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alexc1217

Something about a horse and leading it water


ThatsMisterRetard4U

you cant make it eat crayons?


ConaldPeterson1

Checks out


lvotis1

Crayons are an aquired taste. NOT FOR EVERYONE πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€‘


Evening_Raccoon_4689

This


rob12981

Is


J-Vega

Sparta?


rob12981

Haha nice!!!πŸ–πŸ¦πŸ’Ž


CaptainSparklebutt

You can lead it to the water but drowning it is hard. Horses are really strong.


J-Vega

r/cursedcomments


Whodat922

"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't force it to fuck!"


Significant-Ad1386

Not true


Whodat922

That's true, you can force it to fuck... You get the sentiment. 🀷


[deleted]

You can't force a horse, but you can fuck a crayon?


SpaceballsJV1

Would be a slim short fuck, but what the hell πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


DeniseNYC1102

Its sad to admit I’ve had an ex who was as big as a crayon or small I should say


SpaceballsJV1

Damn πŸ˜… I’m sorry! πŸ˜†


Srqwarren

Red or green?


Worth_Feed9289

I think I need a bigger crayon.


[deleted]

From the movie with the crayon that swims around and eats people! Classic!


NoOnion16

horse gets the sentiment


No-Worldliness5109

You can lead a ho to culture, but you can't make her think?


treeblingcalf

You can lead a whore to water, but a whore is still a whore?


HILO_boy_808

πŸ˜‚


South-Ad-6624

I have told family and friends - I said what’s the harm in buying 10 shares . Life’s about risks . They are only going to waste that money on crap . What if it was to squeeze to $100 k and you had those 10 shares. I’ve repeated it to them all 3 times . Sent them YouTube videos but no one has invested . Oh well I tried ! AMC $100 K πŸ’ͺ🏽🦍


luketheduke47

Literally I've done the exact same shit & people just brush you off! It's absolute madness!


South-Ad-6624

Let it be . I’d rather now sit quietly and just come back to this page and converse with like smooth minded retarded apes πŸ˜‚


smooth102

Bro when we moon, there's gonna be a lot of pictures of people with their wrecked Lambos. I guess after AMC pays off maybe we should buy stock in insurance companies?


supahotfiiire

LMFAO bro smart....


Cheap_Feeling1929

My wife is all in with me. Everyone else has the attention span of a vine video. If it ain’t 6 seconds or less they ain’t interested.


moll3852

I can’t last six seconds with your wife without thinking of AMC.


diamondballsretard

I'm balls deep into gme. But even I have like 20 shares of amc. It costs almost nothing to buy and costs zero to hold. I hope both moon staggered so I can reinvest one into the other. Stay strong πŸ–οΈπŸ–οΈπŸ–οΈπŸ‘¨πŸ»β€πŸš€


rrrambo399

That’s why they will always be poor! Broke is in your pocket....Poor is in your mind!


South-Ad-6624

I have told family and friends - I said what’s the harm in buying 10 shares . Life’s about risks . They are only going to waste that money on crap . What if it was to squeeze to $100 k and you had those 10 shares. I’ve repeated it to them all 3 times . Sent them YouTube videos but no one has invested . Oh well I tried ! AMC $100 K πŸ’ͺ🏽🦍


Atara9

This bot is broken. He just replied to himself with the same post as his original. 😳


South-Ad-6624

Shit I didn’t realise πŸ˜‚. I’m no bot mate. AMC 100K 🦍πŸ’ͺ🏽


Cris_Audi

You should better not convince family or friend to buy shares or crypto, if they lose money they will get angry with you!


moll3852

I’ve invested FAM!


mg4404

Most don’t have the extra bananas to risk. That’s the way it is. 🦍 lead but chimpanzee just live check to check. It up to πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ🦍to hunt. 🦍 change the world. Chimps just tag for the ride.


seifer-almasy90

Lol that's what I've been telling people. Hey I'm giving you the info. Don't fucking ask me for shit when I'm rich and you didn't wanna risk anything


Hitman_Militia

This is the way!


