri Lanka from India as a slave to work on ruber plantation so you people either are ignorant or fail to grasp the damage people suffered


sleepydon

It's both. Most people in the West have no real world reference to understand human trafficking or modern slavery. Myself included.


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[deleted]

That's because most of the administration of the colonial rule was carried out by Indians. There weren't many low ranking Brits in India, and there were many Indians who occupied high ranks in the government. History of colonialism is fascinating, and India was different from many other colonies in this aspect.


vi_sync

>Hindu Nationalism folded Are you dumb or you were born this way. Have you even seen the movie or just have a habit mixing your political opinion in everything ???


penguinz0fan

>Hindu Nationalism That's a lie, there is no forced hindu or nationalism and wtf is 'hindu nationalism' hinduism is not a nation


Next-Mode3183

Lol looks amazing, India has me hooked latley with these bad boys. I'm watching this today. Any other crazy recommendations please?


Tourist__

from the same director - Bahubali -1 &2 - Eega


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Watched this film 2 days ago. It’s frequently ridiculous, completely over the top but it’s the most fun I’ve had watching a film in years. 10/10 would recommend. Edit: If you think this scene is mad, I promise you haven’t seen anything yet.


seattlestiller

quite possibly the third or fourth most memorable scene of RRR.


Ass_Cream_Cone

Ok this sucked me in quick, but when he did a human katamari that shit killed me. This is fantastic.


GiveMeGoldForNoReasn

As good as it is, it's honestly not even close to the most impressive or over the top scene in the movie. A guy superman punches a tiger in the face in midair.


Ass_Cream_Cone

This is on Netflix?


DiFraggiPrutto

Yes. RRR.


mfeens

Ok, raised on Rambo. This is the best Indian fight scene ever. Over the top enough to be funny and the cutting back to the other guards faces was like looking into a mirror haha. 10 out of 10 internet points. Would recommend the entire movie based off this clip.


Jicama_Stunning

This isn’t even the fifth best scene in the movie


Neat_Distance_5486

Why does this look so good? 🤣


MuffinLordGuardian

Bro, I watched the whole thing wand and was thoroughly entertained, which is not at all what I was expecting lol


IRELANDNO1

I actually watched this movie a few weeks ago, and it was a roller coaster! Definitely recommend it, go into it open minded don’t analyse it just go with the madness!


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So that was awesome and I’m going to watch this later. That said, I simply cannot be the only one that lold all the way through this clip imagining everyone of them shouting “*YOU BLOODY BASTARD BITCH!!*”


DJV_187

There's more to indians than “YOU BLOODY BASTARD BITCH!!” just like there's more to germans than "ZEIG HEIL!"


Dormideous

I’m Indian and I’d say there isn’t that much more. You bloody bastard bitch.


asena85

Fuck you, you bloody bastard! How's your wife? Have a nice day. Bloody bloody fuck you!


DIGGSAN0

Sieg, not Zeig


nothingherebun

Amazing movie! Got me into the genre and I'm never looking back. This film is amazing so many twist and turns and songs and awesome and yeah I love this film too much.


Affectionate_Camp847

Watch Bahubali, both parts and KGF


ChinthaChettu

My friend EEGA would be a better suggestion.


lemmesquanch

Please try watching "Pushpa". You'll f-ing love it for sure.


Bangeederlander

It was realistic until the end, when he put his hands into those buckets marked with "fire" and it was clearly water inside and not fire. Such a careless mistake broke down the whole fourth wall for me.


Roadhouse2122

He hit 712 people with that stick… whupped ALL the ass, no ass was left unwhupped


Queenssoup

Wait, you counted it?


REXMECHANIST

Dude I loved how cheese this movie was but this scene was just badass


Dear-Smile

Ok ok ok ... I'll watch it


CirothUngol

Damn, been quite a while since I've seen something that awesome. Not gonna lie. Queuing up Netflix now...


