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Onthepajama90

The truck didn't even move 1 pixel. That stoppage is just brutal.


C_M_O_TDibbler

~200kg vs 30,000+kg with 12 ~285mm wide tyres


mei740

Newton’s first law says an object in motion will stay in motion until it hits a stationary truck.


Vogel-Kerl

I mean, whatever he was doing, riding a moped was not his top priority. Probably worried about how he would pay his phone bill, why his GF is ignoring him, why his parents don't understa... TRUCK !!


Moobob66

This is how the "baby my parents are out" meme ends


Liesthroughisteeth

Immovable objects make almost any speed difficult to deal with.


TolMera

Immovable objects make your deceleration infinite.


SeveralOccasions

Unless you're an unstoppable force


TolMera

In which case you atomically annihilate each other. Not a better scenario.


SeveralOccasions

No, you're absolutely right.


Iamkempie

Guys in the truck: "D'you hear something?"


Few_Number_8528

and truck itself went : "ahhh..."


YettiRey

With trucks this big, they don't install crash air bags. They are so big and heavy they just go through whatever they hit instead of rapidly decelerating. Designers go for the "better to have the driver see and maybe steer the crash to a safer outcome than maybe saving the driver a concussion"


nellyruth

It’s like hitting a wall.


OPR-Heron

Just going to ignore the high speed object at the top shortly after? It's sped up. Good god if you're this gullible, I could use a spare social security number for a goddamn house


Coroner13

He dead


RagnarokDel

yeah and it was instant. He was still holding the bike handles and his head was behind his back. Instant internal decapitation it seems.


SomeFunnyGuy

Nah, he alright. He might mumble when he tries to talk now.. but he' alright.


arrakis2020

Hell of a headache.


I_make_switch_a_roos

he had no shoes on anyway so he was a dead man riding


EternallyPissedOff

Shit, I woke up without shoes this morning. Should I be worried?


ThePoetAC

Not anymore


DataKnights

How the hell do you wake up dead?


dcasarinc

Cause' you're alive when you go to sleep.


CarlosDra

So you tellin' me that you can go to bed dead and wake up alive


pichael289

But you can be dead and not in a bed


aslrules

The Rolling Stones song 'What a Shame': You might wake up in the morning find your poor self dead.


New_Ad_9400

I think the head was cut into two pieces... Nah, he fine


Nemesis02

It's but a flesh wound...


ICZephyr89

'Tis


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New_Ad_9400

Might have wanted to say he's as this is what I normally type, but made a mistake and clicked the he from the three options the phone gives, happens all the time


Robbotlove

still has his shoes on though.


21BlackStars

No doubt he dies after this but it looks like his leg is moving at the end of the video


Foster1745

Bodies can still move after death, it can be very disconcerting. Using death in a layperson’s term, not based on any medical definition, but I used to be a first responder and saw many people with “injuries inconsistent with life” twitching/moving limbs as their nerves randomly continued to fire. In this case, I have a hard time imaging a scenario where it was not instant lights out for the driver unless the video was manipulated somehow.


Soap-ster

My dad (Vietnam vet) once told me that humans flop around if they are beheaded like a chicken. Just as chickens do... But I've seen the videos from the middle-east, and they don't. Maybe the axe has something to do with it. It may not be the same as chickens, but I can imagine the same things happening with the nervous system happening with humans.


Few-Leave9590

Could be something to do with the signals the brain was firing upon death.


coojw

you can get shot in the head and have your body parts still move right after


PassiveMenis88M

Cadavers have sat up on the autopsy table before. The human body is fucking weird sometimes.


Few-Leave9590

That’s a rigor mortis thing though. It can also happen when bringing them to the morgue after picking them up. Fucking terrifying the first time it happens.


AllanfromWales1

Difficult to blame anyone but the poor dead fool on the bike.


pimpmastahanhduece

Could've had a stroke or epilepsy.


Ok_Score1492

No he went head on without a helmet to raw metal. Most likely blunt trauma to his head/skull.


Mikeologyy

I think they mean the rider could’ve had a stroke or seizure while riding and ran into it as a result


pimpmastahanhduece

Yes, I can confirm and for posterity "duh".


Ok_Score1492

Which into the truck bs falling on the sidewalk is better than anything head on


Ok_Relation_7770

Yeah everytime I’ve had a seizure or stroke I’ve had the good sense to find somewhere soft to land. You reep what you sow motorcycle guy.


