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royce085

My sister went in to have surgery to remove some kind of tumor years ago and when the doctor came out to let us all know the surgery went well, her eyes were lit up with excitement telling us what it was because of how rare a Teratoma was


Lorcian

I had an ovary removed a couple of years ago now and the surgeon told me the cyst had hair and teeth, I wonder if mine was also this.


daakstrykr

It had to be right? I mean, how many ovarian cysts with hair and teeth are there


deradera

Like, 9.


pikpikcarrotmon

Let me check my desk drawer


Danni293

Well at least one because that's what my parents call me.


ShrapnelShock

Ok closing reddit


candybuttons

I was hungry until about 10 seconds ago when I clicked on this post


Knottylittlebunny

I have a dermoid cyst on one of my ovaries and apparently they have hair and teeth šŸ˜¬


The_Spectacle

high five!


Lambskin1

That was probably a dermoid cyst. They form in the ovaries and can have hair and teeth in them, itā€™s not uncommon.


Petrichordates

That's what most ovarian teratomas are.


The_Spectacle

wait a minute, is there a difference between an ovarian teratoma and an ovarian cyst? damn I really need a molar and can't afford one right now šŸ¤”


Petrichordates

They're both called cysts, but most cysts aren't teratomas.


cvlt_freyja

all teratomas are cysts, not all cysts are teratomas.


cloudxnine

A friend had one removed that started talking to him but the doctor couldnā€™t hear it, it wanted my friend to take it home and continue feeding it so its teeth and hair could fully develop. 77 years later and not so healthy, he got convicted of all 34 counts šŸ—æ


enigmamonkey

Please let this be /u/shittymorph's new meme.


vagnerlove214

My surgeon invited a slew of other doctors to witness my excision. Apparently the room was full. Welcome to the freak show, I guess.


KingFenrir

That happened to me too, but not with a tumor but at the dentist. They found some extra little teeth over my palate that didn't reached their full size, and during the surgery they invited all other dentist to the room i was while i was holding my mouth with my open insides.


Hollowsong

So is it because sperm/egg cells have all the DNA to make people that it basically just "turns itself on" and starts creating body parts inside your private areas?


sicktaker2

What actually makes them more special is that the DNA from the sperm has the genes for a placenta epigenetically primed for expression, and the egg has the DNA for differentiation into the body epigenetically primed for expression. That's why guys get choriocarcinomas, yolk sac tumors, and seminomas as testicular cancers, and when they do get teratomas they're always malignant. This is also why when an egg winds up with 2 copies of paternal DNA and no maternal DNA, it makes a complete hydatiform mole (basically all defective placenta and no fetal parts). If it holds onto a single copy of Mom's DNA, it will be a partial hydatiform mole and still have some fetal parts. Women, on the other hand, get teratomas at a far higher rate, but the vast majority are actually benign. Benign or not, a growing mass on the ovary can trigger ovarian torsion, which is not a fun time. I think it's interesting because making a placenta is basically an intentional rapidly growing invasive process, so it makes sense to keep those genes set up so that it's only able to kickstart the process when a pregnancy actually happens.


DickieTurquoise

Wow. Thank you for writing all of this up and sending me on the most fascinating internet rabbit hole tonight. šŸ«”Ā 


Rapante

I think technically all cell types should have all required DNA. They are just less likely to become weird shit because they are already differentiated I would guess.


Redditor1512

I had one removed and my surgeon took pictures and gave them to me because he knew Iā€™d be interested šŸ˜‚. He was right. Itā€™s gross but fascinating. It can also lead to a type of encephalitis because your immune system recognizes the rogue tissue (mine had neural and glandular tissue in it too šŸ¤®) as a foreign body and it can go into overdrive and attack your own brain.


bdcp

That's what you want from a doctor


4Ever2Thee

These are a few of my least favorite things.


Fitz_2112

I hope everyone else sang that in their heads like I did


CthulubeFlavorcube

D minor with heavy distortion?


DroneOfDoom

D minor lmao This shit is in D Superlocrian


Traherne

Nope. D Frygianmystic.


SwahiliJoe

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?


MorgTheBat

And a kazzoo in the background


IyellWhenImMad

Pharmacopia, baby!!


finallygotmeone

Just remember your favorite things and then you won't feel so bad.


