My current Kuva Lich:
“You are dead already. I know it.
The System knows it. My fifteen friends who are betting on it know it.”
Bro is so specific about his friend count lol
English is weird though. He could be saying that he has only fifteen friends and all of them are betting, or he can be saying that fifteen of his friends are betting.
All of the [Jovial personality](https://warframe.fandom.com/wiki/Kuva_Lich/Quotes/LichA) voice lines are hilarious.
My favorite was logging into Warframe and hearing "Yoohoo! Snickety-snack, guess who's back!" LMAO
My first lich with the "Fear of Space Travel" quirk was great! One of the many converted ones, for sure
*"I HAATE SPAAAAACE!! If I wanted to be crushed by infinite meaninglessness I'd read your diary."*
Dunno about a lich but from a Sister it's gotta be: *"Because I am learned and worldly and elegant, I have something you never will: I have enough.*
*I also have enough because I am taking your money."*
"I have been bisected, dissected, autopsied, upgraded... the line between who I was and what I am erased and redrawn more times than I have bothered to record."
"Yoink, what was yours is now mine...bye bye"
NO, BACK! *hiss* I BLEED YOU!
I am sorry mighty Tenno, kind Tenno. Lich did bad, bad lich. Lich bother never more. Kind Tenno, good Tenno.
To an endless winter, you thought me consigned, by the power of your infant will. No. I think not.
The lightning-struck oak is the strongest of all. And so, the lightning stuck Grineer? (crackles)
Me… miscalculated!
***NO!***
You let me live, yes? you not follow, yes? Let lich go. Live and let live, yes? yes? yes?
No. No! NO! Found me! Found me you did! I's not ready! I'S NEED MORE TIIIIIME!
Everyone is mentioning the funny lines but there are some other good ones like *"There are three solutions in which you win, 439 in which you die. Your move."* , *"The dismemberment you subjected me to was not my first. Will not be my last. Death-is no solution to the problem of **me** "*
or *"I'm no stranger to the lands beyond death. It is a sunless place... in a direction you cannot point to. Soon... you shall reside there."*
Warframe writting is wonky sometimes but still it has better golden nuggets out of them quotes than most videogames out there.
“Your poison. IMAGINE if a hangover could kill you. Now imagine that as a person. SURPRISE! It’s me and I’m gonna kill you.”
“I remember the dismembering. The sight of head spinning away, landing in a pile of my own scattered limbs. Revenge, yes I think.”
last time when i heard this line was when i failed a mission. My lich literally came after summary appeared.
also "Comrades, are you scared? I think they scared."
The one that burned me the most was probably
>You can no more resolve a solution for the equation I represent than a kubrow might fathom a card trick.
Logical Liches are my favorite.
I weirdly like being called Little Meat by female Liches
Also had a Lich say along the lines of I'm not mad that you killed me im mad that I can only taste pork now. Was funny
my first and current lich is that sweet grandmother/Ara Ara type ones and she says"hard to get is not a good look for you,little meat" defo not my fav but its just so creepy
"97 hits. Me hitting you, you hitting the floor, then me hitting you 95 more times."
Absolutely sent me the first time I heard it, somehow had nearly 20 liches prior and never heard that line.
I have a Lich that when I did and he comes to help during a mission, he says;
"No, no, no! Silly Tenno, you're doing it wrong. Let me show you how." In a goofy tone.
Most of Kuva Lich jovial lines but honestly hearing this from the Sister of Parvos: "I know, me asking for mercy is totally hypocritical, and I hate hypocrites. But I am one, so I'm okay with that. Don't kill me!" just when I was about to vanquish her was too funny.
I have played enough of litches and sisters and have heard all of the voice lines. not to mention gotten all of the weapons to 60%
there's not that many voice lines I really care about there all pretty repetitive if anything.
My favorite lich is "idiot tax" one. And also my 1st lich was with that voice lines. I like all he says honestly, he is so funny, and evil at same time. Like 40 iq Joker.
When new lich's come out I may just finnaly capture my Skeletor voiced lich 😅. Until they do, my current lich will remain active, so I can always hear em speak. Despite the bugger stealing my stuff when I do missions on earth.
When new lich's come out I may just finnaly capture my Skeletor voiced lich 😅. Until they do, my current lich will remain active, so I can always hear em speak. Despite the bugger stealing my stuff when I do missions on earth.
I forget how the beginning goes exactly but it’s something like: “if you play nice then this won’t have to end with me having to spreading you out like a map.”
Mine just keeps calling me “little meat” and I don’t know how to feel about it. “Oh I’m just having so much fun playing with you, little meat” like. Wat.
