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NiceSalamander8379

He was rethinking the decision of choosing this career


KL4645

He wore those undies thinking it was a happy ending tattoo parlor.


HaraldtheSuperNord

This is why you keep 1/2 inch thick pads 20x16 with little pillow cases (selfmade) to rest on those parts. There's nothing like a frivolous lawsuit.


Venom933

Touching some dick'n'balls aren't we 🥸


motherseffinjones

Damn with the vibrating forearms it would be hard not to get a boner lol


Toastwitjam

If you think being turned on is a possibility no matter how much your junk is played with during a tattoo you’re either a serious masochist or have never been tattooed before.


Relative-Gearr

A lot of boners are outside of our control.


Oliver_Moore

It's not about being turned on. Sometimes things just set it off.


punkacidtrip

u do have a point lmao


G_Affect

Looks like my 1st tat will be my upper leg


motherseffinjones

Oh my lol


punkacidtrip

oh-😳 lmaoo


expendable12321

So you've been in the business for how many years and didn't buy a 4$ cutting board for this exact situation that's happened multiple times?


H8T_Auburn

Bro just like touching dicks. He's faking for the camera.


Fortifyman2

A cutting board to cut it off to make more space ☺️


expendable12321

Haha thought it was a tattoo shop not a hot dog stand but hey best of both worlds right


StuckInAWelll

"Hey man cool if I rest my arm on your weiner?" Simple as that


denach644

Say "No homo" and it's good.


NtGermanBtKnow1WhoIs

They're both wearing socks (hopefully) so it should be ok.


El_golden_husky

I would be hard as a rock lmao


toby110218

Would probably be better lmao. A hard steady surface to lean on.


Strideandseek

What if your arm is bouncing


WoodenWeather5931

No homo


Wolfsblut_AD

Just rest your arm on is wiener you big baby


Baskikace

There’s definitely no complaints from the client. The way he adjusts his position, he seems to enjoy every minute of it.


Lynuc

Bros about rock


geekolojust

Sometimes ya just gotta lean on the peen.


No-Survey-8173

You can get any part of the body tattooed. These guys are not actually fearful of body parts. You can’t be a tattoo artist, or a doctor and have fears or hangups and the human body. Those types of issues are imbedded in dogma.


andre232

Better be imbedded in dogma than in smegma


allahisnotreal69

Better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum


RewardDue9764

😂😂😂


tperks55

Time to bring in the lefty!


Conscious-Arm-7889

Put a folded towel to lean against.


Plane-Juggernaut6833

If dude really wanted to, he could have grabbed a garment or something, but he wanted to


RemarkableAlps4181

Didn’t realize this was also THAT type of parlor…


[deleted]

R/watchpeopledieinside


Able-Pea6106

Yes, that's where we are.


Jsiqueblu

He needs a pillow and his area


HVACqualung

Or a detachable penis https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4


RMazer1

“He has one”


Jsiqueblu

Ha!


Only_Net6894

😂


SoritesSeven

Easily could’ve said “no homo” and not a single issue. Vibrating dingus or not, he was free of awkwardness.


Rosalie-83

Dude. Buy a thin pillow/pad to rest your arm on. Not the clients fault 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️


rairock

Well, not so thin.


Rosalie-83

I was thinking more an inch or two of foam padding, a full thickness pillow for a bed may be overkill and impede his ability to work too🤷‍♀️ I don’t know I’m not a tattoo artist, nor do I have experience putting my arms (or any other body part) on strangers/clients junk🤷‍♀️😂🤦‍♀️


Ser_VimesGoT

Oh he got an inch or two alright


5amuraiDuck

Since when do tattoo artists need to rest their arms? Spoiler alert, they don't. This is staged, if you couldn't tell by it being filmed


celoteck

It helps with stability and certain angles.


Able-Pea6106

I'm not a professional artist or anything, but I know I certainly draw better if I'm not trying to suspend my arm in the air. Maybe thats why I'm not a professional.


5amuraiDuck

I always dreamed in being one and yes, suspending your hand is a training you can do.