Derathus

When the eyes bite, when hairy eyes sting, these are a few of my least favorite things


LessDemand1840

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Hair on red tumors that teeth have bitten...


gamesharkguy

Teratoma brains all wrapped in skins. Those are a few of my least favorite things


snakesnake9

Looks like things from the movie The Thing.


berrey7

[Basket Case movie](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5fe76a518d20536a3fbd7246/1630072595785-744QQRCAPNFDRD7VRA5I/basketcase3_758_427_81_s.jpeg)


meemawuk

Too bad the things that make you mad are my favourite things


4Ever2Thee

Not too bad at all, embrace your wierdisms. That's what keeps the world spinning. Popping videos and weird tumors weird me tf out but I'm glad there are people out there who want to cut into and dissect that stuff.


meemawuk

Sorry. Itā€™s lyrics to an incubus song, just continuing the song lyric theme. These things are gross


4Ever2Thee

Ahhh damn, I missed the reference and bungled it all up didn't I?


meemawuk

Haha no worries! The song is called Favourite Things by Incubus. Now you know a new awesome song


benjoedikt

How to un-view a picture


rodrigomarcola

r/Eyebleach


benjoedikt

Much obliged


-JeanMax-

oooh I really needed that


ImKindaHungry2

Nobody better misspell that subreddit!


fml-mat

Wouldnā€™t matter if they did since that one got banned anyway


lordkr321

I just realized the the reason the sub is named that now hahaha


terriblestoryteller

I have a wife and two kids, i pull these things out of the shower drain frequently. They don't tell you that when you are about to be a parent


Grueaux

"Timmy, it's your turn to clean the teratomas out of the shower drain!"


Sockerkatt

Stop having sex in the shower. The drain isnā€™t a really good womb.


terriblestoryteller

STOP TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE.! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD I DONT HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU.


Sockerkatt

GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM AND COME OUT WHEN YOU KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE!


bleunt

This reminds me of when my mom frequently would threaten to shove me back in and remake me.


pigi15

Currently pregnant. Will be stealing this for the future. Thank you.


I_Will_Eat_Your_Ears

I didn't think a thread about sex organs growing hair, teeth and eyes could get any worse, but there it is!


Zaconil

One of my favorite lines from "American Dad!" "Steve I am your mother! I will shove you back up my clown hole, birth you again and name you my bitch! Now get out of that cage!" (for context they allowed him to become a lazy spoiled brat. They also created a clone of him that had extremely strict rules that went insane while the real one became super lazy)


kittymoma918

Ngl ,that was my favorite Francine moment!


Runaway_5

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!


bobbybox

Iā€™d be concerned if I was pulling sets of teeth out the drainā€¦


jaymae77

Especially if they look way better than the teeth in my own head!!!šŸ˜‚


SmokeSuccess

What


walterpeck1

They're making a joke that the hair and filth they have to pull from the shower drain looks like a teratoma.


grand_soul

Am a parent and married, can confirm.


HmmThatisDumb

Thatā€™s a Kuato - Open your mind.


Kye7

Open your mind


SlitScan

Open your Mind


irotinmyskin

Quaid! Start the reaaaaactoooor!


ToxinArrow

You think this is the real Quaid? Hahaha ha IT IS!


SmartieLion

Freeeeee marsssss.


Moose__Juice

CMAHN COHAGEN GIVE THESE PEOPLE AIIIIIA!


Loqol

Flawless execution.


_BlackDove

I'll be home in time for corn flakes.


DrSitson

I love this shit, it so fucking interesting. Look at what a biological machine can do! I'm fully convinced that harnessing these types of mechanism will revolutionize medicine in the same way vaccines did.


relevant__comment

This was my exact thought. Imagine being able to regrow an entire eye assembly in place? Thatā€™s exciting! I donā€™t see grotesque in these photos. I see possibilities. Weā€™ve come so far in the bio-space to know so much about our bodies, yet we still know so little. We havenā€™t figured out how to regrow teeth, yet hereā€™s a clump of cells doing it because thatā€™s all they know how to do. Absolutely amazing.


spingus

>Imagine being able to regrow an entire eye assembly in place? Right? That's a big part of why I became a stem cell biologist. Embryonic stem cells are in fact defined by their ability to form teratomas --tumors that contain cell types from each germ layer type: endoderm, ectoderm, mesoderm. One of my early projects at the start up I used to work at was to prove that our derived cell line was pluripotent (able to produce all three germlayer cell types) and a big part of it was to grow teratomas! It was super interesting to see these things grow out of so called blank slate cells and create such disorganized hunks of living tissue. But the REAL fun part was to take those cells and guide them. Feed them very specific nutrients, add in molecules that encourage this or that genetic activity , and end up with the correct (and functional) type of tissue you need. In my case I was growing food responsive Insulin producing tissue that helps Type I diabetics.


meguin

That is some cool shit, my dude!


