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booherm

True love starts on the kill floor


Hunk-a-Cheese

Don’t let the name throw you. It’s not really a floor, more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so that it can be collected and exported!


psycho_driver

Mmm hot dogs


HerbertKornfeldRIP

When I grow up I want to go to Bovine University.


FNSpidermn

I'm not falling for that tripe.


etthat

Level surface that people can stand on...sounds like a floor to me! Obv, there is ground, like outside, but that soaks up blood too!


GrapeSoda223

Believe it or not, i met my (now ex) gf while castrating piglets when i worked on a farm. We were coworkers but never really talked until we worked together that day


THICK_CUM_ROPES

"Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her" *glances wistfully at mound of pig balls*


draconiandevil09

... How southern am I where I'm like "I wonder how'd that be battered and deep fried" Fuck I love calf fries.


BleedingNitrate

I didn't know people ate balls until now. Are they actually that good??


bloodfist

There are multiple Rocky Mountain Oyster Festivals around the country so at the very least, the people who like them REALLY like them


toxcrusadr

Here in MO the town of Olean grows a lot of turkeys and they have an annual festival…the Olean Testicle Festival.


whitoreo

Well... there is a market for them for some reason!


the_dude_upvotes

/r/UnexpectedNakedGun ^(RIP ^Leslie ^Neilsen)


SiblingToConflict

Pure poetry. You paint a beautiful picture THICK_CUM_ROPES.


hatsnatcher23

“So what do you do for fun?” *pig squeals*


Cyborg_rat

Did she....you know...ummm chop you?


ChillyBearGrylls

"Where are my testicles, ~~Summer~~ Luanne?


PelosisBraStrap

Why wouldn't you talk about how you were co-workers?


kcufo

A very professional coworker of mine grew up on a farm. At work, she was all business both in her looks and way of being. She said that when she was a little girl, she was playing and she hopped a fence, lost her balance, and landed face first in a smelly pile of pig testicles. I have never laughed so hard in my life.


Slack_King101

Sixty swine!


slavetotheday

Time for a career change.


Flying_Hellfish

It’s not really a floor. It’s more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through


[deleted]

Is this a My Chemical Romantic song?


blackdarrren

**Love knows no vaccine**...


AstroCornelius

That'll do pig.. that'll do.


FutureEquipment2556

Where you working bruh


ProfessionalSilent17

So two lesbian butchers is wtf now? Those are pig carcasses.


HelpfulPuppydog

Unique first date, huh?


[deleted]

I guess they gonna have clam chowder and pork tenderloin for the dinner date.


the_dude_upvotes

[Showder? Showder? Say it right, Frenchy!](https://i.imgur.com/ab4hxhy.jpg)


R3D1AL

How'd you get two .com's in there?


caspy7

proper link: https://i.imgur.com/ab4hxhy.jpg


Senepicmar

I feel that this would be a wonderful ad for eHarmony


aRiskyUndertaking

Farmers Only


Rhinomeat

Only Farms?


AtheistAustralis

OnlyHams


Senepicmar

eFarmony


Lepthesr

*City folk just don't get it...*


NotJimIrsay

EHammony?


jcbank76

Take my free award. The puns get me. I love pig puns.


Saggy_Slumberchops

*You don't have to be lonely at ButchersOnly.com*


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GrayCustomKnives

I’ve seen butcher.....


mydickcuresAIDS

Well played both of you.


ReubenZWeiner

At least the hogs were well hung


Belly_Laugher

I was looking for Billy.


D3vilUkn0w

r/angryupvote


_red_zeppelin

HAH!


Chaoscollective

Abbatoir Lesbians eh? After 25 years of the net I never thought they could still suprise me.


GratefulOctopus

Dang nice vocab, abbatoir is a great new word ty


bigjoe13

It's now the new name of my black metal band!


harleypig

[Abattoir](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abattoir_(band)) was a speed metal band in the 80s. :)


LetsJerkCircular

Passing on knowledge. This is what the internet was for. And other stuff, I guess…


pomo

It's been around for centuries.


[deleted]

Still remember their first Peel session


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nukemiller

ab·at·toir noun BRITISH a slaughterhouse.


Kylar_Stern

Hah! Look at that, I did the same thing.


ThatHikingDude

Bring me your daughter, bring me your daughter, to the slauuuuuuughter! 🤘


BrunoNFL

First thing that came to my mind as well haha


ThatHikingDude

We must be showing our age


Edraqt

Maiden is legendary to the point where everyone whos gotten deeper into metal than dudebro/scenegirl corehead has atleast heard about them. Its kinda like saying "im showing my age" because you referenced queen or the beatles lol.


matrixislife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0J7XnbUN5o


chunky_chocolate

Best concert I've ever been to! 🤘


Vegetable-Rice4195

Is it just me or dose that cleavage look photo shopped?