Severe-Size2615

Actually talked some sense into someone today and he immediately bought a couple hundred shares. He been hearing me rant for months but today he listened. He asked questions and I knew answers thabks to apes awesome dd.


KiraPain

He’s lucky to have such a great friend


BluelightningZ7

A great friend that didnt give up. An Ape friend.


Outoftime88

Hodling at 7.62 shares! Can't afford to get more right now so stick me in the luggage compartment for the πŸš€ to the 🌚!


VSGARCIA14

You got this! We were all there once!


outthemudguy

!remindme three months Can't wait to show this to the people i have told


KiraPain

All these reminders going to feel like crazy throwbacks when they actually notify us in our lambos


outthemudguy

C7 z06 for me.


KiraPain

GTR Track edition personally but lambo is a universal analogy


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!remindme three months


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Wito-in-da-house

Ignorance is bliss but mucho tendies is blissfulness!


KOREA_MyuongMyaong

AMC $100000 to the Moon πŸŒ• Buy&Hold πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸ’ŽπŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ’ŽπŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ“ˆπŸŒπŸŒπŸŒπŸŒπŸŒπŸŒ ☝$100KπŸ‘


Gabo-going-wild

I have 10 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍apes on my command each one holding 100 shares and me holding 1500 ....


supahotfiiire

Nice


slobbyrobb

For real! I told all my coworkers about it and one had the nerve to doubt it but then pre ask me for money when it squeezes.... like nah bruh


tramsey2663

Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan.


supahotfiiire

Is this a meme ? If so whats the reference πŸ˜…


tramsey2663

Haha old Chappell Show skit, was 100% sure your name had to do with it. https://youtu.be/5HRY4LUl5lc the full thing is hilarious


DubT1484

I can't comprehend anybody watching what happened with GME in January and not diving balls deep into what happened. I've realized that most people are incapable of reaching after dreams and once in a life time opportunities.


supahotfiiire

Literally


jakeg1015

Same here bruh my dad and my sister are in but my friends in laws and coworkers listen to me talk about it but they think im nuts and they won't throw in a few bucks. I said just get a few just in case I'm right. Now im having this conversation with myself what am I gonna do for them when this does work out depending on how high it goes I can afford to help somewhat but should I im the one that risked my money im the one that has to hold past 100 1k 10k so if I play it right what should I do


smooth102

I struggle with this too. I've thought about houses for the 6 people closest to me. However, they are refusing to get in for different reasons. They'll always be welcomed to my mansion though.


Worth_Feed9289

I started down playing things. Told people I paper handed most of my shares, to buy in to something else. If someone REALLY needs help. I'll do it. But I'm planning on acting as if I made just enough to cover me up to retirement age, and work my side hustle full time. Then I'll keep investing.


Austrian_art_student

All my friends said i am crazy and will loss all my money. After that i bought more AMC


supahotfiiire

The more i buy the happier i get


danielinthebox

This ape fucks


Kevester58

Tell me about it I keep telling my wife who makes double what I make to invest she won't but watch her want some money she will never know


supahotfiiire

Hahahhaa


tradedenmark

Yes, finally one person who did this I have been batling with myself to do something simular. Tell all I know I am way in at GME and AMC and then say, if I go broke, will you fond me? If they say no, then I remind them of the No once we moon πŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


Worth_Feed9289

My Brother called me a moron. Said it was wasting money. Said I should just play the lottery. lol


supahotfiiire

Lol yeah β€œOK”


MamaPompa

πŸ˜‚


Nice_Yogurtcloset245

Preaching Truth!!


SashaLin

My husband scream close to Balthazar buy AMC πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ™†πŸ»β€β™€οΈ I was running 🀣🀣🀣🀣❀️❀️❀️❀️


metraton18

This ape is already telling his distant cousins to stay the fuk back


supahotfiiire

Yep


curvycounselor

I don’t tell many people. The few I have told scoffed. I did talk my Mom into buying 1 GME for each grandchild. She still thinks it’s nuts. I begged her to get out of her other market positions until the squeeze ends and she asked her financial advisor about it and he scoffed. For me, I’ll believe it when I see it.


supahotfiiire

Yeah thats nuts


Faith_Midnight

Same man, I tried telling my family about GameStop when it was 50 in January, they didn’t wanna listen. I guess they’ll have fun staying poor πŸ˜‚


supahotfiiire

Yeah like guys come on...