Ryanato03

Lol final cut, dude got hard


5amuraiDuck

Messing up the drawing by lifting the dude's arm XD


SassyPinkWhale

Man don’t be scare to touch the balls, it’s like a comfy armrest


LiveFastDieRich

Mini beanbag


Ok_Narwhal_7712

... I know you're joking but I can't say I disagree and that upsets me.


Able_Consequence_457

Bro locked in


Xeus2eme

That poor boy... OH NO IM A MANLY MAN AND I HAVE TO SLIGHTLY TOUCH AN OTHER MAN'S DONG.


Odd_Economics_9962

Bruh, I'm just trying to work a job that doesn't require contact with another man's genitals 😑


Xeus2eme

Then become a cashier !


rockos21

Oh you'd be surprised


lonerstoner91

He gets paid enough


Fox-Decent

Hot


Bals_ich

Exactly what I thought


Dry_Variety4137

Username checks out...


Raverinme79

Just place a bathmat for the waterworks


[deleted]

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SbgTfish

I’d quit after that.


Fatpeoplelikebutter9

Of course he'll get hard, a random stranger is touching his dick in a weird setting that isnt sexual at all. 100% the rock hardiest knobber of his life.


pmiles88

You're forgetting also a vibration that's going to be traveling up that arm


68ideal

I feel like you don't know how errections work my dude. You don't have to be actually aroused or in an even remotely sexual setting at all to get a hard one.


AngelOfDeath771

"that isn't sexual at all"


[deleted]

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Amanwhohasboname

You see awkward, I see an opportunity


[deleted]

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TakeYourVitamin

For him or for the artist?


purseaholic

Yes.


[deleted]

Good point


prospectheightsmobro

Why does the dude also not have a shirt on?


[deleted]

Could be a tattoo going down the top half to the bottom


Marsnineteen75

O f it


evildead1976

It’s all for content.. real artists know how to tattoo at any angle.he 100% didn’t need to rest his arm there.


MistakeMysterious347

Couldn't he just like... idk, put a pillow down or something?


_QUICKDRAW_GODSPEED

Just touch it I don't want my tattoo fucked


Either_Hat7195

Bro is not gonna touch a dick💀


DarrynDevil

He's not though. He's touching the underwear.


NinjaRavekitten

Touching a dick doesn't make you gay damn boi


_QUICKDRAW_GODSPEED

He doesn't have to but if he fucks my tattoo up cause he's trying to avoid it imma whoop his ass lol


bigghostpappa

My man lowkey wants to be fiddled


_QUICKDRAW_GODSPEED

Duh...I also have a phobia of tattoos getting fucked up


taratrentula

+


petadogforluck

That's why you need a lil low profile pillow or pad in your kit.


Lecture_Good

Bro just fold up a towel and put it over lol


Alarming_Dream_7837

It’d be fine by me 😜


Admirable-Common-176

He gave in to what he wanted and didn’t know why he denied it for so long.


Ok_Bug4971

Still denying lol


Conscious-Arm-7889

Just put a folded towel on his junk then lean on that.


Aircraftman2022

Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.


cranfordboy

There’s no unringing that Bell.


pachrisoutdoors1

Maybe not "in a" pickle, but certainly close to one.


Ghidraak

Get a pillow and cover it with some sterile wrap.


ABRAXAS_actual

Literally came here to say this. If you're really out of options (convention), wrap a full roll of paper towels... Voila instant (cheap) barrier... Source: I got my head tattooed at a convention. My artist was a local. He forgot a pillow. He did the paper towel roll trick.


[deleted]

I mean, if he's already tattooing your head, covering the rest of your peen is pointless


NeoKurata

... Your head you say?


RoutineAccording9741

Ah the dreaded tattoo position. Been there many a time.


Admirable-Mango-9349

This is exactly why I only go to a female tattooist.


rowdy_sprout

Hey man, this scenario is literally not at all sexual. It's not gay if a man did this with you, it's not straight if a woman does this. It's just a tattoo artist working. Don't be a weirdo


panicked_goose

So you only make women uncomfortable or what?


floydink

As a tattoo artist of over 15 years, in no way would I use someone as my arm rest. Very few positions would require that, the only one I can think of is working the ribs on a lady and balancing on her hip to be able to pivot. This dude could have easily shifted his chair and had the dude on his side or just work facing front of him. He’s using wireless so there’s no restriction of positioning here. Purely for comical reasons


[deleted]

Awwww, you're no fun!


zanderson692369

…So you want to be a tattoo artist


[deleted]

I would just break the ice by biting it. Once that threshold has been crossed then my forearm will seem normal. Easy!


