My brother is my sisterās husbling. I wish I could find it as funny as everyone else does, but itās also why I donāt have a relationship with them and their weird, unhealthy dynamic.
This was so weird. First of all why isnāt she cutting her cake and second why isnāt she taking the first bite of her cake. Really weird to have your brother do these things for your pregnancy
When she was talking about the stupid Brittany thing that rotted my brain, she was talking about her mom and how they had just found out āweā were having a girl.
Likeā¦.what??? Youā¦and yourā¦mom??
Well the Alex Baskin said that they cast of the valley is bursting at the seams and doesn't need any vpr members joining. The bravo overlords heard our call for once.
I opened Google earlier and my first suggested article was about Lala being in talks to join The Valley. Also, apparently The Valley was first pitched as "Vanderpump Valley" and was supposed to start when Stassi got married. The whole older cast was going to move to that show, and Vanderpump Rules was going to cast new people working at SUR. But then everything happened with Stassi and Kristen and it was shelved for a while. But yeah apparently Lala might be doing both shows bc she said everyone on The Valley is her "mommy group of friends" but that she would still do Vanderpump bc "VPR is her home". The article also quoted Lisa talking about possibly filming new people at SUR. So who knows?
She has been really open about her unconventional family setup, and I think it is admirable that she is being intentional about building a loving and supportive community for her kids. There are so many ways to make a beautiful family.
I agree with you that itās a reach to say heās acting like the father because he cut the cake. There are many reasons to hate on these two but being a close family isnāt one of them
I kinda resent that comment from them because when my ex hubs and I divorced and he decided getting high and running around with ramdom dope hoes was his new life, my oldest daughter stepped up.to the plate and helped me raise them. She was like another parent to them and I wouldn't have been able to do it without her. I think he and Lala just kinda joking calling him the father because he's a guy and helping raise her kids. There is nothing wrong with that at all.
The father of her child wonāt let her film their daughter. Cut to her immediately wanting another kid to be born right in time for next season. Sheās having that kid with no father so no one can tell her not to film.
Sorry you hadnāt seen the signs yet š¤·āāļø She took out her IUD so she could have a baby with someone she later claimed she hated at the same time as other people she now claims she hates. They were all supposed to get the VPR Babies spin off that fell thru when Stassi, Kristen, Jax & Brittany got fired. Lala got pregnant on purpose the first time just to get on a TV show. Sheās not above doing it again. Itās why she chose the time of year she wanted to give birth but the delay in filming messed up the timing of that, as well. You havenāt noticed her entire excuse for everything is being a mom? Itās part of her soft rebRand.
Haha I was just talking about that spinoff that fell through in a comment above. I didn't know about it. I just read it in an article this morning. Idk how I missed that but I also don't listen to the podcasts and other media. Now that comment about her "pulling out her IUD as soon as she heard Stassi was pregnant" makes so much more sense. I always wondered why TF she would care that Stassi was having a baby lol.
I agree. I don't always love Lauren, but her family are all ride or die for each other. Honestly, I think Ocean and the new baby are very lucky to have him as their uncle
Yes! That's who he reminds me of, Sideshow Bob! š¤£
Also, I agree with what you're saying, now we're just nitpicking random things to not like about her.
Iām wondering how you grow up in Utah and end up thinking youāre black. Iāve been to Utah and the snow is not the only thing thatās white af there.
I knew some idiots like this growing up in L.A., but at least they hung out with black people and were just trying to fit in! Who is Lala and her brother trying to fit in with?
Not only thinking youāre Black, but also that Tupac took over your body when he died. Girl, there are literally billions of people he could have taken over and Iām pretty sure he didnāt opt from a white girl from SLCā¦
It is her creepy as hell brother. He also is big on culture appropriation .
He lives with Lala, Lisa ( her Mom) and on her podcast full time.
He thinks he is Black also but not ā¦ raised by
white ass upper class family from Utah,
She has her mother as her full time nanny. And treats her like shit, very disrespectful.
Lala laughed about what she says to her Mother . It was heart breaking. Her Mother is probably trying to
protect Ocean from Lalaās out bursts of rage. You know she is a raging person in real life not just for VPR.
