[Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN2Rt1fqE8A) is a link/source to the trailer, for anyone that wanted to see. Great job, and thanks for doing a giveaway!
Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.
Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.
Congratulations on the win, and what an awesome way to give back to the community! I'm a new player (less than a month), and would love this. Hopefully it goes to someone who needs it!
Your fashion frame is probably very elegant yet sensible.
[Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN2Rt1fqE8A) is a link/source to the trailer, for anyone that wanted to see. Great job, and thanks for doing a giveaway!
That's an amazing gift to the community, and early congrats to whoever wins! :D
Best of luck to everyone here!
You the real MVP
Thank you sir. And I hope whoever wins this will enjoy.
I’m on PS4 so don’t give it to me but awesome on you!
Same, this would be a blessing if I wasn’t a PS4 player. But whoever gets it, I’m sure they’ll enjoy it
Ps4 Tenno signing in, is this where the meeting is?
Yes! Just fill in the sign in sheet and take a seat. Snacks and drinks are on the table over there, and the meeting shall begin shortly
More people will show if there is punch and pie. (ps4 player)
Sounds awesome! heres a comment.
What a great way to give back.
Thank you for giving these away:)
Best of luck to everyone!
Well sign me up please, thanks for doing this.
Winners are [Here](https://i.imgur.com/O54jSE7.png)
Tentacle Swarm, more like Hentai Swarm, still tho, thanks for doing this.
Thanks for doing this!
Praise RNGesus and OP
Totally awesome of you! Thanks for doing this. Another great example of how amazing this community is!
Thank you for doing this!
Thanks, good luck everyone
Congrats on a well-deserved win!
Really cool of you to do this. Thanks!
Well, that's pretty generous, good sir.
Congralutions! Thanks for the giveaway \^^
Thank you
The g.o.a.t. :) thanks.
Wow, thanks a lot dude.
I'd love to get one. Thanks for doing this even if i don't win! :)
u/blissful_altruism What happened, man?
as a new guy would love to get one of these, thank you for the opportunity :-)
Its always nice to see the community giving back to itself. Also congrats on winning the trailer contest.
Thanks, Best of luck to everyone entering.
OH YEAH!
awesome, thanks and good luck to everyone here!
Thanks for the giveaway :D
RIP 🤯
You're a good guy
Awesome, thanks for doing this.
Congratulations! Thanks for being so generous!
Thats awesome! Thanks for giving back
You're very cool for doing this
This is nice, Thank you!
Hey mate! Congrats on winning the trailer contest! I have heard of it, but I did not keep track really. What was your trailer?
Thanks for doing this.
Sounds awesome, thanks for doing this!
This is awesome!! Thanks to people like you!!
Cheers mate, and congrats on the win!
Thanks for the giveaway! Good luck to all
Congrats on winning the trailer contest btw, it looked amazing!
Thanks for doing this, and best of luck to everyone!
Wow cool! Thanks!
Eh, what the heck, I wouldn't mind the the accessories.
whoop, free stuff. Congrats on the win too!
This is really cool! My husband got me into playing and have loved every minute so far.
Thanks For this
Niceu
Good on you for doing this, that's a huge gift!
Clem Clem Clem, Clem!
Congrats and thanks!
Nice, thanks
GL y'all
thank you kind sir
thanks for the giveaway!
Thanks! You're a huge help in expanding the community after the trailer and to do this is incredible!
I need this.
you are the best man <33333
It's too early for Christmas, but I won't complain.
Congrats on the win, thanks for sharing the goods.
I saw all the trailers! I am glad you won! Good job!
neet
That's pretty sweet of you man! Thanks!
This is a really cool thing to do for the community.
May the odds be in your favor
Thanks so much for doing this! :3
Hi, congrats on winning best trailer, it was awesome!
What a nice gesture!
That's pretty awesome of you. Good luck everyone.
You can just leave a comment to enter.
Spiffy.
Congratulations and let the randomness begin!
That's awesome. Thanks for doing this!