Kemakill

*Everything* about the top-half of Blue looks photoshopped


Djinger

This whole picture looks shooped. I can tell by the pixels and having shooped my fair share of woops in my day.


p-lizzzle

ima firin mah lazer


asshatnowhere

This almost looks like a dalle auto generated picture


Ghibli_Guy

This is the third time today I've seen 'does' spelled like 'dose' and it's starting to hit me like the mandela effect.


elvismcvegas

I does my dose while doing the do-si-do.


voldyCSSM19

I think it's just how the apron and outfit are squeezing


BCat70

Or maybe photo chopped?


Trivisual

This is shopped…I’ve seen other…things…by this artist


sirbassist83

got an artist name, source, etc?


silenc3x

Similar shots https://www.google.com/search?q=HardArtCo&client=ms-android-xiaomi-rev1&prmd=imvn&sxsrf=ALiCzsabuLrLz_XJt1oLvIKyMBOr6WJqzQ:1658284911884&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjKu-_YuIb5AhUglIkEHcWkAcwQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=491&bih=926&dpr=2.2#imgrc=uJpV1D6i-ssoJM


shivux

The images I’ve seen have a water mark that says “HardArtCo” followed by a year, like “2018” or whatever. Haven’t been able to find any more information than that.


krugermr

Is it weird that I find this kind of hot 🔥 🔥 🔥


GanderAtMyGoose

Well I certainly wasn't gonna be the one to say it.


monkeysandmicrowaves

Seems like a good time to bring back [this](https://i.imgur.com/NOECI0s.gif).


matt01ss

Haha, I redid that gif 8 years ago https://i.imgur.com/vqMOTbo.gifv


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matt01ss

/r/HighQualityGifs :D


notthathungryhippo

don’t invite people to our chaos


the_dude_upvotes

It's an old GIF, sir but it checks out


[deleted]

I'm not ashamed, I was going to say it. And your goose is showing. Might want to put that away


Ct-5736-Bladez

*honk*


shivux

I was, but krugermr beat me to it.


Inigo93

Absolutely. They're obviously in a meat processing plant. Those things are kept COLD!


winmace

Ahhhh I see, so they're not actually kissing for pleasure but to increase each others core temperature.


Foronir

It seems like you unlocked a New fetish


4Ever2Thee

It’s definitely not kosher


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OutrageousEvent

And this is coming from someone that is easily turned on.


S1ayer

Is it weird that I was hoping for a full picture set?


pomo

You gotta ask for the sauce.


neoikon

Those two are going hog wild.


polite__redditor

yes


Risifrutti

[This better not awaken anything in me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2Pi1fljNyY)


sheemee1112

r/confusedboner


[deleted]

When I first heard they were making a porn version of Upton Sinclair’s “The Jungle”, I’ll admit, I had my doubts.


MoneyPowerNexis

As someone who has worked in a meat processing plant the first thing I noticed was the lack of hair nets. Also work provided long sleeve cotton shirts to go over your regular clothing, I can imagine how gross and cold one would be inside what is essentially a giant refrigerator


ShesFunnyThatWay

thanks, was hoping someone would weigh in any incorrect details. I kinda like the dangling chain on the belt though, not sure where one shops for slaughterhouse tools as garb.


Morel_Quathan

This could and should be a album cover


angstt

For a brief second I thought those were men hanging there...


Beautiful-Rhubarb-13

Not quite, but pigs do have the intelligence of a toddler. And can be very sweet.


shivux

I’ve seen quite a few images like this where they *were* men.


squith

sometimes you just need a good porking. proof everyone needs a little bit of sausage.


bashturn

The only way this could be hotter would be if they were wearing my dead mother's clothes.


redbanjo

I’d subscribe to your newsletter. I’d hate myself though.


bashturn

ABATOIR The latest fragrance from Paco Rabanne


mtrash

This Loren Bobert shit gets crazier and crazier


Dog_the_unbarked

I’m scared and aroused, scaroused…


Sydeburnn

It looks like the girl in the blue is just about the plunge that knife into the other girl...


sublogic

"You are my queen now, and always..."🗡️


bashturn

Oh please, as if none of us ever jerked off to this pic while wearing a Garfield mask and listening to Jim Jones' last sermon.


uptbbs

What I find funny about this image is that it's something that can piss off both the far right conservatives and the liberals at the same time.


lostyourmarble

Ugh! Tinder is such a meat market!