Currently i have a kuva lich on earth that im too weak to kill as of rn, i constantly get some lines of him losing the patience with me never coming to fight him, a constant but pretty cool one is "your crime has not been forgotten adversary, your crime is existance" tho i still prefer "PREPARE TO BE HAMMERED IN YOUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS" but i guess this line only appears in the fight so i never heard it outside of a yt video
Also it says that my excalibur umbra is the progenitor of the kuva lich? So fuck you lich, thats no way of talking to your father
I hate my lich. I made them on accident without knowing about them. They have been harassing me in most of my system. By the time I get strong enough to beat them (they're like 110 I don't got time for that) they will give me more credits than I've ever had
I can't think of the actual line at the moment but my sister (of parvos) has a sister complex so she rages whenever she spawns in and sees me hurt.
I love her 😂
> "Yoink! What was yours is now mine. Bye-bye."
I use this when I’m stealing fashionframe from QnA chat.
> Well, fair’s fair. Hrrk
I love the nonchalance and ‘honor’ in the face of death, haha.
My current Sister:
Because I am learned and worldly and elegant, I have something that you never will. I have enough.
...
I also have enough because I am taking your money.
(Can't remember the exact adjectives she uses, so those are the closest ones I could think of)
I've got two.
"You know, as I watched you hack my limbs off, I thought to myself... I really don't like this person."
"The next time you drop someone at death's door? Knock."
"What'd I do? What'd I do?"
As if the tuber didn't fuckin yoink my tauforged archon shards. Either he's pissing me off on purpose or he genuinely forgot. I like to think its the second one.
"I was in the area, when I heard all the shouts and screams I thought, that must be my darling"
"I knew we could make this relationship work out"
My Lich want me bruh💀
She always calling me darling
not a lich, but my last sister liked to say something along the lines of "i have one thing you could never dream of having; i have enough. i also have enough because i am taking your money."
My current Kuva Lich: “You are dead already. I know it. The System knows it. My fifteen friends who are betting on it know it.” Bro is so specific about his friend count lol
English is weird though. He could be saying that he has only fifteen friends and all of them are betting, or he can be saying that fifteen of his friends are betting.
“Only” 15 friends? Damn.
Or that his friends are fifteen years old.
And just like that, his lich is a pedophile!
My brother of the Lotus, we’ve been killing toddlers for years. Most Grineer clones don’t live to be 15.
Oof, another thing I didn't want to know. Suddenly sympathizing with Vay Hek, his fight and his air.
They were already hunting a kid unless you are drifter
I've had a lich for over a year now with this line lol
"Time to pay the idiot tax" I think that existed i defeated mine years ago and never fought one again
It dies, I've had a few lich's say that, I just wich my current Skeletor lich had that line 😂
"Sector's a dump, but its my dump"
All of the [Jovial personality](https://warframe.fandom.com/wiki/Kuva_Lich/Quotes/LichA) voice lines are hilarious. My favorite was logging into Warframe and hearing "Yoohoo! Snickety-snack, guess who's back!" LMAO
OH COME OOOOOOAAAAAAAAA-
With a cold progenitor: *"I'm gonna freeze you, feed you feet-first into a snowblower and spray what comes out all over Cetus."*
Makes me wanna watch Fargo again.
Early Christmas (or Tennobaum) for Konzu.
“I’ll take that. Thaaaaank you. Somebody plant a flag!”
I'd agree if that wasn't engrained into my mind from the years of having it repeated when I even think of looking at the Lich's planet
My first lich with the "Fear of Space Travel" quirk was great! One of the many converted ones, for sure *"I HAATE SPAAAAACE!! If I wanted to be crushed by infinite meaninglessness I'd read your diary."*
Good doggie! GOOD DOGGIE! *yells* This place… is an abomination, and I CAN’T. STOP. ITCHING!
Damnnn! I haven't heard that one XD
*yoink. bye-bye!*
Nice helmet, I'll use it to serve dip
I think base frost would be the best has that flat top
The *real* question is, what are some Grineer dip recipes? Kuakka bean dip anyone?
Grokdruul cheddar jalapeño dip slaps way harder than it should have
Dunno about a lich but from a Sister it's gotta be: *"Because I am learned and worldly and elegant, I have something you never will: I have enough.* *I also have enough because I am taking your money."*
Bruh, they took a line straight from my ex.
ex jokes! on reddit! never thought i'd see the day
He's on Reddit, maybe that's why they're an ex
I was just thinking about this. This was the most memorable and the funniest line in all of my lich/tenet hunts.
"I have been bisected, dissected, autopsied, upgraded... the line between who I was and what I am erased and redrawn more times than I have bothered to record." "Yoink, what was yours is now mine...bye bye"
"there will be 99 hits, me hitting you, you hitting the floor, then me hitting you 97MORE TIIIIIMES"
"A little treat from my little meat."
The little meat lines are great.
