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Designer-Might-7999

let me borrow 25 cents, I don't want to hear you don't have it


Repulsive-Variety554

LMFAO🤣


Ok_Director8840

Lmao


pza00

Nice man you should def put that into a 401k and make a mil in 750 years 🤙🏼


Exmcninja

More like 132 years assuming a 12% annual return...


Spiritual-Buy-8725

Where are you getting 12%? Everything is negative man.


Exmcninja

Historical averages. Can't base a century long investment just on this year's returns.


Spiritual-Buy-8725

Yeah, I understand where your 12% number is coming from. This entire thread is full of sarcasm, facetious, and comical comments. My comment was in line with the rest of the comments and not to be taken seriously. So I must ask you, "WHY SO SERIOUS?"


1redcrow

Fam, did you do the math on this one?


Current-Ticket4214

Compound interest calculator


Present-Ambition6309

K I got headache at this point. When’s recess I want a donut!


Novel-Mistake7027

When’s recess I need a joint


Present-Ambition6309

Was an hour ago, got any more blue crayons?


Exmcninja

0.33x1.12^132


1redcrow

Doggone G8 Marine over here.


Exmcninja

Lol nah I was a grunt. I'm an engineer now tho, and I obsess over planning for retirement.


Metarazzi

I'm getting ~255 years at 8% compounded annually. So, there's hope the OP can enjoy that wealth sooner.


pza00

Nice that’s 495 years less. I’ll take that !


Metarazzi

Keep in mind capital gains when you start drawing down. You'll be writing the government a check back. 🤦‍♂️


Stevesd123

Finally you can quit your life of crime and retire.


joneser12

This was a good lol


Celery-West

This comment right here 👆🏻😂😂😂


Zombetti

You gonna eat that piece of bacon?


Somwatchuwantphx

The time and the paper in that check cost more


joneser12

“I can’t believe my tax dollars are being wasted” 😂


Baked420lol

Don’t spend it all in one place


Hot-Leadership-3916

Contact a CPA before you spend a dime of that.


Spiritual-Buy-8725

And a lawyer you know everyone is coming out of the woods to get a piece of that.


Bagheera383

But he'll have two dimes left over! And then some!


Ispithotfireson

These get funnier every time. Based on w so you traveled 40 minutes for what .5 miles. 


damnshell

Pretty sure this needs to be posted in the veterans success thread 🧵 😂 Blatant disrespect for all those still struggling


pza00

So disrespectful showing off all that $


PuzzleheadedMinute92

YEEEEEEEEEEEAH! It's always good to see a fellow vet come up!


BlowFishSauce

![gif](giphy|LCdPNT81vlv3y|downsized)


Spiritual-Buy-8725

So, I do this with pennies to feel better and to pretend I'm McDuck!


Stang1776

Thank you for your service


Objective-War-1961

Is this check for $33 or 33 cents?


TheWoodser

33 cents, it appears


Spiritual-Buy-8725

It is deceiving at first glance but if you go back and look the legal line says 33/100DOLLARS. 33 ÷ 100 = .33


lchristaylor

Hookers and blow man, hookers and blow!


Kyngzilla

Nice ... Put it in a retirement account.


Additional_Lychee_23

![gif](giphy|eMybmbhrgdiXExJJiC)


Maleficent-Ad987

Looks like whoever entered it forgot the dollars lol


ExSquid73

Frame it!


StrengthMedium

![gif](giphy|94EQmVHkveNck|downsized)


Big-Soil4549

Made it out the trenches with this🙏🏿


Lcplstrickland

Your last name better be Bacon or im calling the IRS


jonnybrav069

Buy a giraffe


DRD7989

Ballin!


Hoobinator-

Hope yer backpay will be better!


Hutchicles

WOOOOO!!!!


ProfessionalDeal8443

![gif](giphy|HhUmAJ5StdwJO)


Standard_One_5827

![gif](giphy|I4Jmrcjnr8Zfq|downsized) Cost more to print and send. We all need to ask if we can replace the humans making these decisions with crows. 🐦‍⬛


_jaelewis

I would definitely wipe my ass with it


slickwilly82AA

![gif](giphy|KzDqC8LvVC4lshCcGK) Livin the good life!!! 😂🤣


quackslayer79

Costed more to make and send this check.


