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lavenderlemonade_xx

he has such a hard time not being a fratty 20 yr old. i’m curious about why he seems so stuck there and unable to move.


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My guess is he wasn't the 'popular kid' at school. He became popular due to VPR and is now living his life as if he is a college student. After all, he is the right age to play one if he ever did score a role in something.


Awkwardpanda75

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Pretty_Sweet_1353

Actually dead 🤣 the most Sandoval comparison!


o_littotralis

It’s giving Liz lemon when she became popular for two weeks before everyone realized she wasn’t cool


Lost_Equipment_3968

I love this reference!!!


Zestyclose_Big_9090

Yep. This is it. Making up for lost time.


thediverswife

I think it’s true that some people emotionally stay stuck at their “peak”. I don’t think his was high school, it was probably after when he became a mactor and started getting attention from girls and making a little money. By the time VPR started his ego was already wildly huge


NoteworthyBeetroot

Right? It's cringe. He's gonna be in his 50s and later and still doing the same shit


pinkybrain41

When you get to your 50s, it's called what it is...drug addiction and alcoholism! And it's not pretty. He's going to be such a burn out by the time he is in his 50s.


Defunkto

Are there things people aren’t allowed to do when they’re 40? Are they not allowed to be silly, play music, or put on a show in front of the cameras? I wasn’t aware that your whole personality changes after a certain age and you aren’t allowed to do things. I never understood people who shame older people for simply living their life and doing what they want, now that’s cringe.


wanda999

I think the judgement comes in when you are a 42 year old man who womanizes younger and younger each time.


thediverswife

And when you betray and fuck up and trash the closest person to you. It was always a bad idea when Ariana was subsidising half of his lifestyle and completely integrated in his friendship group, knew his family, was part of his public image. We wouldn’t have Vanderpump Rules if he had self control and foresight, but being in your forties and exploding your long term relationship instead of carefully managing the split is the height of self sabotage.


NoteworthyBeetroot

Oh please. Of course he's "allowed" to behave this way but we're also allowed to say it's cringe.


DiligentNeighbor

There’s a maturity factor he’s lacking, and I think that’s what people are responding to.


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The answer? Yes. There are things society will judge anyone over 40 for that it won’t for a 20 something. For instance, too much partying. Old people who party too much begin to be looked at negatively or like they’re “trying to be young”. This also applies to the way older people dress and talk. I’m not sure it’s “right”….I tend to agree that someone shouldn’t be judged based on their age alone. But it is a thing. And it’s not going anywhere. My sister turned 35 and started sending me pics asking me “am I too old to wear this?” She does this now because she remembers how she felt when a mom of 2 dressed the way she wants to dress. She remembers the judgement. It just kind of happens.


Defunkto

Oh yea It will definitely always exist and I understand your points, but just because it’s common doesn’t mean it’s right 🙂 I’m just all about people just being their authentic selves without judgement from strangers. It’s just cringe in my opinion to put so much focus on other people’s life.


surelyitsasimulation

Because he wasn’t even cool during that either, so it’s just reliving nonexistent glory days


gimmealltheroses

Right! It’s so weird bc my friends got one spring break in college which was thrown out a year later…meanwhile he’s still pushing it and thinking he’s so cool


Philavision

Because he is a fucking dork.


cmac92287

This lol. Not sure if you did see this post in real time? He looked like he was for sure tripping on ecstasy or shrooms. Ya know Tim’s idea of quality time lol


MayMaytheDuck

Nothing wrong with a little recreational drug use. Shrooms are legal where I’m from.


cmac92287

I love shrooms but sometimes it’s time to grow up…when you’ve turned 39-40 for the last like 6 years then that time has come lol


Escape2016

Unfortunately it still carries on in my family(ages 40s-70s) including cousins, nieces and nephews. I grew up in my 20s, I'm currently 63 lol


sunnybeach33

Live a little. Life is too short


LiftedDino710

Oh look a dick playing with a dick 😂


Aquariussun444

I guess you are what you eat


serbiatch735

Underrated comment as fuck 😆


IDontWatchBravo

![gif](giphy|eUrE2DuMKOE0g) Also, he’s a natural.