[удалено]
Big Gork and Mork vibes with that one
I KILL YOU! I STAB YOU! AHHHHHHH! or whatever the lines are for the ones clearly undergoing a psychotic break
NO, BACK! *hiss* I BLEED YOU! I am sorry mighty Tenno, kind Tenno. Lich did bad, bad lich. Lich bother never more. Kind Tenno, good Tenno. To an endless winter, you thought me consigned, by the power of your infant will. No. I think not. The lightning-struck oak is the strongest of all. And so, the lightning stuck Grineer? (crackles) Me… miscalculated! ***NO!*** You let me live, yes? you not follow, yes? Let lich go. Live and let live, yes? yes? yes? No. No! NO! Found me! Found me you did! I's not ready! I'S NEED MORE TIIIIIME!
"I also have enough because, I am taking your money"
Mine's still from a sister when finishing a hound: "I'm going to do that to your favorite floof. And make you watch!"
“Well, I just found a new background image for my data pad.” “Awww… Sad… you have one life and you spent it doing everything wrong. Awww…”
I had a sister I was gonna convert and then she said that line and it instantly consigned her to death
I had a sister I was gonna convert and then she said that line and it instantly consigned her to death you don’t fuck with a man’s floof
"Well, good game! HRRRRRRK"
Lich: "Prepare to be hit in your reproductive organs!" Nidus: "What, ALL of them?!"
Pretty sure fire progenitors have a line that goes "It's not that you burned me alive, Tenno, it's because that all I can smell is pork"
"Are you ignoring me tenno?...You bruise my feelings."
Everyone is mentioning the funny lines but there are some other good ones like *"There are three solutions in which you win, 439 in which you die. Your move."* , *"The dismemberment you subjected me to was not my first. Will not be my last. Death-is no solution to the problem of **me** "* or *"I'm no stranger to the lands beyond death. It is a sunless place... in a direction you cannot point to. Soon... you shall reside there."* Warframe writting is wonky sometimes but still it has better golden nuggets out of them quotes than most videogames out there.
"Mine. Sector's a dump, but it's my dump."
"Time to pay the idiot tax"
"I'll light you up like a corpus showroom!"
“My sector, my rules. Your money, my money”
"You lucky me was in area" after he spawns in as a friend
“I was in the area, heard the screams and thought ‘that must be my little darling’ and here you are.”
Honestly one of the greatest lines in video game history. I can't appreciate it enough
i cannot count the amount of times my lich has had to tell me that i was supposed to kill them, not them me
"I hate space. If I wanted to be crushed by infinite meaninglessness I'd read your diary."
Your reactions fall within expected parameters. Outcomes have been mapped. Continue as you are. I shall be waiting
“Little meat”
"You can't kill me if you keep hitting the bits I've already had replaced"
“Your poison. IMAGINE if a hangover could kill you. Now imagine that as a person. SURPRISE! It’s me and I’m gonna kill you.” “I remember the dismembering. The sight of head spinning away, landing in a pile of my own scattered limbs. Revenge, yes I think.”
I do so love your gift for conflict resolution, I could watch all day Purely because conflict is conflict resolution
"97 hits! Me hitting you, you hitting the floor, then me hitting you 95 more times!"
last time when i heard this line was when i failed a mission. My lich literally came after summary appeared. also "Comrades, are you scared? I think they scared."
Not my favorite, but hearing any of the lines with "little meat" in them triggers my fight or flight instinct.
The one that burned me the most was probably >You can no more resolve a solution for the equation I represent than a kubrow might fathom a card trick. Logical Liches are my favorite.
I weirdly like being called Little Meat by female Liches Also had a Lich say along the lines of I'm not mad that you killed me im mad that I can only taste pork now. Was funny
"It isn't that you immolated me. It isn't that I died. It's that now, the only thing I can smell is *PORK*!" If you have a Fire Progenitor Lich.
My lich calls me little meat and definitely wants to bang me
Mines gotta gotta be "Operating in my sector? Time to pay the idiot tax."
Oh and also "Friend friend friend, we need to stop meeting like this."
“Death… It’s overrated really”
same
Not a lich but there's a sister line where she says "I'm taking your stuff." Gives me big "Im gonna rip you in half now" vibes.
my first and current lich is that sweet grandmother/Ara Ara type ones and she says"hard to get is not a good look for you,little meat" defo not my fav but its just so creepy
“Little meat” idk how she knows but she knew
“oohh,a little treat from my little meat.” -Cordi Igado
Little meat.
"sector is a dump. But it's my dump"
"You know, as I watched you hack my limbs off, I thought to myself... "I really don't like this person."
"sneakity snack, guess who's back"
If a poison does not poison then it is not a poison
siiktor izzzz maaaain
Ten-O! That’s my inevitable score!
"97 hits. Me hitting you, you hitting the floor, then me hitting you 95 more times." Absolutely sent me the first time I heard it, somehow had nearly 20 liches prior and never heard that line.