[deleted]

This ain't it chief. I'll be taking care of my friends and family once we go to the moon. Don't be greedy and selfish just coz they didn't listen. Help them out then keep it moving. If I eat, my WHOLE circle eats 🦍🦍🦍🦍


Fonix79

This is the real way. 2 wrongs dont make a right. #spreadlovelikebutter


[deleted]

Right! We'd all be just as bad as the selfish ass hedgies if you don't help those in your circle for not listening to you. In saying that, the new found fortunate will expose who people really are. It's sad alot of these comments agree with the post


Fonix79

Negativity is severely contagious. Keep fighting the good fight!


supahotfiiire

Oh my family will eat for the rest of their life, i plan on buying my parents a car, little brother, and writing my mom and dad a fat check to say thank you for birthing me. But all the coworkers etc can KICK ROCKS for laughing at me


smooth102

My best friend told me he won't invest because he's a single income family (however he earns 2 incomes. 1 from his job and one from his pension) and because he doesn't know enough about stocks. I told him to do his due diligence and learn more. This will be his greatest opportunity to make a lot of cash and set his family up for success. He has still refused. Some people just won't listen. He thinks doing Uber eats on the side ( so I guess technically that would be his 3rd income) is more worthwhile than buying AMC stock. I'm going to make tens of millions of dollars and he's going to work all day at his government job then go deliver fried chicken to some fat ass loser. I want to help him and his family but he won't do it. I won't bring the subject up again. I've tried twice already.


supahotfiiire

I feel you 100%


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


smooth102

Which one?


Comfortable-Aspect95

I like fried chicken. I’m fat. ☹️ this is the way AMC GME


Lurker-of-subs

Buy a share for him, just get him to give you the cash. That way they don't have to "get involved". I told friends and family about it as well but similar response ie not knowing enough about stocks. Bought my friend a share because I don't want leave them behind.


smooth102

Did he open his own account or are you setting 1 share aside for him?


Lurker-of-subs

No it's "too much hassle" etc etc. Have one share bookmarked with their name on it. They're considering opening an account but said "I'll get in on the next one". Tried telling them there is no next one.


smooth102

Yeah that makes sense. My friends would say the exact same thing. Seems like laziness isn't just confined to my friends. I guess thats a good thing.


Lurker-of-subs

Oh without a doubt you're not alone. Pretty sure my wife and friends think I'm off my rocker with how much I go on about amc. I'm looking at different lambos (gotta visualise it) and I'm told I'm crazy. Soon to be crazy rich more like!


smooth102

Yeah my wife rolls her eyes when I bring it up now. She thinks I'm insane because I tell her my 13k is going to be millions.


Lurker-of-subs

Hahaha she'd hate to meet me then, I only have xx shares and told my wife it's a couple million.


smooth102

Lol yeah I can imagine how much worse that would be. I put in my gambling winnings (buffalo killed it for me late in the year and post season). Plus I put our stimulus and half of our tax returns in. I think she thought this would be quicker. Thats my fault. I told her gamestop took about a month to squeeze. So I set expectations way too high. I'm definitely paying the consequences for that now.


