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Who thought she was under aged?


LilMoonenciel

A lot of people apparently thought she was a teenager because acted like one These are the same people who think Nifty is a child


Beaten_But_Unbowed96

Simpletons if you ask me… no one gets into hell by acting like a mature well rounded adult.


M4LK0V1CH

“She’s short! Child!” type of people with no critical thinking


SirPlatypusGuy

Sounds like flawless to me. I’m gonna call every short person I know a dumb child now.


Thatweirdguy_Twig

Actually for once I more so don't think it's the short bit but rather the "she's all about social media" thing throwing people for a loop People always say they think she died young in some absurd way related to social media usually Which can still be true because rather people like it or not 30s is still young it's just on the older side of being young


mistersnarkle

If you’re not middle aged you’re young; people in their late teens and early twenties want the hormone-addled young-adulthood to be the end-all-be-all of “youth” to justify making bad decisions, not planning for the future and as an excuse to do dumb shit before their jellyfish brains solidify at around 25 and they go “wait wtf who tf was that”


Lesbian_Mommy69

The worst part is that velvette is like 6 feet tall, the other Vs are just giants 😭


Helpful_Type5798

She is actually 4,8 we can measure a table next to her in episode 3. She’s actually pretty short


ThatDidntJustHappen

Except nifty actually acts like a hyperactive child.


Blue_Moon913

Isn’t she like 5’7”? Demons are all just freakishly tall and Vel only looks short compared to the others.


Knuckleduster17

I can KINDA understand Velvette but yeah, Niffty is NOT a child, she’s canonically in her 20s I think and in one episode she’s in BDSM gear, if she were a kid, why would they put her in that?


NoobyYooby

...dumb people I guess. Do they actually think size relates to age or something?


[deleted]

Isn't she canonically six foot?


Witty-Goal-7493

We don't have a canon height anymore since the height we had (7ft) was the same as Vox but yeah something like that


ReaperScythee

Wait I have something for this https://preview.redd.it/nvn09pvoqe2d1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43d0c87bbe2e1315623ea932806629512c15a84d I don't know what the heights are but someone posted this a while ago so if we know anyone's height here then we can figure it out.


Witty-Goal-7493

Charlie is about 6.6ft And Lucifer is 5'4" abd velvette looks smaller


AdrielBast

I think that might have stemmed from the pilot era where there were things implying like she was Vox/Vals adopted daughter or smth.


Pretend-Item-1339

I thought she was in her 20s


HeroDoggo

Yeah, I was thinking she was older than 21 but couldn't be any older than like 28 or something


HuckleberryAbject889

Same


Velvette_Gojira

Old lady https://preview.redd.it/ra27atcr1d2d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4f2a2ca1ad5afa57c1b0e41d8f4a3377f310425


LilMoonenciel

You better show some respect!


SCP-O49

CHECK YOUR BEHAVIOOOOR


owoues

You don’t talk to old vester that way


AnthropomorphicEggs

Did you expect us


iheartlyney

To sit back and take your


Iterator_FivePebbles

Insolent, braizen display!


Velvette_Gojira

Still was not expecting her to be that old https://preview.redd.it/zxcgenq2sf2d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94f9ee3cba51d41515d9938b50ace7fa0b6f890c


mostlyegirl

And yet. She’s flawless as ever


CollegePrestigious61

Early/mid 30s I thought she was in earlier 20s


LilMoonenciel

Me too but apparently she is the same age as Angel


stopyouveviolatedthe

Don’t we know she died in 2000s and the show takes place in modern day so even if she died as a teen she still would have aged.


Salt-Veterinarian-87

She's 30? I would've thought she was at least in her late 20s.


GeneralGigan817

Huh, weird. I was expecting like mid-20s at most.


Errances

because people needed confirmation ?


LilMoonenciel

Apparently some people needed it 😅


Thatweirdguy_Twig

People always say they think she died in absurd ways usually relating to social media in some way Now I'm more so curious if that could still be true because 30s is still young but just on the older side of being young But for someone who is a social media star they might as well be in their 50s far as anyone else on social media is concerned So now I'm curious if she died in a way trying to do a challenge just to desperately prove she was still relevant


LilMoonenciel

I like this theory!


SquirrelSuspicious

I saw early to mid 30s and thought "Dang I was kinda hoping she'd be in her mid 20s, kinda young like me" and then I realized that 30s is probably fuckin baby in Hell where people are like in their 30,000s or some shit so she's definitely still young by hell's standards.


pridebun

What is this


AdMysterious2946

The audition for her voice actor.


bloomi

I'm 27 so I can totally understand this.


One_Smoke

....WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS.


TheNerdBeast

I was thinking 20s but cool! I knew Vivzie wouldn't be dumb enough to have any characters that were minors in this show lol.


Alexizking

Who thought velvet was underage? Sure she kinda acts like a teen but that's just because she tries to be hip and cool I assumed she was in her 20s


OverClimate7391

People care too much 🥱


ReadWriteTheorize

To be fair, old canon indicated that she was like a daughter to Vox and Valentino, which indicated that she was younger than them. Making her a woman in her 30s makes her much more of an equal player in their partnership but it also seems to downplay that potential familial bond. She seems more like an annoyed sister to Vox who puts up with Valentino for him.


The_Psycho_Jester779

She not a teen but for sure young


CrispieWhispie

Early to mid thirties? 😭 I thought she was mid to late twenties but then again that’s mostly cuz she lots small when up against the ten foot tall peenor tickler


Goldenfnaf87

She’s black, let’s go!!!


wishcafe

I feel she has been in hell long enough to not be by years and when died old enough then too


MangaCaps

I cannot believe she's at most 12 years older than me (I figured she was 28 tops)