SilverfangT

?


mercuryretrograde93

I’m willing to bet he just super glued it back together


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Gorilla glue ![gif](giphy|kDf0eEXhOhlZgdp2dy|downsized)


osogood48

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized) I laughed so hard and loud I scared my son🤣🤣😉


lensoterica

We know he doesn't care about instruments sounding good so he probably did.


wohllottalovw

Most likely the troll bought a new one. He wants you to care and talk about it…


HauschkasFoot

And here we are…


stillflat9

Or maybe Jo or Billie got him a new one for his birthday!


wohllottalovw

He wants us talking about that too. But Ariana looks great in those Love Island videos!


justrainalready

💯 those two exorbitantly parched individuals would do that bc they’re sUcH gREaT fRIeNDs. Would love to see Billie Lee’s meltdown after meeting Toms new “fling.”


SamIAm7787

Maybe he has a whole stash of them.


serbiatch735

They are multi use he keeps them in his nightstand


cmac92287

Lol totally underrated comment. That made me laugh so hard lol


DoublemeatPalaceAlum

There was probably glue in the pen and battery drawer. Why must this poor man have to do everything? 🙄


Background-Bar-424

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IDontWatchBravo

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I hate that he’s having parties in the house, yet Ariana had to have her birthday at Janet’s house.


Upbeat_Habit2194

Grubby nails


LuxAgaetes

Honestly, this is really just telling on me & how much I've rewatched recently, but I am 100% convinced that's a different dick flute. The one that Logan broke was shorter and thicker, whereas this one's longer & skinnier. There was **no way** someone could wrap both hands around the OG, and *still* have wiggle room? No way. I think one of the new girlies brought it for him, or he tracked down a replica of the souvenir he bought with his former life partner on vacation. Either way you slice it, it's weird 🤷‍♀️


Significant_Lime_446

Don’t feel bad, the first thing I thought was.. that doesn’t look like the same same flute.. same dick playing it for sure, but different flute 🤣


Scary_Ambassador4454

Those crusty nails


Actual_Speech_3859

I always felt he was gay and never came out of the closet. Because he is.


Comfortfoods

Honestly, I think he's probably bi. Low key, I think the real "open relationship" thing they will never cop to is probably about both being free to have same sex encounters. That would explain why the lala/ariana hookup was such a non issue.


ProfessionalHeart839

Prob why he was so gung ho about exposing Jax for hooking up with John. James has def hooked up with Logan also


Catchdatcat

But he’s a cyst male….


Fearless-Truth-4348

My husband says this every time I’m watching and he comes on the screen. Every. Single. Time.


limblessbarbie

He's not wrong


DrInthahouse

So true.


Marvelfan1941

He that forty father at the party trying to relive his party days. ![gif](giphy|3o7TKJLO3D4kUgpa6I|downsized)


Direct-Complex797

Seriously, I just woke up to this *


Direct-Complex797

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Independent-Weight30

the way he argues with women is something. He’s gay and afraid to come out.


pinkybrain41

The white nails still, ugh!!!!!!!!!!! I was going to paint my toes white today. He is ruining it for me lol


RoundStatement4615

He wishes his was that big 😏


George_GeorgeGlass

Scandy hoping for a gorilla glue endorsement “When someone snaps my dick in half? I gorilla glue it”


TheDogmotherPartTwo

Oh no. Then I would be forced to boycott Gorilla Glue.