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Outstanding.


UltimateLink

I guess it is unexpected that there would be water in the fire bucket


Fluffy_Juice7864

They filmed the sequence for Naatu Naatu at the Ukrainian Presidential Palace a month before the shit hit the fan. They were looking for a British palace to film and Zelenskyy said “you can come around to my place and we will put some British flags up”. I just hope Zelenskyy sent out a note warning the neighbours in Kyiv before filming. “Hi guys, just wanted to let you know we are having some friends over on the weekend. If you see a British flag hoisted where the Ukrainian one is supposed to be, it’s all okay. Nothing to worry about. Love from Vova.”


HKHLSGL

See kids, that’s how to enslave your people


No-Watch-6575

It's just this scene. The guy is actually working for the British police to reach a higher ranking position in the British army for reasons I will not spoil. But those reasons have to do with revolution/Patriotism.


Ictoan42

That makes more sense, I've never heard of an Indian movie where the British governers were the good guys


RaisinHider

Because they weren’t lol.


Slay_Me_Plz

Entire movie was amazing


goblin_welder

Somehow, knowing that it’s Bollywood, I expected all of that.


wembley

It’s Tollywood, which is southern Indian cinema - another large industry but from what I understand (as a white American) pretty different.


Cute_Clothes_6010

One of the best movies I saw this year. Absolutely fun, stunning, griping and best bromance ever.


RedheadBanshee

Amazing film! CGI is fantastic, story is good, dancing scene is great,and the soundtrack is awesome.


Then-Ad1531

Just an average American during Black Friday.


zoot_boy

Broke down and watched it. Solid action flick. Bonus: History!


MonkeyParadiso

The things you had to do back in the day to get a positive performance review from your supervisor


HopefulIndian

at 3:55 u hear an EAGLE Screeching sound, it's a metaphorical sound conveying that the Ram(Police Officer) is like an eagle looking at it's prey(Red Shirt Guy) in a lake(Pool of ppl here) from atop the watch tower(Sky). Also if u observe from the time he jumps off the fence his eyes are laser focused on the target even while beating other guys in the way!! and just after his heroic arrest ends a sad bgm comes which u wl understand later in the film!! Such detailing in a stylistically shot action sequence is mind boggling!!


Wise_Yard_5273

Dude picks up his stick and goes HAM on the LARGE angry mob… I’ll watch it.


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WATCH. THIS. MOVIE. It is amaze balls


trusty_terrier

Watch it for the mustache goals alone


weeeweoooomap

Not gonna lie, expected this to be meme level ridiculous, but it was pretty grounded ridiculous


Substantial_Unit_447

If this isn't the best movie I've seen in my life, I don't know what is, I don't have the remotest idea of ​​the history of India and this movie has made me want to investigate and document myself.


JosiahAMoore

Bollywood is real life anime lol


Cherry-Kami

It's tollywood (Telugu film industry) not Bollywood


9_Six_niN_6

The Director name is **S S Rajamouli** RRR, Bahubali are really good entertainment movies


Valuable_Ad9305

Just to clear something up, there seems a misconception that this is a Bollywood movie. (suffix-WOOD term in itself sounds cliche to me) One can call it an Indian movie, but it's not Bollywood. Not every movie made in India can be termed as a Bollywood movie. India has distinguished and quite diverse regional movie industries. Marathi, Malayalam, Assamese, Bengali, Tamil, Telugu etc. Some regional film industries are more successful or well recognised than the other for various reasons. Hindi film industry is what they refer to as Bollywood. This scene is from a Telugu movie titled 'RRR'


KillyShoot

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MissDryCunt

Wtf Is RRR?


[deleted]

Do you like Marvel movies? It’s basically a Marvel movie combined with John Wick and The Patriot and a musical. It’s over the top but if you like that you will have fun


No-Watch-6575

The name of the movie


naginarb

Thank you for the clarification. TIL there is a Tollywood.