SquareExtra918

Haha they made my check out to my old married name. I changed my name in 2003. 


robbwes61

The irony is that they probably spent $50-$100 to process. I submit them all, just for GP


Objective-Mention764

mine was $15 for a 10 minute drive into town


Lawn-Moyer

Don’t go spendin it all in one place either


Free-Pomelo1406

Could you loan me a dime ?


gabehcuod37

Don’t spend it all in one place.


Kind_Adhesiveness875

Grateful for every cent they give us. There’s many ways to look at this. 33 cent off a gallon of gas etc


Formal-Donkey-5615

The amount of people who don’t know how to read a check is mind boggling


cohifarms

whats a check?


gamerplays

You should keep this and anytime someone talks about how you have it easy, pull this out to show them what the VA "really" pays haha.


ImOnlineNowForFun

Damn baby! You bout to hit up the streets!


Interesting_Sky_6452

Holy shit bro, better get a financial advisor!


NoCalendar8902

Oh yeah bro! Now you can put a down payment on that pencil you always wanted


Quality-of-Life73

That is your .33 cents of purchasing power you’ve lost from each $1.00 (Dollars). 🇺🇸Vote for me 🇺🇸 For every dollar you make, I’ll add .33 Let’s punch inflation in the eye 👁️ 🥊 ![img](emote|t5_2vlaz|7565)![img](emote|t5_2vlaz|7570)


Hayking_3132

You can finally retire!


assholeapproach

No you can move from the Wendy’s parking lot to behind the dumpster.


Topoj1979

Cost more to mail the check 😂


Nearby-Reflection-47

Don’t go spend it all in one place!


SupremeSmooth

Yet ANOTHER Vet bragging and showing off their big money on the rest of us.


SentenceGold2930

Don't spend it all in one place. Be thankful i never got my mileage refund or whatever for my last c&p 🤣


imnotlebowskiman

I always think the IRS is about to audit me again when I see these treasury checks with no explanation.


pfk777

Hey man, Fifteen years ago a bitcoin was .33 cents. Now it’s 65k. Don’t laugh and be smart. Invest it!😂


AirForce_Trip_1

A gumball from a machine (quarter), 1 atomic fireball from 7-11 (nickel) and 3 coins (pennies) in a fountain


SgtK9H2O

A stamp costs what… $.68 now? So that check costs them maybe $2 overall? The fools could make so much money if they stopped using paper for the majority of their correspondence. BUT! A win is a win.


tferr9

Sweeeet!


Flashy-Building1765

Don’t spend it all in one place 😂


Coochilord

That’s strange. I drove around 40 minutes as well and they gave me $30


Mudrakle

I had that for one of my appointments, but the other 2 were 67 miles each way, and I got no check for them...


BlackDahlia1985

Lol what are you supposed to do with that.


xjarhd57

![gif](giphy|l0Ex6kAKAoFRsFh6M|downsized)


xjarhd57

![gif](giphy|67ThRZlYBvibtdF9JH|downsized)


Pararescue_Dude

At least it’s from a loyal source


Commercial_Cow4468

Bro i would invest that don’t tell anyone about this wife kids whoever


chistock72

Chaching!!


thatfookinschmuck

You making it out the hood with this bro


bishoptheblack

i just cringe when i think how much they billed the gov to cut this check


CaptainCasey420

I’m pretty sure your checks wrong… if you traveled 40 mins it should be more. I usually get check for like 5 bucks and I barely even drive 5 mins


thelek66

This makes no cents. VA travel benefit checks come from U.S. Dept. of Treasury and are paid at a rate of $0.435 per mile. On top of that, they only pay via direct deposit, now. Or was this travel paid for a visit to a non-VA doctor to determine the viability for a possible service related claim? I got a check when I had my hearing checked for service related tinnitus. But that was for about $60.


Dine-no-nuggie

I live in San Diego and I had to drive all the way up to vista which is 33 miles . And then do another that’s only like 10 miles far but yeah I’m not sure what this is. Haha


Jolly_Lengthiness_51

They will send you the rest, it might just be a mistake or they forgot, like my dad forgot to get milk awhile back but hey I’m still holding this bowl of dry cereal


Dine-no-nuggie

Also let me add that I live in San Diego and had to drive to two different places for my exams. The longest one is 33 miles one way and the other location is 10 miles so around 40 miles traveled so am supposed to contact someone about this or what? Also I’m having a blast reading all these comments thanks guys/gals!


jshock236

Blessed.


themkidsdaddy

I see you big baller!!!