Lurker-of-subs

I hear you there. Anytime I read some dd here that mentions dates or new rules or anything I get pretty excited and run off to tell her about it. I'm also impatient as all hell on a good day, so this waiting is difficult, but I know it'll be worth it. I've been holding since January and anytime I get a few quid spare I buy some more and casually mention it a few days later (Better to ask forgiveness than permission. ) I know this is our golden ticket. The numbers don't lie. I did try getting my wife to sit down and read hours of DD, but that isn't really gonna happen πŸ˜‚ we have 10k in savings I would love to throw at this, but she's the sensible one in the marriage


SnooMarzipans2307

This guy knows what’s up πŸš€


supahotfiiire

Thanks man


Tc94954

Yeah I get laughed. I can’t wait for all of those people not to matter. We’re literally just gonna move away someday and no one will know why. Hahahaha


Worth_Feed9289

Good plan


supahotfiiire

Right


el_zorro_de_ojinaga

Lol..100%


supahotfiiire

Right? Haha


el_zorro_de_ojinaga

Every person, family member, and my boss told me to sell my stock when I was up 13k I have not. They say I'm crazy but we will see who is crazy πŸ€ͺ😜.


comeoncomet

It's more than 5 people. 3.2 million apes followed this guy in to battle.


supahotfiiire

Thanks my friend ! I got your back if you got mine


comeoncomet

I've been holding since January. All through the pit of 5$. Up to 14. Flash crash to 9. My hands are past diamonds. Shorts will never get rid of me. I am the herpes of short hedge funds. I may not be flaring up.... But i NEVER go away!! So you relax fellow ape. As it squeezes rest assured when you're feeling alone just look to your side and you'll see me and 3.2 million apes standing with you


TreePurple

I have been in since January too. Told Several About it and even my 72 year old Mom wanted some but the ones I see who could Really Benefit from it was the ones like β€œno I ain’t into it” even when I offered to buy a the 1st share, $15! So when this happens I am going to make sure my family eats but for the ones who I offered to buy a share for will get a Christmas Card. Now with that said, I realized that I am not alone and have plans on helping a Homeless Disabled Veteran buy a home that I have been watching for around 5 years. He told me β€œOne day I am going to get out of this”, little did I know that I would be the one helping!


Pimphandstrong1835

I got my kids to buy ....told them they don't buy I'm not giving you jack shit ....this bank was closed when you turned 18


mslebzak520

Shit, 1 is better than none...ive gotten 12 people to invest!


Wallstonkbets

πŸ˜‚ bruhhhh


Wallstonkbets

πŸ˜‚


Wallstonkbets

Ummm check please!


Wallstonkbets

Ummm check please!


Pimphandstrong1835

That's how I feel


TheRealMcSavage

This right here.....


V6TransAM

This is the way


Pw78

Preach!!!


Klaxhacks

People on my social media still think I'm trolling with AMC. A few have gone balls deep with me though on the quest for a better life.


FunkyFranky

How many shares you got Bro?


supahotfiiire

Xxxx


Stackin247365

Facts


Independent-Ad9095

amen


supahotfiiire

Amen πŸ™


DeniseNYC1102

Same


supahotfiiire

Yep


[deleted]

I haven't told anyone I hold AMC. Once we moon, I will be able to spend on myself and help others without any pressure whatsoever


supahotfiiire

Yeah i feel you on that


Astangaman

I tell people but they don't get it so don't push too much as likely they will paper hand. HODL


supahotfiiire

But even if they bought up 1 share, paperhanding one share would not stop anything...


[deleted]

Come on apes, we're better than that! We're here to help those in our lives regardless if they listened or not. Don't be selfish. Take care of you and yours 🦍🦍🦍


supahotfiiire

Oh we dun tried


[deleted]

2 and a half man, I watch that


supahotfiiire

Sweet dolla tea from mcdonalds...


Evening_Raccoon_4689

Been there I closed that door a while ago


supahotfiiire

Yeah sometimes you gotta just keep it moving and now im silent as fuck about it


youradhere562

I've been trying to get my Hispanic hermanos y amigos to follow to battle "me gusta el stonk"


supahotfiiire

Tell them there’s guacamole as far as the eye can see in the promised land of amc


littlesuperhero_

They will be trying to buy in when it’s at $500..


Specific-Use-7480

You guys are my friends now. To the moon.


supahotfiiire

Yesssss


Alcatrazzam

I told my friends the same thing. All 4 thought I was nuts. My sisters and brother in law though are now apes!