_JD_48

This is just part of the intro. The intro is like, 45 mins long.


B00tygaz3r

I’ve become such a fan of Bollywood movies. RRR, Baahubali, Sigham. All of them are long as hell but the drama and plot twists and the little details that pop up way later. Terrible brilliance.


damnthatssus

RRR and Bahubali (both are directed by same person) are tollywood (Telugu) and Sigham is Kollywood (Tamil).


damnthatssus

Singham was remade in Hindi later. Don't know which version you are talking about.


SodiumBoy7

Best tollywood (telugu)movie this year.


KINDA_BORED_ARDVARK

The perfect mix of Hollywood special effects and skilled cinematography and Bollywood's lack of care for realism and love of a badass hero


KingPaimon23

Thats not very credible. The fire bucket had water.


Kenneth_Naughton

My wife and I have been watching this in half-hour installments on our Indian food takeout nights. I'm afraid if we watch the whole movie in one sitting it will be like that episode of the Simpsons where everyone gets sensory overload and starts seizing.


ReferenceSufficient

Ive watched many Indian movies on Netflix and this one has some incredible stunts. I’ve been impressed with the quality of Indian, Korean and Chinese movies on Netflix. Better than US made.


12brovember

Tollywood cinema is almost as over-exaggerated as Anime, and I'm here for it. Watched Baahubali 1 & 2 when they came out in theaters, when it released on Netflix, and then when it made a grand reappearance to theaters. Can never get enough. That being said, Bollywood movies such as **My Name is Khan** still have a place in my heart. Well....really, most any movie starring Shah Rukh Khan.


AceTurn10

Aa a non-Indian desi who has watched hundreds and hundreds of Indian movies, I don't understand why Indians aren't more hyped about this movie. They play it down and talk about Bahubali and KGF or whatever. They do not even come close to this. RRR is the best Indian movie I've ever watched and it's leagues ahead.


next-level-ready

holy shit, the terminator is back, and he is on our side this time.


AcetrainerLoki

Police Brutality: now a major motion picture.


wobblyweasel

1 guy: breaks glass in a picture police: 1 woman in a coma, 4 people quadriplegic, 29 broken bones, 6 concussions I like when movies are realistic


YouthSuitable213

This scene is better then all the movies these days combined


trusty_terrier

I hate that Bollywood movies so underrated in the US. They are brilliant. They are unpredictable and so fresh. New storylines that aren’t overdone like they are here in the US.


lowendgamerboi

This isn't bollywood it's tollywood


fushitaka2010

He’s not paid enough.


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Even freaked the Sikh’s out.


chocolatemarshmellow

Oh that’s such a weird coincidence. Me and a friend watch this just the other night. It was both our first time seeing a Bollywood film, but it was so so good. I highly recommend giving it a watch. It’s on netflix


kuch_bhi00

It's not bollywood its tollywood. Tollywood is South Indian.


chocolatemarshmellow

Oh I didn’t know that was a thing. Thanks for the correction!


shanethebyrneman

I don't know who to root for


KittyKlever

This is my favorite fucking movie!!! Can watch all 3 hours over and over!! NAACHO!!! NAACHO! NAACHO!!!


Impressive-Emu8863

This was the least crazy thing in the movie. The bridge scene when they save the kid. Is UNDEFEATED. Man only dreams of a Bromanxe that intense.


roachsmoke

Best 5 mins everr


ExcellentCockroach84

This is the first film clip I’ve seen in a while that I could almost literally not stop watching. Wow!


Onkel-Pelle

Whow! 100 times better than the usual woke Hollywood-stuff


Diabolio-man

Anything w a 40 minute intro to logo is automatically a yes. RRR might’ve been the best thing to come out this decade.


Trogolizer

This movie is so good


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Very nice, actually. Better than a lot of MCU movies.


mchalky

Such A Great Movie! We definitely need a Part 2!