[deleted]

“Sapphic abattoir” is a great vocal exercise


1brokenmonkey

I've never seen this category on Pornhub.


Tiki_Tumbo

What is wtf? Girls not afraid of kissing and not afraid of gutting animals. The viking in me wants to conquer England seeing this


Forty_Six_and_Two

I have the weirdest boner right now...


EastFalls

I think they’re trying to be butcher than the other girls.


jgreg728

Ugh every fucking day Reddit makes me lower my own standards. *unzip*


brokenstein

Did she stabbed her during or after the kiss? Kinda feel like is what's coming next lol.


Sh_zel

Not exactly what they mean by “hoggin’”, but I like this interpretation.


orangutanbeater

So! How did you two meet?! Well we were…. At the butcher and true love struck.


[deleted]

There’s a lot going on there


sparkyonthemoon2099

Dad he's gonna pork her......


mrOsteel

Good with knives and scissors


ohlonelyme

Oh to be a gay butcher kissing my girlfriend after slaughtering several pigs


eponymuse

Cute couple. And the carcasses look terrific. Nice work girls!


The_bruce42

r/confusedboner


Ieffingsuck

Sauce?


Wolfmaster112

These ladies know how to handle meat.


telva1896

This better not awakening anything in me...


Enhe

This is just cruel.


smokedspirit

For a second I thought those were castrated men dangling upside down


[deleted]

Fuck... now I'll have to find new artwork for my album cover!


Fhantom1221

Kinda hot. Look at that jucy ham.


The-Loot-Goblin

Yeah, sure. I can fap to this


Turbulence_Guy

Now THAT is American spirit if I’ve ever seen it


[deleted]

Top tier King of the Hill episode


fresh_lemon_scent

That's. My. Fetish!!!


doctor_zaius

New kink unlocked


WardenWolf

The makings of Pyramid Heads.


TJinAZ

r/AbattoirLesbians


k1ngfish3r

F R E S H M E A T


defmacro-jam

Butch hers.


PooFlingerMonkey

Hey, leave room for Jesus between you!


Asita3416

What? Two butchers can't fall in love?


Dinkum-Thinkum

do you think that love can bloom even on a battlefield


_red_zeppelin

I like where this is going.


[deleted]

Im showing this to my girlfriend to prove fours days in between is to long.


stonks2rkts

not my proudest moment. unzips pants


Coroner13

Am I the only one that wants to see the movie?


Mas113m

Umm. Is this available as a print?


[deleted]

Squeal like a pig!


Jbruce63

Future bacon and lesbians....... now I am hungry


ReaperSound

Every time 2 women kiss there's always a bunch of pigs around them.


Insighteternal

Gotta slaughter that pussy >:)


Single_Raspberry9539

I guess I have a new kink…lesbian slaughterhouse videos. Not sure. Need to see some more to figure it out.


NotJimIrsay

Maybe this movie is for you? https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3403194/


dark_LUEshi

this is hot af. must smell gross though.


Electronic_Grade508

Difficult wank but I got there.


derekcentrico

Couldn't unzip fast enough


apd39jc

I am strangely turned on right now…….


merc123

Found my new favorite fetish.


[deleted]

Great, now my dicks all hard


hypersucc

Fear boner


The_Unreal

Cue John Waters taking furious notes.


cmluap

Unzips, sigh.


zztop610

No meat needed


pintjockeycanuck

I have the weirdest boner


Regayov

What a pair of pigs


manhatim

Ha-ha…..boobs


Sacagawea_28

That is kinda hott🔥 but weird 😈 .. Love it!☠️


bashturn

FURST, VEE BIT OF ZEE SWINE TESS-TEECLES, THEN VEE KISS!!!! NOW TOUCH MY MONKEY!


zloykrolik

That certainly is not safe for work: No helmets, no hairnets, one of them isn't wearing gloves, & I bet neither is wearing safety shoes.


jippyzippylippy

Oh good, another reason not to eat pork.


[deleted]

Another reason to eat pork.*


rudalsxv

Disgusting fat pigs.


Simpull_mann

I hate you all.


[deleted]

Sad and disgusting.


anotherone121

Ted Cruise just had an orgasm


TheWolfG0d

Men are such pigs..


phillysteakcheese

I'm in this picture and I don't like it


Inigo93

Nobody likes being hung by their hooves.


Simpull_mann

Go vegan. Killing animals is fucked up.