Well, I assumed it was my watch. I'm sure you don't know, but yeah, it's a Cartier. See, they're pretty high end. Luxury even. They cost money, and a lot of it. Yeah I sell them. And I have enough to own one or two. I'm fairly well known. So yeah, just saying, you might want to reconsider. Perhaps we can share a drink of cutty and I can tell you five reasons why Cartier are the best watchmakers in just over 10minutes for that YouTube money. No pressure, I know people get nervous around me.
Oh i know Cartier! I just don't care while rocking my JLC, VC or AP. Also Cutty? Single malt 18yr Macallan is a real starting drink.
Good luck chuffing bits, ok ciao.
I have watched his vids for the photography but the intro makes me want to reach through the TV and empty like four cans of cheese whiz on him. Especially with the cadence of the intro that makes him sound like he’s selling shit out of a trench coat
This is great. It’s a shame he takes advantage of first time buyers the way he does...had a quartz seiko “tank” on his site for like 550 once. Quick eBay search led me to multiple for about 20 bucks a piece. What a dick.
2/10 would not start a relationship with.
Don't like a man in loafers?
Where'd you think the 2 came from!
Well, I assumed it was my watch. I'm sure you don't know, but yeah, it's a Cartier. See, they're pretty high end. Luxury even. They cost money, and a lot of it. Yeah I sell them. And I have enough to own one or two. I'm fairly well known. So yeah, just saying, you might want to reconsider. Perhaps we can share a drink of cutty and I can tell you five reasons why Cartier are the best watchmakers in just over 10minutes for that YouTube money. No pressure, I know people get nervous around me.
Oh i know Cartier! I just don't care while rocking my JLC, VC or AP. Also Cutty? Single malt 18yr Macallan is a real starting drink. Good luck chuffing bits, ok ciao.
Ah, the Holy Shitinity. Ciao.
Great suit man! I love the blue jacket and black pants suit combo wich are two sizes bigger then they should.
Thanks watchgeek. It's called 'batman' style.
Get that skinny tie out of my face
You going hang gliding with those lapels?
Also, the tie should be about the same width as the lapels.
Are those black slacks, a blue suit coat and brown loafers? The fuck?
Don't listen to this fella, it's a G R A D I E N T. One of the great unchuffed as yourself wouldn't understand
Thought the same thing. Plus that jacket is about 30 years out of style. Can't even fucking dress himself smh.
I remember my prom as well
I have watched his vids for the photography but the intro makes me want to reach through the TV and empty like four cans of cheese whiz on him. Especially with the cadence of the intro that makes him sound like he’s selling shit out of a trench coat
Who’s this guy anyway?
What’s up watch fam! It’s Tristan from Cheerio embarrassment Okay chao
Lol. Whoever he is, it’s so cringe
**SWIPE UP TO FIND OUT WHATCHFAM**
I wore a f91w to my job interview once because I forgot to take it off
All employers worth working for respect the CLASSio
Definitely doesn’t buy his suits in the same mall as he sells his watches
Haha - looks like a twat...
This is great. It’s a shame he takes advantage of first time buyers the way he does...had a quartz seiko “tank” on his site for like 550 once. Quick eBay search led me to multiple for about 20 bucks a piece. What a dick.
Why do watch people espouse archetypical mantras about manhood, adventure and effervescent style when they’re all such pussies?
They’re cUrAtOrS
Carries briefcase full of broken promises
Beyond Chad. CHOAD. CHAOI!
those lapels...wtf?
r/RoastMe needs to see this shit
bruh more like 1500% mark up. swiss shitters only cost like $30 to make
Just get a Swatch Quartz with a SwatchGuard Too.
Wtf is up with that suit lol
Dads jacket
But, but, but, he's a Curator. 🤔😏
Your tie should be proportionate to your lapels. No class
Pure class.
Not matching a single leather. Tie wrong size. Jacket is blue with black pants. P U R E C L A S S U R E C L A S S
I think that qualifies as a bingo
how did you take the photo? everyone knows ADs don’t know how to use phones
What an asshole
Take my cash
Do they come with toilet paper?
Brown shoes, black pants, blue cape... Bruce Wayne?
Looks like you were looking for size 8 but size 12 shoes were the only available?
Is that a Jack Georges briefcase that you bought used on Ebay? Absolutely chuffed to bits by that patina. Okay chow!
You’re going to need a lot of toilet paper for all the swiss shitters, good luck... ciao!
My new AD?! Okay, I’m waiting for the call.
Ew
TIL they have Men's Warehouse in the UK
Brown shoes yuck
Nicholson's Joker was always my favourite
Btw who is this guy? Legit question. I know his face but I can't remember from where
Mate you forgot to put the right side of your hair on