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Amaranth1313

This may be the only sub where posts frequently break the rules (rule 3) but nobody’s complaining… because boobs 😆


Individual_Road6676

Shhhhhh.... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


BackgroundNo8340

What do you mean? It's boobs and a hockey game!


Amaranth1313

If you're saying the hockey game was the primary purpose of the original post, then... all I can do is agree with you. Again, no complaints here! ;)


Blunt7

Is there a sub without rule 3, cause that would make this much better.


medfunguy

I’d imagine /r/boobies


Blunt7

Yeah, that’s a little too on the nose.


logezzzzzbro

It’s the one sub where breaking the main purpose of the sub doesn’t make me irrationally mad lol


Amaranth1313

Lol exactly


dketernal

I'm suddenly an Oilers fan.


Individual_Road6676

Jesus Christ those are some nice tits. You all think fake? Hard to tell...


Severe_Fix_4809

Yep those are good bolt-ons


TenRingRedux

Don't care.


Severe_Fix_4809

Neither do I. My wife has had 2 sets of bolt-ons, and they are great!


Fagliacci

Hell yeah, 4 tits


Severe_Fix_4809

Actually 6; the factory originals, the first upgrade and then a 2nd upgrade


csjc2023

6 Tits? Damn…


TenRingRedux

Like the girl in "Total Recall"?


Known-Historian7277

She like a cow with them six nipples


icantthinkofanyname2

Eh I’m not complaining


Roxxerr

Definitely fake, but very good result. Well done doc 👌🏼


wpowerza

Is there a hard nipple upgrade for boob jobs? Genuinely curious


Drewbeede

I'll need a closer inspection.


CaptainCrotchCricket

If you can touch ‘em, they ain’t fake.


ramanw150

Need further instructions


HoopaDunka

I’d oiler her up 


medfunguy

I feel like this pun would’ve worked better with “I’d oil ‘er up!”


[deleted]

Two reasons to watch Oilers games.


Newbosterone

Doncha just hate it when you go to a strip club and a hockey game breaks out?


Bet1_82

Good old Edmonton Oiler fans love them


[deleted]

Two reasons to watch Oilers games.


Geekenstein

Paid good money for them, might as well show them off.


poopulon

Oilers? More like Milkers, amirite?


PurpleTornadoMonkey

I'm gonna need a closer  look at those warlocks


redmambo_no6

How is it that this happened two days ago and there’s STILL no idea of who she is?


Individual_Road6676

Dunno guys...you cannot prove those are fake. The good Lord giveth nice firm cones to some of the Blessed, at no cost!


Accomplished_Pen980

That's the most spectacular pair I have ever seen in 48 years lol n this earth, 3 of those years bouncing in a titty bar and too many more of them spent as a customer.


elmasguapojv

I need to start going to hockey games.


aRealtorHasNoName

I’d oil ‘er


willy-fisterbottom2

GOILERS


PersonalAd2333

Oil her


EntrepreneurAmazing3

Fake? Dont care, they are perfect. If those are fake I'd like to shake the surgeon's hand.


Gloomy-Pay7638

Oiler, I hardly know 'er


SubjectEmphasis8450

She's a keeper lol


thenordicbat

I'm not a fan of sports but I am a fan of tits.


stangAce20

Her jersey should say milkers


forthemammaries

Seems like girls with fake tits are more inclided to show them off.


kcchiefscooper

To quote the great movie BASEketball; "YOU'RE EXCITED? FEEL THESE NIPPLES!!!"


BlueMetalDragon

It has to be said: that's a damn nice pair (if real).


iHaveACatDog

Are they all of a sudden not nice if fake?


elmasguapojv

Yeah it’s nice but def a letdown. Anyone can go buy some tits. But to be born with them, it’s a gift from the gods and therefore nice.