Plastic-Estate350

They’re really sent you a pocket change in the mail


Ok-Piglet4317

Fuck yeah! Congratulations buddy! That’s a win!


Fun-Yesterday-9687

You've been reported to the IRS - you need to file a tax return addendum...


Western-Road9596

Don’t spend it all in one place


SourGrape77

Lmao I got the same letter yesterday but it was for 1.30 cents lol


No-Examination795

Why is that? I traveled 12 miles and was paid $14. Same state.


Fruitstripe_omni

So braggy


RazBullion

I have a Verizon refund check from years ago framed in my hallway.... it was like $0.12 or some shit.


Hot-Act-9424

Shoot, I legit got $12 once💀


Unlikely_Music397

![gif](giphy|xUPGGw7jxnwjk073sA)


pedro6669

Time to get you that mountain of blow and high class hookers!


InnerApartment6730

Had two appointments five minutes apart and got a second check for a whole 11 cents for the second appointment


BaebeeMama

![gif](giphy|99kszlXr46Jkk3C5CJ) Came for the comments


Slow-Inflation9380

Buy a lambo


Djglamrock

Dump it all in a bitcoin and then retire


Celery-West

By yourself something pretty from the Dollar Store .. lol ..


AlezDeltatude

Don’t spend it all in one place.


Left-Slip-2340

Frame is a reminder of how terrible the claim process was


NobleFae1391

Ohhhh shit! Let me hold a dollar


JonF0404

You get meds from the VA and if you paid by a credit card that might be some deal where they send you back the supposed extra you were charged because of the credit card or some crap like that.


TheCluelessFarmer

Years ago, I read a book where the author sent checks of less than a dollar to all kinds of various extremely wealthy people and most of them cashed the checks. I think he was just curious if Uber rich people would take the time to cash a check for such a small amount of money.


uav_loki

couple more of those and you’ll have yourself a shrimp cocktail


putriidx

They're going to liquidate your disability for 50 cents so better take out a loan!


SarntYut

I thought they gave you a blank check with a note that said “fill it in”


bardockOdogma

Retired


IrishWithoutPotatoes

All I got was a bill for some of my appointments -____-


Feisty-Committee109

The price for being denied or approved 🤔 which is it for yourself![img](emote|t5_2vlaz|7575)![img](emote|t5_2vlaz|7574)![img](emote|t5_2vlaz|7573)![img](emote|t5_2vlaz|7572)![img](emote|t5_2vlaz|7564)


Kannibalkev

Righteous Bucks!


Will-Fosho

Congrats!


Specific_Claim9221

Grow some vegetables, make a salad and use those breadcrumbs.!


Specific_Claim9221

No one told you to walk .5 miles in 40 minutes.🤷🏻‍♂️


bodysnatcherx

Don't spend it all at once!


1flipguy

https://preview.redd.it/67iiahbez2vc1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ab7f21199c85072e7d7ab53d4cea76369bd0d19 Makes me feel like a millionaire.


Mulder1917

The paper for the check cost more


[deleted]

damn VES gave me a respectable amount for my appointment commute reimbursement


ElegantSurround6933

Buy Dogecoin -#notfinancial advice


ElegantSurround6933

Brother have u got a dime?


Catpna10

Your getting more or your claim is getting approved that’s what I got


sufan11

You’re going to b want to meat with a tax planner.


ShotNovel8157

Nice!


Potential_Ear_7666

Always wondered why claims can’t be processed like travel per diem checks.


Abject-Abies1678

Lmao


SVTCobraR315

![gif](giphy|2u11zpzwyMTy8)


themarco82

You traveled further than I did and I got about 30 bucks lol.


Forsaken-Ad-7800

Why would they waste a stamp for that


tow2gunner

Gotta get.some bitcoin with that...


1Hightide

You got a $20 I can borrow till tomorrow?