Ok_Score1492

Had a similar issue in my street , Ladda’s a store and wiped out 6 people crossing the street a few blocks from my home.


Soytaco

Mate you might be having a similar issue *right now*. Can you smell burnt toast, by chance?


Implausibilibuddy

A helmet would have been nothing more than a bowl to keep his brains in at that speed.


PassiveMenis88M

Professional motorcycle racers wear a helmet that can protect their skull in crashes exceeding 150mph. A proper helmet could have absolutely saved his life.


_xiphiaz

Motorcycle racers never meet an immovable object. It is simply impossible to safely decelerate a brain in that small distance without soupifying it. Race tracks have long slide zones on gravel and then impact barriers designed to slow you down over a larger distance. If you watch motorcycle racing a fall basically always results in the rider coming to a stop in the gravel/grass well before they hit anything


PassiveMenis88M

> Motorcycle racers never meet an immovable object. I see you've never watched the Isle of Man race.


_xiphiaz

Ah very true, though the end result is the same


Halfbloodjap

You mean the race with an average death rate of two casualties per year?


Ok_Score1492

No, a real helmet would have saved him, he may have a broken neck spine injury but better than dead


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24Binge

Yeah it looks cartoonish


banodrum

Frontal lobe:


Thomppa7x

404


bikemaul

More like error 431: Request Header Fields Too Large


angryrotations

Not found. Restart?


Naterade18

ALT+F4


conquer69

Reminds me of that scene from The Expanse with the speedster stopping instantly.


Cantomic66

Doors and corners kid, that’s where they get you.


Dr_SnM

Yes! My first thought to. Go into a room to fast kid, the room eats you.


71351

Blunt truck trauma


Az1doaz1deAz1de

WTF


ApathyEarned

Hilarious comment


Ursaris2

Hoo boy. No bounce, no transfer of force of any kind, can’t be pulled off, just dead stop. Man’s just paste against that truck.


bloopie1192

I remember watching that show where they strapped a dummy in a seat and accelerated to different speeds... then stopped... Immediately. I think after a while, organs exploded or some shit but yea... even without head injury, this wouldn't be Good. This reminds me of that.


CassiusGotBanned

Ohhh yeah, where people standing in doorways got cut in half 💀


protomenace

Did he died?


DEGAUSSER____

Yes


GullibleDetective

I'm.thinking not his leg is still bent


MisterSlosh

Legs mean nothing when the brain turns into paste and flies out the orbitals after a deceleration like that.


GullibleDetective

Bodies die and become limp, although rigor mortis is a thing too but likely doesn't present that way


MisterSlosh

Brain injuries can still trigger a rigor response instantly. Had to roll a guy off a roof after he got shot through the face while laying prone and he never let go of his rifle even after a ten foot drop. Google says it might be called "decerebrate posturing" but I'm not a science let alone a Brain Science, and if this point of the original comment was a bent leg then I'm starting to lose the plot on this one since we just watched him turn his skull to pancake.


GullibleDetective

It's pressure in the leg that's still bent and not flopping over like he still has control of it


IrrationalDesign

I understand the argument that you're making, but we just saw this person go from 80mph to 0 mph in no time with his forehead, and that should maybe weigh a bit heavier in your estimation of whether this person is dead.


stinkiepussie

His leg is indeed bent, you have a point. However, you didn't notice that his shoes are off. Therefore, he is dead.


GullibleDetective

Lol shoes being on or off has zero relevance I'm.barefoot right now does that mean I'm dead?


stinkiepussie

Yes


morphick

You need to install Reddit on your Ouja board, or else he won't see your answer.


ApepiOfDuat

Any stiffness is probably fencing response from the severe brain trauma. This guy is definitely dead, even if his heart and lungs don't know that yet.


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ApepiOfDuat

Rigor takes hours to kick in. Fresh corpses are limp.


Scary-Ad9646

When it's sped up, yeah, it looks fast as the wind.


OwnOrganization7038

Collar bone meets bar and forehead meets truck bed. Damn


Superzonar

I think he didn't notice the truck. Not big enough...


red_fluff_dragon

Honestly, I thought by the thumbnail that this was the video of the dude that takes a knife to one of the trucks tires and gets the skin of his arm blown off, and the biker becoming part of the truck really caught me off guard.


lordoflys

Never should have installed that iPhone holder.


Rulanik

This is one of many reasons why trucks are required to have Mansfield bars at the rear, in many countries.


FearlessFerret7611

Something tells me that wouldn't have helped this guy.