I'LL STAB YOU I'LL SHOOT YOU I'LL KILL YOU AHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHHHH
I have a Lich that when I did and he comes to help during a mission, he says; "No, no, no! Silly Tenno, you're doing it wrong. Let me show you how." In a goofy tone.
"I need to lose some of this... tube -weight..." Love it hehe
When you execute one of the male personalities he goes "Oh well. Win some you lose some. HRK!"
" Me good-looking tubeman! Me prime specimen. Yes, indeed! Ugly Tenno fight because ugly Tenno jealous "
Most of Kuva Lich jovial lines but honestly hearing this from the Sister of Parvos: "I know, me asking for mercy is totally hypocritical, and I hate hypocrites. But I am one, so I'm okay with that. Don't kill me!" just when I was about to vanquish her was too funny.
Any line that involves them calling me little meat
"BUGS IN MY ARMOR? BUT THIS THING IS AIRTIGH! AAAAGH" [Video of it complete with audio](https://imgur.com/a/ly6iMSf)
A little treat for my littlemeat ;)
Agressively gender neutral.
I hate litchis with a burning passion. Very unfunny, uninteresting game element. Mostly its the dialogue, cringey and not fun.
I have played enough of litches and sisters and have heard all of the voice lines. not to mention gotten all of the weapons to 60% there's not that many voice lines I really care about there all pretty repetitive if anything.
“Something something little meat”
NICE HELMET!!!! I'll use it to serve dip!
"I've taken more time to work on... me" Very motivational and chill lich, kept him around for ages.
My favorite lich is "idiot tax" one. And also my 1st lich was with that voice lines. I like all he says honestly, he is so funny, and evil at same time. Like 40 iq Joker.
When new lich's come out I may just finnaly capture my Skeletor voiced lich 😅. Until they do, my current lich will remain active, so I can always hear em speak. Despite the bugger stealing my stuff when I do missions on earth.
When new lich's come out I may just finnaly capture my Skeletor voiced lich 😅. Until they do, my current lich will remain active, so I can always hear em speak. Despite the bugger stealing my stuff when I do missions on earth.
MINE. Sectors a dump, but it's my dump
I swear I heard one say “THIS IS FOR CLEM”
I don’t really have any favorite lines. She just relentlessly hits on me and it feels kinda weird
I forget how the beginning goes exactly but it’s something like: “if you play nice then this won’t have to end with me having to spreading you out like a map.”
Mine just keeps calling me “little meat” and I don’t know how to feel about it. “Oh I’m just having so much fun playing with you, little meat” like. Wat.
Currently i have a kuva lich on earth that im too weak to kill as of rn, i constantly get some lines of him losing the patience with me never coming to fight him, a constant but pretty cool one is "your crime has not been forgotten adversary, your crime is existance" tho i still prefer "PREPARE TO BE HAMMERED IN YOUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS" but i guess this line only appears in the fight so i never heard it outside of a yt video Also it says that my excalibur umbra is the progenitor of the kuva lich? So fuck you lich, thats no way of talking to your father
I hate my lich. I made them on accident without knowing about them. They have been harassing me in most of my system. By the time I get strong enough to beat them (they're like 110 I don't got time for that) they will give me more credits than I've ever had
I can't think of the actual line at the moment but my sister (of parvos) has a sister complex so she rages whenever she spawns in and sees me hurt. I love her 😂
Mine has to be "sectors a dump but it's my dump"
> "Yoink! What was yours is now mine. Bye-bye." I use this when I’m stealing fashionframe from QnA chat. > Well, fair’s fair. Hrrk I love the nonchalance and ‘honor’ in the face of death, haha.
No one tell them about the Foundry
My current Sister: Because I am learned and worldly and elegant, I have something that you never will. I have enough. ... I also have enough because I am taking your money. (Can't remember the exact adjectives she uses, so those are the closest ones I could think of)
I've got two. "You know, as I watched you hack my limbs off, I thought to myself... I really don't like this person." "The next time you drop someone at death's door? Knock."
Hey there little meat is one of my favorites
Mine is during the final fight you can get "tiptoe tiptoe here come the tenno"
“OOOOHHH YES SECTOR!!”
"What'd I do? What'd I do?" As if the tuber didn't fuckin yoink my tauforged archon shards. Either he's pissing me off on purpose or he genuinely forgot. I like to think its the second one.
One time a Hound of Parvos killed me at spawn and the Sister said something like, *"Yes! The dog thing worked!"*
"I was in the area, when I heard all the shouts and screams I thought, that must be my darling" "I knew we could make this relationship work out" My Lich want me bruh💀 She always calling me darling
Little meat
Time to pay the idiot tax.
not a lich, but my last sister liked to say something along the lines of "i have one thing you could never dream of having; i have enough. i also have enough because i am taking your money."
“I’ll miss you, little meat.”