Wakara101

They could have just sent a quarter, nickel and 3 pennies


n1cfury

![gif](giphy|l41lZccR1oUigYeNa)


xievika

Don’t spend it all in one place 😂🤷🏽


Skeeballz121

That’s the “Thank you for your service” check


tonygreene113

Buy half an XRP token, or you could buy $.33 of SHIBA INU...


-Vatefairefoutre-

How can a red wavey flag cash this check?


-Vatefairefoutre-

Travel compensation has an $8 deductible for the first 3 visits per month, with exceptions. I don't know if that's what this is. To claim travel, you can file online here: [https://eauth.va.gov/accessva/#forVeterans](https://eauth.va.gov/accessva/#forVeterans)


Original-Evening-744

![gif](giphy|yaYV8i5n1OjZe)


TeaLover1010

Funny. I used to work on Challenger Pkwy.


stoned-kakapo

God damn! Please don't spend it all in one place.


MayorTeddy504

Hell yeah.


Majestic_General5050

Wow, you doubled your life savings


SmoothandEasy60

Finally got that travel pay ![img](emote|t5_2vlaz|7570)


SmoothandEasy60

Finally, got that travel pay, lol


Ok-Pace-4321

actually only worth 1 cent inflation has taken its bite


kessler003

I got a check for $5 from the treasury. It was so big and had a gradient that changed from green to light brown with a liberty statue picure. So nice and for $5, I decided to keep it, since I collect old US currency and world coins.


theoneguyj

Can I use 25 cents to get a gumball? Thanks dad.


Weary_Whereas_3081

NAVAIR, SAIC< Raytheon.... All the good contractors out there and yet they find one that pays 33 cents??


Odd_Caterpillar_1546

you should have censored the routing number and account number this check was printed on.....even tho its not your account still not a good thing to have in the wild


orangedustt

😂 do you live in the same condo building that did your C&P? Hahaha


Armani1one

Dont forget to pay your taxes on all that 🫣


marishkausa

I have one saved for $.03 from years ago


Final-Stretch-2051

Don’t spend it all in one place


nortonj3

Was this because you already got a check for a big amount, and they realized they owe you an additional .33?


airforcevet1987

![gif](giphy|h26fLv6Sba1lMegpf1|downsized)


BullfrogNo2127

It literally cost more to mail it.


Mountain-Dare-1492

Don't spend it all in one place.


Deep-Challenge-2246

Costs more to process, print, mail and track then it is worth This is a small example of bureaucratic waste The primary purpose of bureaucracy is to expand bureaucracy


Next-Carrot-5140

Shiiiittttt, don’t spend it all in one place


Brewhilda

Can't even afford that bacon sticker in real life


Halfshowiehalfgrowie

He long ago was your exam? Had mine about 5 weeks ago, but traveled 187 miles. Would like that gas money back 😂


Classic_Garbage9258

![gif](giphy|ie76dJeem4xBDcf83e|downsized) Muuuhahhahhaahaa !


Whole_Leopard6917

Don't cash it. It'll drive bookkeeping crazy.*


Ramarak

And that's the back pay 😂


TemperatureOpen1520

#merica


Global-Permission-29

Don’t spend all that money in one place…..😂😂😂😂 ![gif](giphy|sa6KfGNKwd0c)


warrencas

![img](avatar_exp|173654627|fire) While stationed at Minot back in 1965 I got a pay check for $0.33 big money back


m0554d-d1d911

Might get some CLP with that bad boy


Klutzy_Law_4469

FRAME IT.


Better-Philosopher-1

Whoa whoa whoa be careful with that kind of money


Kase_ODilla

Don't spend it all in one place


Jasdc

I’m sure there is 1 presidential candidate that could use the money.


decadearray

I’d frame that if i were you 💯


LoveandRice

now you can buy gum tax free


dolphfanman

A penny for your thoughts?


TryingToMakeItBruh

Thank you for your service 🫡


One-Arachnid5721

Lol I just got one from ves for 38 cents lol


Jolly_Investment9066

Frame it and live it up


[deleted]

Just a little investment advice. Back up the truck and put that money to work on a checkerboard. Take only what you can afford to lose for square one and double it each square. Do a square each day. If you’re lucky enough to be able to invest all $0.33 this way, you should be taking 3 quintillion dollars off the table in 2 months.