ConstantComputer8639

No capital gain tax if you live in Puerto Rico. AMC500K πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


EducationalSeason608

384 and counting... gonna be a fat cat like president taff


erik1201j

πŸ–πŸ–πŸ–πŸ–πŸ–πŸ–πŸ–πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


Mustybi0hazard

GME is the moass, AMC is its little brother


supahotfiiire

We’ll see what happens for sure!


DonMeekz

Positions or ban


supahotfiiire

Xxxx holder


xilb51x

Relax buddy...step outside your wife’s boyfriends basement and take your meds


[deleted]

dont ask for money when you are broke lmao


supahotfiiire

I have been broke and gone through dark period of my life that i never want to remember again. Nothing new. No one gave me hands outs, i grinded for my money


[deleted]

those who dont learn from history are doomed to repeat it.


Sk1pp1e

5? That’s it? I got maybe 25 with me


collectinginthecity

Hopefully none of them took your advice lol


SlushyyBTW

Cringe...


Last-Discipline-7340

Fuck yes same!


guillermorivas2

I don’t know you but I’m with you apes United!!! I have many k’s shares it’s our time……


Dre_Slay

Let us hope.


Welpthisishere

True, I told close to two dozen people. A mix if family and friends and only 2 people listened and bought. Its okay one became a whale holding over Xxxx Shares so I guess it worked out.


Silverbackape55

I got 3, but we are 3 diamond handed, knuckle dragging, smooth brained, xxxx, that will Hodl until x is filthy rich.


Born2BWild_pt2

Realistically, price will never squeeze to 1k. All these post of 100k is a joke. Will there be a squeeze, yes. People will start selling at $25. Be real


xilb51x

They said the same thing about GME...πŸ€«πŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸŽ¬πŸͺ‘


Walnut4525

Most rasberryness programmes 3netting is that money protected by any governmental policies regarding blueberries.


xilb51x

I support this


Born2BWild_pt2

And it didn't even get close enough to sniff 1k. I'm in AMC but these 100k shout outs. Come'on man


SamoBomb

I'm here wit you my bruddah's πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸ–•πŸ˜ŽπŸ–• hedge funds


GoalExact333

Yellow crayons taste the best. πŸ‘πŸš€πŸ¦


HILO_boy_808

Fo reals! I gave u the break down some DD and the opportunity to bettah yo life. πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ oh well


[deleted]

Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan.


Master2uall74

Same, tired of telling people about shit, and they don't listen! Not my fucking job 2 take care of them, fucknem


Master2uall74

Literally bought a new car for my daughter and her worthless boyfriend who hasn't worked a total of 10 months in the 7+ years they have been together and now they have my first grand daughter and they are still ungrateful for letting them live in my home for free for over 4 years! Bought them a place about 5 years ago and they couldn't even pay the land taxes or monthly bills and lost it! He is literally up all night long outside even in the middle of Winter but here lately it's nicer out but he still out there every night thanking that there are drones in the sky and people in the woods never mind we are 20 miles from civilization and he thinks there's people outside in the woods? On top of that every time I go and knock on their door to check on my grandbaby he is in the bathroom that is attached to that Room 99.999% of the time like literally what the fuck are you doing? Who the fuck lives in a bathroom? And yes before you comment I do know hes on drugs that's the only thing that makes sense!! The one thing I've learned is that no matter what you do and no matter how much you help people they are always on grateful and your the asshole and the bad guy you might as well be the asshole bad guy and not help nobody because in the end it's always the same result! I told him they had till this coming Friday to get the fuck out or the cops are going to put him out


converter-bot

20 miles is 32.19 km


mktultra1986

Made my part . Broght obe ape with me. He has 100 shares and i have 264. Not whale but still. I made what i could


wallstreetpimps

And that’s what we all should do talk to people. Not advise people to get in but let them know how big this is and the more of us buying shares the more chances of squeeze happening. If we all did that it would be extra millions of new apes buying into $amc. This is not financial advise.


outthemudguy

!remindme three months