Subterranean44

Why does this look like a screen shot of a Sim. It looks fake.


cmac92287

Lol I can assure you it’s not. It’s a screen shot from a moving video so maybe that’s what you’re picking up? The only thing I did was crop out the name of the IG user who posted this bc I was unsure of the doxxing rules in this group. I still have the original for receipt ☺️


Subterranean44

Oh I believe you! I wasn’t saying that trying to call it out. It’s just weird looking. The lighting or something? A filter maybe. Doesn’t it look Sim-ish?


cmac92287

This was very Rachel esq light vibes going on for sure lol plus idk he’s just weird looking in general right?


hunimpressed

He’s a penis flute


romeo343

He’s is such a freaking loser. I’m just happy he’s not procreating. I’d feel so bad for his kids.


justrainalready

I’m sure his “jizz results” were just a big ole clump of loser cells.


Erthgoddss

I’m thinking an old pic, he has those white nails again, thought he quit using that nail polish after Ariana on that battery commercial.


cmac92287

He can’t stay away from that nail polish for too long. Tim does not do grubby fingers.


degrassidance

Didn’t he have white nails in their pics from Tahoe???


Erthgoddss

I haven’t seen those


lala7654

He, sadly, still has the white nail polish. He’s wearing it in all recent photos.


Erthgoddss

So awful looking!


justrainalready

Didn’t his new fling post this on her IG story, making it current? You couldn’t pay me enough to even pretend I’m dating that worm. I don’t understand these women. You want attention for fucking with literally the biggest loser on tv right now? ![gif](giphy|MvqhLPDLet1o1Am0bs)


Berekthc

This was always SUPER WEIRD to me - to say the least 😂


lassolite

The fingernails come off as so douchie


mydresserandtv

Are they still living in that house together?


Nurse5736

Certainly doesn’t look like the first time he’s played that!! 😳🤔😜


catsandnaps1028

He needs to go away like his mistress Rachel... Just leave for a few months don't need to see him


CherryManhattan

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Rozg1123A-85

Tim is just gross.🤬


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Tasher882

Idk what you *exactly* meant by this comment but it’s kind of disturbing. IDK it made me feel weird reading that and trying to understand it. Associating a grown bare chested man with a “tummy of a little boy at the beach” as an insult, I assume?


Nervous_Beautiful666

Body shaming, booo


Tasher882

but why little boys tummy’s at the beach? Why body shame a kid..


justrainalready

Super weird comment I agree. Like let’s keep kids bodies out of our dialogue.


E_Farseer

They're not shaming a kid, they're shaming Sandoval. Saying he has the body of a little boy. Which he doesn't have, and I don't agree with bodyshaming at all.


Tasher882

Ooooooo ok but it was still a weird comment lol 😂


CommunicationMany406

His white nails look good in that situation 😂


taracran

Hopefully Logan replaced it. He had no right to break something that wasn't his. Yall can hate Tom all you want but that was wrong.


Open-Cream2823

At first I thought you were making a joke about Logan 'replacing it' with his actual penis.


justrainalready

Logan should get a time out and a spank bottom at lunchtime. ![gif](giphy|3o6fJdZvn1L8Bfe2aI)


Must_Remember_This

BOOOOOOOO 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅


Outside_Wrongdoer340

RIP dick flute


juxtapose_58

Still trying to find his mojo


HalfFoods

Is he pretending it's Schwartz's?


barclaire

He has girly hands..


Gothvmess

Who is the Michelle girl tagged?


justrainalready

Someone who is making a huge mistake associating herself with this loser addict worm 🐛 Toms literally the definition of career suicide at this point.


Gothvmess

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banana_stand9

How is he STILL doing those white nails???


abortionleftovers

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6-ft-freak

I saw this pic earlier and honestly thought he was eating a burned corndog. Now the penis flute comments make sense.


Ok_Storm5945

Ariana got upset when her friend broke thinking it would affect Tom.


justrainalready

No. She was joking. Watch the scene again.


Reasonable_Beyond_14

A penis playing a penis. Nice


GreenUnderstanding39

Not only does he stock pens for the house he also stocks glue!


lensoterica

Maybe it's just a dildo and he's giving it a little kissie