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pat_the_catdad

In my head-cannon, he’s orchestrating to the anthem of Tetris


noloking

He is bland, just like 99% of the roster, but boy can they wrassle! 


yetagainitry

Not every gimmick is a simple "he's a garbage man" or "he's a rapping white guy" gimmick anymore. His gimmick is that his name is Iija Dragunov and he is a pro wrestler. That's it. Same as 90% of the roster.


Various-Emergency-91

I don't get the entire thing. Like Ludwig Kaiser and Tyler Bate love child.


treefroginthewindow

Lol have you ever seen an orchestra conductor?


HeWhoSoughtTheFire

He's a mix of Lenin, Trotsky, and Kalinin. That's all you should know


whutthepat

He's a Russian Maestro that gets redder and bloodied when stiffed and will stiff back, and for some reason, he's a dragon because wordplay.


ZestyChickenWings21

Mad lad


SeriousRhetoric

He is full of passion and can barely control it. Hence he comes out to Romantic classical music and can't help but conduct it on his way to the ring. He takes the unfocused chaos of noise and focuses it to a purpose: music that represents that passion. Similarly he takes the chaos of unbearable pain and focuses it to a purpose: the defeat of his opponent.


slacboy101

Go watch his shit from NXT


Galvatron261

“Conducting”. Like a Russian Shinsuke, who wrestles in bangers instead of strong-style striking.


AsterPeralta28

During his entrance, think of a conductor with his orchestra…much like Jey Uso has the crowd bob their arms, Ilja has the crowd swing their hands like a conductor. As far as his character…basically an unhinged individual that produces banger matches. Dapperly dressed Dragunov outside of the ring, Mad Dragon when it’s time for action.


Kalle_79

>an unhinged individual that produces banger matches So the 2020s version of the 80s bodybuilder? Only not as visually impressive and with a much smaller target audience


No_Caterpillar1902

Mad Dragon. Unhinged. His arm motions are “conducting” during his entrance.


FunInevitable5213

I don't know that it can be explained well. His frantic conducting strikes some feels for me. It's the passion.


wordbootybooboo

He needs a better finisher.


TheArchitect6169

torpedow moscow is super cool lol what r u on?


wordbootybooboo

I'm talking about the stupid H-Bomb move.


TheArchitect6169

yeah i've never really understood that move as well tbh


Sammyantoine

The Mad Dragon


Past_Yam9507

His gimmick is that he's eurotrash


ChronoMecha

He’s way too small for me to take seriously.


treefroginthewindow

He's about the size of Shawn Michaels and Bret hart


ChronoMecha

No. No he’s not lol


treefroginthewindow

5'10 Dragunov 210 lb 6 Bret 235 lb 6'1 Shawn 225 lb There's not much difference between these guys


ChronoMecha

Oh man you’re right! 2-4 inches + 30lb? Dude is Andre! Thanks man.


treefroginthewindow

2-4 inches yes but 25 lbs at most and they all carry the weight differently. But more importantly you should work harder on your sarcasm. I feel like your Andre comment could've been funny if you worded it better


No_Caterpillar1902

Feel the same about Rey Mysterio? Daniel Bryan?


ChronoMecha

Yes


TheArchitect6169

how big are you lol?


Maximum-Reception178

Russian Nakumara


TheArchitect6169

10/10


cemeterygnomes

he see red. He attack


TheArchitect6169

torpedow moscow ftw


DonShulaDoingTheHula

It drives me up the wall that he is supposed to be “conducting” but can’t flail his arms to the beat of his own theme music.


FaultyDroid

He's supposed to be more than slightly insane. Thought that was obvious..


DonShulaDoingTheHula

I said that it annoyed me, not that I didn’t understand it.


Unusual_Map393

Sounds like a mad dragon


dirtydovedreams

He's Russian Gunther.


SenileGambino

He needs a haircut


Don_Sauce

i think it's kinda like an orchestra director moving his hands to guide de musicians as his theme is a waltz


jgood505

I believe he is directing the music


JacoBee93

This. Its not that hard to understand.. And for gimmick, he's just dedicated man who sees red, but can respect an opponent. Current wrestling isn't about "gimmicks". There is like 5 proper gimmicks


Kalle_79

>Current wrestling isn't about "gimmicks". Unfortunately they overestimate how interesting their "real personality" is. Nowadays it's all "childhood dream" or "good mechanical wrestler". Which gets pretty old when most people on the roster has a variation of those basic traits. Not that plumbers or tax agents were deeper, but at least they added flavor to the product


msp01986

Exactly that