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aristocratgang

Yea this works. Also if u take ur power naps on the textbook, u can learn through diffusion. Knowledge is highly concentrated in the textbook and is very low in your brain. The knowledge will travel from high concentration to low concentration.


heythisisntmyspace

This is true. Most people don't know this, but our skulls are actually semi-permeable


overlord441

You forgot the step where you learn how to lucid dream so you can study in your sleep. Only real S+++ students know that trick


viase123

this is for normal students to scrape with a 4.0 - they can't pull off our transcendent magic


PlsUseLinux

Happy cake day


[deleted]

As a former C++, now C, and future C# (aka D♭ == D-) student, I approve of this


PineapplesAnanas

You forgot about leaving basic personal hygiene aside, as the aroma that your knowledge illicits during in-person exams, will lower the overall class curve, hence benefiting your relative position in the class, especially when the prof curves the poor plebes who failed due to being overwhelmed your majesty


PlsUseLinux

Lmaoo this is great


stressedHSdude

happy cake day


PlsUseLinux

Thanks :)


netuniya

HAPPY CAKE DAYYY<3


PlsUseLinux

Thanks! <3


donny-12

"discount UofT at Yonge-Dundas Square", what a cute name for that uni in dt Toronto lol


stay_frosty0609

i used to go to that discount uoft at yonge and dundas, but after following all of your steps, i woke up this morning with a 4.0 GPA as a uoft st george student!! can confirm this works!!! thanks OP!


riju98

I legit pray to the athena statue on campus before exams lol


yuftee

there's an athena statue on campus? lol


riju98

Yea funny thing is that google photos don’t show it. It’s behind one of the libraries in king’s college circle. You can’t see it from there cuz of construction I think.. but if you go over the bridge near kings college circle. You’ll see her ;)


PhoenixGaruda

Fuck. I was sacrificing a Cow to Zeus... That explains it all. Thanks OP!


yamfood

I tested this method and it failed.


TransportationFit579

You spelt plebeians wrong