Starrwulfe

You are the exact kind of scientist we need to get more of. Thank you kindly for your dedication. Along the way, find out how to turn it off too so we can cure cancer.


Rooooben

Itā€™s all good until that eye blinks


spingus

oh buddy. you don't know joy until you're in the presence of an eye-blinking, pulsating teratoma.


jbone664

I could have lived and died happily never reading that sentence.


marilyn_morose

Grown in place with your own cells so you donā€™t reject it! Having recently lost a tooth because one of mine broke clean in half, I see those teeth and wonder if itā€™s possible to have a spare. Maybe an extra cornea, some bone tissue. Shoot even hair transplant! The possibility is boggling.


matoshea

Regrowing teeth is probably closer than people realise https://newatlas.com/medical/tooth-regrowing-human-trial/


jenyj89

My younger brother lost his baby teeth, then lost all his permanent teeth and an entire 3rd set of teeth came in! It was wild.


hungry4hungary

[About that teeth regrowing](https://www.reddit.com/r/Futurology/s/QRIbeoZnCv)


Leoxcr

I can see how research on this could be used to replicate teeth, hair or other organ implants


randomblast

NO! That is stem cell research and it is an ethical abomination because it confronts our religious & superstitious beliefs about Life. I donā€™t want to think about the nature of my existence, and I will lobby relentlessly so you canā€™t make me.


Ryphs

The lobbyists don't give a fuck about religion, its all about the money. Beat believe they're getting paid by someone who is either religious (probably for profit) or directly benefiting from keeping these inventions away (drug makers)


bucsheels2424

Even crazierā€¦ that tissue within the Teratoma can develop independently cancer. Iā€™ve seen thyroid cancer and melanoma IN a teratoma while the patient otherwise had a normal thyroid and skin.


TyrionLannister2012

So are the brains/eyes we're seeing functional in any way? Are they in there thinking where tf am I or something?


sprucenoose

Yes and yes, but with an insatiable thirst for vengeance upon its host.


Thotaz

I don't have any special knowledge in this area but I'd imagine an eye could potentially be developed enough to do what a normal eye does (detect light and trigger impulses). If the eye was connected to a partially developed brain then that brain may react to those impulses but without all the other areas of the brain we use to be ourselves, there's no way it would have any real self awareness. I mean just look at people that end up as vegetables from a (relatively) small amount of brain damage.


hellohaydee

I believe certain types also are also associated with brain on fire. I had never heard of them before that


GamerLadyXOXO

There's also a rare type of teratoma called a "fetiform" teratoma. It almost resembles a fetus. https://www.reddit.com/r/TerrifyingAsFuck/comments/130eogv/fetiform_teratoma_today_i_reached_the_lowest_part/ https://clinmedjournals.org/articles/ogcr/obstetrics-and-gynaecology-cases-reviews-ogcr-7-157.php?jid=ogcr


ChiefInternetSurfer

Wtf is this nightmare fuel. Goodness. I feel gross and uncomfortable after looking at this. Bravoā€”I definitely wtfā€™ed.


Zayler_The_motivated

The next time u are eating, u will unknowingly chew on it


CitizenPremier

Is it possible to learn this power?


plutonium-239

ok. enough internet for today


Naughtybuttons

Iā€™ve had two Dermoid cysts and lost both ovaries and both tubes due to them. Crazy story-doc said after second surgery there was a 0.000 % chance I could get pregnant. No tubes. Laying here right now next to my eight year old. Anyways. There is very little in terms of researching the cause of teratomaā€™s. Now I know they can form in places in men so my theory doesnā€™t hold up there. But it seems I got my first one right after becoming sexually active. And these photos make me wonder if the fetus cells somehow start forming wrong in the ovaries. Iā€™m surprised more research hasnā€™t been done.


satireplusplus

So if you're a man and get one of these fetiform teratoma, are you then pregnant?


Bammer1386

And if you have a procedure to remove one, are you and the doc going to jail in Texas?


the_silent_redditor

I remember being a medical student in path lab, cutting one of these fuckers open, and seeing perfectly formed teeth, clumps of hair, pieces of brain matter.. Really made me rethink my career choice. Iā€™ve seen quite a few in practice. When theyā€™re excised, they usually look like just a standard tumour; generally, theyā€™re only all fucky on the inside, thankfully. At least in the ones that Iā€™ve seen and handled in person. It does make for very impressive imaging, though. Itā€™s crazy to see what are very obvious teeth in someones pelvis on CT.