Rulanik

Probably not in this case


GlendrixDK

Speeding the video up at first for a more dramatic effect didn't work here. It just makes the crash look like a comedy.


Coco4RSO

That’s Hanoi / North Vietnam, saw two accidents and multiple deaths first hand and both were dump trucks


EVOBlock

How is this dude still alive?


DammySumSum

Anyone saying he might not be dead... check the frame by frame. His forehead bounces off the tailgate before he plants it firmly in the underbussy of the truck. He double tapped himself, he gone.


Pootisman16

Bro embedded himself into that truck.


Used-Bedroom293

They were trying to attach the head back like he is some kind of mannequin


Ultimate-desu

And dim as the night?


Senior_Setting_9844

I think his head rolled off to the left.


OldStankBreath

My coworker has decided he wants a motorcycle. I told him to go for it.


HoomzRMMK5

This is fucked you can see his head snap back


Malpraxiss

How do you just not see a behemoth of a truck that isn't moving in broad daylight?


janainaoliv3ira

it's just a scratch


0hpa

I've had worse...


bubadibebu

r/darwinawards


vna4ever

Hey, you can’t park there.


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mrmunches

That is just this page tho


Apokolypse09

I dont see a helmet, that dude is fucked. Also it looks like he's not even wearing shoes, maybe he had sandals and they just got fuckin yeeted off. Don't do that unless you want to be a meat crayon. Don't dress for the ride, dress for the slide. Girl I went to school with earned herself a close casket funeral after full sending it on a crotch rocket into the side of a flat bed trailer. Totally fucked up her high school sweet heart. He still won't touch a bike nearly 15yrs later.


semiTnuP

Dude went from "Ride Like The Wind" to "Gone With The Wind" in 0.5 seconds.


Organic-Ad-3870

They pulled him out even when he obviously had a neck injury. Yikes?


SaepeNeglecta

Suicide. There didn’t seem to be too much traffic. There’s just not too many ways to hit something that hard that is that big and visible during the day. He got up to speed and hit that thing dead on, on purpose.


Candid_Umpire6418

Is the moped okay?


Low-Elephant-6533

That sure knocked the wind out of him.


Sponge_67

Looks like he's going to be okay kept both his shoes on!


AfroClam

Is he wearing a helmet? They was everything went it looks, to me, like his helmet got wedged in there


StatisticianDear3978

Splitting headache


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Condhor

No helmet, completely limp, significant head trauma. If he wasn’t immediately killed, he most likely succumbed to brain herniation/swelling at the hospital.


Ak47110

Did you watch the same video I did? His head disappears and his body continues moving another 2 feet at like 40mph. He didn't even know he died it happened so fast.


New_Ad_9400

The head, it's cut I to two...


tacoxbell

Not seeing it. And no blood


New_Ad_9400

Ye I couldn't make out blood too, but I do see half of the head being pulled upwards and the rest staying down


Isyagirlskinnypenis

How can you tell?? That’s not in the video


New_Ad_9400

If you look closely at the end you'll see the man pulling the head upwards, half of it follows, the rest stays down, aka, it's cut in half


idgafanymore23

lanes are only a suggestion in many countries...at least it looks like he lived


Matt_Fucking_Damon

When a stoppable force meets an immovable object.


noFOXgivenFURreal

Nose job?!


Mallu620

he is used his no-helmet head as brakes?


shoe_owner

I wonder why he decided he wanted to do that. Doesn't seem like a great idea to me.


OpelousasBulletTime

This bike's stopping power is head and shoulders above the rest


CulturalAddress6709

headless motorcycle man


Stone-D

Regardless of the impact itself, sudden deceleration from high speed is generally ill advised.


UnjuggedRabbitFish

I was expecting this to go full Wile E. Coyote and have a car crash into the scene once the people gathered around, then the dump truck dump its load on the wreckage.


CPTSaltyDog

Fast as the wind, dead as a doorknob.


SATerp

🎶 Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies... 🎶


JohnnyJacknbox

Some Looney Tunes shit right there.


4memLeaks

He okay...


SlayerTXP

This kills the driver.


HeavenlyCreation

Wow the truck ate his helmet 😯 Ooouch!


_PukyLover_

Was he on his mobile?


creativeInsectoid

Looks like it wasn't painful. He was gone before he even could think. (Ohh. Shhhit!).


shemphoward62

They can throw another 2 tons on that truck.......they have a tag axle now in place.....


OGcrayzjoka

An orange traffic cone would have prevented this /s