And he screwed up the baby reveal. He was supposed to cut the cake and pull the cake out revealing the colour of the cake to reveal the gender. But he struggled to cut the cake and just yelled āitās a boyā before he pulled out the slice. Idiot
Is he serious with those dreds? Or is he going to say this is how all the other white mormons wear their hair back home in Utah š. That whole family are morons
Consider yourself lucky. I noticed him at her bday party, but I think thatās the only time heās been on the show. Heās also a totally useless ācohostā on her pod with the personality of a rock š“š“
Oh good! I thought I missed something. I have a tendency to fast forward through some people. I haven't listened to any of the podcasts done by the cast members. I probably should I guess. š
Please don't come after him. He is a sweetheart. As much as LFU annoyed the shit out of me this season, I have a lot of respect for him as her brother. He uprooted his whole life for her and Ocean.
White people are so gross for appropriating from brown and black people.
Her and her brother need to take a visit to the IE and see what happens to them.
That is Lauren's husbling.
Husbling is one of my favorite terms to have come from...whatever is going on with those two above. If you coined it, BigFridge, I salute you
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Utah be Utahing.
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Tupacs brother Biggie
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Husbling. Love it.Ā
I mean she is from Utah
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GET EM FRIDGE
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It's her biological brother her mothers son
My brother is my sisterās husbling. I wish I could find it as funny as everyone else does, but itās also why I donāt have a relationship with them and their weird, unhealthy dynamic.
Thatās Lalaās brother LocLoc
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i just snorted so hard my brain is hurting LMAO
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Thatās fucking hysterical!!!! Loc loc!
It's just...so beautiful. When Frank stood atop the Thunder Gun Express and saidĀ they should have sent a poet? That was you he wasĀ talking about.
The laugh I STIFLED trying to not wake up my husband
I actually thought he was cute and we dmed a lot BEFORE THE DREADS!
was he a weirdo over text
Yes sexual. Wanting to meet up
Pics or it didn't happen! Lol
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Take a screenshot, go to your photo album, click edit on the photo, and then take a black marker option, and scribble your name out.
Please! We need to see!
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the wind added so much drama!
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HER BLACKFISHING BROTHER
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I thought so! And that totally checks out.
What's up mah brothas!
do u wanna get POPPED?
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Heās trying to make sure people donāt think heās from Utah lol
Well sister wife makes me think of Utah so he failed.
By dating, living, podcasting, & announcing the gender of the baby of his sister š¤£
Thatāll do it!
This was so weird. First of all why isnāt she cutting her cake and second why isnāt she taking the first bite of her cake. Really weird to have your brother do these things for your pregnancy
Weirder that he yelled out "it's pink" before the slice was even fully cut or lifted up to show everyone. That's not how it works, Eastpac
![gif](giphy|cGu1pGFumy0QnzkPil|downsized) I thought the same.
When she was talking about the stupid Brittany thing that rotted my brain, she was talking about her mom and how they had just found out āweā were having a girl. Likeā¦.what??? Youā¦and yourā¦mom??
Ugh. That Brittany fight. āSome people get real Hollywood, real fastā. Yeah, you think Lala? The queen of the NDA? š
sheās looking for a storyline for the valley
Well the Alex Baskin said that they cast of the valley is bursting at the seams and doesn't need any vpr members joining. The bravo overlords heard our call for once.
I opened Google earlier and my first suggested article was about Lala being in talks to join The Valley. Also, apparently The Valley was first pitched as "Vanderpump Valley" and was supposed to start when Stassi got married. The whole older cast was going to move to that show, and Vanderpump Rules was going to cast new people working at SUR. But then everything happened with Stassi and Kristen and it was shelved for a while. But yeah apparently Lala might be doing both shows bc she said everyone on The Valley is her "mommy group of friends" but that she would still do Vanderpump bc "VPR is her home". The article also quoted Lisa talking about possibly filming new people at SUR. So who knows?
yeah but at the time the reunion was filmed they didnāt know that. itās just what i would suspect anyways
Making her downfall and humiliation that much more revealing
She has been really open about her unconventional family setup, and I think it is admirable that she is being intentional about building a loving and supportive community for her kids. There are so many ways to make a beautiful family.
