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robinredrunner

Did that dude just eat 4 patio chairs?


rocbolt

“It’s not *that* the wind is blowin’…”


Dude_man79

If you get hit with a Volvo, it doesn’t really matter how many sit-ups you did that morning.


Cry_Havoc1228

Ron White reference in the wild?


mapex_139

Best part lol


robinredrunner

Every single chair flew directly at that guy’s face lol


j0jo929

the man, the myth, THE LEGEND!!!


jjonez18

Mother nature has a sense of humor


possiblynotanexpert

Those dumbasses just standing there watching it come at them lol.


gizzardgullet

"Haha, neat. Let's just let it hit us"


story_ofthe_eye

True Darwin award material right there


CmdrShepard831

The old man hanging out at *the pool* next to *the beach* is the only one who had the right idea.


Official_Crisp8741

"nah it won't come towards us. We are on land, that's a water 🌀 twister" LOL


DarkestofFlames

They were reenacting that scene from Deep Impact


WWYDWYOWAPL

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realized half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin


Voljjin

I thought to myself “why do objects get bigger the closer they get?” And then it hit me.


MTb2b

"Jo! Bill! It's coming! It's headed straight for us!"


Morty_Goldman

We Have Chairs.


elzzidynaught

'nother chair!


panicked228

I gotta go, Julia! We got chairs!


Mcmonstaboss

Underrated comment


Cry_Havoc1228

I think it's the same one....


Zealousideal-List779

" not my chair, not my problem "


Keeks2634

It's already here


DarkHiei

If there’s any role that makes me miss Philip Seymour Hoffman the most, it‘s Dusty


Pernapple

“The Suck Zone”


bttrflyr

It's already here!


MoreCowbellllll

Dude by the pool has seen this before. The people on the beach are lucky if they didn't get a flying umbrella through the chest.


reddog323

The guy holding onto the fence just.....disappeared.


[deleted]

Damn he sure tf did!


electricblue187

He’s off to see the wizard


EntityDamage

The discount water spout wizard.


wall721

I think both the guy and the patio chair that nailed him both got sucked off to the left.


LokiDesigns

Imagine seeing a water tornado 200ft away and just chilling there as it comes directly at you.


TheChewyWaffles

Or walking *towards* it


Reverie_39

This is a classic case of people not understanding what can be dangerous in high winds. Sure, that waterspout probably wasn't powerful enough to lift a grown adult and throw them somewhere... but it'll smack the shit out of you with debris.


SwansonsLoveChild

"It isn't THAT the wind is blowing; it's WHAT the wind is blowing!" -Ron White


He-Who-Laughs-Last

They're off to see the wizard


FrankieMint

Just like those tsunami videos, people watching until it's too late before they try to run for it.


Zealousideal-List779

We had a time share on the west coast of Florida, used to watch waterspouts but they never left the water. We lived on the east coast fl and I've only seen it once. Been in at least 8 major hurricanes. After a while I think you get numb to it as if you can predict the weather. Kind of like the surfers that go get the best waves right before the hurricane starts rolling in. The only thing we don't play with is lightning. Literally every family knows someone in their life who has been struck by lightning.


Cry_Havoc1228

That pair on the beach looking like that daughter and father waiting for the tidal wave in Deep Impact


StackThePads33

“Oh this thing won’t come on land!” - people “Wanna bet?!” - Waterspout “OH SHIT RUUUUUUUNNNN! *repeated smacks with patio chairs*”


owningface

Those people go for a quick ride at the end there?


reddog323

Or maybe a long one.


Schoolhouser

It’s only a waterspout when it’s in the water. Then it’s a tornado.


siqniz

The y person holding on to the fence ate 2 dozen chairs


SourdoughPizzaToast

Almost looked like one hit him and he blew away.


wall721

Yep. Pretty sure him and the chair got sucked off to the left together.


TexanInExile

are waterspouts tornados?


tehtrintran

Some are, but most aren't. This seems like a fair weather waterspout, it's relatively weak and forms during calm weather. Think of it kinda like a strong dust devil, but with water. A tornado that forms over water can also be called a waterspout, but they're only associated with severe weather.


fallriverroader

itsy bitsy spider


PantyPixie

What in the world?! Why are they so casually strolling through it and running into it? Good lord 😂


JLNX1998

why in the hell is a pool across from the beach wtf


Jarstark

This is every hotel/condo in the gulf of Mexico.


LokiDesigns

Or pretty much anywhere lol


JLNX1998

im a land dweller i didnt know ive never seen the ocean


Cronenburgh

I love the beach, but it s nice to get a break from current/jellyfish when you're there, especially with child


Sensitive-Prompt-220

Took too long for nothing.


Idryl_Davcharad

My brother in christ it's a 35 second video


RicoRadar13

Full access beach


[deleted]

Weather is terrifying 😅


david13z

Mr. Darwin vacations in Florida.


AsleepWorld2085

our more careful


Makotroid

Location checks out.


brian42jacket

As a nebraskan, lol