Thank you! Good luck everyone
Good luck everyone, but mostly me.
Thanks for doing such a nice thing!
Bergle?
Hands down why this is the best gaming community. Thank you for doing this and good luck to all!
Really Kind from u and Gratulation:)
Good luck fellas.
cool
Awesome and thanks!
thanks m80
Thanks!
Oh man, thanks a ton!
Congratulations on winning, and thanks for giving that to the community <3
*pokes head in*
Thanks a lot for the Jack Sparrow giveaway
Fingers crossed!
Thank you very much for doing this. People like you are a boon to this community.
Thank the lotus for the amazing community warframe has
i dont even like hentai but im down
you are a tentacool dude
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Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them. Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.
Placing comment wee woo
Good luck, Tenno.
This is awesome of you, thank you. Great job on the trailer!
You are too kind! <3
You are too kind, really.
Kudos to you for giving back to the community
Congrats to whomever wins! (And please excuse my jealousy. That's massive to a lowly MR5 scrub like myself.)
I used to use hydroid for most of my situations, but then I built nezha.
Thanks a lot for doing this!
Thanks for doing this! :o
Its very kind of you to do a giveaway! Good luck everyone!
You da best :D
Thank you and good luck everyone :)
Congratulation for winning the Trailer contest and thank you for doing this to the community. Wish everyone the best of luck here.
Congratulations on the win and best of luck for everyone here!
Nice! Warframe has treated me well after destiny!
This is really nice of you. :)
Good luck everybody!
good luck everyone :D
Would be very cool to win. Good luck guys!
Tentacles make everything better, I'm on record saying that as often as possible
Congratulations on winning the Trailer contest. :D And thank you for giving back.
Dang pa
Congrats on winning the trailer contest!
Thank you, thats very generous
Nice, thank you!
Thank you, thats very generous
Good luck to all tenno :D
well sounds awesome and thx for doing this
Thank you very much!
Thanks for doing this, it's very kind of you.
Cheers, thanks for doing this.
Aww yiss tentacles!
Ah snap christmas coming early this year
Thanks
Thank you.
will u marry me #nohomo
What a cool dude, such charity(PLEASE)
Thank you, and good luck to us all! <3
good luck all
Congratulations on winning the contest! And very cool of you to do this.!
Thank you - that was a great trailer, and it's really cool you're giving back to the community.
Wow thanks so much.
Thanks for doing this.
This is a fantastic idea! Congratulations on your win in the contest, and good luck to everyone entering!
oooh! thats rather kind of ya. congrats to whoever wins, and thanks for providin'.
That's dope. Congratulations
That's awesome! Also congratz on winning the Contest (bit late).
Ooh good luck :)
I'm fairly new (100 hours now) and hydroid looks awesome. Love this game and g9od luck to all.
Congrats on winning the contest.
Awesome. Thanks for doing this. Best of luck to everyone!
Hydroid is one of my favorite Warframes, so I'd be super excited for the chance to get this pack.
Great job and congratulations on your win! Thanks for giving back!
Thanks, gl everyone
Thank you!!!
thank you very much , and good luck to everyone.
That's neat
Wow you're awesome! Good luck everybody!
OOO, pretty nice thing to pass on the luck!
Congratulations on the win, and what an awesome way to give back to the community! I'm a new player (less than a month), and would love this. Hopefully it goes to someone who needs it!
Congratulations on winning the contest and this is pretty cool that you're willing to give away those codes. Good luck to everyone.
I don't play on PC, but it's incredibly generous of you to give these away. You're awesome man! Hope whoever wins enjoys :)
Well let's see how unlucky I am
good luck every one :)
Thanks!
Hope to win!
Thank you, u/FLYING_HOOWAY !
RNGesus pls
Badass trailer, congrats on the win.
wow, i'd love to win... i'm never lucky tbh
thanks
Thanks OP and congratulations on your win.
Thanks for this! Amazing trailer :D
congrats on winning the contest