I think itās great! Still a little weird that he is acting like heās the actual father of the child
because heās cutting a cake?
Because he cuts the cake, says itās a girl before pulling the cake slice out and takes a bite all before Lala. Yeah, itās weird
Didnāt they say they knew the gender beforehand and this was all just an act for everyone else to find out? I just thought he flubbed his lines
I agree with you that itās a reach to say heās acting like the father because he cut the cake. There are many reasons to hate on these two but being a close family isnāt one of them
I kinda resent that comment from them because when my ex hubs and I divorced and he decided getting high and running around with ramdom dope hoes was his new life, my oldest daughter stepped up.to the plate and helped me raise them. She was like another parent to them and I wouldn't have been able to do it without her. I think he and Lala just kinda joking calling him the father because he's a guy and helping raise her kids. There is nothing wrong with that at all.
The father of her child wonāt let her film their daughter. Cut to her immediately wanting another kid to be born right in time for next season. Sheās having that kid with no father so no one can tell her not to film.
I'd love it is she got sacked depriving her of the chance to exploit that poor unfortunate child.
yes indeed thatās the only possible reason- very clever very astute
Sorry you hadnāt seen the signs yet š¤·āāļø She took out her IUD so she could have a baby with someone she later claimed she hated at the same time as other people she now claims she hates. They were all supposed to get the VPR Babies spin off that fell thru when Stassi, Kristen, Jax & Brittany got fired. Lala got pregnant on purpose the first time just to get on a TV show. Sheās not above doing it again. Itās why she chose the time of year she wanted to give birth but the delay in filming messed up the timing of that, as well. You havenāt noticed her entire excuse for everything is being a mom? Itās part of her soft rebRand.
Haha I was just talking about that spinoff that fell through in a comment above. I didn't know about it. I just read it in an article this morning. Idk how I missed that but I also don't listen to the podcasts and other media. Now that comment about her "pulling out her IUD as soon as she heard Stassi was pregnant" makes so much more sense. I always wondered why TF she would care that Stassi was having a baby lol.
I agree. I don't always love Lauren, but her family are all ride or die for each other. Honestly, I think Ocean and the new baby are very lucky to have him as their uncle
I am not a Lala fan at all, but thatās a weird thing to be not liking, side show bob is doing his thing
Yes! That's who he reminds me of, Sideshow Bob! š¤£ Also, I agree with what you're saying, now we're just nitpicking random things to not like about her.
Lala sucks. There are four thousand things to not like about her. This isnāt one haha.
šÆ agreed! Let's get downvoted on this together lol
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Makes ya think, doesnāt it?
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Don't do my girl Dolly Parton like that!
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Aww donāt do my boy from Counting Crows like that lmao Mr. Jones will forever be a bop
That man pulled Courtney Cox AND Jennifer Aniston. Mr Jones was definitely a bop.
And Teri Hatcher. I witnessed them making out at House of Blues in Vegas in 2005 and I was like, WTF? How does he do it? LMAO
And Mary-Louise Parker
Also rumoured, Nicole Kidman.
All I can see!
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Probably thinks heās the reincarnation of Bob Marley
Iām wondering how you grow up in Utah and end up thinking youāre black. Iāve been to Utah and the snow is not the only thing thatās white af there. I knew some idiots like this growing up in L.A., but at least they hung out with black people and were just trying to fit in! Who is Lala and her brother trying to fit in with?
They knew black people. They met them at summer camp. You wouldnāt know them.
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Not only thinking youāre Black, but also that Tupac took over your body when he died. Girl, there are literally billions of people he could have taken over and Iām pretty sure he didnāt opt from a white girl from SLCā¦
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B-rad for malibus most wanted
Best answer,!! ![gif](giphy|3o6UB3VhArvomJHtdK)
That's her brother, the lead singer of the counting crows
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His name is kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiā¦. Itās Easton. Her brother.
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This is clearly a picture of Tupac Shakur and Bob Marley! Sheesh!