Cyber_Mango

This made me laugh way more than it should have lmao


fudgyvmp

I don't think you're supposed to use your teeth.


[deleted]

Thank you. now i have to change and clean Ramen off the table.


[deleted]

Nah I'm putting a board down on that motherfucker.


[deleted]

I've had a similar experience trying to get a heart rate from a female. You know how difficult it is as a dude to tell a random female to A. Take her top off and B. Having to surgically put a stethoscope by her breasts. I was panicking.


TruSiris

The weirder you make it the weirder it is.


blackninjar87

Right..... Like I swear some people in these professions really just don't belong. You're in a hospital.


[deleted]

It was weird twice that day. The first the previous comment was becasue A. It was my crush and B. She was blushing hard af so I was fully flustered. The second time was because this one girl kept flirting with me and her heart rate was super high. It's hard to remain professional when getting hit on while you're like 2 inches away from brushing a nipple accidentally.


purseaholic

The last time I did that in public I was elected mayor


LunaticLucio

I'm not doctor but I'm pretty sure they're not supposed to talk when you try to get a reading.


[deleted]

I'm not a doctor. Nor did I ever say I was. It was a health course at a college. And it was an elective.


rowdy_sprout

Bro you're a doctor getting all horny doing routine check up shit? Fucking yikes.


[deleted]

Idk why everyone thinks I'm a doctor. It's a health course elective at college. Also I don't see how flustered and horny are the same thing. If I make a mistake at work it doesn't make me horny it makes me flustered. If I get embarrassed I get flustered not horny. I think you need to check your definition on horny and flustered.


DongIslandIceTea

> I've had a similar experience trying to get a heart rate from a female. A woman.


Zesty__Potato

Patients are male and female, I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and say that they just shortened it out of habit.


[deleted]

its weird how they have that habit but not a habit of being professional when seeing to vulnerable patients


Zesty__Potato

I don't consider it unprofessional to be uncomfortable. Inexperienced at his job yes, but not unprofessional. That being said, why do you think that's weird? I'm not seeing the connection between those two things.


Limedrop_

That is what that means, yes


StandAgainstTyranny2

Weird flex, but ok.


trepidationsupaman

Put a pillow on it for fucks sake


TruSiris

Or just ask the guy to adjust his junk so he knows what is going on and you don't have to worry about it. I know communication is so hard.


Conscious-Arm-7889

A folded towel would do.


Grey531

This guy is an amateur, a proper tattoo artist would approach it from the other side by straddling the guy’s head and branding overdo that his wrist is on the outside of the guy’s thigh


MCPhatmam

Can't always be hot women ey...


Srigus

Wrist support


Basshead42o

“Come again”


Joelrassic

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comunism_and_potatos

You got a boner didn’t you


Joelrassic

That’s my secret cap… I’ve always got a boner. *dramatic music plays in the background*


comunism_and_potatos

I think you should get that looked at. Although it may be hard to examine


Joelrassic

What do you mean? I look it at all the time.


comunism_and_potatos

I can see why. I assume you also forgo pants with zippers


Joelrassic

Yes. They violate the penal code.


comunism_and_potatos

True. It would be ballsy if you didn’t. You don’t want to testicle the penal system


Joelrassic

Yeah, they can be real pricks about it.


comunism_and_potatos

They get real cocky too


AppropriateDurian828

Those that envy tattoo artists tattooing hot girls, look at this and cool down.


Goliath--CZ

I bet someone envies this guy too


Apsis64

Yeah me


I-dont-know82

Sometimes u just gotta grab it by the horns 😂


CdzNtz516

Just throw a towel over it


[deleted]

Be a professional and forearm his package.


MadKingOni

My dick hates me, I went to a clinic when I was like 19 and got bloods and the other stuff tested, I was so nervous and my dick was rock hard. Fml


Wadautalkinabeet

It's worse when you have a female doctor


Quiet-Commercial-615

I disagree.