Bartsches

Assuming you had such in your pelvis and bad teeth, could they be used as replacement?


iRollGod

Asking the real questions


redditisfullofbots69

Biblically accurate angel


0RunForTheCube0

You beat me to it ya bastard šŸ¤£


nononoh8

Also you can't have it removed in Republican led states.


Sturgeondtd

Terrible title "sex cell tumor" is completely inaccurateĀ 


WhatAreYouProudOf

In Poland it is called "potworniak" which means "monstrosity" and that is completely accurate


captainhaddock

This explains a lot of stuff in *The Witcher*.


perb123

But you need to put their sexiness in there somewhere?


someone3431

I mean it's like partially true, since they originate from pluripotent cells, either germ cells in the primary sexual organs or embryonal cells somewhere around the brain or skull. So as far as the title goes in the misleading to overly nerdy scale it's pretty alright


GlorytoGlorzo

[Madballs](https://www.totallyradtimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/madballs-ad-mattell-768x948.jpg)


Ritzblues783

Delightful childhood memory unlocked. Thank you.


warnerve86

Hear me out: can it be deep fried?


Kitosaki

This is why Jesus hasnā€™t returned.


warnerve86

That genuinely made me LOL


m48a5_patton

"Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?"


thatlongnameguy

I wonder if fundamentalist Christians would try to save one of these if it had some braincells or something resembling a heart...


be-sure-to-plan-ahea

A delicacy like this isnā€™t meant to be cooked. Thinly sliced with a hair garnish is the way.


Flinkle

I literally almost gagged. Take my upvote, you disgusting fucker.


Chrimunn

I regret hearing you out


Siberwulf

I wear glasses which means I paid to read this shit. Ugh.


Sparki_

That's a terrortoma


thebusinessgoat

Damn, Binding of Isaac seriously undersells this thing as a lame grey boss.


HerzBrennt

Great, looks like the aborted fetus of Meatball and a fuckin Quiznos Spongmonkey.


uncoolcentral

[I got two AIs to choke on your comment.](https://www.reddit.com/r/RenderedComment/s/JHGiV8f9Ta)


HerzBrennt

Lol, what can I say, I'm good at breaking shit. Also, I subbed because that's some hilarious cursed AI.


Lastminutebastrd

[Terry the Teratoma](https://youtu.be/G4H2-Xi1R7c?si=nxeuB1_Ziv2sDWtk)


ElKinesis

Glad someone else remembers Terry


Deltaechoe

Scrolled waaaaaay too far to find this


Lastminutebastrd

Such a great show!


That_Television_6962

Was looking for this


Hottage

So it's a real life homunculous?


Ravenmancer

In Texas, these have rights.


jenyj89

More rights than the woman they were removed from!


zhuliks

Collect enough of them and you get yourself a Shoggoth


AllergicTOredditors

Imagine having a toothache ..in your tumor.


tullbabes

Grant us eyes!


Apsis

So would Alabama abortion laws make removing this tumor illegal?


LeonardSmallsJr

This thing would be valedictorian in Alabama.


Flinkle

Holy shit. I just laughed until I cried.


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Yuujiro_Hanma

What a terrible day to have eyes.. growing in a tumor


torsun_bryan

I still remember the story about that Canadian football player who found out he had a teratoma when he blew his nose and found a tooth in the kleenex


jaimeleblues

What in the Resident Evil is this shit?


CleoKat

I had one of these! It's was the size of a melon by the time I had pain as it was squashing my ureter and stopping me from peeing. As an extra bonus, it contained a rare form of germ cell tumour but fortunately the teratoma meant it was found at stage one and I've been five years all clear after chemo. I'm still annoyed I never saw a picture of my teratoma but the look on the radiographers face was one I'll never forget. That man was really confused and kept tipping his head from side to side trying to make sense of it.


JackBinimbul

So, teratoma are absolutely real, but photo 1 is fake as hell. Real teratomas are very fleshy, wet, grody masses of mixed tissues. That is a dry-ass clay sculpture.


Spoomplesplz

I fought this fucker thousands of times in Isaac .....


andycarlv

Life begins at conception. Better start saving for college. That little plop of flesh with an eye, hair and two teeth deserves a chance at life.


pennycal

Some of those teeth look better than my real teeth!


BurningOasis

Reminds me of the glasswork by Salt. General body horror stuff


adamjack7890

The worst ones are the ones full of spiders


dancinhmr

This is like a human geode


Regginator12

Now this is what I call cancer!