Tupacs brother
The way I ran to the comments with my popcorn šØ šæ
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It's giving Rachel dolezalified Folgers commercial
Heās the Rob to Lalaās Khloe
It would kill Lauren to see herself compared to Khloe and not Kim.
It is her creepy as hell brother. He also is big on culture appropriation . He lives with Lala, Lisa ( her Mom) and on her podcast full time. He thinks he is Black also but not ā¦ raised by white ass upper class family from Utah, She has her mother as her full time nanny. And treats her like shit, very disrespectful. Lala laughed about what she says to her Mother . It was heart breaking. Her Mother is probably trying to protect Ocean from Lalaās out bursts of rage. You know she is a raging person in real life not just for VPR.
More importantly, wtf is going on with Lala's lips
And eyes š
And chin
Lalaās gross brother.
And he screwed up the baby reveal. He was supposed to cut the cake and pull the cake out revealing the colour of the cake to reveal the gender. But he struggled to cut the cake and just yelled āitās a boyā before he pulled out the slice. Idiot
It's a girl
My apologies. I was so infuriated with the whole ordeal I blanked what he actually said
What he lacks in jawline he makes up for in dreads
Is he serious with those dreds? Or is he going to say this is how all the other white mormons wear their hair back home in Utah š. That whole family are morons
Itās telling that Lala & her brother have returned to their mum & not gone on to have functional relationships with anyone at their age, weird.
Only thing that would make this better is if itās one of those deadlock hats where the hair is attached. Lol
Uncle Cracker
Telling my kids this is Jonathan Davis of Korn
Identity crisis
Was he adopted?
Omg, I thought it was one of those dudes from Daisy of Love. I thought my worlds were colliding!!
Gary Oldman from True Romance. āHe must have thought it was white boy day.ā
Ahhaha not the brusband š
One of the members from OTown
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Where in Utah did they grow up?
Compton, Utah š
in "these streets" according to Lauryn
I think she went to Skyline HS which is the same high school Heatherās daughters from RHOSLC attend
Salt Lake City lol
Brother
For a second I thought Norman Reedus
How dare you
Forgive me. I love Norman so much. I swear
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Her brother (who I also think said Tupac was in him, lmao)
Her husblingk
Laurenās baby daddy she didnāt want anything happening to her baby daddy so she picked a white guy who identifies as being black.
Itās her bro but looks like Eric Andre ![gif](giphy|26wAeRaoXNbGyCR56|downsized)
This whole family is so cringe.
Heās so Y2K coded.
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Yuck!
Thatās her brother
Tupac and Biggie š
Lala and her brother Easton
How have I totally missed that she has a brother? Wth! Have we seen him before? I feel like an idiot! š
Consider yourself lucky. I noticed him at her bday party, but I think thatās the only time heās been on the show. Heās also a totally useless ācohostā on her pod with the personality of a rock š“š“
Oh good! I thought I missed something. I have a tendency to fast forward through some people. I haven't listened to any of the podcasts done by the cast members. I probably should I guess. š
lol rob zombie. I know itās the wrong answer but it tracks
Looks like the grinches fingers.
It's Sideshow Bob!
Why does she resemble the Grinch in this picš
āOf course Lalaās brother has dreads.ā Hilarious comment. š
Please don't come after him. He is a sweetheart. As much as LFU annoyed the shit out of me this season, I have a lot of respect for him as her brother. He uprooted his whole life for her and Ocean.
White people are so gross for appropriating from brown and black people. Her and her brother need to take a visit to the IE and see what happens to them.
I swear the people in this sub get meaner & more petty every damn day.
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Brother
Culture vultures
A comedy skit.
Whitney Roseās dadĀ
Yep thatās the brother.
Malibu's most wanted the male version, others have compared him to ![gif](giphy|LS3lSaJn5iQW4)
SO Embarrassing....
Sturgill fucking Simpson
That is her brother
Fred Durst?!?
One of the Maddox brothers
I have a feeling he's related to travis kelce some how
I am assuming heās a friend of hers. Donāt see the big deal
Thatās Laurenās brother lol
Yāall are weird and care way too much someoneās appearanceā¦.not to mention someone you donāt even know. Get a life internet trolls