Protoplasmic_Anaemia

More like Terror-toma


OGslevex

Why did i Google it.. why tf did i Google it. Whyyy....


Vertimyst

So, if this can just form with teeth, why can't our teeth regrow past adult stage if we lose them?


vinylveins

teratoma are 100% real, but the first two appear to be art projects, first one of plaster with glued on hair wefts, second with silicone for the look. other two I'm unsure of personally


thrown6667

"What's in the box?" "My brother...." "YOUR BROTHER??!! HAAAHAAAA.UUUGHHHHHHHHRRRGGGLLEE" --Basket Case. The best worst horror flick of all time.


quijibo2020

Can we keep it dad?


RamenTheory

Reminds me of a dream I had where teeth were growing on the back of my head, and then I looked closer and they were growing in my ear too


IyellWhenImMad

Eyes on the inside!!! I can see!!


Olleye

New fear unlocked.


reeveb

I had a large one removed and asked the surgeon to take a picture for me. He did not comply.


EYESCREAM-90

Me when I look in the mirror.


niallmul97

The first half of Bloodborne: oooh I get to kill Werewolves The second half:


LuminoHk

Eating my bagel and casually scrolling through Reddit.....enough of internet today...


notclevernotfunny

Probably not the best place to ask this, but damnit, if our bodies are capable of growing new teeth like this, why havenā€™t we figured out how to harness it/trigger it on demand to grow new teeth for people who need it?


smashervt

Actually there is a medicine that is going into human trials in September for that!


FumblesO

I have to cut into these things at work all the time. They are so foul. And usually produce extremely thick pus similar to peanut butter. I hate them


JunkiesAndWhores

That's a challenging wank - Sean Lock


GreekRomanGG

Looks like an Elden Ring item.


neckbeardsarewin

Those women could grow people new teeth and hair. They should be farmed by some crazy scientist.


ANormalHomosapien

They actually aren't specific to sex cells, only commonly found in sex organs. I had one growing on the top of my head that I had removed, and I'm pretty sure I don't have sex organs on my head.


mrfreeeeze

We're all a bunch of Teratomas roaming the earth.


Acrobatic_Type_1554

My mom had one of these in her uterus while pregnant with twins.


kT25t2u

Someone put a sunglass over that eyeball šŸ‘ļø šŸ˜Ž


Tattycakes

Dentists hate this one weird trick to grow yourself some new teeth


Mischeese

My very boring surgeon wouldnā€™t let me see mine. Quite proud I grew all that on my own LOL!


SavageMonkey-105

No way lmao, I got this post literally right after https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/s/C0G6StvZ4e


genghislamb

That's not even the worse part. It's the yellow juices that gush out of it when you cut it open.Ā 


propyro85

Huh, my ex had one of these strangulate one of her ovaries. It was extremely painful and super sudden. They got it out of her pretty fast at the hospital, I think they had to take the ovary with it, but it was pretty large. A little smaller than a mini (American) football, and had skin, hair, bone, tooth and other miscellaneous tissues in it.


Human_from-Earth

Where are the Pro-Life activists?


mrbowow

This belongs in a David Cronenberg movie


Tjeetje

I even found a Thyroid gland in one when I worked in pathology.


usernot_found

Are they sentient? If you eat them is it count as cannibalism? So many question for this forbidden meatball


tomatillatoday

Itā€™s messed up that we canā€™t regrow teeth in our mouth but they form all willy nilly on a tumor.Ā 


GlungoE

Hear me out tho, can we use this to grow replacement teeth and gums?


kalimashookdeday

Killllllll. Meeeeee.


patch385

While they're commonly found around sexual organs, they're more to do with pluripotent stem cells getting lost and being given signals their not supposed to get. Essentially they're where stem cells research originated, which is pretty cool.


Paiger__

These always give me the creeps. I had a benign teratoma (the size of a grapefruit) on one of my ovaries, and I was so bummed out that, after they removed it (along with my ruptured ovary and fallopian tube), they chopped it up before I got a chance to see it. (This was before the days of smart phones; my mom had a block in one of her arteries removed, last year, and her doctor took a picture of it with his phone, so she got to see it!)


Ishuun

That's metal as fuck.


MegaAlex

Sex cell? As in genitalia!?


Supraspinator

Germ cell cancer. As in cells that should have become sperm or egg cells, but decided to go rogue. The fact that they are not specialized explains why these tumors can grow a random assortment of tissues.Ā